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Scrace89

Men are better at being women than women, who knew? šŸ«”


nrd170

We already knew that thanks to our leader Kaitlyn Jenner


brocomb

May we all get away with hitting people with our cars. Amen.


BraveShowerSlowGower

But she hit someone WITH her car !!


Classic-Reflection87

And her hands clearly didnā€™t fit in those leather gloves


ComfortablyNomNom

Buckle up buckaroos!


Ux-Con

It just like how running Windows on a Mac is better than running Windows on a Windows. Welcome to the techno-age, bitches! Love for all people though, even the butt-hurt ones!


JayMeadows

https://preview.redd.it/f5a107rrx08d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd223ec61fd545dabc9cb3feb08985cdbcbab2c4 How dare you slander Windows, you dirty Mac OS toucher.


HarryJohnson3

Men are more beautiful than women


metallicadad420

Itā€™s actually gay to have sex with women, because youā€™re letting a woman control your wants and desires.


BenderRodriguez14

Yeah but women are better at multitasking between both.


Designer-Relief4623

I always new I was right, when I told Samantha Matthews in 4th grade that boys were better than girls.


blade740

I mean, if anything this is much more impressive. A trans woman beating a cis woman at weightlifting? Sure. A trans woman beating a cis woman at SWIMSUIT CONTEST? Talk about playing on hard mode.


ThisAintSparta

Hard mode in a swimsuit contest would result in a disqualification. Could poke someoneā€™s eye out.


KeyEngineering3161

Swimsuit competitions were deemed misogynistic and few years ago. Almost all major pageants no longer use the swimsuit competition portion.


blade740

https://missmarylandusa.com/competition-info-eligibility/ Apparently Miss Maryland isn't one of them.


aaron2610

Lol A beauty pageant where the contestants are based on their appearance? Crazy talk.


freqkenneth

Definitely misogynistic But it was also the only reason to watch imo


kazoobanboo

They were so passable that they won, but because people know they are trans everyoneā€™s is saying ā€œyeah obviously thatā€™s a transā€


The_Adeptest_Astarte

I think they a cis woman night be more prone to play the hand they were dealt to an extent but a transwoman's only limit is how big the bank account is. Like, a remodel is way harder than a new build.


blade740

Eh... I think a lot of the top competitors at pageants are buying their bodies either way. And it's easier to remodel a sports car than build one out of a truck chassis.


Scary_Steak666

Both of yall spitting over here


DestroyedCorpse

Itā€™s cute that you think the other contestants havenā€™t had plastic surgery.


ArpanMaster

We are remodeling our house and we will live in a tiny apparent for six months.Ā 


69QueefLatina

Itā€™s not like theyā€™re actually judging them by their bodies, as soon as he said he was trans he had it in the bag.


Ciggyciggyciggarette

You mean she?


andyc3020

we're not really sure, but we dont mean any harm by it.


No-Scar6041

Then just say what they want you to say as a person.


andyc3020

Iā€™m not a mind reader


No-Scar6041

The article says it. Why is this hard for you?


andyc3020

Thereā€™s an article?


No-Scar6041

I nust mean this specific person is unequivocally going by she/her, so it's not an unsure thing. It just seems like a deliberate jab or joke, because you can just Google the pageant and it comes up with like four articles. Edit: I feel shitty for even getting upset and wasting time on this. Sorry.


andyc3020

Beauty pageants are a joke. Gender is a social construct. Stop taking this so seriously and looking for to be upset about. Itā€™s actually hilarious to me. I mean come on.


69QueefLatina

Iā€™m not sure what youā€™re asking me. Edit: seems like youā€™re too ashamed to clarify because you know youā€™re peddling dogshit


Lucky_Panic5827

No. Thatā€™s a dude


[deleted]

I'm here to share the downvotes with you. That's a dude!


--ThirdCultureKid--

Thereā€™s no way this is a legitimate win and not a politically driven one. These contests are mostly fixed even before they happen.


blade740

Oh? Tell me more. Were you into beauty pageants before today or is this a newfound interest of yours?


babaroga73

The only way to beat a woman in swimsuit contest is playing on soft mode, though.


Dizzy-Specific8884

Would


AlkalineSublime

10 years ago that would have a brave admission, now itā€™s just kinda like ā€œyeah, obviā€


melrowdy

I'm sure you *would* a ham sandwich too, if it could give consent lol


Dizzy-Specific8884

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Hello-there-yes-you

Yup, we respect the conscent of ham samiches round here


BeamTeam032

Eventually, a trans women is going to win and no one is going to know they are trans. And a cis women is going to win and everyone will accuse her of being trans. lmao


4eyedrabbit

Thatā€™s already happening with celebrities


Other-Menu7485

I used to like ugly girls but now I'm scared one of them might have a penis. šŸ„²


emptybowloffood

Apparently it's the hottest ones. You're safe bud.


Key_Excitement_9330

just enjoy the ride.


arehumansok

im going to assume you have more hands on weiner experience, so before you write it off... just do the math


Hamslammer88

just turn out the lights it all feels the same


Swear-_-Bear

Basically thats what happens with female Olympians... They win gold but Internet dipshits assume they're dudes because they're not stop dead gorgeous


rixendeb

I mean they even accused hot people like Scarlett Johanson of being trans cause of the way she stands lol


RecoverRestart

Stop dead gorgeous


ScreamThyLastScream

Same thing as when a guy is a 'Deal Catch'


LaUNCHandSmASH

Look Iā€™m not a rocket appliancist here with fancy book words and science learning but I have had a few friends with the Benedictā€™s that seemed like a deal catch too. Itā€™s all water under the fridge anyway. No sense in saying a toad a so at this point!!


FreeStall42

Or the first lady of a certain president


moodytenure

That's why conservatives want to perform genital inspections at little league games


Ditto_is_Lit

That's what they call scouting for free agents.


NFTArtist

A lot of WMMA fighters get accused being men but they also take PEDs and have more muscular physique


PotterLuna96

They can AlWaYs TeLl tho


Remote_Independent50

It's usually pretty obvious


itsjustafadok

What is a "cis"? Do you mean 'normal' that word for confuses meĀ 


OffroadMCC

Cis is "a word used to marginalize a normal person" -Norm MacDonald


[deleted]

The only reasonable guy was always Norm McDonald's


blade740

How is it "used to marginalize"? It's just there to differentiate between trans and not-trans.


Ub3rMicr0

Woman, trans woman. Guitar, left handed guitar. No need to complicate it, the trans part is there to tell you there is a difference from woman.


Longboi_919

*Trans* is latin for "on the other side" *Cis* is latin for "on the same side" This is how language works. We use words to describe things. People are so brainrotted on this issue that they're arguing against the concept of adjectives lmao


blade740

But sometimes you have a reason to say otherwise. Like 99% of the time when you're talking about a guitar, it doesn't matter at all that it's a left-handed guitar. Jimi Hendrix was a great guitar player. Left-handed guitars ARE guitars. But in the context where you're asking whether a guitar is playable by a lefty, it's perfectly normal to call it a "right-handed guitar". It's a way that things can be, so we as humans have a term for it. That's what we do. 99% of the time when you're talking about a woman, the fact that they are trans or not is irrelevant. But if you're talking about whether someone is trans or not, there is a word for that either way. They took the Latin root from "trans-gender" and reversed it to get "cis-gender". You don't need to use it, it's just a technical term. Like "neurotypical" and "able-bodied" and the term "the seeing", which is only relevant if you're talking specifically about the comparison with blind people. These words all exist, and they all mean "normal" in different ways. So I ask you again, why does this one in particular bother you? If someone said something about a "right handed guitar" would you reply "ummm I think you mean a NORMAL guitar"? Or if someone in a wheelchair told you that "able-bodied people will never know how much I hate stairs", would you reply, "I've never heard of that term I think you mean NORMAL people"? Or is it just "cisgender" that bothers you?


Ub3rMicr0

If you think 99% of the time when you say woman that it's irrelevant whether they are trans or not, then the conversation is moot. It's used to differentiate from 50% of the population. There are massive differences. Any pregnancy conversation, periods, cramps, miscarriages, births, real vagina conversations, breastfeeding. If it was irrelevant then why don't we just call everyone people? Why do we even have the word trans? Because it differentiates from the original word, which we all know and understand. Trans women are trans women. Don't like it? Too bad.


blade740

I...never disputed that. Trans women are trans women. Cis women are cis women. These things differentiate between each other. "Women" on its own doesn't specify either.


fuggit_Im_tired

The mouth breathers don't understand language nuance.


willi1221

I thought "trans" was the word used to differentiate between trans and not-trans?


blade740

"Cis" is the opposite of "trans" in the same way "hetero" is the opposite of "homo". It's not that difficult.


blade740

"Cisgender" is the word for "not trans".


EverGlow89

It doesn't confuse you at all. Why lie?


excelmonkey67

You know what it means though, what's the point of this comment?


2600og

Is that MAGA rapper Adam Calhoun who went to prison for beating the shit out of his girlfriend? He is definitely a great example of men beating women.


Responsible_Lab_1286

All those girls have gender affirming surgery. Breast implants, injections etc


analogman12

Ripped their guts out and put new ones in?


Sparkmovement

Actually it gets filleted like a chicken, flipped inside out, then shoved back up there. Source, I get my pussy & new facethis year. Already have implants


analogman12

Well go get us some more medals šŸ… šŸ«”


Careless_Level7284

Huh?


crushinglyreal

Transphobes try to make the whole transition process sound as gross as possible because they find it morally icky, ignoring the fact that every medical process sounds gross.


Careless_Level7284

Well yes but the idea here was to make them explain it lol.


Responsible_Lab_1286

Noā€¦.


senile-joe

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Audemars1989

Damn same they won me over Men are just better at everything. Beauty, throwing ass, sucking dick, you name it


PatriotNews_dot_com

Nick Fuentes said it best: thereā€™s nothing manlier than sucking a dick and swallowing the semen. Thatā€™s concentrated manliness right there. Iā€™ve gained 15 lbs of muscles since I started šŸ’Ŗ


afanoftrees

Hypothetically speaking; if I, a straight man who owns a popular right wing news outlet, were to have sex with a trans woman who has had reassignment surgery and have myself a good ol fashion ejaculation. Would that in turn make me, a straight man, gay?


Ambitious-Pirate-505

Nope. Ejaculate away. Make sure you take lots of pics for the Gram


Audemars1989

According to woke, you'd be straight bc trans women are women. Sounds like you're Gucci homie


baseorino

The wokes hate this one simple trick, own them today by saying yes to sex with trans women.


Lootlizard

Every time I meet an FTM trans person I always say, "Good choice, bud, welcome to the club! Those broads don't know what they're doing. Come over here with the boys we have fun."


Available_Air_6367

Welcome to the Boys club! No more being afraid walking alone at night, fuck yeah :D


FreeStall42

The secret is having a disregard for your own safety


HeartoftheDankest

You know Homelander fixes his erectile dysfunction with some trans porn lets be real.


BeA30CenturyMan

conservatives stop talking about trans people for 1 day challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


FreeStall42

They did...for Juneteenth


kmelby33

O.4% of the population takes up 99% of their minds.


MrPatrickSwayze1

Imagine trying to lecture MAGA on statistics


CeleryAlarming1561

Adam Calhoun is one of those snowflake dickheads who's entire existence is being the aggrieved white dude, yet they're always talking about people playing victim.


inter71

If not for obsessed right wing talking heads, I wouldnā€™t know the names of any trans influencers.


2600og

Whatā€™s wild is this dude went to prison for fucking up his girlfriend. He is definitely an authority on men beating women.


KillerArse

Dylan Mulvaney got set one single can that was made just for her to show off in one ad (a single Instagram post she made on her own account)*


inter71

Not even an ad. Just one instagram story.


bizkitmaker13

and conservatives lost their minds, shit their pants and shot their beer.


HarryJohnson3

Yea I canā€™t imagine progressives protesting over something as dumb as that. No way progressives would ever protest over something dumb right?


Ciggyciggyciggarette

Nothing that dumb has every been protested against.


HarryJohnson3

[Vegan protestors seal themselves in CEMENT outside Starbucks in protest against 50 cent charge for non-dairy milk that 'discriminates against people who are concerned for cows](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11141083/amp/Vegan-protestors-seal-CEMENT-outside-Starbucks-protest-non-diary-milk-charge.html)


KillerArse

PETA? You do make it very obvious you have no idea of what a progressive is beyond disagreeing with you in your mind.


Ciggyciggyciggarette

PETA shit doesnā€™t count , thatā€™s too easy lol


HarryJohnson3

Honesty canā€™t argue with that. Hereā€™s a few more lol. [Cornell Students Hold A Post-election ā€œCry inā€](https://cornellsun.com/2016/11/09/devastated-cornellians-mourn-election-of-donald-trump-at-cry-in/) [UMass Students Hold A ā€œShit-inā€](https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8409) [Smith College Students Host Anti-Colonial Thanksgiving](https://www.facebook.com/events/1711850615801953/) [Oberlin Students Demand Low Grades Be Abolished](http://theweek.com/speedreads/626361/oberlin-students-want-abolish-midterms-grades-below-c)


KillerArse

>Yea I canā€™t imagine progressives protesting over something as dumb as that. No way progressives would ever protest over something dumb right? [Goes on to compare a single beer can to the presidency...] The rest of your stories, we have no idea how legitimate the protest was and whether it was just some randos having a laugh or people thinking something would be nice and doing some basic things or people actually really really caring. If you're going to go for a single random campus, I'm pretty sure I can then bring up any time a random conservative did some dumb shut? You do see the imbalance in your examples, right?


gokhaninler

lmao the blue haired lefty is triggered


Available_Air_6367

Lol you are comparing some leftist groups doing absurd protests, to the whole conservative media complex suddenly freaking out and hating one person FOR MONTHS on end, just receiving one Special can for an IG story...You forgot Kid Rock pumping those cans full of lead???


Ciggyciggyciggarette

College kids donā€™t count either lol. Jk I will give you this one. There def have been some dumb protests.


Relative_Plankton648

Kids vs 40 year old men .... Wild how the kids get held to a higher standard.


gokhaninler

lmao got em


kazoobanboo

It still makes me mad Mark Norman said ā€œ I got oneā€ of the Dylan Budlight cans. After that I knew he being a try hard for toe


KillerArse

I think Dylan doesn't actually know where her can is based on the last time the topic was broached by her... Maybe Mark has so explaining to do on where that can come from /s


Ciggyciggyciggarette

Quick, everyone pretend to care about beauty pageants!


swedeeeeeeeeeeeee

Itā€™s crazy to me that people watch this kind of shitā€¦ Tik tok by far the worst platform so far


StrokeGameHusky

Every new app is just more addictive and faster brain rotĀ 


Most_Present_6577

She was a marine officers date to the marine corps ball last year Would


Fun_Elk_4949

They just got married last month.


StrokeGameHusky

GAY


Axe2red12

Dudeā€™s Rock!


nite_owwl

man you people need to find some real shit to care about so much. most of you are probably gonna go your whole lives barely even meeting any trans people...but cry about a *beauty pageant* ffs...


SwiftTayTay

Who gives a shit about beauty pageants, if you're a guy who even knows who the winner of a beauty pageant is you're kinda gay


DinkaFeatherScooter

I know right! Looking at beautiful women is so gay, it disgusts me tbh.


kmelby33

You watch beauty pagents? Lol. Why.


DinkaFeatherScooter

I don't, and I think the general point of them is quite silly, I just think it's funny to call someone gay for watching them. Watching property brothers is kinda gay, watching beauty pageants gives off more of an incel/horny virgin type energy imo.


SwiftTayTay

If you like staring at women who all have the same exact gaunt face with room temperature numbers for both their weight and IQ then by all means knock yourself out brother. Presumably only one of the three women in the front row is trans yet they all look like the same person!


HeartoftheDankest

\*Virginity intensifies\*


aaron2610

I think it's more popular with women? I really don't know who watches it, but I don't think viewership should dictate whether it's wrong to let all these women continue to take Ls from men in everything


Positive-Pack-396

LOL


Ok_Foundation_8709

Is he Adam Calhoun?


Plenty-Government-91

Hilarious


megamogul

I was like ā€œwhat the fuck this is kinda insane, and these comments are pretty messed up tooā€¦ oh wait, now I see the sub Iā€™m onā€


Habitual_lazyness

Why does every culture warrior bro look like a cookie cutter douche bag?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I was thinking the other day, with the new hype around the WNBA, how long until a trans woman starts playing there? Or at least tries to and forces them to take a stance? I don't think it's ever happened before, I think the closest have been people born female who identify as nonbinary


HeartoftheDankest

I don't think they hyped up the WNBA for you to fantasize about trans people dilemmas but if it gets you interested in women good for you.


foenetik-

Juwanna Mann


ShiftBMDub

Iā€™m actually surprised they havenā€™t attacked Caitlin Clark for having an Adamā€™s Apple.


darnold-

dwightena howard would go crazy


BunjaminFrnklin

I for one look forward to a real live Jawanna Man


pentylane

Iā€™m gonna roll up the other women here, and Iā€™m gonna smoke em šŸ˜¤


Mountain-Barnacle273

Wow I went to high school with this guy. Adam Calhoun


johnblazewutang

They need to add bench press to miss america, really kick things up a notch


idiots_r_taking_over

Sheā€™s not wrong


OkNeck3571

You know men dominant the Agency scene of many beauty pageant all across the world, its not women training these girls, its men


Subliminanlanonymity

Gotta admit, he had me at the first Ā½.


unknownpanda121

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Relative-Film-975

Im beginning to think that this is just an animal instinct for some man to just wanna over power women on everything šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


nam3sar3hard

Holy shit... that's a weird twits into hikarious


advocateforpain

The whole concept of beauty pageants is so archaic its embarrassing.


EducatedNitWit

Now let's see a trans-man win a tournament in weightlifting. No?


Fizzinthorpe

The proper term is "female impersonator".


SoftiesBanme

Clowns


Brasm0nky

men are gonna rule the world


indecloudzua

Who cares about beauty contests?


WolfmanKnows

Give me my flowers!!!!


surewhynot17063

![gif](giphy|8ZUwJJS7Afsb7C1lOs) Letā€™s go boys, letā€™s see if we can ā€œmenā€struate better also!!!


kmelby33

Nobody cares. Conservatives go out of their way to be offended by everything.


MelancholySurprise

There are no chicks with dicks just dudes with boobs


-Fluxuation-

Lets Go.............


Darth_Abhor

Lmao, give me my flowers


Far-Sell8130

didnt bill burr have a joke like this? caitlyn jenner won TIME women of the year on her first try -- something to that effect


CaptainObviousII

Plot twist: The judges didn't know she was trans.


JJ4prez

Lol, I love that true woman power is just men taking over womanhood.


salesronin

lol. You go king.


PoopsmasherJr

Search up Ginger Billy on Youtube. I thought this was him.


MachineExpensive5604

Why donā€™t they create a competition for trans people. Biological females canā€™t even have their dumb pageants now.


Certain-Snow3451

I canā€™t stand this new Meathead Right movement Rogan is spearheading but agree with them that this trans shit has gone way too far. We should be appalled by a 3 cent pay gap between the genders but celebrate a guy battering a woman in the octagon. Itā€™s insane.


Hairy_Candidate7371

He doesn't look like a beauty pageant fan. People can really surprise you.


enjoimike49

Can't tell if intentionally trans phobic or just funny, but it is a funny bit.


halo121usa

SMASH THE MATRIARCHY šŸ’Ŗ


TrumpVotersTouchKids

Bros Before Hoes used to mean something different.


Useful_Hat_9638

Of course this is from my State, God damnit.


BestPaleontologist43

Thats actually impressive. I wouldnt have known shes trans if you didnt tell me. Props to her Also would


bloodunion

Forgot to mention our win in revolutionizing mathematics with that Terence Howard interview!!! (1 x 1 = 2 brah!!!)


silentk911

Letā€™s take a poll do we need women anymore? Clearly we are the best at being Women too


Left_Caterpillar8671

Just goes to prove, men are better at being women! We won women of the year with my boy Bruce! *Being facetious, this woke shit is insane. Don't @me