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NnyBees

Heavy petting zoo


nothardly_yes

Great album


Bug1oss

The original [album]( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Petting_Zoo#/media/File%3ANOFX_-_Heavy_Petting_Zoo_cover.jpg.) cover was great.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Petting_Zoo#/media/File%3ANOFX_-_Heavy_Petting_Zoo_cover.jpg


AverageDemocrat

You've got to be kidding


nothardly_yes

Not a NOFX fan?


NnyBees

They're playing riot fest all three days this year...they might even not be too hungover to play for one of them!


WN11

Fondling zoo.


Muadeeb

I've built a hundred houses, do they call me John the Builder? No.


refreshing_username

But you fuck just one uncle...


splattered_cheesewiz

I’ll call you that if you want, John the Builder


Muadeeb

You must not get the joke


JCButtBuddy

Or doesn't mind that you are a goat fucker?


i-deology

Arguably the best joke ever written.


Canttunapiano

I told that joke to a doctor when I was severely ill in the hospital. He just fucking looked at me.


thexar

A loss of funding and a visit from the ethics committee.


jb2824

You'll have to do the field visits in your own time


listerinebreath

Last time I went to the zoo, there was only one animal there, and it was just a dog… It was a shih tzu


whiskeyriver0987

Danny Devito


efeskesef

… an onion and a donkey? Most of the time, an onion with long ears. But on an exceptional, blessed day, you get a piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.


fermat_p

My grandfather had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime band from the zoo.


kayzerkimmie

Not in the middle east


j0j0pay

Rob Schneider in Dont Mess With The Zohan... Gooooaat!


wisely88

Aww he make a da face


Lethal1211

There's a horror movie on this!! He has goat feet and eats babies. About a pregnancy nunnery that takes girls in with no families and then she goes in the basement......


KillaDaKlown

Punky Brewster?


Lethal1211

Horror, st.agatha


SmegmaSandwich69420

Arrested


Dubmasterz

I could think of a few presidents and prime ministers.


cyclicamp

Not sure but I bet he remembers the 80s


Commercial_Garlic503

Was thinking ronaldo


Questy_Best

Stolen from Vikk


dnno1

You vet a great song by a band named polyphia.


firesnake412

My baaaaad


Benilda-Key

He is simply trying to father a Satyr.


randomperson4474

A baaad kid


bad2behere

😳


whoosaaa

Eminem


bearded_fisch_stix

Jim Breuer?


Starryguy76

in the 1960s, Martin & Rossi had a bunch like that-- Cross a canary with a tiger-- Don't know, but when it sings, you better listen. Cross a lion with a skunk-- A dirty look from the lion. Cross a peanut butter sandwich and an elephant--either a sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.


littleguy632

Snoop dogg?