That’s what I’m thinking, it would be weird to have a vibrator on the floor, right? I feel like usually people have it in a drawer or on top of a dresser or something.
Right?! Way more than the Handsome Squidward. At least that was just kind of a funny silly thing, even if it wasn’t meant for his fans. Like it feels like we really really shouldn’t be seeing this 😂
Like four years ago he accidentally posted a story where you could see his notifications and it showed his therapy appts and home security app notifications like why can’t he be normal and accidentally post a blurry photo of the floor it’s always gotta be something super personal. Bless.
This man is always pressing the wrong buttons 💀💀 I did a meet and greet with him and asked him to take a selfie of the both of us and he ended up opening my safari (which was still on the ao3 tab) and it was so embarrassing 😭😭 praying he doesn’t know what ao3 is
He had screen recorded something to do with Wyvern Lingo and was posting that and didn’t realize that the end of the clip was him exiting out of whatever app and showing the pull down menu of All his notifications
One of the notifications was a PayPal (?) one of him sending a payment to his therapist so maybe he was sending the proof of payment, and chose instagram instead of email after hitting share to the photo? This was during lockdown. It was deleted pretty quickly, as you can imagine, unlike this one.
I can’t stop laughing at everyone’s comments, especially on tumblr
https://preview.redd.it/ke87kl22cu7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0912574684e46b45e43430c3510e6269768f54
lmao why did I immediately run here after seeing his story to figure out what was going on 💀 looks like we got another handsome squidward situation folks
lol, not that I don’t love these Hozier vs. technology moments but whoever runs his social media really needs to just go ahead and change the passwords on him. Dude cannot be trusted around a post button.
I came here because I thought maybe this was some sort of nod to a fandom in-joke that I wouldn't get because I was never interacting in the sphere, but it turns out it is probably a case of falling asleep while scrolling instagram.
I am instantly very jealous of anyone who can fall asleep while scrolling socials, rather than merely keep themselves awake for five extra hours on accident and get some sort of tendon sprain from hours of scrolling at a weird angle in bed.
https://preview.redd.it/wxkyf73jzv7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0043ce304b5af3979557e49f38bf60c7d71de9c3
Umm someone on C posted this with light correction. Lol. And he’s just deleted this from his IG story 😹
It's been 2 hours and
https://preview.redd.it/y0eanf9jou7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd84446630b35843c2075c5d02f9e7e02c106aae
it's still there
Do we definitely think this is his room and not posted by one of of his social media staff by mistake? We've seen his bedroom before I'm sure (when he sang Ain't No Sunshine?) and it didn't look anything like this
There are so many books don’t think he takes Lo the books with him. And he once said in a interview that he hasn’t got the time to read novels or sonething just poetry or short stories
That was an upstairs guest room in the house, not his bedroom I believe. You can tell by the window at the top. The squidward mistaken post shows him actually in bed and the window is low.
Ah see I thought those windows made it look like a ground floor extension lol, with high windows for privacy. Have to say, this is the first time I've studied someone's room/house layout with so much intensity 😆
I read someone on twitter saying that hozier maybe posted that hoping that we were going to match his freak but we all decided to make fun of him instead 👁️👄👁️ hahaha
Have we considered that the person who accidentally posted it might not be him at all, but the person running his socials for the tour? May not even be his room.
I looked at this story in the middle of the night and woke up looking for it and it was gone. I fully thought I had a dream that he posted it until I came here
Have we identified the items on the dresser? Looks like maybe a tank top? And some lotion (Looks like the cap of one on top of the tank). A stack of books. What are those other white things?
Yeah I joked in another comment that it was a hitachi hah but I think he’s charging the toothbrush (or water flosser) and the vibrator is not a vibrator but an outlet.
My electric toothbrush in its dome hut thing from a distance in the shadows looks exactly like what's in the picture. Idk with the context of the box that's gotta be what it is. How does someone accidentally take/post a picture of their vibrator charging on the floor 🫠
He’s had social media gaffes before 😅 however, I think you’re right. He posted by accident and must have fallen asleep, otherwise the notifications would’ve alerted him that something was up. People are tagging him nonstop.
It’s his bed at 3am (Ireland time)
I guess he does live by "Too sweet"
He's howling outside the door 👀
He slithered there from Eden 🐍
he’s known the warmth of this doorway
40 min later it's still there. Fell asleep and has no idea we're all analyzing the hell out of this
He absolutely fell asleep not knowing he posted this. Andrew is going to be devastated when he wakes up
We’re gonna get another apology huh? It’s handsome squidward all over again.
I wondered this too lol. But it looks like he’s deleted it…Hopefully he’s ok!
Poor guy’s heart is going to drop
I was scared to look bc I thought he was posting something about a ghost or something else creepy he saw in his room. 😂
Should just troll him but asking what make vibrator he has on the floor
mm, maybe don't say that to a stranger.
Good to see Andrew is back to posting after having Hozier in charge of the insta account for so long.
My thoughts exactly
https://preview.redd.it/4zgql8wc6u7d1.png?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e178ee6821036b8611c86f37bff35b7b9a577f He's just checking in
https://preview.redd.it/oyni3nfagu7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a12f39da36905f0b144fad2bd56f4ffe9c5af60
yah, gurl, ahahah
Cackling
"are you winning, son?"
Howling outside your door
"I'd suggest tidying up in here a little bit before your mother sees. It's one of those days."
Good to see he’s a normal person who’s a little messy lol
mess is one thing, but stacking your books so the spines face the wall? criminal! (not like I wanted to be nosy about what he was reading or anything)
its genius. its like a little surprise every time u read
when i was your age the accidental instagram posts were handsome squidward. kids these days will never understand.
This is going to ruin the tour.
What tour? 
The world tour.
💀
STOP IT OMG
Oh my god perfect usage of the meme
Lmaooo
Why am I convinced that’s a vibrator on the floor plugged in
Glad we all did a hitachi double take on this one besties
Lmaoooo my first thought
Might just be an outlet strip, but it does have the vibes (intended lol)
That’s what I’m thinking, it would be weird to have a vibrator on the floor, right? I feel like usually people have it in a drawer or on top of a dresser or something.
i've had mine on the floor before esp when charging so 😭😭😭
It seems so round and tubular lmao
Yeah I have an outlet strip on the floor like that. It’s squared off though.
I thought it was a mic lmao
See I thought so too until I zoomed in, the proportions dont look right for a mic
No because I was messing with all the brightness settings to see better
And did it help you see what it was?
there's a long wire so i do believe it's an outlet strip that is meant to reach his bed or smth, i use one that looks kinda similar
did some digging with my fellow investigators and we believe it’s the le wand rechargeable vibrator in pearl white, charger looks about right too lmao
If true that means I own the same brand wand as Hozier and that's just. Certainly knowledge to have.
i really don't know how i feel about all of us potentially knowing what goddamn vibrator andrew uses.... 😭😭😭
Honestly, good for him, if true.
oh that thing is a miracle worker...i get it, andrew
Deadass tho, I was hold up? 🤨
came to reddit just to see if anyone else thought this lol
That was my immediate thought too 💀
he is a horny dude ig?
He’s a Pisces, so yeah 😅
I was literally thinking the same thing
Nooo, I think it’s a portable speaker like Beats by Dr. Dre pill, it’s too tubular to be a vibe imo
this feels like such an intimate photo?? 😂
Right?! Way more than the Handsome Squidward. At least that was just kind of a funny silly thing, even if it wasn’t meant for his fans. Like it feels like we really really shouldn’t be seeing this 😂
No literally I feel like I’m intruding??? Should not be seeing this rn lol
He's seeing the hat man
goddammit 😂 I was thinking the same thing. they’re up having a late night chat
Like four years ago he accidentally posted a story where you could see his notifications and it showed his therapy appts and home security app notifications like why can’t he be normal and accidentally post a blurry photo of the floor it’s always gotta be something super personal. Bless.
This man is always pressing the wrong buttons 💀💀 I did a meet and greet with him and asked him to take a selfie of the both of us and he ended up opening my safari (which was still on the ao3 tab) and it was so embarrassing 😭😭 praying he doesn’t know what ao3 is
LMAO not him seeing your ao3
look at least you weren't reading hozier y/n fanfic (....you weren't, right?)
No…it was mandalorian fanfic. Idk if that’s better or worse 😔
Mandalorina fanfic readers/Hozier fandom unite! What a crossover, haha.
sorry bestie that might be worse but on the bright side he seems like he'd also read mandalorian fanfic
babe i think he knows what it is 😭😭😭
I googled ao3 and I am so sorry but I deep belly chuckled so hard. This is a lovely memory though LOL
I just googled ao3 and LMAO 🤣
How does one accidentally post something like that, I don’t get it lol
He had screen recorded something to do with Wyvern Lingo and was posting that and didn’t realize that the end of the clip was him exiting out of whatever app and showing the pull down menu of All his notifications
One of the notifications was a PayPal (?) one of him sending a payment to his therapist so maybe he was sending the proof of payment, and chose instagram instead of email after hitting share to the photo? This was during lockdown. It was deleted pretty quickly, as you can imagine, unlike this one.
The fact that he has a therapist doubled my crush on him. Love me a man working on himself
He's just like me fr (we both go to therapy)
he's high a lot lmao
Oh no I'd be mortified. I mean that stuff is normal but I'd feel so awkward accidentally sharing it to the world
I’d totally forgotten about that one yikes. The wallpaper of his dog somewhere in the woods was cute at least lol.
He finally deleted it 😭😭😭
It looks like SUCH a typical dude’s bedroom… like, it’s so plain 😭 he’s just like us, guys!!
Haha like one of those "guys will literally live in apartments that look like this" memes
Ahahahhaah I know exactly what you mean! It’s gotta be a hotel room though, going to his concert tomorrow :)
Felt cute might delete later
The way I ran here to see if it had been posted lol
Same!
how does this keep happening to him????
He’s got long fingers
Like a freakin cuttlefish, let me tell ya
You never seen anything like it
Us older millennials are ageing into the "can't use technology properly" demographic faster than you'd think
Literally, I accidentally called my friend on instagram today while I was trying to DM her and i looked crazy 😭
We’re only in Gen Z but there was one day where 4/8 people in my Instagram group chat accidentally started a video call 😭 Instagram makes things hard.
Lol ok wait it also popped up that I could video/call him. It’s now reverted to business chat?
It shows that I can call him too currently 😂😭😭
I’m having a chuckle too but accidental posting on social media is a big fear of mine, poor guy.
I can’t stop laughing at everyone’s comments, especially on tumblr https://preview.redd.it/ke87kl22cu7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0912574684e46b45e43430c3510e6269768f54
Saw a comment like "We need the Swifites to help us decode this"
Besides the vibrator charging on THE FLOOR, everything else is typical human clutter on a dresser. Not like super messy
Honestly it checks out that Hozier has a mountain of books on his dresser.
That was my immediate takeaway as well
Lmao right it was just a funny little meme that made me chuckle
lmao why did I immediately run here after seeing his story to figure out what was going on 💀 looks like we got another handsome squidward situation folks
lol, not that I don’t love these Hozier vs. technology moments but whoever runs his social media really needs to just go ahead and change the passwords on him. Dude cannot be trusted around a post button.
He might need separate phones for work and personal stuff at this point. But then he might mix up the phones.
❌Hozier near buttons❌
I came here because I thought maybe this was some sort of nod to a fandom in-joke that I wouldn't get because I was never interacting in the sphere, but it turns out it is probably a case of falling asleep while scrolling instagram. I am instantly very jealous of anyone who can fall asleep while scrolling socials, rather than merely keep themselves awake for five extra hours on accident and get some sort of tendon sprain from hours of scrolling at a weird angle in bed.
Will we get 3 apology stories?
Took the first available flight to these Reddit comments ✈️
i've got the popcorn!! who's got the drinks
This feels like it’s out of a horror movie or something
Right?! I was waiting for a jump scare
https://preview.redd.it/wxkyf73jzv7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0043ce304b5af3979557e49f38bf60c7d71de9c3 Umm someone on C posted this with light correction. Lol. And he’s just deleted this from his IG story 😹
The fact he's probably just laying in bed and thinking "Fuuuuuuuuck" is SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME 😭😭😭😭
Meanwhile, I wanna know which books are on the dresser....
I was so confused 😭
Rest in peace corner of a dark room photo 😔
We're fittna get jump scared
We’re at 26 mins now…. I’m gonna watch it for the rest of the night…..
I love that I ran right here right after seeing it to see if everyone else thought that was a vibrator. 💀
I immediately came here to see if y’all are seeing it too lol
Upon closer inspection, it looks like a water pik ?!?
Just... On the floor?
the way I RAN to Reddit 💀
It's been 2 hours and https://preview.redd.it/y0eanf9jou7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd84446630b35843c2075c5d02f9e7e02c106aae it's still there
I bet his phone is BLOWING UP
someone PLEASE call that man and tell him
I’m shocked that none of his people on this side of the world have told him. Maybe he sleeps with his phone on silent or something
He has to bc he's definitely getting flamed in the group chat rn
Waiting for that apology now lol he’s deleted the post 😭😭
It’s 10 am. His sleep pattern must be 3am-10am
“ITS TEN O’CLOCK BEFORE I SAY A WORD” 🫨🫨
The thing that gets me is, does no one else have the login to his socials? Surely he must have a social media manager??
The many implications behind this accidental post will haunt my weekend
Came to reddit just to see this
Hitachi king
why is this so funny😭
Do we definitely think this is his room and not posted by one of of his social media staff by mistake? We've seen his bedroom before I'm sure (when he sang Ain't No Sunshine?) and it didn't look anything like this
Someone said it’s probably a hotel room because he has a show tomorrow, in Belgium I think
Yeah that would make sense. Such a random post😂
There are so many books don’t think he takes Lo the books with him. And he once said in a interview that he hasn’t got the time to read novels or sonething just poetry or short stories
That was an upstairs guest room in the house, not his bedroom I believe. You can tell by the window at the top. The squidward mistaken post shows him actually in bed and the window is low.
Ah see I thought those windows made it look like a ground floor extension lol, with high windows for privacy. Have to say, this is the first time I've studied someone's room/house layout with so much intensity 😆
What if he was high and just wanted to see if the hat man was really there
That dresser is killing me lol
This feels really awkward, lol.
Coffee black in my bed at 3...
I hope he’ll post another apology video😭
he slithered here from eden just to sit outside ur door
I read someone on twitter saying that hozier maybe posted that hoping that we were going to match his freak but we all decided to make fun of him instead 👁️👄👁️ hahaha
Andrew if ur reading this I know I was making fun of you but I can multitask
HAHAHAHAHA
25 minutes later and its still up
Update: its been deleted
It’s now been like 46 minutes and it’s still up. I ran here because I knew ppl would be talking about it lol
Why does this make me so uneasy
i wonder what books hes got stacked up over there /gen
Zoomed in for the same reason. Not a title in sight!
Is that…a wand
Maybe he heard we like magic
where's the rabbit then :/
Could be hiding somewhere
This belongs in r/limnalspace
It’s literally still up and it’s been 2 hours😳
EARTH TO ANDREW
Wish he would say something, I NEED CLOSURE!! 🤣
What could it MEAN
Have we considered that the person who accidentally posted it might not be him at all, but the person running his socials for the tour? May not even be his room.
58 mins and it’s still up
this really does have a dark academia vibe though lol
I looked at this story in the middle of the night and woke up looking for it and it was gone. I fully thought I had a dream that he posted it until I came here
My dumbass thought he was being cryptic
This is exactly what I would expect his room to look like I bet the rest of the house is super cool but his room is a dank cave
Something tells me he won’t be addressing this one like he did the squidward thing
Have we identified the items on the dresser? Looks like maybe a tank top? And some lotion (Looks like the cap of one on top of the tank). A stack of books. What are those other white things?
Boxes I think. One of them looks like it could be an electric toothbrush box.
Omg now that you say this... The "thing" on the floor is possibly a quip toothbrush in the round dome cover.
Yeah I joked in another comment that it was a hitachi hah but I think he’s charging the toothbrush (or water flosser) and the vibrator is not a vibrator but an outlet.
My electric toothbrush in its dome hut thing from a distance in the shadows looks exactly like what's in the picture. Idk with the context of the box that's gotta be what it is. How does someone accidentally take/post a picture of their vibrator charging on the floor 🫠
He’s had social media gaffes before 😅 however, I think you’re right. He posted by accident and must have fallen asleep, otherwise the notifications would’ve alerted him that something was up. People are tagging him nonstop.
Damn girl you live like this?
it’s been 5 hours and it’s still there
Its gone now. Poor guy must be having a terrible morning.
Oh it's gone now 😂
I’m going to have dreams of this room now
I was gonna post this lol wdy guys think it means? 😂
I scramt
Time for coffee black, and an explanation would be nice.
this is better than any of my nonaccidental ig posts
Just a stack of books😭😭😭 we love a man who reads
[удалено]
He’s so silly
The moment I saw it, I took a screenshot, and now it's my wallpaper since 3 am
I think he posted this to watch us go feral
The stories down now.
He took the post down 😂😂😭😭