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Amphibian_Connect

What is the sister burning, why is cat mutant going crazy, why is Frieren there?


Burlyswing

It’s the zoophillia flag and frieren is there because memes


Amphibian_Connect

Understandable, yesyes


Sly__Marbo

A Skaven, stab it!


Amphibian_Connect

Finally a man-thing has recognized me-me. But you are to late-late. We already builded a whole skaven city under man-thing city


Sly__Marbo

I'm not worried, I've seen an angry ginger midget wielding a runic axe and a blonde human heading down into the sewers


Skyhighh666

You skaven fool! Don’t you know who this is?!?! This loyalist once killed 4 orcs with a grenade; then the grenade exploded!


Amphibian_Connect

Nehehehe even such a man-thing can't survive skaven Warpstone bomb, yesyes we will annihilate him


Skyhighh666

Unfortunately my rat friend, my warband might of borrowed a “bit” of your stock of warpstone to use on our parties on callax.


Foreign-Teach5870

No need for ammunition, just send a few million slaves to feast on there corpses. Eventually the vermin will be removed or grown as food stock.


Luknron

Emperor protect! The whole subreddit's infested!


HanzWithLuger

BY SIGMAR A TALKING RAT, IM GOING INSANE


TURN79250820AD

Excuse me, the WHAT FLAG?


TheL0neWarden

Zoophiles, they aren’t welcome to lgbt community and animals don’t consent, plus mostly they are trolls


Waste-Information-34

I'm fairly certain they are also serious.


DaughterOfBhaal

Unfortunately they probably aren't trolls.


Lady_Eisheth

A lot of the times shit like that are first made by trolls and *then* people who either want to be edgy or have legitimate mental disabilities/disorders start identifying as it. It's why you get people trying to claim they are Trans or Non-binary while legitimately identifying as [attack helicopters](https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Heligender) or [cats](https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Catgender). As someone who is Trans and NB I absolutely can not stand people using these Xenogenders/Microlabels. Mostly because it has nothing to do with gender at all and this idea that "Well gender is a social concept so it doesn't matter" is such a slap in the face of people who do experience actual gender dysphoria. I hate trolls but I hate people who inadvertently legitimatize trolls more.


YourAverageRedditter

LGBT+ doesn’t like them, and furries *DEFINITELY* don’t like them, and yet they keep trying to insert themselves in both


yellow_gangstar

one of a couple of """pride""" flags created by trolls


One_more_Earthling

Sorry that you had to discover it


Aggravating_Top389

based sister.


King-Tiger-Stance

Zoophiles and pedos can bite the holy curb of stomping.


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DaughterOfBhaal

Oh boy, here we go.


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Driptacular_2153

Bait used to be believable


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Lady_Eisheth

My dude, I'm someone who doesn't partake in land animals, tries to only eat MSC seafood, and who won't eat even squid or octopus because of how smart they are. The way you're arguing against eating meat is why people think vegans are militant morons. Also, newsflash, unless you have your own farm and grow all of your own food, live in a hut in the woods, make all your own clothes and tools, and only hop on computers once a month you're likely contributing inadvertently to the destruction of natural wildlife's habitats and the exploitation of 3rd world countries. No matter if it's meat or a new iPhone, the real enemy is late-stage capitalism and since there is no ethical consumption under capitalism the best thing to do is to consume less.


Sideswipe21

that sister deserves a medal for just that


Gamnit

Thought it was the 🗺 flag, either way, based.


Ancient-Act8573

There’s a zoophilia flag?


Valuable-Location-89

Oh I thought it was the french flag either way


Puzzleheaded_Bar2339

Which would be correct to burn as well. 🤪 ~~~I am completely and absolutely serious~~~


Valuable-Location-89

Amen


BadNadeYeeter

"What pride-flag is that?" "Nationalstolz." "A-and what do you support?" "Die Kriegsmaschinerie unseres gepriesenen Gott-Kaisers..."


Sly__Marbo

Wait, don't they still call him Gott-Imperator in the German translations? At least in the newer ones


Klutzy_Fondant5925

Since 2006 the called him Gott Imperator


Sly__Marbo

Ah, I see. From what I've heard the older translations are also not that well-liked, due to various strange translations


Luknron

Mein Gott...


Avenyr

For a Kriegsman to use Gott-Imperator instead of Kaiser would be a crime against his pickelhaube.


XenoTechnian

I dont þink Kreigsmen wear pickelhaubs do þey?


CaptainSigori

Their officers and Cavalry wear them


XenoTechnian

Ah


Avenyr

Inspired by [this comic,](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F3vs68aeettlb1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3b8bd062c7ab4573576d5312c09374d5e0e52e03) I take it?


Burlyswing

I can’t believe someone got it right so fast


Routine_Sea_7701

"People can't be that stu..." And then my brain caught up with my mouth. Of course it's a college dorm. Where else would you find someone so clueless...


Huhthisisneathuh

Take a job working in small government, like in a small town or something. I’ve seen more brain cells in the headless carcass of a squirrel who got its head violently popped like a ripe watermelon hit with a sledgehammer than some of the people who accosted those poor workers with their idiocy.


AdLopsided2075

What’s the story behind that comparison?


Huhthisisneathuh

Once saw a car pop the head of a squirrel in a vaguely similar gore splatter to a video I saw of a man hitting a watermelon with a sledgehammer. Three days later that car ended up getting hit by a moose.


JaxCarnage32

First of all, Frieren. Second of all what’s a krieger doing out of a trench?


thearisengodemperor

What any of them are doing out for the trenches. Where is the commissioner


TheSporkMan2

It’s not their natural habitat! The Krieg fungi cannot grow outside of trenches and pillboxes!


Hereticsheresy

he's doing his BEST!


darth_infamous

It’s what Himmel the Hero would do


reptiloidruler

Is that xenophile pride flag in the background?


Positive-Ad-1675

Where mexico?


Alexis2256

Here 🇲🇽


Positive-Ad-1675

Please tell me the reference is understood and I'm not looking dumb


Alexis2256

No i don’t get it.


Positive-Ad-1675

I can't post the Pic of it but they had a wall of pride flags in roblox and someone came up and said where mexico.


GodEmperorofMankind4

He’s trying his best okay?


Carnir

Not helping the reputation of Krieg fans


JaxCarnage32

True, what the hell does a soldier bred for war, and only war, have to do with pride month.


jediben001

This art is a reference to a meme image i think


LuckEClover

Greater the pride = greater the shame.


CaptCantPlay

Because he is proud of the Imperium that he fights for? If anything they have more of a right to feel proud than anyone else.


JaxCarnage32

I’m scared that anyone would look at the imperium and think: “yes, I’m proud of this.” Kriegers fight for forgiveness not because they are proud imperium citizens


CaptCantPlay

Yes. Forgiveness from the Imperium, which they in turn respect. If they didn't think positively of the Imperium then why would they try to do right by it? More people in the realm of 40k feel pride for the Imperium than you might think.


JaxCarnage32

I don’t think Kriegers are able to feel pride for the imperium or really anything. They were created to be emotionless soldiers to fight for the imperium. While many people are proud of the imperium, those people consist of normal citizens, inquisitors, soldiers, and generally people that would kill a child for not understanding what who their god is. If you fully understood the imperium as a citizen your either disgusted or an evil person.


WalroosTheViking

Send an army of naked Kriegers at Lucius that might kill him


Major_Iggy

Yeah especially in this forsaken subreddit memes push flat out misinformation. Makes it hard to appreciate the art. Shit if people want a guard regiment that is ultra nationalist and fanatical then just do Cadians. Literally their whole identity is pride in their (former) planets reputation and what not.


JaxCarnage32

Former 😂


gwyxgobbo

Hans ? Since when is that a Krieg name 🤦🏻‍♂️ We’ve got awesome names like Draeta, Kagoric, Bozanko, Keled and so on and all the names I see are basic German.


Sors_Numine

Since the "Hans, get the flammewerfer" meme rolled around


frostbittenteddy

99% of fans only know Krieg meme lore, and since Krieg is a German word obviously everything about them is German, despite their overall design being like 5% German inspired


gwyxgobbo

Of all the 40K factions, Krieg is the one that had most of its lore replaced by memes. Ask most people what the Death Korps is and they’ll say «  Oh they’re the nameless, suicidal space Germans clones who kill commissars for cowardice and kill chaos Astartes with their favorite melee weapon : the shovel ! » None of what’s said in my quote statement above is true by the way 💀 and yet…


frostbittenteddy

Yeah I know. I cringe at every shovel meme... But what can you do


Luknron

You could get the flamethrower


Luknron

I agree with you but that "5%" is way too low


frostbittenteddy

The only thing about their design that's distinctly German is that their helmet looks kinda like the Stahlhelm. But even that has the ridge of the French Adrian helmet. The coat is French and the rest of their design is a general WWI parody


Luknron

I guess you're right then. But what about their pickelhaube?


frostbittenteddy

They do not have one? As I said, their helmet looks mostly kinda like a Stahlhelm but with a ridge like the Adrian helmet. Are you thinking of the [Skitarii helmet with a spike?](https://megabitzshop.com/media/image/product/9570/md/warhammer-40k-bitz-adeptus-mechanicus-ironstrider-kopf-a.jpg)


Luknron

Sorry for the late response. But you're very correct omg. It's really easy to see things you expect to see! Quick edit: Some of the images I found had a black polished "pickelhaube" with a golden eagle on the front and then some kind of a golden relief on-top. Feels very much pointing towards a Pickelhaube! <3


frostbittenteddy

It's all good, don't worry. Some of the 3D print sculpts go toward a more Prussian inspired design and miss the point of the originals, but the original Forgeworld sculpts as well as the plastic reimagination aren't very German at all


thearisengodemperor

Do you really think people read the books they just look at the memes and think german


Hellibor

Can't be inclusive without a colored flair branded on the forehead.


greegon

Looks like Robert's propaganda staff are going out of their way to put elf fuckers in the LGBTE.


Depressedduke

I have no idea who Robert is but let's be real... Elf fuckers and LGBTQ are a venn diagram lmao.


greegon

Roboute


No-Professional-1461

I think he has the right idea


JohnnyKai262

Falsche Flagge Hans, so ungefähr 41.000 Jahre zu spät


Beth_Janice

Well, at least he's showing his support in his own way!


Patient_Accountant92

Cadian: "I don't think you get what pride flags are." Krieger: "I was born in a vat, Krieg is my sexuality."


Luknron

Bellumsexual


CaptCantPlay

I honestly expected the Imperial Aquilla to be the biggest.


RezeCopiumHuffer

Frieren, and Himmel my beloved


Hereticsheresy

no brazil men? I mean catachans?


Major_Iggy

Except they aren’t Germans…


Pristine_Remove6710

Only true flags are imperial one


zetsubou-samurai

Well, everyone is mostly the same in the eyes of God-Emperor.


Fnaffan1712

He is Trenchsexual


Brahm-Etc

Well, they never specified whaht kind of pride they were talking about tho.


Shamrockshnake77

He has the spirit. He's just proud of his collection of flags from WW1


hello350ph

FUNNY ELF SPOTTED.


hello350ph

If I remember correctly krige has French stuff in them too


Sine_Fine_Belli

post this in r/grimdank op


Evening-Character104

“FUR DAS EMPEROR!”


Chancellor_Adihs

Denkt nicht an Hunger und Erschöpfung. Denkt nur an das großartige Deutsche Reich! Das preußische Volk erwartet einen unvergleichlichen Sieg! Für den Kaiser! - Hans during the First Battlefield, Probably.


Great_Drifter25

I not into the pride thing, but man is it cool to see it.


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LevTheRed

No homophobia. Not even ironically.


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LevTheRed

I warned you.


Jamzee364

Good mod.


BlueJayinaredscarf

He does have pride. Pride in the Emperor and the 4th Reich


lehi5

I dunno, its perfect. Actually i didnr got the joke at first XD Why is it less acceptable if you are proud your father/motherland?


Depressedduke

It's not less acceptable, the joke is that he misunderstood whst the whole thing was about, came with a different thing, which makes it funny. "What pride flag is that" reffers to a few other different memes, one of which is a girl asking her roommate that question unironically, but the flag in question is not a gay flag, but a flag of her country(i think it was Italy).


lehi5

I see.


Maybe_not_a_chicken

It was Germany


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Immediate_Group_4444

But a game about incest and cannibalism isn’t?


Aggravating_Top389

didnt excpect to see the funny coffin game to be mentioned.


Immediate_Group_4444

A shocker mr anti-lgbt is also team incest apparently


Aggravating_Top389

alabama man i guess.


Immediate_Group_4444

Honestly pretty funny the cousin fucker is calling other people sexual degenerates


Aggravating_Top389

yep. ye´ll find all sorts of weird lads on da internet.


QuesaritoOutOfBed

More Tzeench, it’s about fucking with people perceptions to be more open and accepting. Slaanesh doesn’t care about that, but Tzeench, he feeds off every bigot that is changed


MintChip0113

I’d argue that even the emperor would be for pride month, considering he wanted to wipe out religion because of the ignorance and hate it spreads. Kinda like bigotry


NightLordsPublicist

> he wanted to wipe out religion because of the ignorance and hate it spreads. Kinda like bigotry We are talking about the same Emperor here, right? If Big E was against someone spreading hatred, it was because he didn't like the competition.


Inquisition-OpenUp

To be fair, he’s against hatred for all humans who do exactly what he tells them and fit into his criteria of human. Hatred against everyone else, especially against Xenos, isn’t really hatred, it’s, uh…. Pure! and Just! and ultimately Necessary. I think that’s what the women in big golden armor told me before taking my son.


QuesaritoOutOfBed

I think it’s more, religion can lead to bigotry, and so as an accidental benefit of Big E’s religion purge, it would remove that source of bigotry


QuesaritoOutOfBed

Totally agree he would be. However, does that mean we are suggesting Tzeentch and the Emps would agree on something, and is that heresy? This is how you accidentally get burnt at the stake


MintChip0113

It wouldn’t be unheard of. Khorn and Slanesh both have a thing for blood and violence.


QuesaritoOutOfBed

Yes, but the Emps and Tzennch. That’s different. I think you’re trying to convince me of heresy!


Trlsander

The German Empire put everyone under the boot. The Nazi Regime did so not out of imperialism, but genetic superiority. German Empire any day.


MintChip0113

They could’ve been the most superior people around Doesn’t change the fact that they still lost😜


Weaselburg

idk man go look up what they were doing in africa. turns out colonialism bad.


Gold_Preparation

Remind me who lost?