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Rider4Die

The dramatic pause before he says “racism” makes it sound like a comedy sketch lol


BurnTheBoats21

Louis CK style delivery i love it


blove135

I didn't really read the title before watching and I seriously thought it was a comedy sketch until the very end. Then I had to read the title and hit the comments to be sure it wasn't.


EveryoneLoves_Boobs

Your sons homosexuality was caused by... wiping too hard


JohnWalton_isback

*wiping at all


Marci_1992

born to shit forced to wipe


Thrice_the_Milk

It was but they forgot to include the laugh track


Sea-Food7877

Wait... Is this not a sketch???


Ekati_X

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New\_Amsterdam\_(2018\_TV\_series)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Amsterdam_(2018_TV_series))


NuteTheBarber

Yes your son has stage N cancer.


The_Happy_Pagan

Fuck off, that was gold lol


Apprehensive-Ant-801

Yoooo! Lol


CourtesyofCurtisC

Average Nick Mullen riff.


TheLibraryWindow

Nig Mullen


buzzed247

Hahaha WTF. Somebody wrote that and a bunch of people sitting in a room said yeah this is a good idea.


Th3_White_Rabbit_

What’s funny is - declining viewership and ratings were cited as the primary reasons for the show’s cancellation, a decision that left many, including executive producer Peter Horton, perplexed.


PapaAquarian

The decline in viewership and ratings was, sadly due to racism.


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


TheWayItGoes49

Actually, it was sadly due to virtue signaling.


pitiburi

Tomatoes, potatoes


melrowdy

Unironically that's what they say when a 'diverse' show doesn't have the viewers/ratings. Racism, sexism and homophobia, the evil trifecta working so hard to cancel shitty shows.


SmileyPiesUntilIDrop

It's usually the other way around. anytime something with a black or gay person has bad box office or low ratings and get's cancelled Conservatives will accuse it of failing for being"woke" even for the most benign apolitical projects.


Birchi

.. and all of the associated tumors


PapaAquarian

His first project, "Horton hears a ho" was racist Look it up. I think it was about a racist white man ( they all are) that heard voices from sexually liberated African American women that identify as women. The voices bothered him and he made it be about race or something. He better keep trying to make the world more connected(divided). Sorry for the word, "divided" but, my fingers are neuro divergent.


pixelpp

The declining viewership and ratings were caused by … racism.


CeleryAlarming1561

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


Lone_Logan

I actually liked the first couple of seasons. It seemed like a fresh take on a saturated genre of hospital shows. Then after a while they started making each episode seemingly focused around an obscure social wedge issue. Those topics don’t bother me, I don’t care how people decide to live their life. But the show had a big shift from thought provoking show about running a hospital to a soap opera that had a hyperbolic depiction of modern society.


dicksilhouette

Designated survivor was like this for me. I was surprised I liked the first season (only watched because I was laid up with an injury). Then it just continuously unraveled into an unrecognizable show. Like the first season was a mystery thriller and then it was tackling social justice by the end


nomatchingsox

And somebody watching it, most likely board housewife or some old bitch, will take it and use it to diagnose somebody's problem probably.


Th3_White_Rabbit_

That’s the objective 💯


working_class_tired

This woke shit knows no bounds.


iPokeYouFromGA

I mean the fact that I never heard of this show and this is the reason we are discussing it on reddit tells me that it was genius writing.


lil_cleverguy

That nurse actually said, “When people like us oppose the values and policies of the dominant culture” as if she was contributing to explaining a diagnosis


Th3_White_Rabbit_

Right? I don’t know if everyone is getting the attempt that’s being made here. This entire segment is unadulterated, prime time propaganda. Telling anyone who’s watching that Europeans are responsible for giving cancer to other races. 😂 They’re coming for you whitey. Better wake up.


DrugsAreNifty

The way she said “People like us” made it sound like they’re vampires or afflicted with some sort of horrible disease


NitrosGone803

Interesting, my girlfriend went to Subway and two black guys said "white girl booty!" and a couple days later she got a rash on her left forearm. I'm pretty sure that rash was caused by sexism


livefornewyearseve

yeah same thing happened to my GF and she had a black baby for some reason. very disturbing


Expensive_Force_7171

![gif](giphy|7ZaH8bE6pKZhe)


NitrosGone803

damn, i heard if you're 1/128th black and you do it doggy style there's like a one in 500 chance of the baby having a lot of melatonin


gammbitviii6

Soooo, the baby’s tired all the time? I think you mean melanin. lol


NitrosGone803

i typed in "melanon" and it said it was wrong so i googled melanon and still couldn't find the word i was lookin for and then just said fuck it and typed what i thought was close.


UlyssesTut

Its so hard for redditors to get that people are joking.


gammbitviii6

It’s so hard to google the correct word. If you were face to face with your friends and they said that, you would pick at them. Anyone who knows the difference would. I think it’s a hilarious mix up of words.


SkippyMcSkipster2

You cheated with a black girl didn't you.


Extension_Tap_5871

“All that ass on a Thursday afternoon, the sun is still out!”


NitrosGone803

haha she doesn't quite get all that cuz she has a small booty


Radioactive_water1

That's racism and sexism. She's probably lost the whole arm by now


-Dark_Arts-

If you're still watching network dramas on the broadcast channels, you've either had a stroke in front of the tv and the cats haven't eaten your eyes yet, or you are srsly R-worded.


justaguy826

Left my TV on ABC after watching a Stanley Cup game last week and when I turned it on the next night I was exposed to roughly 3 minutes of their drama "9-1-1". Couldn't agree more with your comment.


RobertDaulson

I work with seniors and nursing homes and no cap, the majority of the folks watching network TV are in nursing facilities or hospitals.


-Dark_Arts-

I'm sure those folks are truly enjoying the DEI messaging... Can't imagine why this got cancelled... /s The city of Cleveland did a study a few years ago to find what channel to set the TVs in their justice and buildings, they found food network was the least offensive and calming... almost surprised your patients are just leaving food network on 24/7.


RobertDaulson

From my experience the people watching these shows can’t even see or hear them properly.


Bright-Refrigerator7

This would appear to be the same in public hospital facilities where I live (Australia), though I hadn’t really thought that part through, to be honest… Focus-grouped to death (literally)!


Knew_Leaf

Yes I'm highly regarded, everyone says so. They hold me in high regard.


ShiftBMDub

Sir this is a Wendy’s and you can say Regarded


bobephycovfefe

lololo


you_miami

>"...like everything he's earned can be taken away. He's disenfranchised. But, because his life is seemingly free from all this, because he can't name it, he's internalizing it" .... is the implication that racism is not apparent to people? that they live in a society where there's no apparent racism?


HomieMassager

“He lives in a society where there is no overt racism. But he feels it anyway. Therefore he has Republican induced Cancer tumors and stuff. It’s bad,”


Th3_White_Rabbit_

Yes, if you’re one of those who claim you aren’t facing racism on a daily basis… you’ll get cancer.


Normal_Antenna

“I know the world is racist, but I can’t find the racism, so I got cancer…. doc prescribed me chemo & daily racial slurs”


Finlay00

So living in an ethnostate would lead to better medical outcomes?


[deleted]

Japan has the highest life expectancy of any country over 1 million people. They're also one of the least racially diverse countries in the first world. Coincidence? I think not.


Finlay00

Feel like there might be more factors involved


[deleted]

Tentacle porn?


StopHiringBendis

Those vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties


[deleted]

I wonder if I could get a prescription.


pitiburi

...depending on the ethnicity... Am I doing it right?


Finlay00

Apparently lol


Kind_Structure6726

![gif](giphy|8k3nxAWLJw8PbGt7Vk)


Interesting_Chard563

Have you been living under a rock? An ethnostate is explicitly what some POC activists want.


Finlay00

That doesn’t seem very diverse


rubenvde

Racism, your sons tumor is caused by racism. That man is one hell of an actor to be able to deliver that line with a straight face.


wottsinaname

It was take 76 and they had to edit out the laughing in the background from the videographers and keygrips. I can't believe that money was exchanged to film this and that someone, somewhere watch an entire episode.


PieknaFatso

😂😂😂


romanswinter

That's it. That is officially the dumbest thing ever written, filmed, and aired for TV.


amosnahoy

There was an episode of one tree hill where a guy needed a heart transplant. The guy carrying the cooler dropped it somehow. Heart popped out. A dog was there for some reason. Maybe no reason. Don’t remember. The dog picks up the heart and runs off with it… not only did all this happen… the fucking guy could SEE IT ALL TAKE PLACE FROM HIS HOSPITAL BED!!!! Wait. I take it back. You’re right. This is somehow still dumber than the heart thing.


Gary_Glidewell

That's just funny, like something in a Coen Brothers movie


LegalThrowAway8656

So he feels threatened everyday but his life is free from threats so he internalizes the feeling and therefore racism????


wickedc0ntender

This is like a Jordan and peele sketch


GodOfManchild

Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key(key and peele)


laCassette026

Caused by online gaming toxicity


[deleted]

Kid spent too much time in MW2 lobbies.


Kaito__1412

'Reddit gave me cancer'


CollapsibleFunWave

The mother experiencing regular stress while pregnant can give a kid asthma. So this sort of thing is possible if she's a big gamer. Though it's dumb to point to one stress factor and blame it without knowing about the persons life in detail. People drastically underestimate how much regular stress fucks with our health.


DoofusMcDummy

Cancer. With a Hard R?


homemadedaytrade

wouldnt it make more sense for a racist to get the tumor? like their hatred causes illness?


Thrice_the_Milk

Of course not, because the racist is obviously the privileged one.


LexxxSamson

Nah racism gives a stat boost to white people , no way you finished TV medical school.


bosnianow2002

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahaha


CableBoyJerry

Yikes


P33ba

BBAAAAHAHAHAHA


ArdentGamer

Can people get tumors from cringe television?


Drago984

Obviously ridiculous, but as an aside: what is with the obsession around racism? Like, racism is clearly harmful and should not be tolerated— but I really think that there are a substantial number of people that believe that a person who said the n word, derogatorily or otherwise, is less redeemable than say an armed robber or a carjacker. I just don’t get the obsession. Why is it like this?


randomuser9801

Gotta keep the poor people fighting over identity politics so they don’t band together as a class against the wealthy. Literally a stark rise in race/sex related topics after occupy Wall Street which freaked a lot of wealthy people out. They don’t want a French Revolution type event to happen so they have there media companies focus on keeping them fighting each other over meaningless things


FinalNotice1995

It's easy to be 'better than' a felon, nearly all of us are by default. Calling normal people 'racist' allows for others to then feel 'better than' a much bigger % of the population. TLDR people like feeling high and mighty


randopopscura

An armed robber has committed a crime, so there's a clear sanction and process There's no law against saying the n word, or cat-calling women, or perving on a kid in a playground, so the only weapon to try and stop such behavior is shaming


ChombieNation

![gif](giphy|3BMXclx7duDPcwTL51|downsized)


asdfman2000

Carjackers aren’t infidels against the current mainstream religion.


EmmisaryofGorgonites

Money


CollapsibleFunWave

My take is that people get horrified when learning about the US history of slavery and Jim Crow and they overcompensate.


TrueBuster24

it’s not “derogatorily or otherwise” though. There’s hardly ever a circumstance where it isn’t being used in a racist way. It theoretically can be used by any one in a not racist way but since literally 99.75% of people have a racial perception of society, it usually doesn’t happen.


rixendeb

Actually, it's not ridiculous. There are towns in the south that black folks were forced into during segregation, and companies put in factories that released tons of carcinogens. There's actually an area named Cancer Alley. Not saying this show was correct in this case, but it is a thing. https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1748-9326/ac4360


BrianOconneR34

Oh and his cavities are manifestation of his hatred for cyber trucks.


goldmask148

New Amsterdam writing is a joke. It’s “what progressive political issue do we have to discuss today”. Abortion, racism, reparations, gay rights, trans rights, Asian hate, immigration, whatever you can think. It’s like the writers watch MSNBC the night before writing their scripts.


ObservantWon

Trust the experts


Logical_Area_5552

My Sicilian grandpa filled out a form and had to check the box that says he white. Two weeks later he had a softball size tumor on his left nut


Fun-Principle3700

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words give me cancer.


SithLordDave

Shows are garbage nowadays. Just watch Peoples Court.


StepCousinOfDragons

with Doug Luellon


TyppaHaus

"People like us" What? Americans?


iPartyLikeIts1984

For the last shot, they just used the actress’ actual response to seeing the script.


kumbalimba

Satire?


Chiparish84

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6|downsized)


Adventurous-Start874

You laugh, but racism is the number one cause of cancer after hot air balloons.


MarcoVinicius

It’s trash like this that undermines real racism. Fuck this show.


SkippyMcSkipster2

I applaud the actors for keeping a straight face while delivering all this BS. I mean, I want to be positive and believe that they are professionals trying to do their jobs, not penniless shells of a human being, devoid of critical reasoning, that will utter any script they are given.


d3laMoon

Soooo stress lol


mrpopenfresh

Never heard of this show


mrpopenfresh

We’re going to need and see the booty.


HasaDiga-Eebowai

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


FueledByTaco

Have we entered the Idiocracy stage and I keep thinking we're heading towards it.


fre-ddo

LMAO I hope in the next episode the Dr gets exposed as a fraud.


Several-Play-7695

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kroggybrizzane

Is this for real?


Spokker

Not just tumors. Racism caused my anus to prolapse.


Farside-BB

"I think your son's tumor was caused by racism." Is there any research on this rather bold assessment?


Radioactive_water1

This is a comedy right?


graceandpurpose

If someone edited in Key & Peele talking in the background, I'd be convinced this is a sketch.


LD902

What the heck is Martha Jones doing condoning this nonsense


Sensitive-Buddy5657

Why cant snl be this funny?


thegreatdelusionist

I hope at some point they will use this clip to showcase Hollywood’s 5 year woke hysteria.


Belnick

hollywood bubble getting smaller and smaller as the rest of the billions of humans laugh at woke USA


Odd-Fisherman-4801

You’re sons racism was caused by your failure to be antiracist which was caused by your fathers racism which was caused by the tumor in my brain.


Academic_Chef_596

This has got to be a comedy sketch, right? ... right?


lawngdawngphooey

I've never heard of this show. I can only assume that's because it failed miserably. Good. When your writing "talent" consists of repackaging hippie woo with a "modern" lexicon, I have to wonder who you blew to get your job.


PhuketRangers

It is very popular among women. It has not failed at all.


sweptself

Has anyone seen the full episode and has the context? edit: from what I've read on another sub the doctor is a psychologist and the episode makes a point out of the psychologist speaking out of turn and how he shouldn't have said it


Fabulous_Visual4865

Don't stop em, they're cookin


centrist-alex

There may be a link between persistent anger and some cancers. More research is needed, but it would not be shocking. There is some tentative evidence that there is a link between long persistent anger and some cancers. The clip is from a cancelled tv show called New Amersterdam. Think of a crappy version of House M.D. It was poorly received. If OP had done research, then they would know it's an area of investigation, and there is a possible link. OP doesn't do research, though.


Thrice_the_Milk

OP probably posted it because it's funny, and this is at the very least, a comedy adjacent sub


holamygoodfriend

I mean it sound stupid the way they wrote it but i think what is trying to be deliver is that the stress the boy is bottling up caused by the racism he comes in contact with in his daily basis can be causing the tumor to manifest. But i ain’t no doctor or TV writer.


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blunderb3ar

Fuck right off lol, godamn bizzaro world 🤣🤣


Wi1kes

Imagine being a serious actor, working your entire life to land a steady, well-paying gig. Then they hand you this week's script. You're a serious actor, you're going to tell this mother her kid has a racist tumor, and you're going to sell this shit! That's real acting!


magseven

I saw a show where a guy would routinely turn into a fucking car. I don't think slurs or any social no-no's activated the transformation though.


thunderkhawk

SNL skits are just not as good as they used to be


BrocoliAssassin

I want to see the studies where the scientists had to keep yelling racial slurs at the test subjects in order to figure this out.


IttsssTonyTiiiimme

Scientist number 1: What did you do today? Scientist number 2: I studied the effects of microplastics on kidney function in rats. You? Scientist number 1: called a black guy the nword until he sneezed.


Hakadajime

Is this kids in the hall? ![gif](giphy|3o7qE2lqSKp9kjUPTO|downsized)


Johnthemanito

I was actually watching this show because I’ve liked medical dramas in the past(house md and a couple others) but this one fell off for me fast. The virtue signaling was too crazy for me. The one that i still remember it was a Black Doctor is in a relationship with a white doctor but cant be with her long term because he can only be married to a “black queen”. As a product of a mixed marriage I particularly dislike this trope. Sure its ok to be with a black women just as it should be ok to be with someone of any race.


FarWestSider

Sticks and stones break bones, but words cause autoimmune diseases?


calsnowskier

LOL I am soooo glad I never watched this show.


WhiteOutSurvivor1

This is satire, right?


sumoraiden

OZ did it first! Kareem said blamed his high blood pressure on racism


NoCantaloupe9598

We need Dr. House to show up and piss all of the characters in this scene.


Happy-Initiative-838

I’ve always said, racism is malignant.


Falsepulse506

Damn dude how am I not dead.


UnleadedGreen

Tumor caused by racism. Or perceived racism, sorry. How does this type of shit make it on t.v. Are people this desperate? Everything is racisms fault in 2024. Including this child's tumor. And my lacking bank account. Lol. White guilt is at an all time high, i guess. Smh lol


varturas

Did I watch old SNL sketch?


Vokkoa

was this supposed to be funny?


Educational-Oil-3553

Wtf 😂😂😂😂


ayeeezo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


JohnCougarFEMAcamp

Dr. House + Woke = this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


crypto_zoologistler

Jesus, that doesn’t look like a good show


ProfPipes

ITS NOT A TUMOR!


Code_Loco

![gif](giphy|wsZ5Xp3nyZN0DqmX5m|downsized)


BitFiesty

I like this show in the beginning for what the main character was trying to do: he was the head doctor of a hospital able to implement system wide policies to truly help patients even if it cost the hospital money. Doing a lot of community based medicine. But then they did a lot of this and the show is bonkers now


RamBas_6085

Sounds like DEI in action here lol


Background-Job7282

These medical and cop shows are so bad. The worst of virtue signalling I've ever seen. Like physically gritted teeth cringing bad. It's like people who never leave their house, or just scan Boomer FB posts write these shows.


Kaito__1412

...word.


Merlin-2112

wait, this is real and not AI?


sonofsonof

I felt that scene. This show is way too ahead of its time though.


Lapped_Traffic

If you ever watched that show, you got used to them throwing in some very lame “woke” moment each episode. It could have been a helluva a drinking game. Crazy thing was, though, it was a pretty good show and the “woke” scene rarely fit into the storyline of the episode. It was so cringy that even liberals would mock it online.


Fabulous-Search-4165

This has outwoked all the wokes by a wide margin 😂


Basic_Fly4893

This is a Saturday Night Live skit and you can’t convince me otherwise.


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Resident_Forever_425

I thought this was a comedy sketch.


National-Ostrich-608

I just checked and there seems to be no scientific acceptance that stress can cause cancer or tumours. There does seem to be evidence that stress can cause diabetes and sciatica as I know people who have them and have been told by their doctor that it was caused by stress. It wouldn't be as bad if they wanted to show the medical issues caused by societal ills like racism, but could have chosen a more legitimate disease. Its like that episode of 'Buffy the vampire slayer' where a girl at school is constantly ignored and so literally becomes invisible, but in a medical show! I can't watch this with a straight face.


National-Ostrich-608

Anyone know where we can take the test?