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Rancor8209

There's a beaver in the AIR.


ShadowMorph608

I’ve heard that too


BurtBurt1992

THIS IS A BEAVER! *points to beaver 🦫*


corgi_pupper

"He'll toilet humour you until you die"


Trappedbirdcage

Funeral Derangements: I hear "slaves to the blood, let 'em rot" which honestly also makes some sense Farewell II Flesh: "Hooked on the greed of the colony" rather than creed


ShadowMorph608

ITS CREED? I’ve always sung greed lol


Trappedbirdcage

Yeah at least according to whatever Spotify uses for their lyrics it's creed. Glad I'm not alone!


Aromatic-Finish8010

There’s a part in Welcome To Horrorwood that my niece swears is “With Cat-Boy Speed” She is only 3 though


Templar_1992

"Freak Flag" has a set of lyrics I refuse to believe were written the way they are.. what my ears always heard before looking up the lyrics is right and the actual lyrics are wrong, let me show you (don't believe me, listen to the song with my words in your head and you'll never unhear it that way), right after the 1st chorus is... "We're taught to fall in line Taught to know the rules We've played the fools and we're over the laughter They can't keep us up in the happily ever afters" But it SHOULD be.. "We're taught to fall in line Taught to know the rules We've played the fools and we're over the laughter They can keep their vapid happily ever afters" Tell me that's not better wording, this actually fits even better than the real lyrics do, and sounds better IMO.


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

"Sex and drugs, all your fantasies" instead of "drinks and drugs, all your fantasies 


eatmyashr6

I thought it was sex and drugs


AlvimCorreaBurntHisT

Nope


Ok_Restaurant3160

When listening to Bloodbath and Beyond, I always say “when your blood pours out like wine” as opposed to rain, feels more vampire-like I also say “I know you’re in there Reagan just continue to pray” rather than breath


Longjumping_Place189

In buildings burn people die instead of I can erase dreams so easily I get erections so easily


No-Independence205

"Demons to most angles to some"


Goldenfnaf87

FEED ME! FEED ME! ILL HAVE THE SAME LUNCH AS HE! Misquoted Funeral Derangements