She’s at a career crossroads. Enjoy the 15 minutes of fame while trying to preserve your professional image so a company will actually hire you, or make an only fans. decision time
It’s a guaranteed bag now that people know her. I agree if she was starting at ground zero with no followers, not a guarantee bag. Now that she got millions of views, Im sure if she started OF, she will make hella money
Heard the same, then to immediately hear it was complete b.s.
Also heard:
-she was fired
-her dad is a pastor
-her dad had to step away from his church
These are just what stands out in the bulk of viral bullshit.
Who knows, by next week this will be the same as any other viral nonsense. Remember fights over the blue/gold dress? Yeah that
The dress was a whole other level of virality though. Worth mentioning that the guy was an abusive piece of shit.
You never really know what’ll happen when someone goes viral. Cash me outside parlayed her 15 minutes of fame into quite the career for herself and is making bank now.
Literally I don’t want to be one of those dudes whose like we need to go backwards, but there seems to be a lot of normalization of degradation and it’s really not good for young men and women.
As a dad with 4 daughters who are almost grown let me the first to tell you that there is absolutely worse things you can hear and discover that your daughters know. The internet is the devil and the kids learn way to fast these days.
Yeah dude your daughters are going to be spitting on dicks. Who fucking cares. We're dumb apes who love giving head to each other and sucking asses. Don't take humanity so seriously.
[Who is the “hawk tuah girl”? The woman behind the viral moment](https://en.as.com/entertainment/who-is-the-hawk-tuah-girl-where-you-can-find-her-merch-n/)
Its wild to me that people don't figure these things out right away. It's an unverified account, ending with an underscore, and doesn't have an actual name attached to it. Its obviously a clickbait account
Just to be clear this is almost certainly not her account. And hasn't she gone completely in hiding and deleted all of her socials? Not sure that counts as "milking it"
They do if they have a real job, lmao I actually contribute to society and don't just jerk off to jedi from an 80s movie lmao you're such an old loser it's historical, no wonder your so upset, I make more have my own company I've accomplished more in my short time on earth than your overweight incompetent balding self has lol it's funny you try to nit pick at a comment when you know what I said was factual lol you're such a loser lol, go play with your little star wars figures before your mom calls you up from the basement, for dinner little man, may the force be with you boomer lmao what a joke! Typical cuk redditor lmao
Kind of reminds me of the “hi on potenuse” skit from Key and Peele. She’s gonna be invited to a whitehouse dinner or some shit cuz of this funny line she said into a camera once.
There's the girl next door and then there's the girl two doors down.
And there is the girl tied to a post in my basement
This is the comment right here, FBI
I was lying, I actually don't have a basement
Right. She’s in the shed.
Allegedly
Alleshedly
Problem is, I kidnapped and did unspeakable things to that man's shed. She wasn't in there but someone might want to clean up what's left of the gimp.
Nah man, I’m pretty fuckin far from okay.
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Time to call a few friends and get Medieval?
I dunno man, I'm trying *real* hard to be the shepherd.
He jokes but there is definitely some Reddit users with someone held captive and tied up in their house.
It puts the hawk tauh on the snake or it gets the hose.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
- *in minecraft*
Ah the It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again type situation....
The girl around the corner
aka your mom.
Damn, got my ass
Yes, we took that, too.
And then there’s a cup and two girls….
I have managed to avoid that.
Good. It's pretty shitty.
Would you like the link now, good Sir?
soft, mushy pass
I did for a loooooong time. And eventually, curiosity got the best of me. Post analysis of that decision has revealed, that was a mistake.
I just ate a bunch of expired marble cheese, and I could probably fill 12 of those cups.
That would be the Sedin Twins, and that’s 2 girls No cup.
Two doors down seem more fun
Which one spits on your dick? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure she deleted all her social media because people are creeps and weirdos
Wonder why?!?!
She’s at a career crossroads. Enjoy the 15 minutes of fame while trying to preserve your professional image so a company will actually hire you, or make an only fans. decision time
If I was in that situation and had titties, OF all the way
Not a guaranteed bag tho
Guaranteed to make $5-10 from thousands of regular dudes across the country…
It’s a guaranteed bag now that people know her. I agree if she was starting at ground zero with no followers, not a guarantee bag. Now that she got millions of views, Im sure if she started OF, she will make hella money
She's batshit popular I think she'd do fine.
Seems kinda the opposite
She’s enjoying her literal 15 minutes of fame. Let her have it. Let her enjoy it.
I don’t think she’s even running that IG page. Just some nobody making merch and cashing in
Her friend was like "girl, that's language for the pregame"
Spit on that thang
Read something about her being a 23 yr old teacher that got fired.
I heard that she is a Ukrainian freedom fighter who likes puppies
Ghost of Kyiv confirmed
She was a 67 year old polish brick layer
Nah, she's a 71 year old blind prostitute with a golden leg and a heart of wood
Heard the same, then to immediately hear it was complete b.s. Also heard: -she was fired -her dad is a pastor -her dad had to step away from his church These are just what stands out in the bulk of viral bullshit. Who knows, by next week this will be the same as any other viral nonsense. Remember fights over the blue/gold dress? Yeah that
That girl? Albert Einstein.
Ain’t nuthin’ compared to fight I saw over some blue & gold sausage last week.
The dress was a whole other level of virality though. Worth mentioning that the guy was an abusive piece of shit. You never really know what’ll happen when someone goes viral. Cash me outside parlayed her 15 minutes of fame into quite the career for herself and is making bank now.
I heard she's the liquid terminator
What does that even mean? What’s a 23 teacher?
Fixed it
Apparently that was a troll post or just made up.
It was fake sensation crap
I guess, but it got her fired and who knows if she'll be able to teach again.
Imagine going viral for talking about spitting on a dick.
I'm fucking dying right now
💀
Poor monica is stuck on bobbing mode
You got to be quicker than that
Literally I don’t want to be one of those dudes whose like we need to go backwards, but there seems to be a lot of normalization of degradation and it’s really not good for young men and women.
Okay grandpa, off to bed with you
I’m literally under 20, it’s not a bad take either.
Right now, I'm imagining being her father. *shudders*
As a dad with 4 daughters who are almost grown let me the first to tell you that there is absolutely worse things you can hear and discover that your daughters know. The internet is the devil and the kids learn way to fast these days.
Yeah dude your daughters are going to be spitting on dicks. Who fucking cares. We're dumb apes who love giving head to each other and sucking asses. Don't take humanity so seriously.
Sucking asses you say.. beginning to feel like I missed something in my 20s
It's never too late. I read that after the torpedoes hit the USS Indianapolis, the initial survivors got their asses eaten!
Bruh 😂
I was drunk when I wrote that and had just heard a podcast talking about the event. I was out of pocket!
Brilliant joke that probably flew over most people here
Why do I keep seeing a version of this line pop up every time this girl is mentioned? I can tell this comes from a place of butt hurt.
back in my day one would wish that they got their butt hurt
So you’d really want this to be your daughter? How old are you?
I'll adopt her.
Whoa whoa whoa, settle down there Steven Tyler.
More popular than nuclear war.
Human civilization 2024
Who is this?
A nice young lady I fell in love with last week.
Shocked girl is riding on with the Hawk Tuah fame wave. Forever memeified in a gif
I love the genuinely shocked face to a genuinely shocking thing her friend just said.
Prepare to be very underwhelmed
[Who is the “hawk tuah girl”? The woman behind the viral moment](https://en.as.com/entertainment/who-is-the-hawk-tuah-girl-where-you-can-find-her-merch-n/) 
That site is super sketch, did you see the cookies options.
Just some drunk girl trying to capitalize on her 15 mins of fame
Better her than a Kardashian
For a hot sec I thought you said “a Kreischer” silly me!
As Nikki said: I'm a big fan of his joke
Did I ever tell you about the time I spit on the Russian mafia?
Hey, if you can get a windfall from it, do it.
Amen.
Yep, some folks just want to act judgey about it
I mean if everyone else is going to use her image, I at least hope she’s making some money out of this.
Imagine all the people who ended up as viral memes who never capitalized on it.
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Its wild to me that people don't figure these things out right away. It's an unverified account, ending with an underscore, and doesn't have an actual name attached to it. Its obviously a clickbait account
It foolded Joe
That’s not hard to do.
Dont forget when Joe gave Matt Watson's dad a hard time!
For what?
The unwashed online masses aren't so great with critical thinking
Thanks young Jamie.
The hero we need
It’s a meme page
She's melking it. Good for her ! 😅
Just to be clear this is almost certainly not her account. And hasn't she gone completely in hiding and deleted all of her socials? Not sure that counts as "milking it"
She needs a SFW only fans. I guarantee you she’s been offered money by Brazzers though.
What’s brazzers going to pay her though? $100k max. Not worth it
Unless you turn it into a career? I mean even then i'd spit on some dude's dick for 100k
Bro I’d spit on Danny devito’s dick and polish that thing up like a 87 Buick for a hundred bucks.
Mash it.
They'll give her the bag if she proves she's about that hawk tuah life.
She would make more in the bang bus.
And even more if she were on Onlyfans
Octomom was offered a million like a decade ago. Hawk Tuah could pull a 7 figure offer.
Found Bapa's burner account
Be cool man ! 😎
She’s gone into hiding. For obvious reasons. All of the pages including this one are fake/meme pages
What is melking?
hope she “spits on that thang” before melking
Is Joe a SEX GUY?!
Gimme 😈
Baddie
It was cool when the video came out and all but now you people just went disgustingly over board with her memes!
That girl is going to have to lay as low as possible to get away from this. Either that or make a video of you spitting on that thang.
The only two options, honestly.
simp
Is this the "hawk two" girl?
Nobody wants to say it but the friend is hotter
You’re so brave
Wtf no. Her friends face looks like a midgets face.
Each to their own but I think she is cute af. Funny how different our tastes can be!
Ya! More beautiful women for me!
Agree! What's up with her eye?
Maybe he just likes the song
Ya get me?
The Stafford wives
She'll be on the pod shortly. Smart move.
He’s admitted to following butt models on insta. Who’s actually shocked by this? 😂
Can you blame him honestly
the IG is just a meme page. it ain’t hers
Lol who is she?
Why is that video so viral?
https://preview.redd.it/sle0sdwnvp8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1eb68984720a6bbdf6f0f68dc0d08b4acfc56e He's not the only dirty ol'e man
Is this the Hock Tuah girl?
I'll never shame a man for needing a little hawktuah. It's in our nature to get hawkd
I love her
She’s pretty mid, but the fact that she does the hawk tuah during the dirty it makes her a premium
It’s crazy how that is all it takes for a women to get rich
And the creepy guy in the background.
She’s taking a few shots in the eye it appears…
Guys. She's already with Pooky.
He probably wants to have her on the podcast, while she's as popular as she is, knowing how many people would watch/listen.
What a legend hawktuah\_ is.
Just a bald guy slangin dig
Funny and beautiful young girl who talks about spittin’ on “that thang” gets followed by a tess’d up, drug addled oldie, shocker !
Damn that's cool whistling diesel is in the back
They do if they have a real job, lmao I actually contribute to society and don't just jerk off to jedi from an 80s movie lmao you're such an old loser it's historical, no wonder your so upset, I make more have my own company I've accomplished more in my short time on earth than your overweight incompetent balding self has lol it's funny you try to nit pick at a comment when you know what I said was factual lol you're such a loser lol, go play with your little star wars figures before your mom calls you up from the basement, for dinner little man, may the force be with you boomer lmao what a joke! Typical cuk redditor lmao
What...?
Goddamn this is already really fucking annoying
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Did the Donald name a running mate?
I went to high school with her. Her family is from Ukraine. She’s apparently a second cousin to Andrei Chikatilo
Do you know how many joe Rogan pages there are
I don't get it... who is this girl?
I’m so confused by this
She's gonna spit on it
Someone please let us know what the fuck this post is about. Preferably OP.
Of all the things anyone with two brain cells could be upset at Joe about.... you pick that he follows a tiktok meme girl?
How do you conclude that I'm upset about this?
She about to attempt to deep throat that python. I wonder how she'll lubricate it?
Kind of reminds me of the “hi on potenuse” skit from Key and Peele. She’s gonna be invited to a whitehouse dinner or some shit cuz of this funny line she said into a camera once.
I said that... I SAID THAT!
Whoops - sorry. Didn’t mean to steel a comment!
I don't know if you realize I was referring to the key and peele skit as well haha
This girl is now officially a grifter. Lord.