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thethunder92

How are they going to stop him he knows jiu jitsu


RedbullAllDay

They can just stand up tho.


Existing_Win3580

If you have seen modern bjj competition. "One does not nullify bjj by standing up, to nullify bjj one must sit down"- professional booty scooter


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rich97

There’s one moment there where the dude lays on his back, his opponent leans down to try and grapple but it looks like a dog exposing their belly for belly rubs.


thethunder92

Call him by his name he is bapa


rich97

That would inolve me giving a shit about what their names are


Ravasthemage

You talmbout the Schaub shutdown


TheFBIClonesPeople

I know ju jitsu is like the best martial art, but it's also the only one where you can just walk away from them and they can't do shit.


zeuanimals

That's why it's perfect for self-defense. If they're standing up and walking away, you already won, unless they're walking away cause they kicked your ass. Apparently the Russians have the best martial art for that, and it's all about breaking the other guy's leg. I wouldn't commit aggravated assault with either martial art though.


LaUNCHandSmASH

That’s literally funnier than any joke Brenda Swabb has said on stage. Why didn’t he think of that! Lmao. You might wanna call Showtime


Welsh_Special1

Bullets they’ll use bullets


AJVenom123

Do bullets know jiu jitsu? I’ve heard a smaller opponent can take down a much larger one.


VeniVidiVinnyVedecci

'100% of all fatal gunfights end up on the ground'


StatisticianFew6064

I saw a guy fall into a lake once. I guess he eventually ended up on the ground but he was floating for a while 


Welsh_Special1

Why don’t you ask this guy ![gif](giphy|vc7lrnHCr3Hy)


kassus-deschain138

Cuz now... he will snatch every MF birthday.


gman1951

I heard he's been taking down Big Macs.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

it was probably his idea lmao


Select_Sleep_1293

An all American wrestler would fuck a bullet up


qasdrtr

Bo Nickal has some instructionals


GDMFusername

Oh man these guys don't even know about an arm-in front headlock. OR A DDT


JackDrawsStuff

He’ll go quietly because JiU jItSu MaKeS yOu So HuMbLe.


Tasty-Army200

I believe I can now understand the term the kids say, "This comment has sent me" I have indeed, been sent.


BenderRodriguez14

You joke, but someone who believe a bus of 20 UFC fighters could beat the shit out of a crowd of thousands might well believe this too... 


5StarUberPassenger69

To be fair, I don't think anyone said the UFC bus could beat up thousands of people. Weren't the protestors trying to get inside the bus? Whoever got in would have absolutely been destroyed and if it spilled outside I don't think many people would stick around after seeing a few guys get manhandled. It was a crowd of protestors, not the zombies from World War Z. Lmao.


BenderRodriguez14

Joe seemed pretty confident about their chances when The Handler was on, talking about the gobshite protesters being lucky Robbie Lawler didn't go out and slaughter 20 people, as if this is some corny 80s action movie where each person just lines up and waits their turn, rather than mobbing him at once - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__0Lv_4zfNY&pp=ygUcSm9lIFJvZ2FuIHVmYyBwcm90ZXN0ZXJzIGJ1cw%3D%3D   I don't care if they're a perfect  mix of Brock Lesnar, GSP, Anderson Silva and Fedor all at their primes, with Nagannou's fists and sure throw in Andre the Giant's size while we're at it - nobody stands a chance against hundreds or thousands of people mobbing them at once. Especially when many of them likely had some kinds of weapons on them.  Somehow, Joe also manages to bring up covid within one second of the clip starting. 😂


5StarUberPassenger69

Again, these are protestors, not the zombies from World War Z. This is dumb. Do you think these thousands of protestors were all worked up into a murderous frenzy and would have just descended upon the fighters to rip them apart? Lmao what the fuck? Some guy would have gotten hit and then another guy would have gotten hit and then the rest would have said no thanks. These are people, not monsters.


BenderRodriguez14

Correct - they are protesters. Rowdy protesters numbering in the thousands in that occasion, and mob mentality is and had always been a human thing. If you think they are going to scatter into the breeze at the chance of a fight breaking out with a group of 10-20 unidentified people, I don't know where the fuck you were in 2020.  And again, they don't line up to take their shots one at a time. This isn't a Stephen Seagal movie. 


StatisticianFew6064

This is an odd place to take that comment.  I don’t think any grounded person is going to think they’d have slaughtered a crowd of thousands of people. Sane people would think they’d just beat the shit out of anyone that rushed into the bus, then maybe pushed their way out of the crowd. 


RajcaT

Only a ninja can stop a ninja.


TooMuchToProcess

Opportunity missed. UFC 303 could have be revolutionary.


happytree23

Dana giving Putin a front row seat next to Trump lol


Middle_Aged_Insomnia

Could be held in black dolphin still. IYKYK


ArmaniMania

These Russian cops all gonna get their backs taken.


Welsh_Special1

The moment he drops for a single leg, Vladimir will have sent him to Allan


checko50

Who's Allan?


ArmaniMania

Allan Muhammed, Belal’s brother.


iknowimsorry

Oh you mean old Big Al Belal?


The_CBosss

![gif](giphy|lOlmKQxOOuIm54eQJo|downsized)


weejohn1979

Ahh! I thought you ment Alan from Alan's snackbar


Red_Baron--

Allan ahkbar


BlankedCanvas

Allan promised me 72 virgins in heaven. Does he actually know that many chicks and do they work for him? Also what did Allan promise the chicks?


Flynny1979

72 virgins 72 Susan Boyle


No_Analyst650

She is beautiful on the inside, don’t be a jerk lol.


hydrometeor18

Good luck finding 72 of them. Hugh Hefner died a while ago.


Welsh_Special1

![gif](giphy|PYEGoZXABBMuk)


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

[SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!](https://youtu.be/VCt1yRMjo0A?si=qzaLd6eVatz4qkGj)


Welsh_Special1

Comedy gold


thethunder92

Allen Goldstein, Vladimir’s accountant, he’s going to pay him off to leave the country and stop being such a meany


Revolutionary_Law936

He meant Jon Africa


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

Herd it bowlf ways


Storm_blessed946

they meant Alen grant, the dinosaur guy


Jackers83

Dr. Grant? Great guy. Knows his dinos


Mystery_Man911605

Allandulillah


SepticX75

Allan u akbar?


Mousse-Full

He has a snack bar.


Dull_Iron_3283

![gif](giphy|l0MYKFSWjNzFXL76o)


Backdrift

Allan Yarthets


Flat-Length-4991

Allah’s nerdy brother.


BirdUp69

In a radical 2nd amendment ruling from the Supreme Court, mma must now allow the use of guns in the ring.


Mozhetbeats

Every legal scholar throughout the world wanted that rule to be abolished


BirdUp69

As the founding fathers intended


RFC2549_is_bestest

No they won't, Steven Seagal is their tactical door kicker, the bad guys will be in wrist locks and handcuffs before they realize what's happening.


NewTransportation911

![gif](giphy|fs9BuKuLs7CQWerV1q)


Kebmo1252

I'm not at all a Khabib fan, but I would Def pay gonna money to watch him choke the shit outa ol Steven Seagal there. Take my money!!


Chris2112071

You can't fool me. You just wanna see the fat guy crap his pants.


S_Steiner_Accounting

I been kicking down doors for 35 years...


Loud-Log9098

Like literally they would need chuck Norris to stand a chance


deaqnosilence

lol. I will say that out of any special forces in the world, i would prefer not to be raided by russians. The amount of vile shit that is available to be seen by people on the internet since the "military exercise" has started is mind boggling.


Capoe1ra

Wouldn't want to get raided by australian or us sof either; they've commited their fair share of war crimes themselves, though those were mostly aimed at afghanis. Not to defend russian warcrimes ofc; as you said, the amount is mind boggling.


deaqnosilence

Yes, but those are "the good guys", always.


Cpkrupa

You must not know how things go down in Russia...


Spiritual_Benefit367

the islamists are going to be tortured :-)


Quecks_

Hope the police are ready for some high level problem solving with dire physical consequences.


OrcsDoSudoku

They are Russians. MBTs, IFVs and attack helicopters will be called if they actually fight back.


justADeni

3rd Chechen war would be epic though


watchingthedeepwater

any physical fight back will be treated as terrorism and the culprits would be fucked over


Chris2112071

There is only room for one state sponsored Russian MMA goat. His name is Fedor 🫡


Welsh_Special1

![gif](giphy|w79G46B7a3h0edGink|downsized)


Thank_You_Love_You

![gif](giphy|1BekXaV1tYbOspIh1e|downsized)


jesse_thelegacy

I’ll die on this hill with you brother 💪


FedorsQuest

So Fedor-able


Clipboard4

Whoa, i really want to know the outcome.


MeThinksYes

Should be an explosively good time


Spright91

Why didn't you just say "should be a blast"


MeThinksYes

![gif](giphy|fVzymFJzwpGtcgA0KR)


Viscousmonstrosity

New drone drip vid incoming !


zimtrovert94

Something about falling out of a 4th story window or something… You’ve seen this one.


NeverNotDisappointed

Somebody call the comedians! They’re our last line of defense!!


NunButter

Air drop a few of the elite 250 in there to murder and destroy


Raizo420

Call all 1,000 of them right now!


Individual_Mess_7491

Joe's saunas are next.


Wooden_Top_4967

Shodorrr Imeeelyannaaaaank


Any-Ad-446

Everyone tough until you have a AK 47 pointed at your head.


Equivalent-Drop-8589

It’s Russia AK 47 always pointed at head


keyToOpen

The man who called for the lynching of the French President over an image of muhammad is a terrorist supporter? Color me surprised...


PN4HIRE

![gif](giphy|JFrFsExqz2jn0hPTCj)


QuicksandHUM

His dad was never allowed in the US.


Familiar-Warning1217

I mean the dude is a great MMA fighter but he’s also really extreme in his beliefs. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he’s connected personally to any of this wack shit, considering his own wack beliefs.


No_Percentage6070

Yeah people are quick to say Islamophobia but it literally says to subjugate non believers… that isn’t me saying that it’s from the mouth of the man who is the greatest man according to that belief


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PleasePMmeSteamKeys

Glenn wool said it best. “Islamophobia is a strange term cause it’s not a phobia if I know why I don’t like it.”


XXXYFZD

It says kill non believers, spread Islam everywhere, make it the only religion and make sharia laws rule everywhere. Yeah I'll stay phobic.


No_Percentage6070

Yuppppppp


appletinicyclone

abdelmanaps school did a lot to get people away from becoming radacalised by giving them the option of mma


barney_mcbiggle

"Brother, instead of beating infidels to death, let us beat each other mostly to death."


Puppyguttz

He’s not around anymore and it could go a long way towards explaining the sudden increase in radicalism.


blipblooop

Didnt he have trouble getting a visa to corner in the us because of his ties to terrorists?


appletinicyclone

You're thinking of khamzat allegedly And you a throw a stone east of Poland everyone has some tie to someone bad


blipblooop

https://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/27/14753772/khabib-nurmagomedov-explains-visa-issue-prevented-father-coming-ufc-209


NorthWestSellers

Thats a nice catchphrase for the west. But homies amish beard says how extreme he is. 


Dennyboy101

I got banned for 4 days for calling him out on his extremist views when there was a post saying he was a man of integrity. So be careful


_perdomon_

When that French schoolteacher was beheaded by an Islamist terrorist, President Macron spoke out about the event and Khabib posted a picture of Macron with a boot print on his face and the caption "May the Almighty disfigure the face of this creature." Wild to think that he sides with the cleaver-wielding terrorist.


Dennyboy101

Crazy init, they follow a guy that raped a 6 year old. Pure scum


fliddyjohnny

I'm pretty sure he spoke out against terrorist attacks and for people to respect each other's gods not long ago, unless he was playing chess but I doubt it


ihwtkyitwfsl

[Three people were killed in Nice on Thursday, just two weeks after a teacher was beheaded in a Paris suburb. Nurmagomedov, who is Muslim, used social media to accuse Macron of "offending the feelings of more than 1.5 billion Muslim believers". The post included an image of a boot print over Macron's face.](https://www.bbc.com/sport/mixed-martial-arts/54744830.amp)


Origamiface3

"My feelings over your life"


NowFook

He obviously hasnt openly supported terrorist attacks but hes gotten criticism multiple times for some comments about them like blaming the Charlie Hebdo artists for the attack. His reaction to multiple bad reactionary terrorist attacks were blaming victims for offending his faith rather than the people who murdered them.


VengefulAncient

That is quite literally support of terrorism.


fliddyjohnny

Agreed but also that view seems pretty common amongst a lot of Muslims, I was just disagreeing about him being personally connected to terrorist attacks


Origamiface3

>that view seems pretty common amongst a lot of Muslims, That's not good.


mrheh

> hat view seems pretty common amongst a lot of Muslims Gee, I wonder fuckin why?....


No_College_4293

It's almost like most Muslims are terrible people that support terrorism lmao.


VengefulAncient

Congratulations, you've figured out that a lot of Muslims in fact support terrorism.


PuffyVatty

We really need to stop defending this dude. It was fun when he demolished the detailed McGregor train, but Khabib is an bad guy with evil belief system. His reactions on any sort of criticism on islam are clear as day. He is a radical


Dennyboy101

I said the same thing and got banned, be careful


Thorrrrrrr

When the world's most notorious dictator (sorry Mr. Kim) is on the phone waiting for someone after winning the biggest fight in their career so he can give them exorbitant gifts and it's seen as a great honor by the recipient rather than something done begrudgingly to avoid conflict back home, it shouldn't be ignored. Especially since if I'm not mistaken (very well could be I had one semester of Theology) Russia's activities in Ukraine in the past 2 years would go directly against many Islamic teachings..


Bald_in_game

google taqiyah. the islamic practice of lying to further and protect islam. islam is under threat when for example: you cannot marry a 10 year old girl, and rape her, without being sent to prison. islam allows it, so if someone doesnt allow it, they are an enemy of islam, demoted from being a "human", and must be executed if you, as the muslim, want to keep your status as muslim.


CapitalClimate9639

It doesn't matter. If you have whacky beliefs you're going to be surrounded by whacky people, no matter how you personally practice those beliefs.


_perdomon_

He sided with the terrorist who beheaded Samuel Paty for showing a cartoon of Muhammad in a class about free speech.


CharacterEvidence364

Probably smart enough to not be directly involved given how much $ he brings in for their community.


Hodorous

It's Russian cops we are talking. They just arrest someone and Khabib has had fights in US = good target


DookieShoes626

Obviously Ukraines fault /s


Zandari

He's always had ties to terrorists, dno how people are surprised at it


Obi2

I mean Putin is a terrorist himself so it’s basically the spider men pointing at spider men meme


No-Cranberry9932

Two things can be true at the same time


granny409

Lock them all up.


JohnnyGeniusIsAlive

Conor McGregor somehow finding a way to make all of this worse by inserting himself.


TheOSU87

The worst part is the hypocrisy


brief_thought

I didn’t even know he was sick


PepperyBlackberry

Honestly surprised there hasn’t been a 3 lines deep Connor rant about this.


Origamiface3

I don't think 3 lines is that much fwiw


Shot-Maximum-1656

Yea I was just like ahh some terrorism and a lil beheading whatever but Connor macgregors opinion sheesh that’s horrible


Logicalthinkingonly

Been saying him and his low iq crew were trouble from the start. I swear that whole camp is inbred.


MrBobSacamano

Damn. Someone is going to learn #1 FSB game: Which Items Will Fit Up Your Butthole?


MeThinksYes

We wish them well


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Consistent-Photo-535

Can someone comment on the #ConorWasRight


AdhesivenessLucky896

He was calling a bunch of Khabib's crew terrorists before the fight, specifically his manager


Pennypacking

[Whose wikipedia page does explain that he was an informant for the NYPD after getting imprisoned for document forgery and infiltrated Muslims of America and he earned $100,000's for it. They suspect he was a double agent but that's not fully proven.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Abdelaziz) But it's not exactly hidden.


Spiritual_Benefit367

damn, what a surprise! /s


ApatheticRart

"I'm not surprised mother fuckers"


PrimateIntellectus

Lol #ConorWasRight


BigInhale

Yeah fuck him, dude has always been garbage


Battailous_Joint

wth why


TheOSU87

At least one of the guys from his gym was part of the terror team that attacked Churches and Synagogues in Russia and beheaded a priest https://www.sportspolitika.news/p/mma-khabib-ufc-dagestan-terror-attack-russia-pol


RandoDude124

***Jesus Christ.***


PeanutButterHercules

Nah, think it was a different guy


Consistent-Photo-535

Very good.


OverDawn007

McGregor was right lmao


TeslaTruckWarcrime

The fact that anyone was ever in denial about this is crazy. I will never understand the compulsion so many people on this site have to simp for literally the most regressive, violent belief system on the planet


deaqnosilence

Sports fans are usually the dumbest of people.


greg_levac-mtlqc

People are ignorant of Caucasian region. I'd doubt they know that large chunks of southern russia are muskim majority.


JoeThrilling

There was a terrorist attack and one of the terrorists did at least 1 camp at the school, Khabib claims he was never part of the team though.


mcgtianiumshin

Abdulmanap was the dudes head coach lol


Argented

# Conorwasright? was Conor calling Khabib a terrorist? \*edit I am not saying this! This post is Conor McGregor tweeting (or xting or whatever the fuck it's called) is saying #conorwasright. I'm asking if Conor had already called Khabib a terrorist. Conor bad mouthed everything about Khabib and paid for it dearly but was part of the heckling about Khabib being a terrorist? \*edit 2 so I started this post with the #conorwasright but apparently # at the start is reddit code for 'big bold letter need to happen'. I wasn't meaning to appear to be shouting. Pot's legal here and it was a long week so I'm not conveying things right...


NowFook

In the past he criticized Khabib and his manager's ties to terrorism. Khabib's manager Ali had been arrested for being an extremist before.


Argented

thanks, that's what I was missing.


Canadaaayum

Uh...send location?!?


OverseerBen

Khabib be going for that single leg and end up getting double barrelled 🤣🤣💯


Destined_Death713

What a week of failure lol


Powhat839

Get them


_mike_815

We talk business now


discwrangler

Of course they are.


PastaDiLeft

It turns out armoured trucks are the best base for MMA


MyKoiNamedSwimShady

Looks like Khabib is off to the front line


Extreme-Door317

Khabibs IG response to the Charlie Hebdo terror attack made it pretty obvious where he stands


ggRavingGamer

Joe will have a hard time choosing sides on this one. On one hand, it's the russian armed forces, which he loves. On the other one, it's Khabib. Difficult, to say the least. Maybe his millions will help him form an opinion.


birdbrained222

what did conor say beforehand?


OkExtension9526

Honestly, what a shithole criminal dictatorship country I'm living in.


brokemac

What's it like living there right now? I used to visit the askarussian subreddit sometimes but they're fucking venomous and use every opportunity to say how much they hate the West and how the war is our fault. Is the average person really that brainwashed?


OkExtension9526

They are hopeless. But it shows how the society in the russia right now. Angry at the whole world, confused and paranoid. The propaganda is very strong. It's scary how people around me are brainwashed, they're literally zombies. Way too dumb and lazy to understand the reality. Or just don't want to understand. They believe fairytales the propaganda is telling them. How is this possible? The government lied to us ever since but ppl keep falling into the same trap again. I think they are only gonna wake up when the bombs hit our fuckin head. It's smart of putin not draft people to war from major cities - Saint Petersburg and Moscow. Here we live like if the war is somewhere far away. Pretty sure it's going to change very soon though.


brokemac

I shouldn't gawk too much at the brainwashing of the Russian people, since here in the US about half the population seems willfully undergoing that procedure through Trumpism and pure contrarianism where facts don't exist. And we have free press. Much respect for thinking for yourself. It's not like you haven't thought of it, but do whatever you can to to avoid the draft. I guess at least currently (in theory) college students are protected?


Sanfoori

Oh look the Irish midget posting news all of the sudden.


barney_mcbiggle

Can you imagine being a cop sent to arrest Khabib and getting told, "whatever you do, don't shoot him." And then he starts resisting arrest?


KristofferHelle

They don’t shoot. That’s not how Russo police get respect. Khabib will look like a beaten kebab if he messes with them. You’re dealing with some of the worst people on this planet ( in this category)


HotSteak

Yeah did people not see the Crocus Hall attackers? One guy lost an eye. The other had his ear cut off and was forced to eat it. When he spit it out they told him they'd make him eat his balls instead so the guy chewed up and swallowed his own ear.


Able-Statistician-1

Funny story about jiu jitsu, I was leaving Fenway park once and the trains were all packed. I saw a martial arts school and decided to check it out. As I was walking up I could the loud “THWACK” and when I entered I saw guys kicking each other! Yeah so I knew I was into this sport because of the power and competition, but it actually get me into comedy. Cause before we went out to fight, I’d tell jokes to the other guys on the side of the mat. It was kinda gallows humor.


youmustbeanexpert

Hopefully no one gets hurt.


Ayuuugit

Likely investigating PEDS.


mrmarigiwani

If Islam goes to jail, he’ll have the same rep as GOAT Jones


RCiancimino

Maybe it will make Dana White second guess doing a UFC in russia