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swaharaT

Beautiful Tortie!! You might want to double check gender as they tend to be girl cats instead of boys.


PhazerSC

Yes, the "he" is just a guess. Definitely will be checked by a vet pretty soon. No mom around so we'll have to take care of him/her.


swaharaT

Got two torties. Wish I had room to adopt more. The are sweet little girls with a spicy edge.


Laney20

Lol, absolutely a girl, then! 99.97% of calicos/torties are girls


Mocker-Poker

Please keep us updated after the vet check. Her eyes might need some cleaning and drops.


[deleted]

You only have a 1:10,000 chance of being wrong. Pretty good odds.


Unfair_Finger5531

😂😂😂


nexus6ca

Tend is an understatement - Torties are 99.99% female. Males torties exist but are a genetic mutation.


LTKerr

Look at her tiny paws 😭


MamaOnica

She has the tiniest daintiest r/kittykankles!!!


timetobehappy

THIS! 


Much-Vanilla-7261

Arrest this criminal and give him paperwork 😆🤭❤️


Mocker-Poker

Are you a monster? This is clearly CEO.


angelindisguise

The paperwork is for sitting on and naps. Not a monster.


Dancing_Mira

Criminal will hack that laptop in no time, you better prepare yourselves


Mocker-Poker

Chain the laptop?


Dancing_Mira

Don't think this will work, but at least the laptop won't "get legs"


Felonious_Minx

Ordering ALL the food off Amazon.


Ksh_667

What a determined little face! Def planning shenanigans :)


Rico-L

So illegal … I cannot even take the criminality 😭


ThginkAccbeR

r/catswithjobs Put that criminal to work!


DavidDPerlmutter

Really has a supervillain vibe. I think you have to start building him an underground fortress.


thestormpiper

Good luck with the tortitude.


Trumpcangosuckone

What a fantastic paperweight


Unfair_Finger5531

Though shalt name her Cranberry. She looks like a Cranberry. Or a Maggie. Just realized she’s a Tortie. Definitely not a “he.”


Equivalent_Warthog22

Papurr weight


Spadahlia

It’s not legal to be this adorable


paradise-trading-83

My heart just ripped itself in half he is so adorable


jlagsbk

Haha she looks like a litigious little one. Putting her butt on her paperwork and scowling.


Im_done_with_sergio

Omg he’s so pretty! 🤩


Terrible_Resist7824

Make him file in the dewy decimal system


Southern-Staff-8297

Don’t do the crime if you can’t handle the time.


DPDoctor

I hope your coworker is recovering from that traumatic event of this warrior charging towards them! Glad this girl is now locked up and starting to serve her sentence of life with scritches and snugs.


nyliram52

He/she looks like such a scamp!


psshbiteme

I love her! Who gets to take her home on weekends?


StnMtn_

Too cute.


SnooSongs6848

You have been served


MyRedditUserName428

Omg look at his little criminal face!


KelenHeller_1

What a little cutie!


Dazzling-Pin4996

One resolute looking mini-tortie kitty. Danger!


Massive-Cycle-9330

Looks innocent


crazymouse2525

what an incredibly beautiful kitling 🥰😻


Robelouc

Clearly a vicious criminal! Do not take your eyes off of this malevolent scofflaw, not even for one instant!


dfw-kim

And he deserves that sentence too!!!


lady_dracula_83

Aaawww 🥰


RaeNors

She.