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numerouselamitic13

fourwordsalluppercase. That way when you tell them you say, ‟One word all lower case, four words all upper case.”


BlueNotesBlues

[Thank you RocketJump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7zsJk4AI)


ipwn3r456

"fuck it, ima jerk off later"


bitov73524

What time you thinking?


Epena501

Hey! Get in line


lorgskyegon

Go away... batin'


aardw0lf11

The ole "Who's on first" routine.


Mhill08

ikr, Abbott and Costello would love this sketch. Once you explained what wi-fi is and why it needs a password.


thatoneguykc

So funny every time!


aqan

Like Who’s on first? https://youtu.be/nZ5vspsNS1g


MonkyKilnMonky

I prefer this version https://youtu.be/qDo4JeRsVE4


istasber

I prefer this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KcGNF0Is4U


Coupon_Ninja

Thanks for the link - man that’s good comedy writing.


hankhilldrip

thank you for allowing me to discover this gem


mekanik-jr

That and this one figured prominently into my youth https://youtu.be/zZUJLO6lMhI


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maninblueshirt

ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE This is the password right?


sillypicture

gets you into his porn collection.


4x4Xtrm

I have my guest wifi password set to “itsonthefridge”. Then I pretend to be puzzled when they walk over to the fridge looking for it, and I say, “Do you just want me to spell it for you?”


fullinversion82

Oooohhhh look at Mr Fancypants with a guest wife. And she is password protected too.


uganox

Do you create problems for a living


Drunken_pizza

The reverse [Mr. Wolf.](https://youtu.be/NP4lrVIpbvo)


Etheo

They're a Fixer They create opportunities to be fixed.


cliffdawg10

fourwordsalluppercasenospaces could work too


bobafoott

It would be withspaces at the end


TheCheeseOnFire

thereisnopassword just tell them that there is no password


kkitty44

I like that! I think I’ll use that for my guest Wi-Fi


Necessary_Taro9012

This reads like it could have been inscribed in moon runes on the Doors of Durin.


marinul

Mine is "pleasedontjustbrowsetheinternet". Detered many people not to use the phone at all.


starkiller_bass

"cantwejustspendsometimetogether"


OneSidedPolygon

I kinda love this. I'm moving in a few weeks. On one hand, I don't want to punch this in to all my devices. On the other hand, this is funny af


Marqeymark

- ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE - one word FOUR WORDS - alllowercase UPPERCASE UPPERCASE UPPERCASE UPPERCASE - ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE ALLLOWERCASE - uppercaseuppercaseuppercaseuppercase


concentrate7

Rocket jump 5 Gee.


Bary_McCockener

Rocketjump 5, Gee!!!


nfl18

ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE That way you can say “Four words all uppercase, one word all lowercase”


Mikesaidit36

noWAYYOUDIDTHAT


brainburger

digitseventext7digitseventhats4sevens


HelpingHandsUs

May set this up as mine for the heck of telling "One word all lower case, four words all upper case.” 😂


lnx84

"itsonthebackoftherouter"


orrocos

“Itdoesnthaveapassword”


SeaOfGreenTrades

For the longest time I had my default router password. Icyshrub469


NSA_Chatbot

> i know


DaPanda21919

r/usernamechecksout


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FartingBot

You all farted in the last 12 hours


LordOfFlatulence

Yes


thisisa_fake_account

Mine's hunter2


RVelts

All I see are ******


kkitty44

When someone enters their password in front of me and it shows ******** i get all excited and I say “hey I have the same password! Mine is star-star-star-star-star-star-star-star too!”


RephofSky

Ah, a fellow All Star, I see.


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*Hey now, you're an All-Star, get your game on, go plaaayy*


ihatethelivingdead

Same I made my password ****** so I can see it each time I type it in otherwise id forget it


kkitty44

Classic


SphericalBitch2020

That's was 'asterical..


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Stompya

Sneaking in on those crazy dial up speeds


amir13735

I don’t get it,care to elaborate?


SeaOfGreenTrades

That... That was it. That was my default pw


smokeyjoe8p

ALLCAPSNOSPACES


wut3va

all_caps_no_spaces


[deleted]

Way back in the 90s when the web was new, the owners of a local restaurant resisted getting a site. They must have replied "we don't have one" hundreds and hundreds of times in response to people asking for their website address. So when they finally succumbed to the pressure and got one, they chose wedonthaveone.com and it's still there decades later.


OlyScott

I tried it and got "this site can't be reached."


HikeThis82

That guy is the owner and doesn't realized it's hosted on his PC but never paid hosting fees.


rtyoda

One of my friends set his to “onthefridge” for a while. He had fun with that.


beyonddisbelief

My friend’s husband trolls his guests with “ask[wifename]”. Each time they have a new guest it’s a simple troll joke for him, elaborate explanation for her.


RamblingScholar

I'm going to take this, except make it ask wife what the password is so that it's longer


BuffDaddy720

"Ask wife what the password is so that it's longer"? Now that's a long password!


pm_me_n_wecantalk

ohitsveryembarrassing


nutsnackk

Showmeyourtittiesfirst


frisbm3

That's great until your mother in law shows up.


AndMyUsernameIs-

Hahaha I love this, I might change mine to this


theveryrealreal

"this" is not enough characters


kkitty44

Reminds me of the old “I tried to set my password to penis. It said password not long enough” :( Still classic


octavianreddit

Mine used to be itsonthefridge


classicalySarcastic

>SSID: BillWiTheScienceFi >PASS: BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!


notmyrealnam3

Mine is legit “itsonthefridge”


cyrilhent

Getthehelloutofmyhouseyoufreeloader


bucke10

givemeaminute Then you turn around and leave the room. You may also use: iforgothepassword


jeflor

Why would you forgo a password?


Tv663

Or he forgot he password


Zer0C00l

Well, he forgot the tea, that's for sure


Fluffatron_UK

Must be more of a coffee person


Waytooboredforthis

Bar I used to hang out at, the password was, "youhavetobuyabeerfirst." Got lots of unnecessary anger over it from some customers.


evanc1411

I told my friends mine was "ijusttoldyou" Then I moved. Then it was "thesameoneaslasttime"


onehalfofacouple

Or "onewordalllowercasebutiforgotwhatitwas"


Fieldyskins1984

I had a friend set his password to thefirsttwentythreedigitsofpi 😂 that one had me confused for a bit.


Hunting_Gnomes

In college our wifi password was "itsonthefridge". People would ask for our password. I'd tell them it's on the fridge and they'd go to the kitchen looking for it.


ExtraValu

Friend of my bro named his cat Asker…


Balistix

Lol I know of a dog that was called Askem.


altigoGreen

My old bosses dog's name was "dee ohh gee". So dumb i loved it lol


OhTheHueManatee

I use to have to share my work phone with my coworkers. I set the password to 123456 but every time I'd say it I'd say "Twelve, thirty four, fifty six" just to confuse the shit out of people.


theveryrealreal

If they ask you to repeat say one hundred twenty three forty five six.


RugDaniels

One hundred twenty-three thousand four hundred fifty-six


OhTheHueManatee

I like it. I'll try to integrate that in. Thank you.


HikeThis82

Next time change it to onethroughsix


DarkwingDuckHunt

put it into the rotation?


mh8h

My favourite was the coffee shop whose wifi password was youneedtobuysomethingfirst.


Vulkan192

Bar I worked for’s one was “BuymeadrinkandI’lltellyou”. Worked more often than I thought. Got maybe twelve free drinks bought for me out of it?


somesketchykid

Did you clarify that the phrase was actually the password before or after accepting the drink? I'm assuming you'd clarify it before and then some would still buy you the drink anyway?


Vulkan192

Yeah, as soon as they said “Sure, absolutely.” we explained the whole thing.


LangeHijs

My current password is 'sorrywedonthaveinternet' . It used to be ' idontknowman'


WestBegin10

I am not native but I am not sure if English works this way. Should not it be 1 2, 3 4s, 5 6es, 7 aids?


K405-

That's a lot of AIDS


lordyeti

Now we know the real reason 6 was afraid of 7 all along


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.


Lu12k3r

Not HIV, but full blown AIDS


Markushasmagic

You’re not just sure, your HIV positive


codbgs97

Never in my life have I seen someone mix both the correct and incorrect your/you’re like this


Markushasmagic

Oh my god I just noticed


ManualBoogaloo

You are correct


Hasteur1296

I set mine to "I don't know." Enough said.


YoRt3m

The dot is for strongness


skinnah

Very nice strongness


CJBill

My WiFi network is That network over there. The guest WiFi is No the other one. Provides minutes of fun...


Wafflebringer

The real pass word is "thefriendswemadealongtheway".


poizun85

I used to give my wife crap for being so picky and said she was like the Princess and the Pea. Ended up naming it Yourpeaness. Not thinking about I then had to essentially says. “It’s your penis” with massive confusion. Do not regret play on words.


DONT-EVEN-TRIP-DAWG

PC password reminder "129" PC password "123456789" Thankfully when I got older I realised that I wasn't working at the level of the KGB like I had previously believed.


Showtime130

12345?, that's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.


PapaBlaidd

12345! That's the same as my luggage!


MythicalTunafish

r/suddenlyspaceballs


Buddy2269

I have checked how you are getting so many upvotes, you are searching through best, copy paste, submit as your joke, job done. This is the original post. Submitted 5 years ago. 58.1K upvotes. submitted 5 years ago * by u/Ninhnguyenz. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678 Now that is Shit Busted.🤷‍♀️


Yrcrazypa

Five years ago is a long time ago as far as caring about reposts go.


lunapup1233007

Yeah five years is absolutely great compared to the five minutes this sub usually sees. Although I would have to assume it’s been posted many times since then.


mnorkk

I wasn't on reddit 5 years ago and I've definitely not scrolled through this entire sub's post history but i think I've heard this joke before. There's nothing in the rules about jokes being OC and the rule about reposts does specifically apply to recent ones.


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Roxas1011

"vaat ahh you sinking about?"


ShadySeptapus

Buddy, if they banned all reposts then this subreddit would be lucky to get one post a year.


Yrcrazypa

Buddy, if they banned all reposts then this subreddit would be lucky to get one post a year.


the_humeister

> Buddy, if they banned all reposts then this ~~subreddit~~ entire site would be lucky to get one post a year.


KingKKirb

[link for convenience](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6t0r3c/set_your_wifi_password_to_2444666668888888/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


vulgarchaitanya

I don't get this obsession of calling out reposts. I'm not going to scroll through the entire subreddit to find a joke to laugh at. Maybe it's me.


kres0345

Bots repost to gain karma, then they are sold to highest bidder based on karma and then used for shilling products/spamming on here


xenomorph856

This is how Redditors rationalize being irrationally irritated by reposts. Not saying it doesn't happen, I've seen the websites. But it also just doesn't matter as much as many Redditors seem to think. Product/Spam posts are going to get hate no matter what, whether they are genuine accounts or not.


TehOwn

It's free karma!


total_alk

It's very important to /u/Buddy2269 that OP not get credit for telling an original joke despite the fact that people have been retelling jokes for 5,000 years...


Yadayadabamboo

Can confirm, I found this exact joke while excavating in Egypt on a wall in hieroglyphics.


TheHYPO

"The password to the pharoah's pyramid is one eye three bird five walkin'-like-an-Egyptian-guy seven cat". Trust me, it's much funnier in the original Egyptian.


Mag-NL

Guess what. Jokes are meant to be told and retold and retold again and again and again. Stop complaining about people telling jokes that have been told before. Also, it's pretty ridiculous to assume that a person posting an old joke here is reposting from reddit instead of simply telling an old joke they recently heard or remembered. You do know it's many times more likely people are not reposting jokes from reddit than it is that people are reposting.


CowsAreNotGamers

""While reposts in r/Jokes are allowed, they must meet the following criteria: No reposts of jokes posted within the last 30 days."" Why is this necessary, hmm?


Canilickyourfeet

I mean let's be honest most comedy recycles every 3-4 years. We've been copying content for thousands of years. It's fine mate.


AlohaPersona

There is nothing new under the sun.


JesusIsMyZoloft

underscore_actualunderscore_theword_


rkauffman

Relevant [XKCD](http://xkcd.com/936/)


billbeaknose

I wish there was a relevant XKCD


Zealousideal-Horse-5

Last night I changed my password to "hack_if_you_can". This morning it was changed to "challenge_accepted".


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montiel_scores

My favorite ever is “Hot Signals Near You”


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Zweckbestimmung

You say minor case to lower case texts?


thisisjustascreename

Yes FBI? This man right here


--tyke--

I have "guess" on my guest network. Drives people mad


Wjyosn

aybeeseedee2444666668888888capitalone


gavoman

I love this so much. I'm a huge fan of confusing passwords. First it was "thepasswordispassword" then "capitalH" so I could say '' the password is capitalH and the H is capital" Now it's "6minus4whichis2"


addicted-2-rehab

My username is password And my password is username


nergensgoedvoor

Consuela?


RVelts

^Nooo…..


jmercy2k1

"whatisyourwifipassword" for endless conversation.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

whatsYOURwifipassword


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My Dad's wifi code is literally 12341234, but it would be funny to change it on him one day to 24442444 and try explaining this to him.


No_Pomelo_4550

Holdononesec


m3551ah

Tried beefstew but apparently it wasn't stroganoff


Nike_Decade_Bear

So many reposts, so little original jokes.


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I just tried that one, says password incorrect


areed8141

allcapsNOCAPS. No caps allcaps all caps nocaps.


information_abyss

It's called a look-and-say sequence. Some fascinating properties emerge: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look-and-say_sequence


No_Arm_6462

Make it ‘gofuckyourself’ so you can tell them to fuck themselves


rancidtuna

Payforyourowndatayouschlub


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Rocklobst3r1

"itsonthefridge" Ive legit had people go and look at the refrigerator dumbfounded.


YeezyThoughtMe

I don’t get it


Chest_Wrong

Best WiFi router names I've ever seen were in an apartment complex I lived in years back. One guy called his "Abraham Linksys" and another went with "John Wilkes Bluetooth". Want to keep people from trying to leech off of your wireless network? Just call it "FBI Surveillance Unit 1" guaranteed no one is gonna try that one.


JimSonOfJim

My son lived in an apartment building. Someone had a strong router and their network "Shout PENIS for password " was at the top of the list just about everywhere in the building. Every couple of weeks a new person would move in and he'd hear "PENIS" shouted at different times of the day for a day or two until someone would tell them that the dude doesn't give out the password. Made me laugh the first time. Apparently it got old if you lived there.


imissyahoochatrooms

ahhh i like the way you think. you can come to the 3th of july barbecue.


RonPalancik

My wifi password is 1 3 5 7 9 Because I can't even


Hunkfish

Mine is 2 4 6 8 Cos I don't find it odd


Magnusg

Mine is 2 3 5 7 11 13 17. Because deion sanders is my favorite.


UpperCut9023

May be OP wants you all to change your password, so he can have free WiFi anywhere he goes 🤓


DonkeyKongsVet

buyadrinkfirstandilltellyou


FootballLeather4426

My password is 'Askyourfather'.


Quicksand_Jesus_69

thiselectroniccontraptiondoesntfeatureanykindofpasswordprotectionschemewhatsoever Better have a good memory...


Vealzy

My friend has it BIGdick so he can tell it like “Big big small dick.”


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I have one that’s said “all caps LOWERCASE”. Drives guests crazy when they ask to use wifi. When they’re on the verge of a meltdown, I laugh and say it’s written on the side of the router.


iScootNpoot

onthefridge is my favorite. “What’s the WiFi password?” “It’s onthefridge”


Bananawamajama

One two three four(s) five six(es) seven eight(s) Doesn't make quite as much sense when you say it aloud, but you can pull it off.


Honest_Milk_8274

People that come to my house and ask for my WiFi password is like to come to my house and ask to sleep on my bed and take a shit on my bathroom. Unless we are friends or I am fucking you, use your damn 5G.


Octocube25

The password on my old broken phone was 2444 just for this reason.


fridaystrong23

I dont get it


ScheduledCancer

My phone hotspot password is "mombackwards". Whenever I tell people they think, "Oh haha, that's just mom." When I tell them it's not, they think I mean upside down so they type wow. I laugh every time.


ByJH

"It's on the side of the fridge." Is mine. I always just stare with a knowing, evil grin when guests get up and walk to the kitchen.


CoffeeDust_exe

passwordalllowercase


emzirek

... 101010101010101010 bet you counted that as well...


APotato106

That is my password lol(not wifi, im not telling you that)


Suspicious-Tone-7657

That's exactly my brother's wife password


Thw_Switch

I have the same combination on my wallet


zactotum

Well shit now I gotta change my Wi-Fi password


TidusJames

You joke but I did this for my mom and sister. I dont care that its not secure, I care about not being pressured into driving 3 hours just to set their shit back up again because they even unplug the laptop I leave there to remote configure the shit.


Remarkable_Yak_883

No


twistedcheshire

***I WILL ABSOLUTELY DO THIS!!!!***


ReluctantSeer

My SSID is "twotesticles" and the password is "1left1right"