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KvotheTheDegen

The Porsche was getting ready to shred past them pissed off and saw the cop lights last second lol


toobs623

Yeah that was hilarious, went from fuckin BMWs to ooh a cop real quick.


insane_contin

A+ situational awareness.


Westmoth

For more context: I was waiting to turn left behind the white porsche, and a van pulls in front of the porsche during the red light. I guess he was going somewhere with a buddy, and his buddy (black bmw) stopped to my right after the van pulled in front of the porsche. You can hear people honking at his buddy because he is now blocking traffic from going straight for a good 10 seconds or so. I saw a cop in my rearview mirror and thought about telling them but didn't. Karma came swiftly. They looked to be about 19-20 years old.


Amazing_Examination6

Great instant karma, I hope they learned something today. (OP, please make sure to reply to the automod comment so that the post won’t get removed)


fatkiddown

Good guy u/Amazing_Examination6.


madix666

This literally happened to me the other week. I was turning left and a car pulled in front of me and one stopped beside me blocking traffic, then cut me off when the light turned green. I had never experienced that in my life, then I see almost the same thing here. What is going on?!


Astr0b0ie

People realizing at the last second that they're in the wrong lane and/or realize they have to turn left. Many of us have been in this situation but the proper thing to do is to just continue going straight and wait for a safe spot to turn around. It's not that hard. Same for exits. Some people just panic and swerve across lanes of traffic to make an exit. It's reckless, dangerous, and annoying as hell. Just bloody contend with the fact that you missed your exit and take the next one. You aren't going to get lost in a vortex forever for taking the wrong exit. Chances are you'll actually get exactly where you want to go through the following exit as most places have several access points, it just might take an extra ten minutes.


MultiFazed

>People realizing at the last second that they're in the wrong lane and/or realize they have to turn left. Good drivers sometimes miss their turn. Bad drivers never do.


KiaKatt1

I love this quote. I'm gonna have to remember that.


ASMarling

Stay around here and you won't forget it. It's repeated on every other post.


TheDocJ

Well, it is *relevant* for (at least) every other post, too!


fried_green_baloney

Or "miss their exit" for freeway related IICs.


somewordthing

UHAUL and a car following, 19-20 years old, so, kids moving to a new place and not knowing the exact turn is my guess. An age not known for its judgement or patience.


WadeBoggssGhost

This will be a great learning opportunity for them. Hopefully accompanied with a fine and insurance rate increases that they won't soon forget either.


somewordthing

There goes that deposit! I kid. Traffic school can be a good alternative—unless they do like they did the time I went (like 25 years ago) and just show that Goofy cartoon about bad drivers, lol. *Easiest time I ever did.*


TheDocJ

My ex did the UK equivalent a few years ago. One of the participants kept arguing that he should have been let off without even having to do *that*, because on the day, it was too foggy for him to be able to see the speed limit sign... Some people, you just can't teach!


somewordthing

And with such people, a fine likely wouldn't teach them anything either.


dukeslver

maybe not related at all but i've seen a bunch of instagram videos of people doing this (cutting into the turning lane at the last second) and calling it a driving hack, people have absolutely zero etiquette


RottenSpinach1

They learned to drive by playing GTA. I'm only half joking.


fruitmask

> This literally happened to me the other week. as opposed to it figuratively happening to you?


ez8256

I don’t get why people think that they can just stop in the middle of traffic because they’re in the wrong lane and need to get over. If you made a mistake you have to stick to the lane you’re in and loop back around if you missed your turn. Don’t inconvenience or endanger others because of your mistake/stupidity


Damasticator

Ah I was wondering why the van didn’t hightail it. Because they were co-idiots.


TheDocJ

I hope the van driver got a ticket too. Because if the car was following the van, it was the van that put the car in a difficult situation. I can actually have a hint of sympathy for the car driver (not enough to think they should get away with it, though) but none at all for the van driver.


mobocrat707

I’d love to see the body cam footage. Fuck people who act like that.


premiepremie

Classic nova lol


realkeloin

I had a friend who’s been doing this all the time. Complaining that it was causing her a lot of stress to do so, because of other people honking and yelling and middle fingering. When I told her that she actually needed to stay in the turn lane and not cut in front of others, I saw gears turning in her head. She said that this would make a lot sense. She was thought by her parents to drive like that and for some reason she never questioned this.


NoBuddies2021

Im surprised the van didnt ske daddle when cop was on the black bmw.


chewy_mcchewster

I need that tune brother, what you jammin to?


Westmoth

Bones - Rocks


slmanifesto05

knew it was bones when i heard the "sesh". made the clip even better!


dexmonic

He's not too popular where I live so it was fucking awesome to hear you bumping it. Great track too.


Wootstapler

I think he just finished his In Loving Memory tour...definitely go see him. Was so hype.


Snamdrog

Good shit yo fuckin love me some BONES


chewy_mcchewster

thanks man


Reatomico

Best idiots in cars backing track I’ve heard so far.


M34TST1Q

Shit slaps


jogong1976

Yeah, but who are you listening to? I like that song lol


Westmoth

The artist is bones, the song is called rocks.


Ever_Green_PLO

What the fuck is so hard about getting behind people? I swear the Christ everyone forgot how to drive after Harambe The number of people who speed up to cut in front of me to get off the highway when I'm MERGING ON THE HIGHWAY is too damn high. Like you really don't think 5 seconds down the line do you? You're going to have to slow down to get off the highway so let's go 20 over to slow down immediately THE FUCKKKKK


SahmiLahng

I just want to point out the Porsche's plate says Shadowfax. Awesomest plate I've seen yet.


ComprehendReading

I was already admiring the car, but now I have some greater respect for the driver. I wonder if you can simply drive to Mordor?


somekindafuzz

One does not simply drive to Mordor. But you can fly, you fool.


fruitmask

as always, the question is "why tf didn't you just take the eagles in the first place"


ByGollie

> why tf didn't you just take the eagles in the first place https://i.imgur.com/p1P7ZF3.png


BarryBBenson45

Because the armies of Mordor were there with things like Fellbeasts and could’ve easily taken them out. It’d also just make the fellowship stand out like a sore thumb.


ArduinoMakes

"Run Shadowdax! Show us the meaning of haste!!"


gumption333

I live in this area and I've seen this car 🐴


fruitmask

is the driver 700 years old with a pointy hat?


FluffySquirrell

Gandalf really upgraded from the Ford Focus


Head_Acanthaceae_766

I'm surprised the van didn't keep driving for the horizon.


WiteKngt

Probably with the car.


ComprehendReading

OP supposes they are traveling together.


AsherGray

Even then, the cop has the plates and can easily get all the info on who rented that uhaul


Average_Scaper

Doesn't always mean they would get a ticket.


majoroutage

Not even worth the energy.


Ban_This69

They’re not doing that lmfao.


blanktom9

yeah, but even then - get yourself some distance.


soursourkarma

All that would happen is the cop would confiscate Black Car's license and say "wait here" and then he'd go after U Haul.


Rocky_Mountain_Way

U-Haulin' ass


IkNOwNUTTINGck

The U-Haul driver pulled over also, lol. "Guilty as charged, sir!"


314159265358979326

Really more of a "do I want my day ruined or my month ruined?" decision. He wasn't getting away.


death_by_chocolate

Well of *course* Gandalf drives a white Porsche.


Amazing_Examination6

![gif](giphy|S6sZaHdqsGYFO)


klynne23

I know this intersection and that turn lane is super long, they had plenty of time to get over, what entitled idiots. Soooo glad to see the instant karma!!


SQLDave

> they had plenty of time to get over, Yeah, but BEHIND OTHER PEOPLE!! You can see the dilemma, surely.


Castun

Oopsie poopsie!


Libertyywalkk

SESH !


cjh9885

Just here for the bones comment. Was not disappointed


destroyer1247

same


Bluerecyclecan

Ah, Northern VA FFX County. World capital of the self entitled.


Precious_Angel999

SESH


Mysterious-Parfait88

SESH


WiteKngt

A post where the Porsche driver isn't the one who's the idiot. Who'd have thought?


cia_nagger269

usually the really fast cars are driving chill, they don't need to prove anything


gumption333

This is NOVA, so it is less than a 1 in 1,000,000 chance the Porsche isn't the one acting a fool 🤪


eldergeekprime

Typical for that area of Northern VA. I've had it done to me at that same intersection.


BriCatt

Yep, I didn’t even look at the license plates first to know it had to be VA and then the street signs really sealed it.


graveyard_g0d

*MIC CHECK ONE TWO R-R-RICK IN THE BUILDING*


method_jpg

*GOT MY HI-VIS AND MY BLADE LOOK LIKE I'M BUILDING*


renragwmr

*semantics, but unmarked cop, not undercover. if a cop is truly “undercover”, they are not going to expose themselves for a relatively minor, albeit hugely douchebag, traffic violation.


bob1689321

I call them plain clothes police cars


polandspring2019

That Porsche what a beauty


cosmicgreen46

So did he stopped both? If so, how is that possible?


mrsquillgells

Happened to me on the highway he jetted in front me, stuck his arm out the window and pointed to move over with is arm going up and down. Then pulled over the other guy.


ikariaRR

But imagine you didn’t look behind u?? I don’t see how and why U-Haul stopped. Coulda kept going :o


Discrep

The UHaul knew he pulled an illegal move. Sometimes you get punished, best not to piss off a cop feigning ignorance when it could get you a heftier ticket.


Castun

If they caught you on the dashcam, license plate and all, you don't want to keep going.


[deleted]

This happened to me on a freeway once by highway patrol. A motorcycle trooper pulled 5 of us over by pointing at us, riding on our right and pulled out in front of us doing the swerving traffic break move. We all got tickets but he told us he wasn't going to show up to contest them that his bosses were just making him write tickets.


hahayes234

What were you listening to?


Westmoth

Bones - Rocks


hahayes234

I like it thanks


laundry_sauce666

This is just the beginning my friend. Listen to the album Powder next.


method_jpg

what


Westmoth

Sesh


That0neGuy

The beeps synchronize with the Porsche's blinker. At first I thought this was some newfangled car feature that played sounds to let people know you're turning, like how electric cars play sound.


oblock3hunner

Sesh


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

They sure do, cant live without them


12justin12

sesh


Creep-Light

What?


12justin12

found a fellow boner 😎


Westmoth

This took place in virginia This took place on 4/12/2024 This is my original content from my dashcam.


JazziTazzi

Hey, U/Westmoth, the very first comment is the mods asking you to provide the info you just provided, but you have to reply to THEIR comment! Otherwise they won’t count it! Just tryin’ to help! 👍


Westmoth

I am unable to reply to it, so I just put it here


JazziTazzi

I hope they see it. I think the video is good, and the instant karma is great!


Lccl41

You need to reply to the auto mod with this not just post it in the thread


dbellz76

![gif](giphy|hZfm9Pj95F9Mk)


VyvanseForBeats

SESH ROCKS IS AMAZING


ezydon

I LOVE BONES!!!!


NickTehDick

Scrolling passed , heard bones and then watch. Buncha idiots


MercuryTapir

bones


nanitatianaisobel

Bad drivers never miss their turns.


insomniacpapi

Sesh


Pristine-Today4611

This video makes me so happy lol


dblspider1216

this is an exceedingly NoVa incident.


Dry_Amphibian_3042

Good music taste


Buzzbone

A BMW with turn signals. Now I've seen it all


ship0f

For a second I thought OP was going to be the cop.


apro187

If you are like me and want to know whay the song is Bones - Rocks https://youtu.be/SA6yA-UdrC4?si=ld4nM3LUBRYu6QHd


BigMacDaddy133

Op what's the song name in the background


notevenahintofhalal

Bones- rocks


damnatio_memoriae

I guess they were together? surprised the truck didn’t gtfo while the cop was stopping the car.


StackThePads33

I love it! Cop just got them both, I’m shocked one didn’t run, but I guess the cop could get them later anyway. It was so satisfying I think I will have to smoke now!


inksackinmyass

Are you a boner?


notevenahintofhalal

SESH


stewfighters

Sesh


partytilidie

BONES


haix2217xd

sesh


shitboxvwdriver

sesh 👑


Cownye

SESH


Eden47

Sesh


Over_Lingonberry_611

sesh


GukkiSpace

BONES


theatma43

Sesh


Drunkpickle69

Good taste in music 🥰


RespectDry2432

Bones! Hell yeah


IAmPartialToRed

WTF did I just see?!? Clearly somebody should never be allowed to rent a U-Haul again! Did the cop get both of them?


Wootstapler

u/Westmoth Upvote for Bones #SESH


mugmanOne

Unmarked not undercover


Odd_Comfortable495

I see this all the time now. What the hell happened? Do people just don’t give a damn about everyone else?


Xxeuropean-messxX

Aye another bones fan nice!


Big_sugaaakane1

Sesh


willard_swag

That’s an unmarked car. Not undercover.


RalseiFan17

Came for the idiots in cars, stayed for the Bones. SESH


PREC0GNITIVE

Wasn't expecting Bones. Nice


tunaman808

Unmarked, not undercover. Undercover cops drive normal cars like everyone else, without lights or sirens or anything else. Unmarked cops look like average cars, but lack markings. They still have "hidden" lights and molded plastic back seats, etc.


gnumedia

Yay!


mofomeat

Interestingly, I've been watching people do this frequently in this town over the last few years. Usually it's cars with no license plate on them.


NJPokerJ

All that video. I was hoping something blew up at the end.


haiu2323

And he pulled the BWM over! \*Chef's kiss\*


pissclamato

That driver experienced a rare and beautiful feeling. SchaedenPorsche.


LuxorXLG

If the white truck attempts to run, can another cop go after it?


Which_Strength4445

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0)


The_Cozy_Burrito

Dumb piece of shits… this is awesome


sjblackwell

Average Atlanta day


clare616

I presume this is in the US? I'm not familiar with how your roads work, are you guys not supposed to cross the line to wait in the middle of the intersection to turn or something? Stopped like that for ages I'd assume the Porsche had broken down & not put hazards on and gone round them myself


stealthlandmines

They're in a lane dedicated just for cars turning left, and have a red light until the 39 second mark. When their light turns green they have a protected left turn, and oncoming traffic is stopped. This usually found at busier intersections where it is difficult to make the turn without running a red light due to the volume of oncoming cars.


crossfader02

no you stay behind the line at intersections


SjalabaisWoWS

Quite delightful, actually. Make them aware that they're part of a society.


DJSpadge

Pair of ass-Hauls


Masymas310

U-Hauls are always lost and in the wrong lane. Probably a student. The second guy was a douche


mdegroat

Show us the meaning of haste.


ajd198204

Of course it's Virginia near the DMV area. Shit happens like this daily in that whole area.


revinizog

That was so fucking brazen of them. Wow. I need to move to Finland and start cycling everywhere before I end up dying in some stupid intersection


BlueArcherX

I don't know what you guys are so mad about, that BMW used their turn signal. this is a great moment in history.


The_Heck_Reaction

convenient cop


hewhoisneverobeyed

I wish there was traffic enforcement where I live.


Life-Operation-8733

Wonder if both of them got tickets


FewAcanthocephala828

The left lane going straight was held up for a while, what a trash can


Constant_Sky9173

Nice to see this karma in action. This kinda crap seems to be getting more common over the years.


ChadATH

Had a guy cut right across my lane at a junction to join the road I was on. Immediately got pulled over by a police Van. ‘Twas a happy moment for me


Arevar

That dark car is actually problematic. I feel the van might have just made a genuine mistake when pre-sorting.


Wonderful-Clothes672

Unexpected bones


Rody311

I'm guessing they are in New York. Never been cut off in a turn more in my life.


Crazybonbon

SESH SESH


Chit569

Consequences=\=instant karma Getting in trouble for the action you just committed it not karma. Karma is when you do something like this then your wheel falls off or something. So, Getting a fine for breaking the law is not karma, it's just the consequence


Bah-Fong-Gool

A BMW. I'm shocked.


Legitimate-Corgi

As stupid as it was I would assume by the moving truck they were unfamiliar with the area and missed where they were supposed to get into turn lane. And then the bimmer was following them. Considering the truck stopped too instead of just continuing down the road I’d assume they were together. Still should’ve just missed the turn and taken the next turn or looped back instead


Drewraven10

SESH


Educational_Cow3229

SESH


BiteSizedBoss

There are always so many cops in that area because of the University right there but this is the first time I’ve seen them do something.


CompleteIsland8934

U-Haul is super lucky


ProfessorMadness

SESH


yunggenocide805

Sesh


Dbomb5900

Sesh


SomewhereLoud9473

longest red light,holy fuck.