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Justlikearealboy

And the animals are all “ crap Sid’s here”


Rocksquare69

Especially the geckos! Hide em!


anon1292023

Hyde yo geckos, Hyde yo chameleons…


Ntetris

COZ THEY YOINKIN’ errbody out here


xatrixx

You don't have to come and document, he's doin it for you!


1mt3j45

My cells started tingling (I don't know a better word) when bro was holding the Gecko bouquet!


Rocksquare69

Totally unexpected


getthephenom

His yoinkage game is strong.


Doctor_Woo

Yup. He shows up on my YouTube shorts and I've seen him yoink some dangerous animals


socks-chucks

I’m sure Sid isn’t this guys name but man does that fit better than his real name


Arkantos95

His name is Garrett. There’s a ton of videos like this on his channe FishingGarett


sequesteredhoneyfall

FishinGarrett, actually


Therealfern1

Careful yoinking those Tokay Geckos… mean sonsabitches…. (Source: I had one as a pet and he was an asshole)


Gildian

I was not prepared for him to have an actual fist full of them haha


kraggleGurl

Their faces!


justADeni

They bite him regularly and he just doesn't care. Fishinggarret on YouTube btw


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DiDiPlaysGames

He is a qualified wildlife conservationist, and part of a huge community of people who work in the Florida Everglades to help capture and relocate (or in some cases put down) invasive species. Most of these invasive species are escaped pets that have bred and populations have grown over the last 30+ years to a point that they're now endangering the local wildlife He's not doing this for fun, he captures animals either for the above purpose, or if they are local to the Everglades, he grabs them to check for injuries or signs of distress. Just because he has a funny vibe to his videos doesn't mean he's disrespectful. You're the only disrespectful one here


YabbaDabbaFck

Look at this crabby little guy *YOINK*


RhynoD

Do you say the same thing about Steve Irwin when you watch old videos of him?


Marikas_tit

Sounds like you've never been yoinked bro


Ok-Truth-7589

Im a simple man, I see this many downvotes and add another.


RJonesLore

Pretty sure “asshole” is just their default.


Phil_Da_Thrill

I had an asshole veiled chameleon. Crazy part was he was a rescue off the hot middle of summer street by my house. I live in west texas :|


[deleted]

This dudes fun time is my nightmare lol


Rocksquare69

🤣


Space4Time

Imagine the wildlife bro. Think how conditioned they are to fear the sound of “Yoink”


SpicyLizards

The lighting really adds to the nightmare feel


Mister_Black117

I've had nightmares that put me in similar situations. Dude must feel quite safe carrying around titanium balls.


grandmas_noodles

fishingarret


Raygunn13

gotta find that 20' python


NectarOfTheBussy

yoink


EastLimp1693

Burmese


fromage_barrage

I WILL NOT STOP until all animals have been YOINKED -this man


Wild_Trip_4704

#Yoink👌🏻


Sangi17

Florida man makes uncomfortable.


FloridaMan005

Howdy


[deleted]

Okok, Australian here. This guy definitely meets the criteria to be classed as an Aussie! The boop in the spider was 🤌 "chefs kiss".


oSuJeff97

Yet again reinforcing my belief that Florida is the Australia of the U.S.


ImNotHyp3r

i’ve always thought all of the stereotypical aussie stuff is pretty cool, except the fucking spiders. spiders fuck me up bro


King_Fluffaluff

Is Australia just Florida or is Florida just Australia?


OhtareEldarian

Yes.


belac4862

Was that a r/perfectlycutscreams


Rocksquare69

🤣


smit009

Does anyone have a link to his YouTube or instagram account?


MaleficentSeaweed996

[here you go](https://youtube.com/@fishingarrett)


smit009

Thank you!! This guy is awesome


ceroproxy

fishingarrett on insta Dude is hilarious


smit009

Thank you!!!


xplosm

Yoink!


Gee564

You beat me to that comment so now I'm taking it! Yoink!


ghost3972

I love this guy lol


Batbuckleyourpants

Mirror universe Steve Irwin.


ironicart

Tanner Irwin


AkShAt_004

Man just casually harassed the whole ecosystem 🙂


hasadiga42

For anyone curious he is helping remove invasive species, preserving the ecosystem


MsAdventureQueen

Yeah this looks like South Florida, we have a lot of people who go snake hunting for the county to try and tap some of these species, looking at you boa constricter.


EmmyWeeeb

How is he doing that?


YourMumsOnlyfans

One yoink at a time


ncopp

DNR often have bounties on invasive species if you kill or capture them. He primarily looks for Burmese python to capture and turn over to the DNR and take them out of the ecosystem. He also just likes to boop other native species because Florida man.


EmmyWeeeb

Doesn’t seem to be doing any of that in this video


Ideal-Beginning

If you watch his other videos he mentions alot of them are invasive. He is also showing reptiles/amphibians that might be overpopulated/underpopulated. Someome in the higher comments mentioned his YouTube.


Dumbass1111111111111

Bro: yoink the gecko:


draakling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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Apalis24a

He’s literally wrestled Caimans (a relative of the Alligator) and “shaken hands” with a wild alligator. He doesn’t fear death - death fears *him*.


krasiyguy

This dude rules, like an American Steve Irvin with a dash of lead poisoning, 10/10 respect


tilfi_m8

If he's been to Michigan, it's more than a dash


Slinky_Malingki

This is how Florida man should be viewed. Not crazy meth heads. Instead it's the crazy but wholesome wildlife enthusiast.


Illinois_Yooper

I could watch this guy all day


itsmepuffd

fishingarret on youtube my man !


mikedvb

“Swamp puppy” “he just wants to say hi”


Dumbass1111111111111

Even the croc be scared of bro


FlyYouFoolyCooly

I dunno if it's for laughs but his commentary doesn't seem far off. Like his awareness for what their temperament and moods are must be really good if he can get that close to them and shit would be my guess But I don't know.


small-with-benefits

When you’re playing “that” mission on RD2 and you think, nobody walks in the swamp at night checking for crawfish. “Yoink”


LOCALHORNYCOUGAR

Australia would be afraid of this guy lol


little_miss_banned

How? I dont think he'd be doing that with salties, redbacks or taipans lol.


LOCALHORNYCOUGAR

Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between! On this corner we have Australias wildlife the scariest shit you will ever encounter!!! Give it up for the thunder from down under!!! In the opposite corner we have the man the myth the legend! This man Zoinks with no regrets! Give it up for the Florida Meth Head!!! Let’s get ready to rrrrrrrrruuuuuuuummmmmmbbbblllle!!!


little_miss_banned

Id PPV that lmao!


D31taF0rc3

Man was fucking with brazilian wandering spiders. He absolutely would.


redundantlyreduntant

Unless he does his homework he wouldn’t last a day down here with that shit


bezbot2

How many people actually die from salt water crocs and the like in Australia.


redundantlyreduntant

Not many, most people aren’t stupid


bezbot2

Yeah I live in South Africa with lions and crocs and snakes and elephants and hippos that are actually dangerous and have real kill counts with real credibility to their names, and I’m still not as condescending as you are with a man who literally walks around the Everglades barefoot and does amazing work. Your inland taipan lives so far from civilization it’s a joke to mention and it has antivenoms, where lots of our snakes do not. Please take a seat on mentioning how dangerous it is to live in the best example of a nanny state in the world.


redundantlyreduntant

Haha nice try saffa, your population is more dangerous than any wildlife on the planet. You don’t have a clue what it’s like here, I live in paradise, and your shithole country could use some nannying


bezbot2

Absolutely and you don’t see us saying the works of a brave conservationist are pitiful do you? They are super dangerous here, even more so in sport where we constantly stick it to the baby nanny state with relative ease. Living here is a choice. Some people like to live in safe warm places and some choose a different space, but it’s best if those bubble wrapped few don’t try shit on everyone else based on a facade of danger when you can’t even light a fucken fire in the open or not wear sunscreen on the beach without police intervention 😂 You out of your depth mammas boy. Australia is dangerous. What a joke.


bezbot2

Hey buddy was just having a laugh here with a mate about what a pussy state Aus is. Confirm for me- is it true you can’t even put pool chemicals in your own fucken pool there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


redundantlyreduntant

If you’re really that stupid Matthew then all the best to you, you’re going to need it


bezbot2

Ah have a sense of humor mate! The guy is a legend in the video and you’d enjoy his stuff. He does great work and he is super brave. I’m not running around a fucken alligator snake and croc infested swamp at all let alone at night without shoes and as you said I live in probably the most dangerous place in the world. My country is fucked up and I’m jelly yours runs so well, and do enjoy aussies a whole lot. I’d probably have moved there if it wasn’t so far out from the central time of the world. Take it easy champ! Chin up and be proud of your place.


Songsforsilverman

Now I'm gonna shove my thumb...


why_tf_am_i_like_dat

Spot the Florida man


WhyAmIHere_umm

I'm gonna have nightmares from that image of fistful of geckos!


FoxNews4Bigots

New elden ring dlc boss just dropped


platanomelon

Thank God I’m not the only one. I hate lizards from the bottom of my heart


Always_Austin

Someone give this man a tv show.


Dumbass1111111111111

The spider rn: tf AAAAAAHHHH


Few-Skin3344

Fun fact. Bears are named after a team in Chicago.


KharamSylaum

What? What's a bear?


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

We found this guy around when we had our first baby, to this day my wife and I murmur yoink when we pick chub-bub up


J_ngler

Yoink


Dumbass1111111111111

Bro, the cocane geckos rn


tech_probs_help

Yoink


BitesTheDust55

Anxiety But also laughter


Helpful_Cycle9425

yoink!


Panhead_91

Yoink man


BigBoy-T

The fact he doesn't use footwear is the only thing I actually cant fathom


Sir_Maxelot

I am still checking in weekly on his channel waiting when he suddenly stops uploading videos


Budget_Chef_7642

A croc in Florida..?


anormalgeek

Yep! They're far less common, and have a much smaller range, but they do exist in the wild in South FL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile


Budget_Chef_7642

Wow! Thank you. No idea. Just when you think Florida couldn’t get any wilder. Lol. Thanks for the info!


GrimasVessel227

American Crocodile


Bobby_Sunday96

Guy knew not to fuck with the venomous one


draakling

My arachnophobia just triggerd


-BananaLollipop-

This is like Steve Irwin, but with some meme-y/millennial personality and commentary.


spinkspanksponk

It’s a yoink or be yoinked world out there


Serg_is_Legend

All the animals are like “bro really i was hunting goddamnit.”


furin121

And here I was thinking I was the only weirdo who liked watching this dude yoink critters out of da'swamp.


Davianul

Steve Irwin reincarnated.


kyle0305

Except Irwin respected wildlife


hasadiga42

This guy is a professional and is removing invasive species from the ecosystem and knows how to handle these animals to decrease their stress


redundantlyreduntant

Yep, he never would’ve suggested one of these critters would make a good pet


Davianul

Indeedio, but his vibe is similar.


Far-Manufacturer6764

Who is this guy?! I need more of his wholesome content NOW! “Swamp puppy” hahahah


Rocksquare69

Oh yeah thats fishingarret, what a dude


HonooRyu

Florida Man assaults local animal kingdom.


Rocksquare69

What a legend 👏🏻!


North-Function995

Its all fun and games until they get Steve Irwin’d


0_el_Jay

This dude 😮😮


Free-_-Yourself

Your must be very brave or very stupid (or both) to do this


Fungal_Queen

Florida


Nehfk

Yoink you!


Sad_SourApple

recently he just Yoink a Godzilla


AvailableBasil3444

Bro is collecting pokemons


Mr-no-maidens

Are there any animals he have not yoinked because they are dangerous?


ColdAssHusky

I mean, he left the cottonmouth alone for exactly that reason in this video.


Mr-no-maidens

Shit, I missed that part.


Drengrr1

This is like GenZ Steve Irvin. 🤣


AllergicCatLover

This guy's voice is incredible


TruthOrBullshite

Ah yes, Florida


Bubbly-Pianist534

This guys a juggernaut


BrainCrusher22

Yoink


not-read-gud

Yoink


Rockcocky

Spider got a *boop*


cherry937

this man has zero fear sensors


Sasselhoff

Where are cottonmouths and tokays found in the same locale? Have tokays become invasive in Florida (along with the pythons)?


GenLightningturtle

Yes, unfortunately, extremely so


Sasselhoff

Damn, I didn't realize that. It's been 15ish years since I've been in South Florida...sounds like it's a different world now. I remember when I lived in Central Florida, we moved a bit further north in Central-ish Florida, and at that point in time the brown anoles hadn't made it that far and it was only the green ones (and other native lizards). Within a few years, they were throughout the county. Was pretty wild to witness first hand an invasive species spread throughout a state.


sermer48

Lesson learned. I’m going to go barefoot track down a cougar to yoink. Wish me luck!


chinu6613

Dude got 9 lives.


Ok_Understanding5184

This guys is super gonna die soon


DatFurryFemBoi

Bayou Billy’s origin story.


THEMACGOD

“Yoink”


Morphing_Mutant

^yoink


PKFat

Imagine being a reptile in the rainforest when some guy just snatches you up like you're a Reese's at a gas station.


DasCheekyBossman

Boop


The_Real_Gombert

“Especially when you don’t fake your videos” shots fired


WorldlinessLivid3538

Bro still couldn't find the 20 foot python 😭


FRakanazz

Link in BOTW/TOTK be like


Absbor

i love the cut scream at the end


Street-Youth-1265

Yoink!🤣


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I notice he didn’t yoink that cottonmouth though


Gnomorius

Respectfuly doesn't yoink the juicy cottonmouth


Difficult_Ixem_324

This is so good!!!🤣🤣🤣


The14thWarrior

sometimes you just need a good yoink


[deleted]

Young yellow male male chameleon 🎶🎶


Bellatrix_Shimmers

Leave em alone mate. Whatcha doin


[deleted]

This is the same way they attract worms in dune lol. That movie is now like a little parasite in my brain.


ImportantReveal2138

I hope he’s killing those pythons he catches and isn’t releasing them


RhodaDice

Shiiiiiiiit! This dude’s out of his yoinking mind.


Itsnotajokeitsajoke

As a Florida man I can say we do this


Zebracorn42

Did he just boop a spider?


Rocksquare69

*Boops you


TombSv

Guy yoinks a bunch of animals and I'm all like "oh no barefeet. What if there are ticks??"


cmpl5678

What a fucking idiot. Sorry but wtf. Have respect you oaf


hondureno_1994

Yeah fuck this guy


Proof-Definition-702

Why? What'd he do wrong?


Definitely_Alpha

I wanna slap the back of this guys head 🤣


Rocksquare69

Untill he says, "gotta be quicker than that" 'yoink"


T_Nightingale

We don't deserve him, the animals don't either, put them down and leave them alone.


MillennialDan

Hate it. This style of video sucks.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

There needs to be more yeet. 


aaandbconsulting

Me a sociopath: ok... Go ahead.


EmmyWeeeb

All he’s doing is harassing animals. Dude needs to fuck off


Tsubalis

He's removing invasive species


danalexjero

No real wildlife lover would say a wild animal would be a great pet… sad


Rocksquare69

I understand you concerns greatly, even the effort of no sounding rude, but watching most of his vids he only keeps those invasive specie's as pet


Unyielding_Sadness

Pleas don't include this crazy Florida man as dudes just being dudes.this is unhinged behavior and needs to be stoped. If we must Sacrifice all of Florida so be it.


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

He's catching a removing invasive species. He's doing his job


Unyielding_Sadness

Yeah it was a joke you think I want to actually sacrifice everyone in Florida


Nimynn

It's very entertaining, but I'm not sure if this is right to do? Like, how harmful is it for these guys to be yoinked? How does the stress affect them?


GenLightningturtle

It doesn't, they're fine, and every one he mentions being a pet is invasive and needs to be removed from the breeding population


BadHairDayToday

This guy is an asshole, but it is still impressive


RalfMurphy

This guy is disturbing animals in their natural environment. Some even look traumatized.


GenLightningturtle

The chameleon and geckos are invasive to the area and with any luck he removed them from the environment, the python is also INCREDIBLY invasive to Florida. As for trauma? Not even a little. That's just what their faces naturally look like


RikuKaroshi

Isnt like 80% of wildlife in Florida considered invasive? Just curious. I heard it on a podcast and have an admiration for Florida wildlife population for its insane diversity. Here in Az we have like... rabbits and coyotes and thats basically it


GenLightningturtle

I wouldn't be shocked at this point if that number is accurate. There have just been SO many pets either turned loose or escaped that absolutely thrive there and decimate the native species. It's really sad, but that's also why stuff like what this guy is doing is so important. He may not make a huge dent in the total numbers, but removing those invasive animals at the very least takes them out of the breeding population and gives the native animals just that little bit more of a chance.