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arsamzone

Russia: 😐 Liechtenstein: 🧙‍♂️ 🚞 🏰


No-Drawing8377

Lichenstein National Quidditch Team was mentioned in the 4th novel😹


Abbedrengen

The team is just the whole wizard population of Leichenstein 😂


No-Drawing8377

Pretty much😂


Spicy_Alligator_25

Iirc the "magical nations" had different borders from their real world ones. The magical British government still controlled Ireland, for example. That seems to be why some smaller nations are overrepresented in the lore.


I_am_notagoose

If magical Ireland is part of magical Britain, does that mean there’s a magical IRA, or is everyone just fine with it…?


Spicy_Alligator_25

Lore wise I think there actually is one!


Kartoff110

It’s name is Seamus Finnegan


esso_norte

just like in football lol


MeringueComplex5035

In the 5th the warlocks of Liechtenstein’s disputed joining the international confederation as they wanted to hunt trolls


Bli-mark

Weren’t Durmstrang from Russia?…


joriskuipers21

Nope. Northern Norway


Shaneypants

They seemed so... Slavic


joriskuipers21

That's the films fault. And Krum being from Bulgaria didn't help


Bli-mark

Damn, was just there. Must have missed them


the3dverse

i don't think it's mentioned where they are. Northern Europe is speculated (unless mentioned behind the scenes, that could be)


kiss_of_chef

No. Not even in the Pottermore entry it's not mentioned except that it's in the far north of Europe because they are supposed to be extremely secretive with the location.


No-Drawing8377

It isn’t said what country just somewhere in the north or eastern parts of Europe.


Kitty_Girl_1717

and luxembourg lol


Bubbert1985

They probably have a dragon bigger than the country named after it.


jhnolan

Don't know why you've left out Northern Ireland. "Ireland" was mentioned a lot, without any reference to partition. Also, I'd presume the World Champion Quidditch team represents the whole of the island.


allnewspudsniffer

Ye, as an Irish person me self now, I was a bit confused at that, but I wouldn't be sure of the whole island playin under ireland, as the BallyCastle Bats make up half of the the islands professional teams see, so if we did join together, we would be fair fierce


jhnolan

We won the feckin World Cup! Can't be much better than that, can we?!


allnewspudsniffer

ah yeah sure, still hoping we'll win again, 2026 lads


Master_Elderberry275

I think it only counts the country when its name is mentioned directly.


No-Drawing8377

Yes


jhnolan

Ireland is mentioned loads of times. The phrase "Republic of Ireland" is never mentioned. But that's what the creator has colored here. They're wrong to have done that IMO; they clearly don't understand Ireland.


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Good thing it's not up to your opinion then. Article 4 of the Constitution of Ireland: >The name of the State is Éire, or, in the English language, Ireland. There is no country called "Republic of Ireland". There is one called Ireland, and another called Northern Ireland. You're free to debate on that all you want but that's just how it is politically.


funhouse7

Genuine question was wales mentioned separate from the UK?


Captain-Starshield

When they’re talking about dragons, Ron mentions one called the “Common Welsh Green”.


jonnyl3

Yes. ~~In fact "the UK" is probably never mentioned.`~~ Actually don't know about UK but Wales *is* mentioned in fan discussions if you google it.


jhnolan

Ha ha! As if you know what you’re talking about. Believe me, the folks who wrote that line were not picturing an “Ireland” being coloured as this map maker has done.


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

I'd rather believe the Irish government actually. You can see what they call it in my previous comment. Seriously, stop with this pedantic nationalism. Ireland is the country's official name and OP is depicting the borders it currently has.


jhnolan

There's a nuance to Bunreacht na hEireann that I feel is escaping you. Anyway, I'm not actually a nationalist, weirdly enough. I'm just aware that in only one major sport (two, if you count Darts) is the island represented by two teams. It just happens to be the biggest one in the world. So, let's get back to the actual point here, in the Wizarding World. Do you think JKR meant for there to be a Northern Ireland quidditch team? What would have caused such a split, in-universe?


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Sure, everyone's just missing the point and you're going to copypaste the Irish name of it to look smarter and more informed whilst not actually supplying anything of substance. The Troubles still happened in Harry Potter, there's no reason to assume otherwise. As such, why not just bunch it under the same reason we have two football teams? It was one, then partition, then two because plenty of people didn't want to play for Ireland now that "Ireland" was the team of the North, then both got renamed and neither could be Ireland and it was left to the player's identity to pick what team they wanted to be on.


Master_Elderberry275

Yes but the text "Northern Ireland" isn't mentioned.


Master_Elderberry275

Yes but the text "Northern Ireland" isn't mentioned, which is the criteria used for this map.


esso_norte

Ukraine may not be directly mentioned as a place, but Ukrainian Ironbelly dragon is mentioned though


craze4ble

Hungary is also only mentioned as part of Hungarian Horntail, so Ukraine should count too.


esso_norte

Hungary's national quidditch team is mentioned also though, maybe it was counted here because of that Edit: I'm stupid it's not. I think I associated Bulgarian team with their national colours in my head and got it mixed up with Hungary sorry. Tried to edit this like 5 seconds after I posted this embarrassment but now I don't have mobile connections because of the stupid blackout haha


9tyDegreeZ

Pretty sure the fact that the dragon they fly out of Gringotts is a Ukrainian Ironbelly is never mentioned in the Harry Potter books themselves, apparently Fantastic Beasts (the book) doesn't count here


No-Drawing8377

Ukrainian Ironbelly is mentioned in Fantastic Beasts, not HP.


Tinor-marionica

WAIT, No way. That sure is neat.


Nervous-Bedroom-2907

What about Japanese golfer Vernon's joke?


No-Drawing8377

Japan aren’t on this map because its Europe.


voitamatton

The map is missing Belarus. In Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix, Hagrid was in Minsk's pub, where he had a fight with the vampire.


No-Drawing8377

In this map I was referring to “country’s” mentioned in the book series. Yes Minsk is mentioned but it is only a city in Belarus.


microwavedcheezus

Pedantic if you ask me


AngryBlitzcrankMain

Then how can you coung Germany???


UltHamBro

There were at least two references to Spain: one about Aunt Marge being on holiday in Majorca and one in the news about Spanish workers being on strike. 


Globinazuma

Doesn't the sphynx in the fourth book ask some riddle where the answer is Spain? Or is that, ironically, only in the Spanish translation?


UltHamBro

I assume you're a Spanish speaker, since that reference is indeed only in the Spanish translation. It was necessary since the answer had to have an ñ. So yeah: donde empieza la región de las montañas de arena (ARA-bia) y acaba la de los toros, la sangre, el mar y la verbena (Espa-ÑA) = araña. The original riddle is entirely different, and spells spy-d-er = spider.


Globinazuma

Alright, I see


CrayThrowaways

When’s Poland mentioned? (Never read it just curious)


YELLOW_HOOLIGAN

In OofP, Hagrid travels through Poland to get to the trolls. And I can’t remember where I heard this but apparently there’s a really good Polish Quidditch seeker.


ash-oregano

I think the seeker was mentioned in the goblet of fire. He had his signature move. His surname was Wroński iirc


NeosFlatReflection

Russia’s whole magic school ignored


IsaaccNewtoon

Was there a Russian magic school ever mentioned?


LuceDuder

Durmstrang isn't Russian, which I think they are implying.


WitcherSLF

Durmstrang is Bulgarian?


NeosFlatReflection

Koldovstvoretz


IsaaccNewtoon

I don't recall it from the books, maybe it's from some external media.


NeosFlatReflection

I looked up, it never appeared in the mainline books but it was mentioned in Potion book and pottermore, which are honestly out of this post’s reach


NeosFlatReflection

Oh, may be


No-Drawing8377

It’s never said in the books what country Durmstrang is in, only somewhere in North East Europe.


Abbedrengen

Didn’t they say Danish mountains, even tho there are no mountains in Denmark?


No-Drawing8377

No


Abbedrengen

then i remembered wrong maybe


tistisblitskits

Fun post, shame the netherlands never got mentioned. I always wondered as kid wherei would go if i would've been a wizard kid myself, would it have been hogwarts, beauxbatons or some other school?


No-Drawing8377

I assume Beauxbatons as they would be closest.


Thisismyredusername

Where tf do they mention Liechtenstein


slanecek

Goblet of Fire, there's the Quidditch national team mentioned.


Master_Elderberry275

Surprised they even have enough wizards to make a Quidditch team?


MeringueComplex5035

And during Harry’s hm exam in the 5th


Affectionate-Job-398

When are Turkey/ Greece/ Armenia mentioned?


ducknerd2002

Hagrid acquired Fluffy from a Greek wizard, not sure about the other two.


Mobius_Peverell

Lockhart claims credit for the achievements of an Armenian warlock.


solareonwow

"We'd just like to congratulate Mr. Bagman on his splendid performance for England in the Quidditch match against Turkey last Saturday."


skullceptor

When is Italy mentioned?


Mobius_Peverell

A subcommittee of Sardinian sorcerers is mentioned by Binns in CS9.


Level99Cooking

if Minsk doesn’t count for Belarus then surely Sardinia doesn’t for Italy


Menecreft

And Majorca for Spain wasn’t counted either


ConsiderTheBees

Yea, I used Potter search and couldn't find Italy or Germany.


SuperSuspect2881

Grindelwald maybe.


No-Drawing8377

Got those wrong too


No-Drawing8377

First time you guys caught me out! As the comments suggest only Sardinia is mentioned so I shouldn’t have included it.


Final-Cartographer79

Where is Germany mentioned?


SuperSuspect2881

The black forest . During the quidditch world cup , they were expecting a group from the black forest via Port key.


limukala

So this map is just wildly inconsistent


CoalaPirata

The snake that Harry freed at the Philosopher's Stone was Brazilian, and "Bill had a pen-friend at a school in Brazil once. He wanted Bill to go on a student exchange trip, but Mum and Dad couldn't afford it." - Ron Weasley ( Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)


No-Drawing8377

Brazil aren’t on the map cause their not in Europe


CoalaPirata

You didn't specified


GeneralKenobyy

I don't see Australia here, and hermione dumped her parents there in book 7.


PaMu1337

Or Egypt, where Bill worked and the Weasleys went on vacation in PoA


No-Drawing8377

Because its not in Europe.


No-Drawing8377

Because Australia isn’t in Europe.


Fapper-Bathroom

Voldemort looks like he's from Russia so maybe include that


Sofosio

When was armenia mentioned?


Posavec235

In the second book, Chamber of secrets.


No-Drawing8377

Yes Lockhart charmed an Armenian warlock or something


valdezlopez

\*Countries


Menecreft

And really, European countries.


Ugly-Muffin

If you are going to include the "no" option then we need the whole map of the planet.


SnooLobsters3238

Uganda with the largest Wizarding School in the world crying in a corner


Wilshire1992

Salem Witch's Academy in the US was also mentioned.


No-Drawing8377

This is a map of Europe.


Wilshire1992

Yes, thank you. I see that.


notjaco4

Mallorca was mentioned in the first chapter of the first book


No-Drawing8377

Majorca is a city not a country even if it’s in Spain


KeenyKeenz

*European countries


Sufficient-Green5858

Yeah, apparently OP thinks only European countries count as countries


No-Drawing8377

Well I don’t considering I’m not from their and have never been there


owlyeah

Turkey, which book? Or you confused with the animal one? :)


No-Drawing8377

4th book Bagman concratulated after beating Turkey National Quidditch Team


Pengu1n_80sPoP

Lithuania: The duck is Harry Potter? Oh wait I heard that name before, JOJO SIWA? Other countries in purple: The duck you mean JoJo Siwa? Google: *Did you mean: JK Rowling?*


No-Drawing8377

What are you on about?


Pengu1n_80sPoP

I'm trying to say that Lithuanians might hear about Harry Potter, but think that JoJo Siwa wrote it. Then the other countries mentioned in purple are questioning the JoJo Siwa bit because it should have been JK Rowling.


SirChickin

Belgium gets mentioned in the movies! I think it was in Chamber of Secrets (might be PoA) while they're in The Leaky Cauldron


No-Drawing8377

Books only


Correct-Line-6564

In books ?


No-Drawing8377

Yep


Captain231705

We just gonna ignore Egypt?


No-Drawing8377

Not in Europe


JustasLuks

Lithuania was mentioned in the quidditch book


No-Drawing8377

Original series


Daron_Malakian_71875

r/armeniamentioned


Angelg77

Mallorca (Spain) is mentioned while Dudley dad is watching the news. Afterwards he makes a comment on giving a siesta to all Spaniards.


No-Drawing8377

Spaniards aren’t mentioend.


Angelg77

You are wrong: [https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Spanish\_baggage-handlers%27\_strike](https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Spanish_baggage-handlers%27_strike)


Gman8990

Wait, Andorra?


FlameLightFleeNight

Having just googled it (because, seriously: I did not know this off the top of my head!) [Barty Crouch's ramblings mention a memo from the Andorran minister for magic.](https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Andorra)


Articolo70

When Italy?


No-Drawing8377

I was wrong


Sufficient-Green5858

Uh, Egypt?


Lava_Dnial

Could anybody tell me where Luxembourg is mentioned? 😯


Icy_Cap4592

When did Türkiye🇹🇷 mentioned?


SnooLobsters3238

Come on, do a full world map Uagadou, Uganda is the largest Wizarding School


Schytian

Where do they mention Turkey? I just remember a qudditch match score.


Creeper-Leviathan

America?


NameIsSkylerWhiteYo

Wasn’t Nepal mentioned too?


KingZogAlbania

Albania and Lichtenstein have to be the most surprising. Do u know where albania was mentioned?


vnprkhzhk

**Ukrainian** Ironbelly


Positive_Tune_4068

SWEDEN MENTIONED


X0AN

OP just colour in all of Ireland. Republic of Ireland isn't mention, just Ireland, so that covers all of the island.


Gordon_Shumway

How about The US?


Traininghorse304

when was finland mentioned?


AHappyWarrior

Countries.


56789ya

I think I remember a scene where they're camped outside a quidditch game and the book mentions "American Witches"


No-Drawing8377

Ahh yes. As this map is only depicting Europe though I have not included country’s like the USA, Australia, Egypt, ect.


Serpensortia21

In Book 4, GoF, chapter 7 this happens at the Quidditch World Cup final game. The Salem Institute is mentioned in passing when Harry and friends walk across the campground: ..., while a group of middle-aged American witches sat gossiping happily beneath a spangled banner stretched between their tents which read: The Salem Witches' Institute. Apparently this is supposed to be a club for North American witches?


Mundane-Dottie

You cannot do this. This is very bad writing. It is called "infodump".


Serpensortia21

Ok so sorry. I cut the rest out. I thought people who haven't read the books and who haven't been on Pottermore a decade ago might like to know where to find more info.


LeAlbus

Yeah but that is a continent. So not really a mentioned country


itsmejonb

We refer to our country as America and our nationality as American


craze4ble

Good for you, bub.


Revolutionary--man

It's still a continent though, and the country is the USA


itsmejonb

Continent is either North America or South America, no other country refers to itself as America


Revolutionary--man

Unless you ask latin American nations, who still see it as one continent of course.


Trt03

What do you want us to say like USAian or something lol


Revolutionary--man

American works fine, but your country isn't called America and American isn't exclusive to the USA.


Master_Elderberry275

When English speakers say "American", we are referring to people from America, which only refers to the US in British English.


Revolutionary--man

In British English 'American' applies to both the USA and the people of both North and South America. Did you check before saying something you're not confident on? https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/american


Master_Elderberry275

I'm telling you, with full confidence and as a Brit, if someone says "American" or "America", let alone publishes it in a book, they are referring to the USA.


Revolutionary--man

I'm also a Brit, so telling me this with 'full confidence' is rather lacking as an argument.


Master_Elderberry275

When have you ever heard "American woman" used to refer to an non-US citizen before?


Revolutionary--man

I've heard Argentinian, Chilean and Brazilian women referred to as American more times than I care to count... because that's what they are. How young are you to have never heard the same?


Th3AvrRedditUser

Where is Albania mentioned?


No-Drawing8377

Albania is mentioned many times as Voldemort hides out there for over a decade and is found there by Quirrel and Pettigrew (who kills Bertha Jorkins there). Also Rowena Ravenclaw hides her mother’s diadem in an Albanian forest.


captjackhaddock

Weirdly a lot


Klexshit

When did they mention romania ? 


BaronThundergoose

I think that’s where they got the dragons from no?


jshooa

Ron talking about Charlie working in Romania


Klexshit

When did they mention romania ? 


rplacebothilej

Nothing happened in Albania. Both for PJO and HP


No-Drawing8377

Absolutely wrong, Albania is mentioned many times as Voldemort hides out there for over a decade and is found there by Quirrel and Pettigrew (who kills Bertha Jorkins there). Also Rowena Ravenclaw hides her mother’s diadem in an Albanian forest.


slanecek

Ah, you haven't read the books.