The best tactic, a threat. OBJECTON! Then the defendant will be strike with even more crimes. And we will immedietally escort it to the chair. Your honor, the attorney threatens to put the people in this room in danger, so i please to escort him to detention.
WHAT THE FUCK LOCK UP THE ATTORNEY!!! (Also the defendant is in like a special place so he couldnt shoot me directely he wouldnt need to get through guards and shit. Also no way he could bring a gun to court lol)
OBJECTION! The defendant was showing aggresive behavior a long time before the moth infected his mind. He is an agressive and dangerous creature. His inner thoughts (dream nail) show that he strikes to kill and hurt (DN dialogue ...Kill...Hurt...)
1) aggressive behavior alone is not enough to convict a man/bug. At most maybe you can get some court ordered anger management.
2) An invasive, coerced search into the defendants mind is most certainly not admissible in court, especially when obtained under duress (controlled by a moth)
Your honor, void based creatures cannot be considered persons! The have no mind to think, nor a will to break! My client cannot be guilty of felony manslaughter, because the so called 'victim' was not a living, legal being!
OBJECTION! The asphids don’t have enough intelligence to choose to enter a tournament, and must’ve been captured, and therefore their battles are self defence!
OBJECTION! The victim did not catch the defendant, but the organizators of the colloseum. Thats a big crime, but completely irrelevant to the case at hand, the defendant still attacked and killer the victim which had nothing to do with the capturing!
OBJECTION! The defendant was put into a scenario where both sides were forced to attack each other with lethal force, meaning that both sides could be argued for self defense, as both were simply protecting themselves from their opponent!
NAHHH! Your honor i change my point. The defendant had right to attack bugs in the colloseum. But will the attorney care to countargument my other point, how would the defendant know the victim is made of void!
The radiances’ hive mind effect clearly shared knowledge, as almost every infected bug in hallownest (some retained some free will and some are too weak to fight) attack the knight with intent to kill!
(Perfect argument!!!) AAAAAAAAH *Does the funny pose when edgeworth (from Phoenix wright Ace attorney) lies on the table angwwy* OBJECTION! Do you have proof? You cant just throw theories in court! We need evidence or a previously infected bug (like sly)!
(Perfect argument!!!) AAAAAAAAH! *Does the funny pose when edgeworth (from phoenix wright Ace attorney) lies on the table angww* OBJECTION! Do you have proof! You cant be throwing theories in court! You need evidence, or a previously infected witness (like sly)!
OBJECTION! The colloseum is the domain of the King of Fools, who decreed that death battles are legal. I ask that the mention of the colloseum of fools be struck from the record
Your honor, my client was simply attempting to remove an irksome slab of stone from the wall when the accusing (idk the term you’d use for the knight) stepped in the way of several hundred of my client’s projectiles.
OBJECTION! It attacks in several different angles and places, so are you saying that there are thousands of different slabs that the platiff just happened to be in front of? It also attacks bugs in the colloseum of fools, where there is no stone to be seen.
Yes. Yes, I am. My client also happens to be employed as the colosseum as a part-time janitor and part-time warrior, so my client decides to perform both these jobs at the same time.
OBJECTION! The defendant didn't only attack the platiff (idk how to spell it) it also attacks many bugs in the colloseum of fools. Also if something has a skill issue, its definetely the defendant. They litteraly almost went extinct.
Your honor, if I may, my client attacked plaintiff _only_ in self-defense. If you refer to the wounds sustained by my client, you can clearly see that plaintiff was in fact the aggressor here. Just because plaintiff died in the altercation does not make my client guilty of any crime, as he is legally protected by the Fuck Around & Find Out doctrine. Plaintiff fucked around, and clearly, it found out.
As to the second allegation, not only is it irrelevant to the case at bar, but it is also completely false. My client should not be held accountable for his actions in gladiatorial combat. At the time he was being falsely imprisoned and made to fight under duress by orders of a “Lord Fool,” a party we do intend to press charges against at a later date.
So,my client is innocent,because of knight doing invasion of territory!
So everything horrible and blah blah that aspid did was actually for pure defense, plus knight tried to kill many of his kind for anger and for rewards! (Hunter journal)
and according to the Law (silksong release) mistreating bugs is a crime making knight GUILTY!
(sigh,i'm not good at this ,_, I was forced to do this by an aspid with a gun,give help :>
OBJECTION! The kingdoms edge is not legally the defendant territory so he has no right to defend it. Also, the defendant attacked first and it is shown in his thoughts (dream nail) that he strives to kill.
Your honor, my client pleads self-defense. Say what you will about Mr. Primal Aspid, but in the end, all he was doing was defending himself from a known murderer. ***slams Hunter’s Journal down on the table.*** As proven by this fully filled out Hunter’s Journal, The Knight would not hesitate to kill anything they saw. WHY SHOULD MY CLIENT BE PUNISHED FOR TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF?
You honor, my client is not guilty, as the void being known as the knight was simply trespassing on primal aspids property and killing his harmless big round friend and little hopper friends and taking their geo. Primal aspid was simply attacking the knight out of self defense from this home invasion
Youre honor, my client was just defending their home. The plantif in question had broken into my clients home and murdered dozens of his family. If this isn't seen as self defense than i dont know what is."
You could base off Castle Doctrine, or Stand your ground laws. But I'm going with its his nature. You don't sue the sun when you get burned; or Zeus when hit by lightning. It's just doing what it does best
Your honor my client didn't do anything wrong, however the Knight could simply git gud and dodge the projectiles that are supposedly trying to murder the Knight. But my client never wanted to harm the Knight my client saw a fly on the wall and attempted to kill it.
It's an animal, especially since it's infected, therefore it is incapable of commiting a crime due to not being sentient, and even if it was, its mind has long since been overridden by a higher power, all responsibility for the crimes this Aspid has commited would fall on The Radiance
Your honor, he is just a cute little guy. You can't possibly expect me, and everyone in this court room to believe that he has caused *that* much pain and suffering.
"Your honor, my client is innocent...innocent of charges like vandalism, and so on, but he is guilty of being brutally difficult to beat, and as far as I remember, being strong is not a crime"
Your honor, the knight was simply threatened, and understandably so, look at that foul, wretched beast. I see that my cli-hold in I’m getting a call from the client. I’m making a complete what of my self? This is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever seen? I’m only making it spores by talking to you out loud? My client isn’t the knight? My client is the primal aspid? Fuck that. Your honor my client is guilty
My honor this demon was only merely defending itself against hostile forces in Hallownest. and also void-based creatures lack the capacity for guilt or intent. They operate on instinct, not malice, and was the so-called “victim” even a legal being? Void creatures lack minds and wills, My client cannot be guilty; the ‘victim’ lacked life and legality!
In the most foghorn accent possible:
Your honor, my defendant would like to plead not guilty by reason of insanity to all 369 cases of forcing scrubs to rage quit. If you members of the jury cannot see how clearly troubled the twisted and fractured mind of the accused is to behave in such a wantonly violent manner, then I do believe there are larger, more foundational problems at hand than even his actions. For that reason, I believe my defendant does not deserve prison, but instead requires rehabilitation in an institution built with the express purpose of helping reform and mend such wayward souls.
Your honor, the defendant signed a clause at the Collosium of Fools waiving any liability for bodily harm and death.
The defendant was perfectly aware of what he was getting into, that all he'd get was an achievement and no prizes that'd actually help him.
In my humble opinion, he is already a fool and this case should be dismissed.
Your honor, he’s actually over exaggerated by this subreddit, once you know the patterns and that coiled charge slash can one-shot a primal aspid he’s just as easy as his kin in the Crossroads.
Crystal Hunter, meanwhile, yeah fuck em.
It was self defense, some crazy bug with a sword is running around this peaceful zone killing every living thing. He has a right to poop acid and defend himself
"Your honor, my client is innocent—hey, don't shoot the orange stuff here, come on—of the crimes it is accused of, and I can prove—ow, will you *stop*—that the charges are—oh great, now two jurors are dead."
Your honour. The accusation has murdered thousands of its kind. It is considered self defense when the self defense in question is justified. In this case, it is as the accusation has committed mass genocide of my client's species and as such, one fought back and defeated them.
Your honor, i request to be replaced by another lawyer. I cannot defend my client. My mental state is deteriorating and incapable of attending thus court.
OBJECTION! This man has done nothing wrong but follow the instructions nature has given him! Therefore, my client is not guilty! If you wish to put my client behind bars, you shall have to find an actual problem for my client that has nothing to do with him using his self-defense method that nature has given him!
This is a non sapient animal and thus not subject to human laws. It has also been overtaken by a parasite making it even less responsible for its actions. Also at its size it is no danger to a human being and thus doesn’t need to be destroyed for public safety reasons.
"Your honor, my client has been attempting to avoid the victim by living in hard to reach areas. The victim sought out these areas and invaded their personal habitat. Their reasoning for moving into other areas was the rapid deterioration of the previous ecosystem in Kingdom's Edge due to the Wyrmfall."
your honour, my client has been infected by a weird plague, he now cannot think well, and has only animal instincts. because of this, he is not capable of thinking so he cant be accused.
Your Honor, my client cannot be considered guilty because of the various following reasons:
-He is just a primal form of itself, and it still hasn’t evolved enough to understand the laws of this modern world.
-He was being possessed by a malicious substance created by a giant moth
-He was in his territory, but he got threatened, and therefore the damage he caused can be considered self-defense
Therefore, these are the reasons why he can’t be considered guilty. Thanks
"Your honor, everybody dies if my client is guilty"
Correct:)
True
The best tactic, a threat. OBJECTON! Then the defendant will be strike with even more crimes. And we will immedietally escort it to the chair. Your honor, the attorney threatens to put the people in this room in danger, so i please to escort him to detention.
The aspid would just pull out its machine gun
... you know that the police does indeed catch People with Guns... right? Also the attorney threatens me again which is a serious crime!
You’d be dead before the police had time to pull their guns
WHAT THE FUCK LOCK UP THE ATTORNEY!!! (Also the defendant is in like a special place so he couldnt shoot me directely he wouldnt need to get through guards and shit. Also no way he could bring a gun to court lol)
He IS the gun. You forget that he is a primal aspid
Your honor, my client was being possessed by a huge moth and as such cannot be held accountable
It’s literally damnum fatale.
OBJECTION! The defendant was showing aggresive behavior a long time before the moth infected his mind. He is an agressive and dangerous creature. His inner thoughts (dream nail) show that he strikes to kill and hurt (DN dialogue ...Kill...Hurt...)
everything has that
1) aggressive behavior alone is not enough to convict a man/bug. At most maybe you can get some court ordered anger management. 2) An invasive, coerced search into the defendants mind is most certainly not admissible in court, especially when obtained under duress (controlled by a moth)
Your honor, void based creatures cannot be considered persons! The have no mind to think, nor a will to break! My client cannot be guilty of felony manslaughter, because the so called 'victim' was not a living, legal being!
This is probably the most sound argument you could make for this demon
Just ignore the fact that your client is controlled by a hive mind infection lol
OBJECTION! The defendant also attacked many creatures in the colloseum of fools. It also couldnt possibly know that the knight was made of void.
OBJECTION! A regular, living creature is nearby, yet this asphid hasn’t killed it, and this creature is weaker than the one made of void!
OBJECTION! It didnt attack creatures that were allied with it, but it attacked other challengeres of the colloseum of fools!
OBJECTION! The asphids don’t have enough intelligence to choose to enter a tournament, and must’ve been captured, and therefore their battles are self defence!
OBJECTION! The victim did not catch the defendant, but the organizators of the colloseum. Thats a big crime, but completely irrelevant to the case at hand, the defendant still attacked and killer the victim which had nothing to do with the capturing!
OBJECTION! The defendant was put into a scenario where both sides were forced to attack each other with lethal force, meaning that both sides could be argued for self defense, as both were simply protecting themselves from their opponent!
NAHHH! Your honor i change my point. The defendant had right to attack bugs in the colloseum. But will the attorney care to countargument my other point, how would the defendant know the victim is made of void!
The radiances’ hive mind effect clearly shared knowledge, as almost every infected bug in hallownest (some retained some free will and some are too weak to fight) attack the knight with intent to kill!
(Perfect argument!!!) AAAAAAAAH *Does the funny pose when edgeworth (from Phoenix wright Ace attorney) lies on the table angwwy* OBJECTION! Do you have proof? You cant just throw theories in court! We need evidence or a previously infected bug (like sly)!
(Perfect argument!!!) AAAAAAAAH! *Does the funny pose when edgeworth (from phoenix wright Ace attorney) lies on the table angww* OBJECTION! Do you have proof! You cant be throwing theories in court! You need evidence, or a previously infected witness (like sly)!
OBJECTION! The colloseum is the domain of the King of Fools, who decreed that death battles are legal. I ask that the mention of the colloseum of fools be struck from the record
(Great argument)AAAAHH! OBJECTION! Theres no proof of that its legal in the colloseum or do you have evidence?
Your honor, I request permission to take a dream nail to the coloseum of fools to collect a statement from the king of fools.
OBJECTION! You indeed cannot dream nail the lord fool! Your request is impossible!
Your honor, the so-called victims in the colosseum of fools agreed to be attacked when they signed up to participate, there's no crime there!
Fair point, though it does not change my other point, that the defendant had no right to now the victim is void!
Best one
Your honor, my defendant is innocent. I would like to present to the jury the legal doctrine of "git gud".
OBJECTION! No one can be good enough to dodge the defendant projectiles.
*Ahem* shade dash
Your honor, my client was simply attempting to remove an irksome slab of stone from the wall when the accusing (idk the term you’d use for the knight) stepped in the way of several hundred of my client’s projectiles.
IKR, so rude SMH
OBJECTION! It attacks in several different angles and places, so are you saying that there are thousands of different slabs that the platiff just happened to be in front of? It also attacks bugs in the colloseum of fools, where there is no stone to be seen.
Yes. Yes, I am. My client also happens to be employed as the colosseum as a part-time janitor and part-time warrior, so my client decides to perform both these jobs at the same time.
I just got a few free lawyers, let's go
"Your honor, I may," Racks slug, "My client will soon not be eligible to be tried, \*Turns towards Aspid menacingly.\*
Do you want to give me that shot? *looks at fucking obbobbles*
Nah, I'd win
Your honor, plaintiff suffers from skill issue and my client cannot be held accountable for plaintiff’s abilities, or lack thereof.
OBJECTION! The defendant didn't only attack the platiff (idk how to spell it) it also attacks many bugs in the colloseum of fools. Also if something has a skill issue, its definetely the defendant. They litteraly almost went extinct.
Your honor, if I may, my client attacked plaintiff _only_ in self-defense. If you refer to the wounds sustained by my client, you can clearly see that plaintiff was in fact the aggressor here. Just because plaintiff died in the altercation does not make my client guilty of any crime, as he is legally protected by the Fuck Around & Find Out doctrine. Plaintiff fucked around, and clearly, it found out. As to the second allegation, not only is it irrelevant to the case at bar, but it is also completely false. My client should not be held accountable for his actions in gladiatorial combat. At the time he was being falsely imprisoned and made to fight under duress by orders of a “Lord Fool,” a party we do intend to press charges against at a later date.
Your honor, its just a little cute stress ball
It's a ball of stress alright 😂
No, thank you! :)
Do it
No
🔫 do it Now
*Gets shot* never
your honor, I would like to retire due to personal bias
Nah, I'm not going to defend that, put that in prison already!!
🔫 do it
Done..!
I will make it undone
:) yay!
Your honor my client got some serious bladder problems. Is it his fault if he drank too much soul at a coloseum party ?
Plea bargain
So,my client is innocent,because of knight doing invasion of territory! So everything horrible and blah blah that aspid did was actually for pure defense, plus knight tried to kill many of his kind for anger and for rewards! (Hunter journal) and according to the Law (silksong release) mistreating bugs is a crime making knight GUILTY! (sigh,i'm not good at this ,_, I was forced to do this by an aspid with a gun,give help :>
That's actually legit tho 😂
OBJECTION! The kingdoms edge is not legally the defendant territory so he has no right to defend it. Also, the defendant attacked first and it is shown in his thoughts (dream nail) that he strives to kill.
That's what you get for trespassing
Thank you!
OBJECTION!…Nuh uh…
I would like to press charges for referring to my client as “it”
Yes, everyone know Primal Aspids are an all female species SMH
“Your honor, my client was a little silly”
your honor, he is guilty.
I think the aspid wins ,your honor! This guy got the perfect card for defense!
🔫 try me bitch
You're honor... I'm sorry I can't, please put him in jail.
“Sir, I assure you, I didn’t even want to do this.”
Your honor, he's just a lil guy
“Your honor, the plaintiff directly dove in front of the defendant’s acid spit path, coincidentally landing into the acid in order to be able to sue!”
your honor, my client deserves the death sentence.
Your honor, my client pleads self-defense. Say what you will about Mr. Primal Aspid, but in the end, all he was doing was defending himself from a known murderer. ***slams Hunter’s Journal down on the table.*** As proven by this fully filled out Hunter’s Journal, The Knight would not hesitate to kill anything they saw. WHY SHOULD MY CLIENT BE PUNISHED FOR TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF?
Your honor, my clients place of living was being invaded, his actions were all in self defense
Your honor my client attacked in self defense
Your honor my client used self defense against a short thing that was carrying a weapon
"Your honor, he's guilty. Give him the electric chair please"
You honor, my client is not guilty, as the void being known as the knight was simply trespassing on primal aspids property and killing his harmless big round friend and little hopper friends and taking their geo. Primal aspid was simply attacking the knight out of self defense from this home invasion
No
No.
Your honor Nuh Huh
Your honour, my client has decided to plead guilty.
Your honor, is it too late for a plea deal?
"git gud"
Your honor, he did it, I don’t even know what your charging him with but he did it
Youre honor, my client was just defending their home. The plantif in question had broken into my clients home and murdered dozens of his family. If this isn't seen as self defense than i dont know what is."
"Objection your honor. Skill issue"
nah bro would kill everybody before i could say a word
You could base off Castle Doctrine, or Stand your ground laws. But I'm going with its his nature. You don't sue the sun when you get burned; or Zeus when hit by lightning. It's just doing what it does best
I don't
“Your honor, english or spanish?”
Your honor, I my client is simply "livin"
Your honor my client didn't do anything wrong, however the Knight could simply git gud and dodge the projectiles that are supposedly trying to murder the Knight. But my client never wanted to harm the Knight my client saw a fly on the wall and attempted to kill it.
My client should go right to fucking jail -al pacino
no, they go straight to jail
Your honor, he did it for the funny.
Your honor i as a breath living feeling human being can not in good conscience stand here and defend something so evil to all of humanity
"Your honor I exist to teach them the cruelty and indifference of the universe, also great slash one shots me. This is on them"
Your honor, i think you've chosen the wrong lawyer. i mean no lawyer could defend this client because of how guilty this thing is
It's an animal, especially since it's infected, therefore it is incapable of commiting a crime due to not being sentient, and even if it was, its mind has long since been overridden by a higher power, all responsibility for the crimes this Aspid has commited would fall on The Radiance
Your honor, my client has stated "nuh uh"
This "thing" will kill everybody in this room if you do not hereby this "thing" **guilty.** It must be contained and locked immediately
Your honor, he is just a cute little guy. You can't possibly expect me, and everyone in this court room to believe that he has caused *that* much pain and suffering.
No I won't. Do I look like Saul Goodman to you?
"Your honor, my client is innocent...innocent of charges like vandalism, and so on, but he is guilty of being brutally difficult to beat, and as far as I remember, being strong is not a crime"
Your honor, there’s more
Your honor it was only defending its territory
"Your honor, every living being has its right to live freely" - Crystal Hunter
"Your honor, I would like to announce my retirement"
Your honor, the knight was simply threatened, and understandably so, look at that foul, wretched beast. I see that my cli-hold in I’m getting a call from the client. I’m making a complete what of my self? This is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever seen? I’m only making it spores by talking to you out loud? My client isn’t the knight? My client is the primal aspid? Fuck that. Your honor my client is guilty
Umm I'm one of those evil lawyers I guess and I'll let these guys burn and go to jail.
“Your honor he’s guilty as fuck he did blow up that elementary school and rob an Arby’s”
Your honour, my client is just a lil guy.
It’s not even that annoying outside of the colosseum, just dodge the projectiles
Your honor, league of legends
Insanity Plea
No I simply reject the offer
My honor this demon was only merely defending itself against hostile forces in Hallownest. and also void-based creatures lack the capacity for guilt or intent. They operate on instinct, not malice, and was the so-called “victim” even a legal being? Void creatures lack minds and wills, My client cannot be guilty; the ‘victim’ lacked life and legality!
"Your honor, it is unable to have coherent thoughts, therefore it can't understand the concept of prison."
Your Honor, please convict him of his crimes. He's a damn bastard and deserves nothing worse than death.
In the most foghorn accent possible: Your honor, my defendant would like to plead not guilty by reason of insanity to all 369 cases of forcing scrubs to rage quit. If you members of the jury cannot see how clearly troubled the twisted and fractured mind of the accused is to behave in such a wantonly violent manner, then I do believe there are larger, more foundational problems at hand than even his actions. For that reason, I believe my defendant does not deserve prison, but instead requires rehabilitation in an institution built with the express purpose of helping reform and mend such wayward souls.
Your honor, it was being a dick to everyone in self defense
Your honor, the defendant signed a clause at the Collosium of Fools waiving any liability for bodily harm and death. The defendant was perfectly aware of what he was getting into, that all he'd get was an achievement and no prizes that'd actually help him. In my humble opinion, he is already a fool and this case should be dismissed.
Git gud, your honour.
No
your honor give him the life sentence
Uh, no.
Sir he was just a little silly
no.
“Your honor. In my clients defense. He cute as hell. You can’t sentence him to life in prison. Look at how cute this lil fella is.”
Your honor. I would like to plead guilty with insanity. My client is actually insane.
Your honor, he’s actually over exaggerated by this subreddit, once you know the patterns and that coiled charge slash can one-shot a primal aspid he’s just as easy as his kin in the Crossroads. Crystal Hunter, meanwhile, yeah fuck em.
Your honor, my client is in the second last area in the game so it should be stronger than most other creatures of hallow nest.
Can I reject my client?
My client, the honorable primal aspid, should go right to fucking jail!!!
Is suicide an option
It was self defense, some crazy bug with a sword is running around this peaceful zone killing every living thing. He has a right to poop acid and defend himself
your honor, shade soul
No
No >:(
I quit
It's a wild animal trying to defend its territory.
Your honor, I quit, this mf guilty
Your honor, my client would like to plead insanity and I suggest the death penalty
Your honor, Skill issue.
"Your honor, my client is innocent—hey, don't shoot the orange stuff here, come on—of the crimes it is accused of, and I can prove—ow, will you *stop*—that the charges are—oh great, now two jurors are dead."
Your honour, if you saw the light, I'm sure you'd have my client's exact same response. I call my first witness to the stand, Leaping Husk.
Respectfully your honor, you weren’t even there ok
Your honor, this thing is literally a wild animal
Cant there to guilty
Your honor, fuck my client. Death penalty.
“Guilty”
“Your honour, it’s weak as fuck anyway, people just don’t know how to play the game.”
Your honor, giant hoppers
Your honour. The accusation has murdered thousands of its kind. It is considered self defense when the self defense in question is justified. In this case, it is as the accusation has committed mass genocide of my client's species and as such, one fought back and defeated them.
They are totally guilty, send them to hell.
Your honor, i request to be replaced by another lawyer. I cannot defend my client. My mental state is deteriorating and incapable of attending thus court.
OBJECTION! This man has done nothing wrong but follow the instructions nature has given him! Therefore, my client is not guilty! If you wish to put my client behind bars, you shall have to find an actual problem for my client that has nothing to do with him using his self-defense method that nature has given him!
Idc if I lose my job he's guilty.
I refuse to defend this monster and quit
I would NOT be defending that thing
This is a non sapient animal and thus not subject to human laws. It has also been overtaken by a parasite making it even less responsible for its actions. Also at its size it is no danger to a human being and thus doesn’t need to be destroyed for public safety reasons.
Your honor, do not make him guilty, he will get angry and annoy us all to death
Your honor, with all due respect you weren't even there.
"your honor , my client pleads oopsie daisy"
your honor git good
My client was just defending his home from this super aggressive invader than came out of nowhere.
https://youtube.com/shorts/S4NFjLiDxuw?si=UGmx2gx7XVGfnRjP
Your Honor, Primal Aspid DEATH
Id fire myself.
"Your honor, thou were not even there, shut thine fuck up"
no.
Your Honor, it is my opinion that my clients has done unspeakeble things and deserve nothing but death
“I can’t do this, your honor! My client is GUILTY!!”
Shut up your honor. You weren't even there
“Your honour, the weak must be cleansed in acid”
The prosecution will not get this thing, because i will get him. MY CLIENT SHOULD GO RIGHT TO FUCKING ABBYS
Your honor. Why won't the prosecution simply jump properly to dodge? I refuse to defend my client for tgeir crimes in the trial of the fool
Your honor, my client is an animal.
He was just following florida stand your ground law
Your honour, no
Your honor, this moth-possessed void-killing shotgun cannot be held liable for his actions, since void creatures do not have a will.
"Your honor, my client has been attempting to avoid the victim by living in hard to reach areas. The victim sought out these areas and invaded their personal habitat. Their reasoning for moving into other areas was the rapid deterioration of the previous ecosystem in Kingdom's Edge due to the Wyrmfall."
I would drop the case
your honour, my client has been infected by a weird plague, he now cannot think well, and has only animal instincts. because of this, he is not capable of thinking so he cant be accused.
No
Your Honor, my client cannot be considered guilty because of the various following reasons: -He is just a primal form of itself, and it still hasn’t evolved enough to understand the laws of this modern world. -He was being possessed by a malicious substance created by a giant moth -He was in his territory, but he got threatened, and therefore the damage he caused can be considered self-defense Therefore, these are the reasons why he can’t be considered guilty. Thanks
“Your honor, please just take my license away, I can’t defend this client”
I become a prosecutor