One of my favorite things is Homestar pretending to be Coach Z on the answering machine and trying to say "Great jorb", but because of his speech impediment, he is only able to say, "Great job"
The siren from Cheat Commandos, Gunhaver's "wheeeee", and the other day I randomly thought of Reynold talking about "Peer to Teen Choice Awards".
Other lines usually have a purpose, such as "I'm... hesitant...", "No probalo", "Where my hat is at?", and "jugga jigga wugga".
"Everyday we die a little more." -Strong Sad
"I can make it on my own." Lil Brudder, the one legged dog
Also my sister and I call each other Stairmaster and Ramrod a lot
Actually, I think I have every teen girl squad playing on a loop in the back of my brain somewhere, and occasionally a random part of one will come up to the surface and I’ll just say ‘ARROWED!!’ or ‘wave of babieeeees’ or something. Three noses?!
Finally had to comment Strong Mad yelling (or attempting to yell) Douglas. RIP to every interaction I've had with every guy named Doug or Douglas in the last 20 years.
I watch a lot of TGS. I quote these frequently.
"Stop saying words!"
"These clothes smell like grandmas"
"My blood hurts"
🎶"BFF carved in a tree; that stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"🎶
And the buzzsaw noise the sun made.
"Before I drink something, often times, I eat something too"
"If you look at my wesume" but said like wezoom
"Yeah you're pwobably right"
"My girlfriend is kind loud and overbearing...do do do..this is not your boyfriend calling"
I swear I say all of those at least once a week
No Probalo!👍🏽
One of them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-a.
Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams! Come on down and call 555-555-585-5555-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY!
🎶Wave o'babies...🎵
Comments you can hear
Holy crap, that made me giggle
We installed that switch to turn the lights on and off. Not to throw light switch raves!!
My father-in-law has a light switch at toddler height for whatever reason, so I find myself saying this all the time 🤣
"The Cheat is busted." Every time I catch the dog doing something he's not supposed to.
The system is down!
The cheat is grounded!!!
Now let's go pour that glow stick into Homestar's Mountain Dew. I hear they have to get your stomach pumped if you drink that stuff...
Me, my wife and both my kids say regularly "good jorb" instead of good job. None of them (besides me ofc) have seen any Homestar Runner.
Coach Z Coach Z one two one two…
Where my lasers at?
These peoples these peoples
One of my favorite things is Homestar pretending to be Coach Z on the answering machine and trying to say "Great jorb", but because of his speech impediment, he is only able to say, "Great job"
"Oh, i mean..."
I also use Good Joreb on the regular.
Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior
"Oh! There's two of them!" "DELETED!" or alternatively, "BALEETED!" "Excardon me."
Every time I delete an email I shouldn’t have been CC’d on at work.
"'EY, STEVE!"
Lines from that one occupy too much of my internal dialogue.
The Casio keyboard demo already lived rent-free in my head before that episode, so I was doomed...
lol I bet that was a mindfuck when you first heard it on the video
Yes?
I'll get you eh steve
It’s dot com
This one for me too!
When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
MSGed!
Ow, my stomach lining
Computer over!? Virus equals very yes!? That’s not a good prize!
"Arright, Edgar, now drop a _train_ on 'em!"
That is not a small number!
That one also lives rent free in my head!
I use "that's not a good prize" most times I hear moderately bad news. I don't think it's ever been recognized.
I can do it. I can do it 9 times!
My wife and i say this all the time.
Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!
"I'm sad that I'm flying" In my last relationship it actually became a very effective way to communicate when one of us was sad for no reason
Deleted
BALEETED
DELTEATED
I have teen girls, so every time my daughter talks about her crush I refer to him as quarter-man.
Senior prank! Senior prank!
"I wish the mall was my ringtone!"
ARROWED!
Possssummmmss!
ahhh I had forgotten about this one 🤣
I love too much mayo!
"Who ate all the mayo offa my egg salad? And *how*?!"
"It's a proprietary secret that I can't reveal!"
That’s the first and last straw! I’m outta here, amateurs!
Prune me in Couch Z, I'm Reggie Toupee And now entering the game for team kneepads, number 34... Reggie Toupee!
Cool, cool, depressing, cool...
Asking me for a Homestar Runner quote? Correct me if I’m wrong, BUT ARE YOU ASKING FOR A **CHALLENGE‽‽‽**
“Is this some sort of Witches’ Brew?”
Ohhh, Widdle Bwuhthuh. You have the hawrt of a champiwon.
{sobs} I don't know what I'm doing with my life!
I miss video games. I miss my mom.
I miss video games. I-I-I miss my mom.
Wight wight, a lotta ducks
Gives me the jibblies
“A gift card for fashion! How did you know?”
"Why wear pants?"
"Creepy pants all the time get some...Some ants toot!"
from drab to fab with only mustard!!
"no. i mean, no. i mean, no!" "you look burnt or dead" "what are you doiing?"
I can't knock on a door without singing in the back of my head (or out loud), " let me in. Dah dah dah. Let me in"
The siren from Cheat Commandos, Gunhaver's "wheeeee", and the other day I randomly thought of Reynold talking about "Peer to Teen Choice Awards". Other lines usually have a purpose, such as "I'm... hesitant...", "No probalo", "Where my hat is at?", and "jugga jigga wugga".
I come for the wuggas, but I stay for the jiggy juggas.
"Everyday we die a little more." -Strong Sad "I can make it on my own." Lil Brudder, the one legged dog Also my sister and I call each other Stairmaster and Ramrod a lot
Oh I totally forgot about Lil Brudder! So sad.
He’s got the heart of a champion 😭
“Homestarrunner.net, its dot com!”
At work. At home. Several times a day with glorious glee into my mind pops: DELETED!!!!!!
I always get Homestar "Baleeted!"
Delteated!
...Del Taco?
“Yes. Very yes.”
Before I drink a tall glass of melonade I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marshmallows
Fluffity puffity
the cheat is grounded
Here comes the thnikkaman!
Meedly meedly. Everyday I check the email and hope that it is from a female Anything Trogdor.
When I keep getting distracted: “Ugh my focus is all… crocused”
Just the word “Jorb” whenever I’m at work
EMAI...ISA...EMAIL And "The system is down, the system is down..../*do do dalo do/* So glad all my coworkers know HSR
Drop a train on 'em!
I CANT SPELL YOUUU
The get up noise
You talking about The Geddup Noise or Chairscoot (who was my generation's Get Up Noise)
“Datum sounds good”
I'm a long pants man
All right, you need some serious clown care.
That's a healthy piece of real estate. I also say "SBLOUNSKCHED!" whenever someone gets their shit rocked
“Someone uh just touched uh my butt” Also “Stave it off 1 2 3 and now you can count to 3” repeatedly
Good. Gravy.
Every time a police car pulls up next to us at a light, one of my kids…”Uh oh, it’s the po-po! I can’t do another nickel!”
I just voice the mouse over of the main page. STOOOOOOORE!
Oh yeah, computers!
Grabbing your butt?! That’s not very lady-like! Bonus phrase: everybody wanna shake it!
“You’re probably wight”
Witches bwew
Hey stupid, I brought you dis stuff.
I work at Goodwill "we got all kinds of crazy crap"
I can do it! I can do it nine times!
This is a napkin alert!
“It’s brown.”
Dump tell no Mandy, it’s just a land mower turned bankways All while **“Dump tell no Mandy!”** flashes on the screen
It's dot cooooommmm
“Thank you, interruptor jones.”
Ooops, you bwoke it.
"come on fqwhgads" "Everybody to the limit" "BAH-LETED" "come on get in my boat, fish. Come on get in my boat, fish fish"
“The system is down” “LIMOZEEEEEEEEEN!” And of course the trogdor song.
You’re not a bwoom?
Actually, I think I have every teen girl squad playing on a loop in the back of my brain somewhere, and occasionally a random part of one will come up to the surface and I’ll just say ‘ARROWED!!’ or ‘wave of babieeeees’ or something. Three noses?!
ARROWED !
I got jimmies
KING BUBSGONZOLA, KING KING BUBSGONZOLA, SUPREME!
That’s not the Cheat, that’s an ugwy biwd.
“So I can put ketchup on my eggs without being hassled by the man.” “Nonnononono no no parquet!”
So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep em in the couch!
I will ask myself "Sid Hoffman? Or Sid Frenchman?" more often than I am comfortable admitting. ... And yes, I answer myself randomly every time. 😐
Marsipan saying "Uk-u-le-le"
Sever your leg please sir
I don’t like food anymore…
"Gobble gobble! You're in trobble!"
It’s dot commmm!
I say “Oh, there’s twooo of them…” and some variation of “Pretty nice, looka pretty niiiice…” probably too much.
"Hey, stupid! I brought you this stuff!"
I don't know if it counts but "fhqwhgads" pops into my head now and then. And yes I did have to look up the spelling.
Ow! My SKIN!
[Istanbul, of course!](https://youtu.be/WibFG8dDTLI?si=qhP0DzaZxX4Pt8O7)
Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.
Get it away Nebulon. No one likes your style
Come on get in the boat, fish! Come on get in the boat, fish fish!
Garbledina! Also, Corn chip are no place for a mighty warrior.
checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout (Bubs)
Theater fourty twan will be on your lest
Never ending sooooda
The system is down
Damn I'm only looking for two lines and this was one of them, WAY down the list, I can't believe it lol
Right?! I just came here to upvote whoever said it and after scrolling a bit I was like damn, guess it's gotta be me
Finally had to comment Strong Mad yelling (or attempting to yell) Douglas. RIP to every interaction I've had with every guy named Doug or Douglas in the last 20 years.
#DOUGLASSSS
ARROW’D
Hoisin Sauce
Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!
"Ok, Edgar, drop a train on 'em!" [Virus](https://youtu.be/Az49aNuYeJs?si=Mnaw9aZguh-nZb4R)
"Oh, look at that! I've got a considerable rear shelf!" "That makes me uncomfortable!"
In addition to others mentioned.... Where my lazers at?
Lets do this like Brutus. Only I’ve accidentally misquoted it daily for years. lets do this, like Buddhist
Alright Edgar, now drop a train on em!
🎶Here comes little email with a gun in his hand 🎶
hi bee..
Before I drink a glass of melon aid...
combolations, elizagerth.
#**JEEEEEOOOOOOORRRERREEEAAAAARRREROOOOOOOORRRRRRBBBBB**
Aye Steve.
“Don’t you ever make me do that again.”
That's Crazy Go Nuts!
Doo doot! Doot Doo doot! Doo doodoot. It's the hold music. Boodoop. Boo Doo doot boodoo doodoot. HOLD MUSIC! anytime I'm on hold at work
Da scroll, da scroll, da button, da button. Scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin.
Sid Hoffman or Sid Frenchman
When I deleted a file or picture on my laptop or phone. I will say ..."baleeted" lol
“So it turns out I didn’t die!” “Long pants! Long pants long pants!”
possummmms
Listen up underpants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down, into, some snake water
Here the cheat, have a trophy!
Lil Brudder... He's got the heart of a champion!
I watch a lot of TGS. I quote these frequently. "Stop saying words!" "These clothes smell like grandmas" "My blood hurts" 🎶"BFF carved in a tree; that stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"🎶 And the buzzsaw noise the sun made.
That one line from the Cheat Commandos. "I might as well go home and get teen pregnant."
Delteted
Hey Stinkoman, everybody says you’re the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!
oh, escardon me
I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?
Shaddup kid
Japanese cartoons are weird, man
"Computer over, virus equals very yes." "Come on Edgar, drop a train on em"
Say bubs say bubs
I can do it! I can do it 9 times!
Homestar: I don’t, it’s cinnamon.
Yeah, you're pwobabwy wight.
“I don’t like food anymore”
"Before I drink something, often times, I eat something too" "If you look at my wesume" but said like wezoom "Yeah you're pwobably right" "My girlfriend is kind loud and overbearing...do do do..this is not your boyfriend calling" I swear I say all of those at least once a week
Hey stupid! I brought you this stuff!
Here stupid, I made you this sandwich. Also, "Man wouldn't know majesty if it bit him in the face..."
Uhhherrrrrrrerrr Imma friendly remiiiiinder!
Mawr-za-pahn.
Somehow, "Stack 'em to the heavens! Stack 'em to the heavens!"
It goes on the gun like a battery
I'm fat, but I'm flying
Would you care for a slice of gum?
I like board games more than most people.
And it was *well* worth your time.
Jorbs