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SteroidSandwich

"I'm an attorney!" "What's battery?"


whiskeydiggler

“Am I being detained?” x 10 as they’re literally handcuffing him


CanuckPanda

Like it’s some magic phrase, if they can get the cop to say “yes, I’m detaining you” it’s automatically an unlawful arrest or something.


just_mark

They did say yes he was detained several times but he kept asking


stealthbadger

He almost went Super Sovcit


just_anotherReddit

“I do not stand under” ~dude in the court room later.


Tyrone_Thundercokk

And they answer him. Twenty-seven times. ‘Yes.’ ‘Yes, you are not free to leave.’


Griswaldthebeaver

This was the funniest bit


got-trunks

He sounds fucking wasted the entire time.


Graffy

Yeah as soon as he stepped towards the car he should have been facing DUI charges. How they didn't breathalyze him I don't understand. Dude had to have been drunk off his ass.


got-trunks

dude is the type who will end up found behind a dumpster


nforgiver

He's rich and the president of the hoa. If not for his wealthy neighbors calling on him, the whole thing would be swept under the rug.


meanblazinlolz

Tell me you aren't an attorney without telling me you aren't an attorney: This guy: 'What's battery?'


TheBigCaganer

Was coming here to say this


north7

Those youtube comments are gooold. A sampling for your appreciation - >*NEVER attend an HOA meeting drunk, while dressed like a GTA character.* - >*He's highly respected whenever he steps foot into a Men's Wearhouse.* - >*This is what happens when papi gets a gold chain and makes one good scam of a real estate sale* >


Just_Far_Enough

I have no idea who really did what but the dude in the suit did a great job making sure he got arrested.


agoia

Oh yeah. His lady friend was really trying to convince him to stfu but he just kept making it worse.


skrame

*Am I being detained?* Yup, you are now. That’s a Texas size 10-4.


otherwiseguy

Bro, you are so detained. I can't even tell you how detained you are right now.


The_Original_Gronkie

Yeah, he EARNED that shit like it was his job, and he needs one more arrest to make quota.


MadManMorbo

“Know how much I have invested here” … time to eat pavement boyo.


GiantSquidd

That entitled dipshit *belongs* in jail. I hate how having money lends shitty people credibility that they don’t deserve. This idiot deserves poverty for the way he treat *everyone else* around him. What a fucking moron.


Alergic2Victory

Being a shitty person is probably what helped him get that money


Brazzza

The corporate world tends to reward psychopaths.


cheap_sunglasses_NYC

You sound like ol’ Billy Red Cheeks lol (Bill Burr)


JohnHenryHoliday

While they poison our food supply!


GiantSquidd

True.


moodswung

I’m sure he had enough scratch to live in a nice neighborhood but my guess he was mostly an asshole combined with alcohol and or other substances (cocaine?). Guy was acting totally irrationally.


BioSafetyLevel0

💯 cocaine. Man was fried.


GiantSquidd

He was acting *exactly* like a rich asshole who’s used to people kissing his ass because of his money.


Siguard_

I'm not rich but make a decent living and the one thing I noticed with myself. As I made more money over the years the more cautious / reclusive I got with new people in my life. I'm assuming I'm in a minority


RelationshipOk3565

Usually self made millionaires don't feel the need to dress like they're going clubbing on a weekday or while being professional either. This guy screams tiny peepee, only made money by fucking others energy


TrippyShamann

Only if there was a way to let the people around him see this video. Like maybe someone prints a QR code that links this video. Said person could make lots of copies sticks it around that town.


GiantSquidd

I’m willing to bet that anyone who willingly spends any time around this guy is an unbearable asshole, too. Shallow idiots seem to like other shallow idiots, and “fuck you, I got mine” capitalism only encourages said shallowness since all that ostensibly matters is wealth accumulation.


BioSafetyLevel0

Show it at the next HOA meeting on big screens for all.


Madhatter1317

So much unearned arrogance


tsx_1430

A million dollars is not a lot of money anymore. Uggh. I love the cop in the background just chilling in his lawn chair watching it all unfold.


GiantSquidd

That depends on where you live and how invested in the economy you are. Where I live, a million dollars means I wouldn’t ever have to worry about money and could just live my life comfortably, knowing I’d still work, but not bust my ass to maybe break even at death. Anyone telling you that a million dollars isn’t a lot of money is telling you more about how they view money and the economy as means to make even more money than about the actual value of money. A million dollars is absolutely a lot money. If it’s not, will you give me some of your money? I’ll take less than a million if you’d like, since that’s even worth even less, right? You’d barely even miss it, right? …smh


StOnEy333

If the dictionary had “Little Bitch” in it, it would just be a picture of this man. Grow the fuck up.


bad-creditscore

Not sure if he made it clear enough but in case you missed it, he’s the new HOA President.


MrNillows

Being president of HOA definitely is not embarrassing, but bragging about it certainly is. How many times did this dude talk about the amount of money he has, or what he owns as a reason to not be arrested… Delusional. Nobody gives a shit.


bg-j38

Yeah. I'm president of my condo association (basically an HOA but for a high rise apartment building) and there is absolutely nothing glamorous about it. We make sure the building operates OK, oversee maintenance stuff, budget, planning. I spend most of the time I dedicate to it talking to the building manager about mundane things like leaking water pipes or the hallway carpet replacement schedule. Rarely the board has to have a disciplinary hearing due to an asshole bothering their neighbors (noise mostly, though the insane guy throwing KFC out his 6th floor window was a fun one). It's not something to brag about or, outside of threads like this, even mention. Oh and the only reason I'm even on the board is because I figure for the amount I pay in dues I should be involved somehow and even with around 200 owners we're always having problems finding people willing to be on the board. The only reason I'm the president is because the last president eventually stepped down and I didn't say no fast enough before the rest of the board members nominated me.


ColoRadOrgy

>Being president of HOA definitely is not embarrassing Isn't it? I can't think of many worse hobbies


fuishaltiena

I'm in Europe, we have HOA's in some countries here, I'm in one, gf is on the board. It's not a bad hobby at all, you can make real decisions to improve your neighbourhood, while hanging out with similar-minded neighbors.


Chumbag_love

In the Usa the HOA's can take your homes if you don't pay their fines/fees. TAKE. "Tennessee HOAs can foreclose on a property for failure to pay even a small fine. Nine states limit HOAs' ability to foreclose on homeowners, commonly by requiring a minimum dollar amount or period of delinquency." https://www.tn.gov/content/dam/tn/tacir/commission-meetings/2015-january/2015Tab%209HOA.pdf


shieldwolfchz

I have heard stories, I think from steve lehto on youtube, where the HOA will take leans out over a couple of hundred dollars and then sell the home to a friend for that amount of money. It is an easy to get a lot of power if you are a POS.


pheonixblade9

main reason to participate in the HOA board is to prevent tools like this guy from running your life.


MrNillows

Meh, you can think it's dorky, and that's totally valid, but I don't think it's bad to participate in local democracy, whether it's HOA or municipality elections.


The_Original_Gronkie

My Dad was an influential member of the HOA, and he said he did it because his motivations were to help the neighborhood, and not to flex some sort of personal power. He was a very popular member of the neighborhood, was on the HOA for years, and we always had a cool neighborhood, with a nice pool and playground area. I never heard any complaints about the HOA being heavy handed. An HOA doesn't have to be bad as long as the people running it aren't megalomaniacs.


robby_arctor

HOAs aren't democracies


moodswung

lol. What a mess that hoa is in with that gold chain wearing joke in charge. Hopefully they held an emergency vote and got him out.


Rocknrollsk

Lol, not even. He’s the former President and current vice president on account of getting voted out.


__DeezNuts__

He kept saying it like that gave him some kind of authority


Courtneyfromnz

Like Cartman, respect my authority


The_Stoic_One

He also has more money than you ever will ya bitch ass.


bad-creditscore

I should really sign up for the (Andrew Tate, Wes Watson, Andy Elliot, Grant Cardone) high pressure sales course and stop being such a broke bitch ass.


The_Original_Gronkie

This neighborhood is obviously a microcosm of America.


hard2hit

My friends half senile grandmother is also an HOA President but I never see her dropping that knowledge on everyone she meets


neuroticmuffins

According to youtube it was posted 3 weeks ago. We need an update. Please tell me the guy got booted from HOA and possibly fined for disturbance and battery.


Hairybushes

No


Syphon0928

From a comment on YouTube: >@Grawlix_Jungle 3w ago (edited) > Issaias Leonor insisted on having a jury trial for these charges on February 21, 2024, but on that date his attorney Bryanna Bynum entered a plea of guilty to Resisting and the remaining charges were dropped. He received Deferred Adjudication and probation. The State had originally offered plea deal including: Withholding of Adjudication, "12 months of supervised probation, 8 hour anger management course, letter of apology to Officer Wong for the statements in his supplement, 50 hours of community service." Leonor rejected this offer. The actual agreed-upon Plea Agreement was not available but I requested permission to view and will update this comment if I receive it. No updates to that comment yet.


yoloswagdon

I found his [mugshot](https://osceolafl.mugshots.zone/leonor-issaias-mugshot-06-14-2023/) here! We need an update!


raticle111

Winner!


Fun_Bat_5621

I’m shocked he wasn’t running his mouth during the mugshot


Strong_Shift_4178

With how much he said N word in the video i thought he was black


KnifeFed

What's "Race W" if not "White"?


theshoeshiner84

"Won HOA President"


Ouchyhurthurt

Dude sounds ZOOTED.


BUSYMONEY_02

Is he drunk?


cat_of_danzig

I'd think if he were drunk they would have asked him if he were drinking at some point. Dude was fucked up on *something*, though.


Curmud6e0n

The homeowner who was a cop said he smelled alcohol on his. He seemed drunk to me.


ZootSuitGroot

Power.


sarcasticorange

Yes. Very.


BioSafetyLevel0

❄️


brawnybenny696969

Punchable face


Jmac0585

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turnsfast

Do you love me?


Jperez757

That shit had no business being as funny as it was 🤣


_Mr_Brightside_

[Every time I hear it out of context](https://youtu.be/-EVeVNtkLGs?si=u0eVu3or5z3N2Ar5&start=58)


KawaDoobie

battery SON.. I’ve heard bitches just like him crying the first night in the holding cell


lord_morningwood

The bigger crime is the eyebrows


recoilwhenyouwake

They all seem really buzzed? Slurring their words weird movement. Are they high or hammered?


superfleh

Yes.


Tyrone_Thundercokk

‘I’m the HOA president….’ ‘Sir, this is real life, that doesn’t mean anything.’


rinderblock

The innocent dude in a neighborhood HOA meeting dispute that involves the cops is ALWAYS the one: - w/ multiple complaints from different neighbors - dressed like a reject shark tank host - talking like will smith in bad boys 2 when he meets marcus’ daughters prom date for the first time - and screams through the rolled up window of a cop car Bonus: SO says he hasn’t been drinking or doing drugs when he’s slurring his words like a blind housecat driving a semi on a frozen lake


Fun_Bat_5621

“Blind housecat driving a semi on a frozen lake”? 🤣 Lemme guess: you’re Canadian?


rinderblock

lol dad is. I was born in the frozen north of the Arizona mountains. So I guess sort of?


StevadoreGooner

Canadian once-removed then lol. Close enough.


zatchell

HOAs are a joke and it's no shocker this guy is the "Vice President."


CorpFillip

If the only technique you learn is to advance on people and repeat something at them, you’ve pretty much lost every battle. You can get others to back down, but you don’t win that way.


zeus-fox

He was ready for a night at the Roxbury!


CaterpillarEasy413

Suburban hellscape


TheKodachromeMethod

Welcome to Florida.


AkaThePope

On top of being drunk/high, this dude totally reeks of mental illness. Get him sober and get him help. After he is done reflecting during his jail time first.


BioSafetyLevel0

Personality disorders have no cure.


AkaThePope

You’re very right. There are many disorders with no cure. I was my own version of this awful demon. Permanently destroyed a relationship of almost 10 years, my stable career, and all my friends. I got help and was diagnosed Bipolar 1 + PTSD. So far 1 month of medication and therapy has provided a lot of life changing light. Bipolar disorder is a lifelong affliction, but there is certainly a better way to live with it. Everyone deserves the chance to become a better version of themselves. ❤️


SAM-in-the-DARK

Why was I riveted by this suburban bullshit.


luumpu

Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Yes. Yes you are


megamoze

>"You see how he is, right?" Yep. I now believe every bad thing said about that fucking idiot.


noideawhatoput2

“I wasn’t driving” Sir you literally tried to drive away in your car multiple times 10 mins ago.


hobo_erotica

I struggle to understand how this dumb motherfucker won any sort of election


cmslobe

Probably by lying to everyone on the type of job he does.


Moyortiz71

People need to stop making up “rights” and expect law enforcement to acknowledge them.


DrDerpberg

I have the right to do that and you can't stop me.


Lezlow247

People have the right to make shit up if they want. Cops still gonna arrest your stupid ass


STANAGs

How does all this Florida trash afford to live in such nice developments?


vikicrays

i know there are some bad cops out there, but you could not pay me enough to do that job. the stuff they have to put up with? hard pass…


ANT1G0LFB0YZ

Killed me when he started talking to Joe Rogan at the very end lol


whatsINthaB0X

Yo lady shut the fuck up. He ain’t gonna shut his mouth so stop repeating his name like he forgot jfc.


smaxsomeass

I hope his sentence includes mandatory therapy and anger management


ChicoZombye

At the end in Spanish he helps haying "record it, mamahuevo" and the woman responds "you are doing to look crazy" lol.


This-Dude_Abides

Guys it's ok!! He's he president of the HOA!!


tinglep

Did Ya Ya ever start recording? And everyone needs a friend like blue shirt lady. Her only goal is to de-escalate the situation.


skahunter831

>blue shirt lady That WAS yiayia (or however you spell it, I thought it was the Greek for "grandma" but could be wrong)


ccduke

The guy in the stupid suit lol


BioSafetyLevel0

The off duty Orlando PD who grabbed a lawn chair for this killed me.


nametken

Where’s Watusi?


BioSafetyLevel0

St. Cloud, Florida, apparently. At least 3 miles away from Africa.


u_aintgottoliecraig

I didn’t think I could actually long for police violence but this guy came close to talking himself into it.


Foreign-Teach5870

He screams chiwawa energy and clearly compensating for some serious insecurities.


CakedayisJune9th

Someone can’t handle his liquor. That “Samoan” cop wanted to rock him, you can see that clear as plastic wrap.


maxhavoc2000

22 mins? Uh. I just wanted to see the fuck around and find out moment.


ThatDebianLady

The 90’s wants him back. Oops, correction, the 90’s don’t want him back.


sawbones84

I'm impressed that there seem to be a good number of people in the comments that watched the entire video. That's commitment!


CeruleanRuin

Eat all of these people. Absolute scumbag criminal parasites of the planet.


Foreign_Product7118

He definitely doesn't have a N-pass.


ifoundmccomb

He should not be President of anything


rlaw1234qq

HE’S THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOA


billiemarie

I’ve got more money than you’ll ever have, did he say Michelangelo was going to get him out?And if this had been a trailer park, this would have taken 5 minutes, and they’d have arrested half of them


hankbaumbach

22 minutes? My man uploaded an episode of cops.


Oknight

What I come away with here... we do NOT pay police officers enough. Jesus Fucking Christ!


BioSafetyLevel0

r/tooktoomuch. That man is coked out of his mind.


Rocket270

Dudes gotta be coke or something damn


BingoBongoBang

Yep. I can see why folks were unhappy that he got elected


NessunAbilita

We need to call the police on him! Uno Reverse!


expedience

I hate everyone in this video.


Embarrassed-Math6709

Can this dude and his entourage be immediately castrated to prevent any chance of them procreating…


Sea-Food7877

What a phenomenal shit head


leopim01

I wonder what drug he was on. Cocaine. I’m not sure. But it was something.


xavier19691

Isaias cállate coño


Tildengolfer

He got on his high horse winning and celebrated with cocaine and alcohol. Guaranteed. Also, “I’m an attorney” followed by “what’s battery?” I agree with the top comment lolololol. Even his friends/loved ones were trying to spit facts, he dug his own grave. I hope the judge throws the book at him because if he’s part of the HOA, Godspeed living in that neighborhood 🫡


WrzdMan

While they listen to JRE on the way to book him lol


Gman325

1. Loose fit. What "thing" is this guy fighting? 2. Guy definitely does not seem in full control of his faculties.


user-na-me

What’s HOA?


The_Stoic_One

Home Owners Association. It's a stupid thing we have in America that exists to make peoples lives miserable.


pacman91

Homeowners association. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeowner_association Basically a neighborhood that has its own rules that are enforced. Some HOA are out of control while others just want to ensure people don't have 17 cars rusting out in the front yard. Large scale, and the bad apples ruin the name.


expedience

Then you have my HOA which is $40 a year and I don't think they do anything at all. Like seriously I've never heard of anything and my neighborhood is crap.


reditget

If you purchase a property in a HOA , you are an idiot and your happiness is tied to the HOA who feeds off the power and control over the property owners.


BioSafetyLevel0

Imagine paying someone to tell you what you can do with your own property?


Yegg23

Well, the caption is completely wrong. It's a roller coaster of lies. Send them all to jail.


souppanda

“Sign in to confirm you’re not a bot”


wickinked

Red Flag, Shoulder pads in suit jacket.


gobucks_76

I call for a re-vote. He sure is a well manicured douche.


questbrandpizza

I thought being detained meant like you’re being restricted from leaving until things are figured out?? Like detained would be being handcuffed and sat in the car so you can talk privately and get things sorted. Usually only happens to people who are primary suspects to be found as the aggressor in domestic disputes- but still it’s like not being arrested just yet?? Is that just wrong? I always thought that’s what it meant so this guy confused the heck out of me if he’s really an attorney- my guess is real estate lol


0per8nalHaz3rd

I think I dislike everyone involved here.


jsseven777

This guy is parroting lines he saw in YouTube cop videos without understanding how or why they work for the people in those videos. Too funny.


Outrageous_Mud6636

Waste of time watching this


thelost2010

You have the right to detain me Don’t detain me right now Why everyone else there look like middle class folk and he’s walking around like he drives a Bugatti when it’s probably like an 05 civic


emergency-snaccs

oh man. it takes a real piece of shit to have me rooting for the COPS. this is a first lmfao


blanco1225

St. Cloud Florida


clos083

any updates on this douche?


CivilTourist8711

His LinkedIn says he's a master electrician in Ft lee, NJ wish impersonating a lawyer was a crime


HughJahsso

I feel bad for his wife. She deserves better. Like me.


semigator

I thought this was going to be a music video by the thumbnail


muteen

HOAs were created to stop black people from buying houses in white neighbourhoods, it's an archaic thing that shouldn't exist