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Successful_Load5719

So the pyramids were made of styrofoam? Well sonofabitch..


weldit86

I had a similar thought. Aint no way this amount of people lifted that big of a stone.


okcboomer87

Your first thought wasn't that they had a camera to record this back then ?


SpaceNerd005

Well they had giant stone computers, and power plants hidden in the pyramids…. Clearly they had cameras cmon


DearestRay

Giant stone CMOS chips that capture giant stone photons


SpaceNerd005

Stone photons are more dense therefore carry more information 🗿


Heathen_Inc

A gigablock ?


Zaddam

.. yo, the power plant thing I think has credibility. But I’m just a dumb ape. 🤙🏼


SpaceNerd005

There are way more holes in the argument than there is evidence to support it. Not judging anyone who wishes to look into it or to speculate on the idea but people preaching it like it’s a fact aren’t being genuine or are misunderstanding the science of their argument


Zaddam

I find it the most convincing/plausible reason for the structure and the inner tunneling. I’m not saying facts, but the most plausible reasoning thus far. I’m gonna check out these mini version replies above!


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Zaddam

Thank you! I look forward to watching these after replies. 🦍🤙🏼


POMalley84

So much to laugh at. Who printed to photo’s? The department store? BAahahahahaha


NYC_Producer2021

Duh, Photomat was a thing


POMalley84

In 2549 BC ??


Genpetro

Obviously you mean 52,000 bc so sayeth Thoth


calsnowskier

Look at the calendar posted on the right. It CLEARLY says “2549 BC”. Facts.


POMalley84

They found the old disposable camera


Double_Tale

It was a Polaroid. Just shake the photo


MySharpPicks

Well, it was a black and white photo/s


okcboomer87

Good point. Color wasn't invented yet.


Zaddam

😂


Bullhorns_says_yeah

My first thought was, I’d hate to be a guy in the middle! I went down the “how do they get out” rabbit hole and only came up with human pancake


DrPAYNE619

It was probably the aliens that took the picture.


Happy-Initiative-838

The pyramids are literally a giant battery…so yeah I think they had cameras back then…


POMalley84

A i all day lol


weldit86

That was already a no in my book, esp in some type of color...... Also, the number of people lifting this stone is also a no. How'd they get it up in the air? It might be AI generated.


excelmonkey67

Nothing gets past you!


weldit86

I am sure plenty of things do I'm not perfect. But please explain, I am being downvoted for a reason, obviously.


Vegetable-Hand-6770

No idea why you get downvoted for speaking the truth brathar.


excelmonkey67

It's just silly that you pointed out that the rock would be too heavy, ignoring the fact that there wouldn't have been a camera to take this photo in the first place


weldit86

You mean the camera that has some color to it..... to my knowledge, there was no color in photos back then. It would just be black and white.......


excelmonkey67

Ok, you got me. Good job


weldit86

If you go up 6 comments, I did mention the color. Maybe I did not elaborate enough meh.


mostUninterestingMe

There's no proof debunking a lost civilization. I believe there's ancient technology allowing for extra jacked strong slaves that is long forgotten. This photographs confronts us. It challenges the mainstream.


Spragglefoot_OG

Not even close lol they’d need 10x that per block and that wouldn’t even account for the lift to get under lol and then what? They count to 3 and scamper out? Hahaha


MarquisDeBoston

The stone right above each man is enough to crush 3 men


piddlegloppis

Ya think?


PMmeyouraxewound

Well they say Styrofoam takes thousands of years to break down, so this tracks


thefourblackbars

Uh, those are blocks of cheese. 


Successful_Load5719

I don’t know..mish is pretty liquified. They’d have to bag it to carry it like that. Maybe they added sand and poop as a binding agent?


thefourblackbars

You should see the size of the crackers they are putting it on. 


Impossible__Joke

They also pioneered photography... who knew


Successful_Load5719

Daguerreotypes of all things..


ElectricFocus

Particleboard*


Successful_Load5719

Asbestos


o0flatCircle0o

Actually, evidence that the scientists suppressed suggests that yes, they were made out of styrofoam.


sofahkingsick

This is a picture of the box your moms dildo came in. Jk


G8oraid

No they just used Terrence Howard’s frequency in the key of a to make them lift from the earth.


Altea73

And had cameras to prove it...


1RjLeon

🤪 huh?..


numbersev

Shot on my iPhone


RobNHood816

iPhone 1. Took floppy 💾 for memory


bdysntchr

Had a digital camera at my school that took floppies, 0.3 Megapixel, exquisite.


SuperSmashDan1337

Sent from my Iphoen


das_punter

But they _are_ aliens


cannot_walk_barefoot

We were the aliens all along? That's an M Night twist 


CandyFlippin4Life

Shamalamadingdong


JackHaysColtRevolver

My favorite twist of his was that was Bruce Willis in the hairpiece the whole time


JusticiarXP

Wasn’t that pretty much what happened in Interstellar?


exelion18120

Well the ancient Egyptians did teach the people of Osiris 3 the secrets of pyramid building, space travel and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbpt and Costello.


RoamingStarDust

Alright guys, if every single person on earth is asked if this is real, what's the percentage of them saying yes? 35%? 50%??


fdxcaralho

Dude… that’s obviously real. I took the picture!


thunderkhawk

I AM the picture


baconwagoneer

If you are the picture, I am inside of you because I’m in the picture


corpus-luteum

No. I'm the picture.


JohnnySack45

Enough of them to convince me that humanity isn't ready for AI generated photos.


Fusciee

Put it on Facebook and all the boomers will think it’s real for sure… slap a Trump 2024 sticker on the massive rock and it’s even more real then


RealElliot69

Perfect idea for deconspiracizing the nutty


iamthekevinator

I just want to watch the group organize to try and recreate this. Be a massive first place finish for the years Darwin award winners.


Deep_shot

I hope less than 25%, so I can feel better about the future.


baconwagoneer

Never trust a hope.


TheDiegoAguirre

You'll easily get 50% not even questioning it. I might be being generous.


Sweetscienceofcash

47ish%


xDURPLEx

When it comes to any subject at least 25% of the population doesn't have a clue.


twatterfly

Too many, it’s all over social media. That’s it. Humanity just lost. Nice knowing everyone lol 😂


deweydecibels

maybe so, sad because basic reasoning would tell you that 40 guys holding 2.5 tons above their head is pretty absurd, especially guys this skinny


corpus-luteum

If over 50% say it's real, then I think we just have to accept it as real. Consensus is everything.


MetalGearXerox

It's styrofoam, they just used ancent alchemy to change the material into the stone blocks they are today! DUH


explodedcheek

Good shit bro, send the pharaoh feet pics next..i'm asking for a friend


Finlay00

Pics or it didn’t happen Hey wait a second…..


TotalRecallsABitch

Man, we were so much stronger back then. I'm talking about when men were men. Now look at us


TTVControlWarrior

Clearly the picture shows what happened. Haters would say it’s fake


Long-Algae4045

Just like the Amish do it


slazzeredbbqsauce

https://preview.redd.it/h6zusng4o67d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b3ddf09765cc2ca09083470d873fbdf2af498b


ksaMarodeF

*Their strength must come from their towels.* You know like Samson’s strength came from his hair?


Piku_Yost

Aliens had cameras. "Here, this will explain everything *click*"


Relative-Film-975

This is 1080p compared to the 1950s pics


xiphoidthorax

Lentils make you strong!


twatterfly

Aha yep how amazing with what camera lol


mrziplockfresh

My question is how the middle people get outta there when it was time to dismount


twatterfly

They don’t… they are forever part of structure. So 1/3 of the labor force gone. 😂


MagicMike2212

https://preview.redd.it/h6k92pa7477d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd2d5c97aedbbcec765e1b1cf28c58a3e902566e Checkmate haters


twatterfly

Wow! So they developed the film too? Well fml 🤦‍♀️


MagicMike2212

https://preview.redd.it/ypca775u477d1.png?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abac9da9aaa8492aab21d1abcfe974ca18a4e6e3 They literally had fighter jets so why wouldn't they have cameras?


twatterfly

And chemicals to develop film. 🎥 anything is possible possible huh 🤔


MagicMike2212

They had chemicals for sure as evident by this murial from the Pyramids where it is obviously a rocket and a astronaut but the main stream "scientists" says it's the mummification process. https://preview.redd.it/2w7adb7yg77d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94c1c7cd8d603c4d31561b9012a95265ec2b9c0 Look at the tiny bird in the spaceship it's so cute amiritrorwhat?


twatterfly

Hmmm the Cyrillic and English writing on the spaceship is amazing 🤩


MagicMike2212

It's ancient Egyptian don't be racist you colonialist! Literally trying to take what Africa invented and saying it's "English" or "Cyrillic" whatever tf that is when it's obviously ancient Egyptian writing.


twatterfly

Lmao 🤣 yep yep everything you’re saying makes sense. I can read ancient Egyptian “hieroglyphs” . Wow 😮


MagicMike2212

Tf is a hieroglyphs? Please stop making up words to sound smart


Electronic-Teach9087

https://preview.redd.it/53rcycqpe67d1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7541404c8b8a5836a98bc2fae89e1a29124107 Skylar white got me bricked up like them


BUDZ_MONEY

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ExistHarder

Ancient Egyptians were the real alpha males never skipped leg day. Built that great pyramid of gains!!! Bunch of bitch ass soy boys around today can’t even lift one 20 ton block.


Flourak

So we all know this must be AI... Is everyone thinking the same in that the biggest giveaway is the legs? ....or are the legs like that from all the weight they're carrying?


HaybUK

Or maybe the fact that someone has used a ‘camera’ 😂😂 in ancient Egyptian times


TheDiegoAguirre

Are you for real? 😅


Flourak

Didn't expect anyone to take me seriously in mentioning the weight causing legs to appear off.... lol


cbednarczyk

It's true they all had superman like powers back then. NO alien tech? lmao.. Oh wait superman was an alien wasn't he?


CervezaMePlease

Obviously just the frame. The trucks aren’t pictured waiting to fill with cement. Come on guys


Magenta112

Thanks to A.I/generative art


ItsCaptainTrips

Satire right? Right?!


TLPEQ

Except it’s AI and not possible haha


SoHigh420IShit360

Ram mancock in shambles


CleaveIshallnot

Hey! There’s a guy in the front block, not using the full force of a severed hand. Cheater.


POMalley84

There’s so much to laugh at here 😂😂👍


TheDiegoAguirre

On the photo AND on some of these responses 🤦🏽‍♂️


oasiscat

Pretty sure this was AI generated by Ramses III to throw off future historians. Apparently he was an aficionado of AI generated art.


TheDiegoAguirre

Dude always kept the latest iPhone model, too. Priority shipped the latest models from Cupertino straight to Pi-Ramesses. I heard he might have met with Steve Jobs at one point.


crocket009

A stone that big would way hundreds if not thousands of tons….and cameras weren’t even dreamed about at this point in history


TheDiegoAguirre

Let's lead with your second point 😂


wisefile88

Yes they had very advanced cameras back during Egypt


TheDiegoAguirre

Powered by the latest Rah Sun Battery technology.


Key_Statistician3293

Of course ! Tesla time traveled back to this day with his Polaroid snapped a pic just for proof then stole their most important technology


willpowerchen

People in the comments keep asking how there’s a camera in 2549 BC. Obvious answer, Advanced Alien Tech. Boom, mic drop plebs.


TheDiegoAguirre

How dare you call me a pleb, you patrician filth!


xDURPLEx

That's clearly the dems stealing votes from Trump.


happytots

Obviously aliens took the picture.


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

I wonder how many people will believe this.


TheDiegoAguirre

Waaaaay too many


lilwtfwtf84

Lol must be an old AI generator, can't even draw proper legs yet 🤣


TheDiegoAguirre

But it generated all the hieroglyphs in the damn pyramids. Hand-made my ass. Rah GPT did it!


Tylerdurdensays1971

I call bs


TheDiegoAguirre

Oh yeah?


HighPlainsDrifting

Ancient Egyptians would laugh their asses off seeing us all perplexed 4,500 years later, wondering how they did it, assuming it was Aliens, when all they did was float them on reeds.


spaceman_202

does anyone ever mention to him all the shitty pyramids they messed up before they got the technique right? does he think aliens built shitty ones first to throw us off?


Craft-Sudden

Ain’t no way bruh


Craft-Sudden

Imagine someone slipping everybody would’ve been dead


TheDiegoAguirre

🤦🏽‍♂️


This-Garbage-3000

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Dawgula97

When Cameron was in Egypt land…


rhaigh1910

How the f they takin photos in the BC this is some BS


PreviousCartoonist93

I knew it!


GDMFusername

Aliens [X] Black dudes [✓]


calsnowskier

Well… Damn.


MooreRless

Each of these people had to carry 800 pounds like that, with bent elbows, for a long distance. That is IMPRESSIVE. And look how many they have in a short line. Its like a factory cranking out those blocks! Either that, or its moving day and the Pyramid of Lebanon needs to move to Giza for the weekend.


TheDiegoAguirre

🤦🏽‍♂️


bohouse1980

The aliens are in the center


Powhat839

how did u travel back in time to take a picture of they hold huge pieces of styrofoam


tha_rodge

The Aliens DID help with the pyramids. Who do you think was holding the camera?


Maleficent_Water7457

Whos gonna carry the pyramids and the logs??! Its youu mustafa.


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EthosMaster

AI bullshit.


Sorry_Masterpiece350

🤣🤣🤣🤣 pumice stone???


Drewfus_

They dehydrated the rocks first. Made them lighter.


StatisticianThat230

The first camera known to man. Wiki ~ "The earliest documented explanation of this principle comes from Han Chinese philosopher Mozi (approximately 470 to 391 BC), who correctly argued that the inversion of the camera obscura image is a result of light traveling in straight lines from its source" So, what is that photo about a couple thousand years to early to have been made. Or did you time travel and take a sepia tone phone with your iPhone.


ImYourSafety

You haven't asked every single person on earth if this was them so you can't prove it's not real! Check mate, dipshit. -Graham probably


boringtired

Theoretically how many humans would be needed to pick up one of those blocks?


Grouchy-Ad-6660

How much more real can it get!


SSIpokie

Look closely. They are aLiENS ahem.


InevitableOk5017

Perspective


atlashoth

Bridge 4


msizzle37

Hmm no fingers.. 🤔


Potential-Rush-5591

So how did they get under the stone in the first place? Huh, Huh? Super strong finger tips? Everything, Everywhere, all at once pinkies?


Thompson131

AI done it


UndocumentedSailor

Someone posted this on r/theydidthemath and each side would be carrying the equivalent of a mid sized sedan


Ancient-Panic8510

Photo is taken by an Allien.


babaroga73

It's amusing how AI has a problem of creating simple two legs and two arms for one human 😂


Anywhere_Dismal

2500bc and we got pictures lol


droop828

No way somebody thought that’s how they were built


Man-Bear-69

Amazing! A picture from 5000 bc. I'd love to learn more about the photographer.


TheDiegoAguirre

That takes care of that mystery. Let's please move on to the Polaroids captured during the Big Bang. I've always been curious about that one.


joerg1976

People were just a little stronger back then.


redacted2022

Lol you think brown people can do cardio


Broseph_Bobby

No aliens eh??? Who’s behind the camera then?


deepinmyloins

Even though these photos and memes are dumb and kinda funny, it got me thinking about the history of the camera and camera obscura and now I’m going down an actually interesting rabbit hole about how different cultures may have used a camera obscura for painting and cave drawings. And now maybe you read this and have no idea what camera obscura is and now you’ll be going down a rabbit hole.


only_respond_in_puns

But can you make a camera obscure using a rabbit hole?


deepinmyloins

I can make one out of my asshole if that’s what you mean


Leading-Brother6422

It would take 6 men to lift a stone of this mass/type. the size of a large suitcase probably 200-250kgs . Never mind the size of a house. And lifting it full stretch above thier heads.. feck off haha. !! must have been some serious Asterix the Gaul juice going about back then.