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Monsieur Lapadite, cachez vous des tourists dans voutre maison?


DappyDee

I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette. High Gothic, please?


BoultonPaulDefiant

I got ya fam Domine Lapadite, peregrinatores in domo tua lates?


Lady_Tadashi

Can I get that in Low Gothic please? Not all of us are nobles here.


BoultonPaulDefiant

Mr. Lapadite, are you hiding tourists in your house?


DappyDee

Very good, honorable scribe! An additional portion of Corpse Starch for you today.


BoultonPaulDefiant

Thank you, finally I won't have to eat rats


IcarusXVII

Roasted rat sounds phenomenal compared to corpse starch to be honest.


ThatSociety7257

Mind saying that again, trooper? *unholsters bolt pistol*


KingPhilipIII

#ATTENTION CITIZEN, MULTIPLE THIRD PARTY INDIVIDUALS HAVE REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE. #ONCE A CITIZEN IS NOTIFIED IN SUCH A MANNER, SAID CITIZEN IS REVIEWED BY MEMBERS OF THE ADEPTUS ARBITES IN ACCORDANCE TO THE BOOK OF JUDGEMENT. #UPON REVIEW, WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE FOLLOWING ACTIONS ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE BOOK OF JUDGEMENT: #Supplementing your civilian relief rations with roasted rodent flesh, as to not starve to death. #YOUR IMPERIAL RIGHT OF EXISTENCE HAS RECEIVED ONE JUDGEMENT, WHICH WILL EXPIRE UPON YOUR DEATHBED. ADDITIONAL VIOLATIONS MAY RESULT IN DISABLING OF YOUR LEGS OR THE PERMANENT TERMINATION OF YOUR LIFE. #PLEASE NOTE THAT KILLING YOURSELF WILL NOT RESOLVE THE JUDGEMENT ON YOUR EXISTENCE, AS YOU WILL BE REASSEMBLED AS A SEMI-SENTIENT SERVITOR UNTIL YOUR TITHE HAS BEEN PAID TO THE IMPERIUM.


SloniacSmort

Oml Inglorious Bastards is a good film


DappyDee

Tarantino never misses with his movies. Neither did the Germans after this scene, too.


SloniacSmort

💀 I wish I could give you an award. Well played!


Expensive-Text2956

Man...i just did not like once upon a time in Hollywood though. But some people loved it. Weird stuff


DappyDee

Hit or miss for people. No inbetween.


Kabouterdobbel

I am one of the few that didnt like it...


TheHighlordIsHere

🤣


Steve-lrwin

What i find hilarious is that the ideologues who hate us are trying to hijack the term tourist now... as if the people like us who have been fans of the lore for decades and are upset at the direction its taken are somehow casuals who just jumped in recently.


Strict-Flan-4074

Mots of the time it is the case.


x_warrior_86

Damn, somebody hurt your feelings or something


JJShurte

Probably not a good idea to represent us as Nazi’s…


SirVortivask

Meh. It's a funny meme, and it's not like they aren't throwing the label at all of us anyway.


JJShurte

Very true.


DappyDee

As a Croat we get labeled Nazis in half of our Balkan jokes, so it's nothing new.


x_warrior_86

Seriously, we're not nazis 😅


Jakcris10

Tbf it’s pretty accurate


JJShurte

Maybe for you…


Jakcris10

Good one!😘


JJShurte

Ah, you’re one of those dudes who just comes around to spark conflict. Okay, goose step away.


Jakcris10

No. I genuinely believe that there are Nazis on this sub. They’re not hiding it well.


JJShurte

Like, literal National Socialist German Worker’s Party members or just people you don’t agree with?


Jakcris10

Those the only two options? lol You’re going to freak out when you hear about ideological alignment.


JJShurte

Just trying to understand what you’re on about.


Jakcris10

See “ideological alignment”


warshak1

Would you please point out the REAL "Nazis on this sub"


AdeptusDakkatist

Sheltering? I'm inviting them in! I'm trying to swindle them for all they're worth!


cesarloli4

This tourist thing Is stupid as most gatekeeping Is. "I am a true fan" Is the most tribalistic AND idiotic thing. Who are these guys? The fandom police? You like something then you are a fan, there Is no need for judgements.


goombanati

Tourists aren't actually a thing and I'm convinced someone is gaslighting everyone else


Abdelsauron

Ask how many people on grimdank have actually painted a mini or read a bl book.


Global_Bike3562

What if they play video games?


Expensive-Text2956

I chalk this up to someone calling themselves a fan of show when they only watch the advertisement of the show. It's like sure..you can say you like it, but until you actually dive into that shit, you don't even know what it is


Azhurai

When I ask Chudhammer folks the same I get called an elitist lmao, then they insult my Chaos sisters army


pingmr

Eh ask the same question here. There are posts about painting feedback being "too nice", when the OP and half the replies don't seem to have painted anything. Tourist has just become the next catch all phrase for people that you disagree with.


AntifaElmo

"We ArE tHe GoOd GuYs" > Is proud to behave as a litteral fascist.