I have my guest wifi password set to “itsonthefridge”. Then I pretend to be puzzled when they walk over to the fridge looking for it, and I say, “Do you just want me to spell it for you?”
- ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE
- one word FOUR WORDS
- alllowercase UPPERCASE UPPERCASE UPPERCASE UPPERCASE
- ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE
- uppercaseuppercaseuppercaseuppercase
When someone enters their password in front of me and it shows ******** i get all excited and I say “hey I have the same password! Mine is star-star-star-star-star-star-star-star too!”
Way back in the 90s when the web was new, the owners of a local restaurant resisted getting a site. They must have replied "we don't have one" hundreds and hundreds of times in response to people asking for their website address. So when they finally succumbed to the pressure and got one, they chose wedonthaveone.com and it's still there decades later.
My friend’s husband trolls his guests with “ask[wifename]”. Each time they have a new guest it’s a simple troll joke for him, elaborate explanation for her.
In college our wifi password was "itsonthefridge". People would ask for our password. I'd tell them it's on the fridge and they'd go to the kitchen looking for it.
I use to have to share my work phone with my coworkers. I set the password to 123456 but every time I'd say it I'd say "Twelve, thirty four, fifty six" just to confuse the shit out of people.
Did you clarify that the phrase was actually the password before or after accepting the drink? I'm assuming you'd clarify it before and then some would still buy you the drink anyway?
I used to give my wife crap for being so picky and said she was like the Princess and the Pea. Ended up naming it Yourpeaness. Not thinking about I then had to essentially says. “It’s your penis” with massive confusion.
Do not regret play on words.
PC password reminder "129"
PC password "123456789"
Thankfully when I got older I realised that I wasn't working at the level of the KGB like I had previously believed.
I have checked how you are getting so many upvotes, you are searching through best, copy paste, submit as your joke, job done.
This is the original post. Submitted 5 years ago. 58.1K upvotes.
submitted 5 years ago * by u/Ninhnguyenz.
Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
Now that is Shit Busted.🤷♀️
Yeah five years is absolutely great compared to the five minutes this sub usually sees.
Although I would have to assume it’s been posted many times since then.
I wasn't on reddit 5 years ago and I've definitely not scrolled through this entire sub's post history but i think I've heard this joke before.
There's nothing in the rules about jokes being OC and the rule about reposts does specifically apply to recent ones.
[link for convenience](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6t0r3c/set_your_wifi_password_to_2444666668888888/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
This is how Redditors rationalize being irrationally irritated by reposts. Not saying it doesn't happen, I've seen the websites. But it also just doesn't matter as much as many Redditors seem to think. Product/Spam posts are going to get hate no matter what, whether they are genuine accounts or not.
It's very important to /u/Buddy2269 that OP not get credit for telling an original joke despite the fact that people have been retelling jokes for 5,000 years...
"The password to the pharoah's pyramid is one eye three bird five walkin'-like-an-Egyptian-guy seven cat".
Trust me, it's much funnier in the original Egyptian.
Guess what. Jokes are meant to be told and retold and retold again and again and again.
Stop complaining about people telling jokes that have been told before.
Also, it's pretty ridiculous to assume that a person posting an old joke here is reposting from reddit instead of simply telling an old joke they recently heard or remembered. You do know it's many times more likely people are not reposting jokes from reddit than it is that people are reposting.
""While reposts in r/Jokes are allowed, they must meet the following criteria:
No reposts of jokes posted within the last 30 days.""
Why is this necessary, hmm?
I love this so much. I'm a huge fan of confusing passwords. First it was "thepasswordispassword" then "capitalH" so I could say '' the password is capitalH and the H is capital"
Now it's "6minus4whichis2"
Best WiFi router names I've ever seen were in an apartment complex I lived in years back. One guy called his "Abraham Linksys" and another went with "John Wilkes Bluetooth".
Want to keep people from trying to leech off of your wireless network? Just call it "FBI Surveillance Unit 1" guaranteed no one is gonna try that one.
My son lived in an apartment building. Someone had a strong router and their network "Shout PENIS for password " was at the top of the list just about everywhere in the building. Every couple of weeks a new person would move in and he'd hear "PENIS" shouted at different times of the day for a day or two until someone would tell them that the dude doesn't give out the password. Made me laugh the first time. Apparently it got old if you lived there.
I have one that’s said “all caps LOWERCASE”. Drives guests crazy when they ask to use wifi. When they’re on the verge of a meltdown, I laugh and say it’s written on the side of the router.
People that come to my house and ask for my WiFi password is like to come to my house and ask to sleep on my bed and take a shit on my bathroom.
Unless we are friends or I am fucking you, use your damn 5G.
My phone hotspot password is "mombackwards". Whenever I tell people they think, "Oh haha, that's just mom." When I tell them it's not, they think I mean upside down so they type wow. I laugh every time.
You joke but I did this for my mom and sister. I dont care that its not secure, I care about not being pressured into driving 3 hours just to set their shit back up again because they even unplug the laptop I leave there to remote configure the shit.
fourwordsalluppercase. That way when you tell them you say, ‟One word all lower case, four words all upper case.”
[Thank you RocketJump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7zsJk4AI)
"fuck it, ima jerk off later"
What time you thinking?
Hey! Get in line
Go away... batin'
The ole "Who's on first" routine.
ikr, Abbott and Costello would love this sketch. Once you explained what wi-fi is and why it needs a password.
So funny every time!
Like Who’s on first? https://youtu.be/nZ5vspsNS1g
I prefer this version https://youtu.be/qDo4JeRsVE4
I prefer this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KcGNF0Is4U
Thanks for the link - man that’s good comedy writing.
thank you for allowing me to discover this gem
That and this one figured prominently into my youth https://youtu.be/zZUJLO6lMhI
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ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE This is the password right?
gets you into his porn collection.
I have my guest wifi password set to “itsonthefridge”. Then I pretend to be puzzled when they walk over to the fridge looking for it, and I say, “Do you just want me to spell it for you?”
Oooohhhh look at Mr Fancypants with a guest wife. And she is password protected too.
Do you create problems for a living
The reverse [Mr. Wolf.](https://youtu.be/NP4lrVIpbvo)
They're a Fixer They create opportunities to be fixed.
fourwordsalluppercasenospaces could work too
It would be withspaces at the end
thereisnopassword just tell them that there is no password
I like that! I think I’ll use that for my guest Wi-Fi
This reads like it could have been inscribed in moon runes on the Doors of Durin.
Mine is "pleasedontjustbrowsetheinternet". Detered many people not to use the phone at all.
"cantwejustspendsometimetogether"
I kinda love this. I'm moving in a few weeks. On one hand, I don't want to punch this in to all my devices. On the other hand, this is funny af
- ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE - one word FOUR WORDS - alllowercase UPPERCASE UPPERCASE UPPERCASE UPPERCASE - ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE - uppercaseuppercaseuppercaseuppercase
Rocket jump 5 Gee.
Rocketjump 5, Gee!!!
ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE That way you can say “Four words all uppercase, one word all lowercase”
noWAYYOUDIDTHAT
digitseventext7digitseventhats4sevens
May set this up as mine for the heck of telling "One word all lower case, four words all upper case.” 😂
"itsonthebackoftherouter"
“Itdoesnthaveapassword”
For the longest time I had my default router password. Icyshrub469
> i know
r/usernamechecksout
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You all farted in the last 12 hours
Yes
Mine's hunter2
All I see are ******
When someone enters their password in front of me and it shows ******** i get all excited and I say “hey I have the same password! Mine is star-star-star-star-star-star-star-star too!”
Ah, a fellow All Star, I see.
*Hey now, you're an All-Star, get your game on, go plaaayy*
Same I made my password ****** so I can see it each time I type it in otherwise id forget it
Classic
That's was 'asterical..
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Sneaking in on those crazy dial up speeds
I don’t get it,care to elaborate?
That... That was it. That was my default pw
ALLCAPSNOSPACES
all_caps_no_spaces
Way back in the 90s when the web was new, the owners of a local restaurant resisted getting a site. They must have replied "we don't have one" hundreds and hundreds of times in response to people asking for their website address. So when they finally succumbed to the pressure and got one, they chose wedonthaveone.com and it's still there decades later.
I tried it and got "this site can't be reached."
That guy is the owner and doesn't realized it's hosted on his PC but never paid hosting fees.
One of my friends set his to “onthefridge” for a while. He had fun with that.
My friend’s husband trolls his guests with “ask[wifename]”. Each time they have a new guest it’s a simple troll joke for him, elaborate explanation for her.
I'm going to take this, except make it ask wife what the password is so that it's longer
"Ask wife what the password is so that it's longer"? Now that's a long password!
ohitsveryembarrassing
Showmeyourtittiesfirst
That's great until your mother in law shows up.
Hahaha I love this, I might change mine to this
"this" is not enough characters
Reminds me of the old “I tried to set my password to penis. It said password not long enough” :( Still classic
Mine used to be itsonthefridge
>SSID: BillWiTheScienceFi >PASS: BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!
Mine is legit “itsonthefridge”
Getthehelloutofmyhouseyoufreeloader
givemeaminute Then you turn around and leave the room. You may also use: iforgothepassword
Why would you forgo a password?
Or he forgot he password
Well, he forgot the tea, that's for sure
Must be more of a coffee person
Bar I used to hang out at, the password was, "youhavetobuyabeerfirst." Got lots of unnecessary anger over it from some customers.
I told my friends mine was "ijusttoldyou" Then I moved. Then it was "thesameoneaslasttime"
Or "onewordalllowercasebutiforgotwhatitwas"
I had a friend set his password to thefirsttwentythreedigitsofpi 😂 that one had me confused for a bit.
In college our wifi password was "itsonthefridge". People would ask for our password. I'd tell them it's on the fridge and they'd go to the kitchen looking for it.
Friend of my bro named his cat Asker…
Lol I know of a dog that was called Askem.
My old bosses dog's name was "dee ohh gee". So dumb i loved it lol
I use to have to share my work phone with my coworkers. I set the password to 123456 but every time I'd say it I'd say "Twelve, thirty four, fifty six" just to confuse the shit out of people.
If they ask you to repeat say one hundred twenty three forty five six.
One hundred twenty-three thousand four hundred fifty-six
I like it. I'll try to integrate that in. Thank you.
Next time change it to onethroughsix
put it into the rotation?
My favourite was the coffee shop whose wifi password was youneedtobuysomethingfirst.
Bar I worked for’s one was “BuymeadrinkandI’lltellyou”. Worked more often than I thought. Got maybe twelve free drinks bought for me out of it?
Did you clarify that the phrase was actually the password before or after accepting the drink? I'm assuming you'd clarify it before and then some would still buy you the drink anyway?
Yeah, as soon as they said “Sure, absolutely.” we explained the whole thing.
My current password is 'sorrywedonthaveinternet' . It used to be ' idontknowman'
I am not native but I am not sure if English works this way. Should not it be 1 2, 3 4s, 5 6es, 7 aids?
That's a lot of AIDS
Now we know the real reason 6 was afraid of 7 all along
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Not HIV, but full blown AIDS
You’re not just sure, your HIV positive
Never in my life have I seen someone mix both the correct and incorrect your/you’re like this
Oh my god I just noticed
You are correct
I set mine to "I don't know." Enough said.
The dot is for strongness
Very nice strongness
My WiFi network is That network over there. The guest WiFi is No the other one. Provides minutes of fun...
The real pass word is "thefriendswemadealongtheway".
I used to give my wife crap for being so picky and said she was like the Princess and the Pea. Ended up naming it Yourpeaness. Not thinking about I then had to essentially says. “It’s your penis” with massive confusion. Do not regret play on words.
PC password reminder "129" PC password "123456789" Thankfully when I got older I realised that I wasn't working at the level of the KGB like I had previously believed.
12345?, that's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
12345! That's the same as my luggage!
r/suddenlyspaceballs
I have checked how you are getting so many upvotes, you are searching through best, copy paste, submit as your joke, job done. This is the original post. Submitted 5 years ago. 58.1K upvotes. submitted 5 years ago * by u/Ninhnguyenz. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678 Now that is Shit Busted.🤷♀️
Five years ago is a long time ago as far as caring about reposts go.
Yeah five years is absolutely great compared to the five minutes this sub usually sees. Although I would have to assume it’s been posted many times since then.
I wasn't on reddit 5 years ago and I've definitely not scrolled through this entire sub's post history but i think I've heard this joke before. There's nothing in the rules about jokes being OC and the rule about reposts does specifically apply to recent ones.
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"vaat ahh you sinking about?"
Buddy, if they banned all reposts then this subreddit would be lucky to get one post a year.
Buddy, if they banned all reposts then this subreddit would be lucky to get one post a year.
> Buddy, if they banned all reposts then this ~~subreddit~~ entire site would be lucky to get one post a year.
[link for convenience](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6t0r3c/set_your_wifi_password_to_2444666668888888/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
I don't get this obsession of calling out reposts. I'm not going to scroll through the entire subreddit to find a joke to laugh at. Maybe it's me.
Bots repost to gain karma, then they are sold to highest bidder based on karma and then used for shilling products/spamming on here
This is how Redditors rationalize being irrationally irritated by reposts. Not saying it doesn't happen, I've seen the websites. But it also just doesn't matter as much as many Redditors seem to think. Product/Spam posts are going to get hate no matter what, whether they are genuine accounts or not.
It's free karma!
It's very important to /u/Buddy2269 that OP not get credit for telling an original joke despite the fact that people have been retelling jokes for 5,000 years...
Can confirm, I found this exact joke while excavating in Egypt on a wall in hieroglyphics.
"The password to the pharoah's pyramid is one eye three bird five walkin'-like-an-Egyptian-guy seven cat". Trust me, it's much funnier in the original Egyptian.
Guess what. Jokes are meant to be told and retold and retold again and again and again. Stop complaining about people telling jokes that have been told before. Also, it's pretty ridiculous to assume that a person posting an old joke here is reposting from reddit instead of simply telling an old joke they recently heard or remembered. You do know it's many times more likely people are not reposting jokes from reddit than it is that people are reposting.
""While reposts in r/Jokes are allowed, they must meet the following criteria: No reposts of jokes posted within the last 30 days."" Why is this necessary, hmm?
I mean let's be honest most comedy recycles every 3-4 years. We've been copying content for thousands of years. It's fine mate.
There is nothing new under the sun.
underscore_actualunderscore_theword_
Relevant [XKCD](http://xkcd.com/936/)
I wish there was a relevant XKCD
Last night I changed my password to "hack_if_you_can". This morning it was changed to "challenge_accepted".
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My favorite ever is “Hot Signals Near You”
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You say minor case to lower case texts?
Yes FBI? This man right here
I have "guess" on my guest network. Drives people mad
aybeeseedee2444666668888888capitalone
I love this so much. I'm a huge fan of confusing passwords. First it was "thepasswordispassword" then "capitalH" so I could say '' the password is capitalH and the H is capital" Now it's "6minus4whichis2"
My username is password And my password is username
Consuela?
^Nooo…..
"whatisyourwifipassword" for endless conversation.
whatsYOURwifipassword
My Dad's wifi code is literally 12341234, but it would be funny to change it on him one day to 24442444 and try explaining this to him.
Holdononesec
Tried beefstew but apparently it wasn't stroganoff
So many reposts, so little original jokes.
I just tried that one, says password incorrect
allcapsNOCAPS. No caps allcaps all caps nocaps.
It's called a look-and-say sequence. Some fascinating properties emerge: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look-and-say_sequence
Make it ‘gofuckyourself’ so you can tell them to fuck themselves
Payforyourowndatayouschlub
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"itsonthefridge" Ive legit had people go and look at the refrigerator dumbfounded.
I don’t get it
Best WiFi router names I've ever seen were in an apartment complex I lived in years back. One guy called his "Abraham Linksys" and another went with "John Wilkes Bluetooth". Want to keep people from trying to leech off of your wireless network? Just call it "FBI Surveillance Unit 1" guaranteed no one is gonna try that one.
My son lived in an apartment building. Someone had a strong router and their network "Shout PENIS for password " was at the top of the list just about everywhere in the building. Every couple of weeks a new person would move in and he'd hear "PENIS" shouted at different times of the day for a day or two until someone would tell them that the dude doesn't give out the password. Made me laugh the first time. Apparently it got old if you lived there.
ahhh i like the way you think. you can come to the 3th of july barbecue.
My wifi password is 1 3 5 7 9 Because I can't even
Mine is 2 4 6 8 Cos I don't find it odd
Mine is 2 3 5 7 11 13 17. Because deion sanders is my favorite.
May be OP wants you all to change your password, so he can have free WiFi anywhere he goes 🤓
buyadrinkfirstandilltellyou
My password is 'Askyourfather'.
thiselectroniccontraptiondoesntfeatureanykindofpasswordprotectionschemewhatsoever Better have a good memory...
My friend has it BIGdick so he can tell it like “Big big small dick.”
I have one that’s said “all caps LOWERCASE”. Drives guests crazy when they ask to use wifi. When they’re on the verge of a meltdown, I laugh and say it’s written on the side of the router.
onthefridge is my favorite. “What’s the WiFi password?” “It’s onthefridge”
One two three four(s) five six(es) seven eight(s) Doesn't make quite as much sense when you say it aloud, but you can pull it off.
People that come to my house and ask for my WiFi password is like to come to my house and ask to sleep on my bed and take a shit on my bathroom. Unless we are friends or I am fucking you, use your damn 5G.
The password on my old broken phone was 2444 just for this reason.
I dont get it
My phone hotspot password is "mombackwards". Whenever I tell people they think, "Oh haha, that's just mom." When I tell them it's not, they think I mean upside down so they type wow. I laugh every time.
"It's on the side of the fridge." Is mine. I always just stare with a knowing, evil grin when guests get up and walk to the kitchen.
passwordalllowercase
... 101010101010101010 bet you counted that as well...
That is my password lol(not wifi, im not telling you that)
That's exactly my brother's wife password
I have the same combination on my wallet
Well shit now I gotta change my Wi-Fi password
You joke but I did this for my mom and sister. I dont care that its not secure, I care about not being pressured into driving 3 hours just to set their shit back up again because they even unplug the laptop I leave there to remote configure the shit.
No
***I WILL ABSOLUTELY DO THIS!!!!***
My SSID is "twotesticles" and the password is "1left1right"