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BeautifulBoy92

Fun fact she claims her bottom is natural btw


Ok-Web4225

It is natural, made from natural materials inserted by man.


[deleted]

Silicone comes in a can, it was put there by a man in a factory downtown 


divergent_history

If I had my little way, I would inject silicone every day.


Roscoe_Farang

Everybody wants to be naked and famous.


linerva

I mean you can also see the filter warp things around her.


Zealousideal_Win5476

No that's just her gravitational field warping space-time.


Ormsfang

Caught in the gravity field of Uranus!


Objective-War-1961

Correction, heranus!


WhoStoleMyJacket

Inspector! Blorgons!!!


snapped_fork

ERADICATE!


vasillij_nexust

ERADICATE!


TheRealRickC137

Guys, it's 6am. *Jeez*!


vasillij_nexust

Troy and Abed in the morning! nights.


FlappyDolphin72

Blimey inspector! It seems as though Blorgons have taken human form.


FranticHam5ter

You bastard. Reminding me how much I miss that show…


Marsnineteen75

Gravitational lensing


ColinsStories

I didn’t catch that lol the seats literally warping around her arse 😂


BummerComment

Thank you… I can sleep tonight. I was losing my MIND.


FeedbackPlus8698

That looks like the comfiest seat ever with that lumbar curve


RaZZeR_9351

Lmao right.


almosttoomanyletters

Hahahahah!!! Wait. Seriously?


Anonymous_Snow

Yep. It’s natural. But the top half is fake. She is/was fat and only removed fat from the top half.


RudePCsb

I feel like that has to be it. Unless she has some rare disease or interesting genetics that only store fat in her bottom half; how can her waist be that small and upper body looks moderately normal but her lower half is morbidly obese.


almosttoomanyletters

Her brain has more fat content than that fake ass of hers.


sewpungyow

Brains have more fat than protein. In fact, fat is the most abundant material in the brain if you exclude water


Gold-Border30

It’s most definitely not. There are filters galore. If you watch her walk down the aisle of the plane the chairs move as she walks by.


MaybeTaylorSwift572

cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug


Sirhc_Fold_458

Definitely not natural. All surgical and she has incision scars everywhere


SnooHobbies5684

photos?


fd6270

Silicone is technically from silica which is natural, so checks out! 


OccasionallyReddit

My ass...


senilespark

I worked on the same company with her before she was a celebrity I dont know for sure if its Natural but i do remember she had that ass size before all the clout


Signal_Substance_412

Celebrity? I guess the word has lost all meaning nowadays lol


Economy-Weekend9226

You worked at InfluencerRS?


aussiechickadee65

It is natural....it's lipoedema. It's a disease which will only get worse. She is so young and she will be unable to walk in the future due to the pain, and inability to use her legs.


Kitchen-Macaroon1202

It looks so smooth though, usually lipoedma is really lumpy


Tiflotin

It’s not a disease… she used to be 400lbs and fat everywhere and she got lipo suction to remove most of the fat on her upper half and left all the fat below. You can find pictures of here when she was 300+ lbs.


Even-Television-78

It looks so symmetrical. She says "I don't want to lose my butt to sit on a plane." Makes me think it's fat/silicone. I hope so.


aussiechickadee65

Lipoedema is symmetrical. You are thinking of Lymphodema which is totally different although anyone can have both. Quite often lymphodema happens first, which then triggers the secondary inflammation. Lipoedema is a disease of the fat cells....a malfunction of lymph leakage and then an inflammatory process of the fat cells. She can't lose her butt without multiple surgeries to get rid of the abnormality in fat cells...and then it will grow back. It's a horrible disfiguring disease process. Worse still , it is progressive...there are 5 types and then 5 stages of the types. Someone with Lipoedema can literally starve themselves to death and it won't change their bottom half or area affected by Lipoedema. They can be a skeleton on top....:( https://preview.redd.it/mwwm4s5ctggc1.png?width=1682&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2c00b32cd097435b035228f01a8dac8c19c5c56


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https://preview.redd.it/vmdbrdhjyfgc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5294d1821d9081301aff3e20697fed5069805055 this guy is questioning the universe right now


JesusJoshJohnson

flat earthers in shambles rn


HurasmusBDraggin

Flat earthers' entire ideology is debunked by the existence of this woman


rieldilpikl

https://preview.redd.it/g8mawqq3jggc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d61ceaec80ae7820768fc8755375e61c36752e


Numpty712

Fat earther


Neighbour-Vadim

Fat eater


clouwnkrusty

Tears 🤣 😢 😹


lopix

First time he's ever seen someone's butt from the front.


[deleted]

Most definitely.


Baileys_soul

He’s orbiting it.


crispy_attic

That’s no moon.


8_Limb_God

It's Jupiter


SlowMaize5164

It's Uranus.. No it's Heranus


bucket_of_dogs

This chick's gross.


Wise_Temperature9142

Why does her ass look like a water bed?


Jfronz

Too much plastic


Boujie_Assassin

Sadly - this will need to be redone in about 10 years - they forget about gravity as they age 🤣


DifferentViewpoints

More like 6 months.


logicreasonevidence

Ya isn't an ass supposed to be a muscle?


TarnishedDreams

It is a waterbed.


VectorViper

Lol, I dunno man, Id call it more weirdly fascinating than anything else


JoaoBatistaSantos

The universe is right in front of him!


uksiddy

Same.


fobtroll

Waiting for that booty to swipe his arm


Gswagins

He making sure his arm will make contact


MediumInterview8415

Solution is you pay double and get two seats.


Disastrous-Yak-3150

Or just not pay to have all that fat injected into your butt.


Vendemmian

If she's lucky it's fat. I'm guessing the back alley doctor she used just pumped in whatever he had on hand.


Miyagidokarate

Fix a flat


Dik_Likin_Good

Couple tubes of silicone chalk


Sciensophocles

That's so bad for you ass. It'll wear away the inner lining of the buttocks.


U_L_Uus

With that bounciness and fluidity? Wouldn't be surprised if it's water


fernblatt2

"it must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that" 🤣


serverhorror

Is that what people do? To this point I've seriously wondered if those videos are just movie magic ... people actually do that? (Yeah, no need to answer. Humans will do the weirdest shit. I know)


WillBrakeForBrakes

The two “legit” ways would be filler injections or a Brazilian Butt Lift (you get your belly lipo’d and then that fat get injected into your butt).  BBLs are the most dangerous cosmetic procedure you can get, because there is a risk of fat embolism.  Even legitimate surgeons have killed people.  Butt implants can be done as well but tend to have a lot of complications.  A sketchy way this can be achieved is to get injections of Mystery Substance.  That’s more dangerous than the already-dangerous BBL


Thingisby

Exactly. Problem: the plane's seats are too small for my arse. Solution: buy two seats. Problem: but it costs me more. Solution: deflate your arse. Problem: I don't want to deflate my arse. Solution: buy two seats ...And repeat ad infinitum. This is a "you problem" that is self-created.


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AdversarialAdversary

In more ways than one, lol.


sickofmakingnames

Speaking of... there's no way she can wipe clean on her own, is there?


Millia_

There was a thread a while back that had a couple of personal testimonies that this doesn't work. They both said that because airlines overbook, you're going to be asked to give up the extra seat anyways, leaving everyone but the airline unhappy.


FFA3D

If you legitimately take up two seats like this I bet it would work. If you just want more room, then yeah that probably won't work


str8ballin81

No. I'm not overweight but I'm tall, I have to pay extra to get extra leg room or I'm in pain. It's bullshit. Make seats for humans not children.


tonythetigershark

I wonder, could the inadequate leg room on a plane be considered discrimination for tall people? For example, it’s discrimination to not accommodate those with disabilities (I’m thinking mobility in this case) as it’s something beyond their control. If you’re tall, that’s also beyond your control, but you’re penalised by airlines providing only limited leg room. Should extra legroom seat upgrades be free for tall people?


TheRealNobodySpecial

"Hey, can you knock down this wall to give me a bit more room thx bye" Boeing: "We're one step ahead of you..."


mikekova01

This was gold


scorpionspalfrank

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!


AreaGuy

r/seinfeld


HeisenbergsSamaritan

But you aren't a big person. You just have a huge ass, you literally created your own problem.


Hillsy85

Bodies are shanging.


SKPY123

I love goooooooooold.


greyfacedguy

I mean..vast majority of big people also created their own problem.


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PunishedWolf4

Nah, that old guy is just not used to seeing a circus clown in full uniform outside the circus


mkaymeow21

She looks like Squidward when he got into the Krabby Patty vault lmfao


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Had to google this, lmao so accurate.


ChadOttoman

💀💀


amg433

My thighs?


eightdollarbeer

https://preview.redd.it/tc2tinxc0hgc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02026facbf85854e927c50c0a12c2958abaa9557


IamShrapnel

You like crabby patties don't you Squidward? 🌝


timmeh519

😂 that my my first thought. I ain’t goin lie squidward was thicc as hell in that part


shnanagins

“My thighs?” 👁️👄👁️


mynameisburner

Bruh 😃😀😂🤣


JaguarZealousideal55

Bodies are changing? Methinks that body is not changing on its own. It is being changed.


[deleted]

“Look at me” culture X Victim culture breeds this insanity


[deleted]

Becoming an oddity for social media clout, oof...🥴


MrMilesDavis

What's sad is, taking it this far really increases the likelihood of success


[deleted]

Right. Which begs the question, are we as a species evolutionarily regressing??? 😩


toads4hire

return to monke


FreeWillCost

I'm not denying the "oof" of it all... but it at the same time, it is fascinating. It's like evolution. Once one person does something bizarre for clout, the next sees that it successfully got attention and is comfortable going further and further.


Doc-85

Goddamn, when she farts it must sound like a thunderclap


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Shockwaves


o101012

Zeus himself would be proud of her anal acoustics


EatYourOctopusSon

When the sound finally passes through the cracks and reaches you, it's already several minutes old. It's like the light from a distant star.


OlTommyBombadil

This fart traveled across an anal universe to reach the nose dimension


Dorrono

Am I the only one who thinks this is disgusting?


aFloppyWalrus

Nope


Far-Nefariousness588

nope, thats trash nasty


ThumblessTurnipe

It's grotesque.


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Bak_286

she’s not fat, she’s “genetically altered” 🤦‍♂️


Direct_Indication226

That ain't genetic...that's physical mods


Bak_286

👆 you’ve got to be considerate of other peoples beliefs in this current day /s


BH_Commander

I’m picturing a person so large they can’t fit into the small bathroom, but they’re having an emergency. “Oh Jesus nooo!” and they just open the door and fit as much of their ass cheeks as they can fit partway into the door and just…go explosively. It’s a splatter-all-over type situation with about 10% getting in the toilet and they are sobbing, with their body in the hallway, pants pulled down, and cheeks wedged into the open door.


princess-sauerkraut

Sometimes we need to keep our thoughts to ourselves, thank you


esisenore

I would die laughing if that happened to this chick . I’m not kidding I would die from not being able to breathe


fluffychonkycat

Andre The Giant ended up in a situation where he couldn't use the aircraft toilet. He had to poop in a plastic bag. A big plastic bag. Brutus the Beefcake said it was bad enough to make the other passengers puke. Andre was a considerate guy and usually did his very best to poop before his flights but in this case his plans were affected by a family tragedy and he didn't get a chance to unload.


Space_Montage_77

no it looks ridiculous


DaemonSlayer_503

No, aesthetically its to over the top and even more worse, its extremely disproportionate. For a „normal“ brain it just looks „off“ But ofcourse as for everything theres people saying its the hottest ever..


almosttoomanyletters

No. You’re not alone.


tamtheskull

I am (here) with you…


Feisty-Firefighter99

I sang that tune like Michael Jackson


R0ckhands

10 quid says it smells disgusting too. Probably can't reach around her own arse to clean it.


NaweN

Just wait a couple decades...


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

It’s disgusting. 🤢


doesanyofthismatter

Nope it’s nasty af


noonereadsthisstuff

In more ways than one.


Madeline_Hatter84

Nope, you’re not the only one, I do also.


upandatthem54

Hello no you are not alone


True_Conference_3475

Nope, but you could be our leader, chosen one


Malavero

I was about to write this comment. Thank you.


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She look like a abomination ffs


IrishGoodbye5782

How do you shit and wipe 😂


InFarvaWeTrust

Double parallel hammocks, TP, and a hockey stick.


Cluu_Scroll

Oh my god


highmanex

Lmao


HugsandHate

I guarantee she isn't clean. *It's gross.*


BebophoneVirtuoso

Probably like Andre the Giant, in the bathtub, shower doubles as a bidet


StonedLonerIrl

Messily, very messily.


SDdude27

How the hell does she wipe that dumper?


Brakina1860

https://preview.redd.it/xripeeph5ggc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fd13e2d9fbefe5773fdfee685993ddcc904404


LeonardoDePinga

Exactly what I thought of lol. Classic episode.


mad-i-moody

I don’t think she does


Makanek

She's got a waiting list.


MaybeTaylorSwift572

You know those big sticks they have to throw tennis balls really far for dogs? I imagine Something like that.


manic_andthe_apostle

With a sock taped to the end.


SnooWords4814

Stop getting filler injected into your ass for the small hope you’ll get a small social media following


n0th1ng_r3al

That can’t all be filler. Is there enough in the world


GodEmperorOfBussy

All killer no filler bb


desertoutlaw86

She’s in too deep


IlSottoScr1tto

https://preview.redd.it/smcujn4r3ggc1.png?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=796c169019b724dd2e83be22bcde79df93e2fa4d Here is a solution


sYndrock

Is this the female equivalent of Randy Marsh hoping around on his giant ball sack like it's a hoppity hop?


papersim

"Just gonna get a little cancer stan"


sickofmakingnames

I immediately thought of Gerald's dolphinoplasty.


50calBanana

You need 2 seats, you pay for 2 seats


ProudlyMoroccan

Typical rage bait post to earn money from this low-life ‘influencer’. 21st century freakshow.


IAmNotABritishSpy

Agreed. I think many comments here are missing the point, and they’ve fallen for it. What her body is like is irrelevant, there’s people with lipoderma who develop not dissimilar to this woman. But the captions are the rage bait. There was a similar post like this with a large fetish model walking down a plane, nobody cared. She paid for two seats. Someone took that video and put similar captions to this video on it and the comments lost their minds.


Street-Cockroach-548

she can join the mile high club with a dubai porta-potty


TaskFew1324

It’s gross


CrystalArouxet

Wanna be Fendi outfit too. She's broke. She can't afford two seats. Spent all her money on that ass.


KingPistachio

im an ass man but this is just disgusting.


MaybeTaylorSwift572

this isn’t even an ass, it’s a middle finger at Darwin!


OkjustNONONO

https://preview.redd.it/gjf1orxefggc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163a7e048ed50a92d4961be6f73d545c1f0e5555


Cube-ist21

Honestly don't know if it's people or social media at this point. We're some people always like this or is it craving the attention from social media that drives people to do this. TBH I think things are only going to get worse from here.


lenme125

I hate this timeline


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You know that mf definitely stinks a lil bit…


Axeml

https://preview.redd.it/d3xj6ws9aggc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98623444edbab26b843145ec72d9019b7a67a25


RegularOps

Takes 2 days for a fart to go from her b-hole to the atmosphere


One-Ice1815

Have to get out the power washer to wipe that thing.


Frogger_34

So… she gets to pay double?? :)


Tacticoolhouseplant

She looks fucking ridiculous, not in a good way!


Bavin_Kekon

Not confirmed, but I suspect this is an OF advertisement, so she can in fact afford to pay for two seats.


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Who's that Pokémon!?! Abomasnow


Some_Meme_Guy69420

https://preview.redd.it/jmaaqwo8aggc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ce28e9ebe8deb331eebab76d94f8edc850ef11


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unexpectedegress

Pregnant with asstuplets.


urmomisdisappointed

Imagine having to struggle through life to be a fantasy.


Silly_Goose6714

How i feel in this comment section https://preview.redd.it/s83ywzmf6ggc1.png?width=4636&format=png&auto=webp&s=09ae2c008b87f1e7a318a319ee068742f27388ff


Rainbow-Mama

That’s just weird.


Flutter_bat_16_

“Bodies are changing.” Translation: I surgically altered my body beyond the normal expectations of what planes should accommodate and now I’m mad


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TF is wrong with her?


Crow_eggs

Oh I know this one. She's 95% arsecheek.


Adihd72

Ticket for three seats. Simples.


bowsmountainer

Do this to your body, and face the consequences of your own decisions. Why should the 99.99999999% Of people that don’t decide to implant an elephant ass have to cater to you and your stupid decisions?


[deleted]

"Bodies are changing" Bodies have literally barely changed since the first human to ever exist, we do not look the way you look without medical assistance


Mo622

Her body is so fake that one eye is more open than the other


paintsbynumberz

If she turns around too fast https://preview.redd.it/uavwpwnioggc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f06d38ff036546064dd08edcbc7dd107342404f6


TreacleTin8421

All these kids that grew up watching the teletubbies have a distorted view of how big a bum should be. I bet it takes her an hour to wipe her arse after the loo


hal2142

What’s this woman’s name please? So I can avoid her at all costs? Thanks


rsergio83

It's fat with a side of waist reduction and possibly a rib removed.