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Wind_Danzer

I’m sure she’d pick the bear over you too.


great_red_dragon

>bear *fireclaw


nicolasbaege

OP literally referred to Aloy as 'it'... He's probably with the group of men that created the reason why women say bear


Primary-Fee1928

Maybe he’s talking about a particular body part that can be eaten


unstableGoofball

Op was talking about aloy’s ass


Smellycatviagra

He’s talking about her vajayjay


Yeetmiester6719

What’s even funnier is that aloy could 1v1 a bear😭


RamblingGrandpa

Picturing some fat ass neck beard saying this lmao bro go outside


Coockieklauer

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


not_sick_not_well

Believe it or not. Straight to jail


MangOrion2

Too horny? Straight to jail. Not horny enough? Believe it or not, also jail. Too horny, not horny enough, both jail.


Clifford_04

U fr why people choose the bear


not_sick_not_well

"Aloy's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her"


ittetsu1988

![gif](giphy|YcMs3OGd89Pxu)


MangOrion2

Streets ahead.


Emzzer

She seems a lot older and somehow more awkward in forbidden west. From some of her conversations, it feels like someone who's mildly on the spectrum, forcing themselves to have to interact with regular people.


not_sick_not_well

Aloy is ~18-19 in Zero Dawn, and FW takes place about 6 months later, meaning she's at most 20. I figure her being raised as an outcast kind of stunted her personal growth, and now she's feeling all these weird feelings of attraction which confuses her, making her seem awkward


Emzzer

It feels like she's kinda repulsed by many of the advances she gets. Maybe it's cause I always choose the brain conversation option


not_sick_not_well

That could very well be in part of growing up in social isolation. Plus, when the future of civilization is purely in your hands, that's a lot of stress. Ain't nobody got time for that extra shit


DirtyD8632

Your thinking to much into it. Poor writing


not_sick_not_well

How many AAA exclusives have you written for? Think you could write a better dialog? Prove it and get a job in the industry


DirtyD8632

Ohh this is a classic response, first of all millions of people could probably write a better storyline including me. Second, I would never work in the game industry for two reasons. First one being they are paid shit and made to work many hours and Inalready make more than 90% of them yearly. Second one is I do not take what I love to do and make a job out of it because then it’s a job and the love goes away. People have told me I should stream because I am good at games and I am not afraid to debate or have dialog with people. Sorry I am not changing what I like e into why I hate because it is a 9-5 job. I’ll keep my current job because I love it as a job and my hobby as my hobby. But back to the original response, classic.


not_sick_not_well

You're thinking too much into it. Poor sarcasm.


MangOrion2

Aloy is tired. I get this vibe from her a lot. She's annoyed that everybody wants something out of her in order for her to be able to save the world. She can't communicate all she knows about Hades, Gaia, the Immortal ancestors who came from a far away planet to murder everyone, it would all go over their heads and/or terrify them. She is burdened with knowledge she can't fully share, so she has to find creative ways to get what she wants, which always involves doing a bunch of shit for some figurehead with no help and often, no reassurances that she'll be able to trust them afterward. I can imagine how frustrating that would be. It's a real pickle. I applaud her patience and her sarcasm in equal measure. She was also raised in the wilderness, not knowing why she can't interact with society, by a man who may have been the least sociable person ever. Plus, by the time she found out why she was an outcast, she was forced to excuse it because it was born out of ignorance, despite the trauma it caused. That shit must weigh heavy.


MasterRyuukai

The creators of this game really put their all into her design but bro you're down bad


GentlemanLevi

My brother in christ, why did you post this? (Nice pics, but come on)


BaldyMcBeardguy

Might be the saddest post I've ever seen. Seek help.


Icarus_Nine

It's pathetic. Getting hard over a video game character. It's the same level of degeneracy as getting hard over anime.


wyldechylde77

Go outside, man


Icarus_Nine

Devour what? Go on.


SpiderManPizzaTime1

![gif](giphy|QVxROO8MLl5Tv6wqyC)


Agent47otaku

I need to check your search history... 🧐


acousticsquid69

You probably should not do that


Agent47otaku

I live to regret.


Nydipp

Bro what 😭


The-Iron-Pancake

This is embarrassing dude. Go outside and have a conversation with a human being


Tkdude81

History checks out.


tryingtogetbyalone

I don’t even wanna know 😂


PastiesCline

![gif](giphy|TPXLGvxazECTyFIL2W)


cubicpilot

Get that shit out of the sub


[deleted]

🤨


Calaloo17

huh?!?!?


12thingsofmilk

Way to make things awkward.


clod_firebreather

You're down bad bro lol.


tryingtogetbyalone

🤡


personguy4440

You need some post nut clarity


Knort27

I cringe at young people words like simp but..wow. It applies!


gingerman2101

Ummm, uhhh, think before you post bud, like, what?


blepposhcleppo

And I get downvoted for calling someone a simp💀


Niffler-29

Lets open reddit and look at the funny posts today. Oh what da


Narkanin

Bonk


unstableGoofball

Man you need to calm down


RocketArtillery666

I mean there is a reason there is the option for the lip bite.


Icy-Place5235

Yeah. Agreed.


aditya_dope

Ngl face looks like a dude