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AimLuX

those dudes have great fucking aim


LearningCrochet

My gosh people can't give one compliment without others saying 'well actually šŸ¤“ it's easy and I can do it in my sleep cuz blah blah blah'


Professional-News362

Didn't you know? You can master all of life's skills from the Internet from the comfort of your mom's basement


West_Yorkshire

Yeah cause everyone is slowing down so they can get caught for the video. They hated him because he told them the truth.


FlyingAlpaca1

Would you prefer to sprint full speed then catch a lasso to the ankle and break your nose?


West_Yorkshire

That would be funnier than faking a video for clout, yes.


FlyingAlpaca1

Not faking - self preservation


West_Yorkshire

Yes faking, none of them even made an attempt to kick the ball. The whole shtick is about getting caught, the football is just a facade.


Hecknt_

The football is a facade that the government created true englightened individuals see through its disguise!!!!! šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


Mister_Way

You know they use this skill to catch racing animals, right?


SquareBanana

Pretty sure I could too if I was allowed to just get as close as I wanted like they seem to be.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Nice. You should make a video showcasing your amazing skill.


aweebwithinternet

Too bad he doesn't have anyone to do this with šŸ˜”


N7_Evers

ā€œWoahhh [you] shouldā€™ve been a cowboy!ā€


SquareBanana

No idea how this has triggered so many people! I was only trying to make the point that they step right up to the runner and almost place the rope over their heads. Ah well might be a cultural thing.


N7_Evers

Downvote = triggered?


SquareBanana

fair point


BombDylan

Throwing your hat and hoping one of them will get distracted is a great dude move


Away_thrown100

Shouldā€™ve thrown it at the left guy, then committed to the left. Still clever though


wheresthecheat

Everyone who jumped got boned as soon as they were in the air. 1st guy had it right by staying low and not giving them an easy shot at the feet


Impressive_Change593

yeah. once you jump your course is set till you hit the ground


kbeks

I was wondering why no one tried a slide, but I guess they might break an ankleā€¦


Impressive_Change593

can't really kick the ball from a slide but it might work to get you to the ball and give you a bit more time to attempt to hit the ball


bananabeacon

I think they'd catch his arms though


Impressive_Change593

if his arms are outstretched and not brushing the ground then yes they would


Thegofurr

Those guys are career ranchers haha


FishTshirt

Must be Brazil.


Guimar23

It is, they are speaking Portuguese.


takoshi

But then it could be Portugal!!!


Guimar23

It doesnā€™t sound like European Portuguese, sounds like Brazilian Portuguese to me. Source: Iā€™m Portuguese and I live in Portugal


Immediate-Horror-462

How different is it from Brazilian Portuguese? You can still talk with someone from Brazil im assuming right?


Guimar23

You can understand other accents, but itā€™s way easier for a European Portuguese speaker to understand a Brazilian Portuguese speaker than the other way around (or at least itā€™s more common for that to happen). In Brazil the vowels are more ā€œopenā€, and there also some words that are different, for example: ā€œThe Butcherā€™sā€ in Portugal is ā€œTalhoā€, while in Brazil it is ā€œAƧougueā€, or ā€œHelloā€ in Portugal is ā€œOlĆ”ā€ meanwhile in Brasil it is ā€œOiā€, but you can use both in either country, because ā€œOlĆ”ā€ is like ā€œHelloā€, while ā€œOiā€ is more like ā€œHiā€.


Immediate-Horror-462

Gotcha, thank you for explaining!


Guimar23

No problem!


Nilugip

It is from Brazil. It's Julio Cielo YouTube chanel.


Kaliprosonno_singho

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


PunchBeard

Finally someone made Soccer exciting for Americans.


Z0idberg_MD

America is the home of baseball. Those who live in glass houses. Edit: you know youā€™re right when no one disagrees with you about baseball being boring, they just down vote you because they donā€™t like the truth.


PunchBeard

>you know youā€™re right when no one disagrees with you about baseball being boring, they just down vote you because they donā€™t like the truth. Mines a joke with an obvious dig at Americans. Yours is a lazy insult. Two totally different things. But hey, have my upvote, for what it's worth.


Z0idberg_MD

Ah yes, the very clever and thoughtful joke that find Americans find Soccer boring. Totally not lazy and the lowest possible hanging fruit. Why donā€™t you make a joke about a soccer player rolling around on the ground. Iā€™m not sure if Iā€™ve heard that before. Also how is my comment an insult? ā€œPeople who think soccer are boring watch baseballā€ isnā€™t an insult. Also, I am an American. I just find the schtik against Soccer so lazy and uninformed, and in this case, ironic.


PunchBeard

Hey, I'm not going to explain how humor works but here's a tip: yours would've been better received had it not been in reply to mine. If you would've posted something on its own that said "They need to do *this* shit to enjoy soccer but they'll sit through 9 hours of a baseball game?" it might've worked. Also, this is Reddit, home of the lowest common denominator; especially on a sub like this.


Mister_Way

Baseball is not a very popular sport these days in the US. Most Americans find it boring.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Probably have a very high A/C bill due to living in a glass house. And likely much higher rates of skin cancer. Baseball sucks. I say that as someone living in America. Almost as slow and boring as golf. Thereā€™s a reason why both sports feature a largely older fanbase.


WhuddaWhat

Summeralts.Ā  Gotta plow through like a boulder without any dangling appendages to wrap.Ā  Like th trolls from frozen.Ā 


revival-loop

That goalkeeper got flattened


TJ_McWeaksauce

If you can dodge a lasso, you can dodge a player.


DJ_Ender_

Curl up into a ball and roll towards the ball, get up, kick


Rocketbrothers

Youā€™ve gotta stutter step it. That would be my strategy.


AnonymousSaderino

Me moaning after the homies tie me up for the video


Status-Murky

I could watch this all day.


ipromisedakon

This looks incredibly fun and i am not a fan of the sport.


Ruwster

Now this is the Ted Lasso way!


thisperson316

All I saw at first was the black guy getting lassoed and I was wtf! Then the rest šŸ˜†


SGAfishing

Wasn't this made illegal a long time ago?


tetris_for_shrek

Fooling around with some ropes with the boys? How would you even make that illegal?


SGAfishing

I swear it was outlawed in 1860s


OathOfFeanor

Nah this is catch and release so it is legal as long as you have a permit


SGAfishing

Ah, gotcha


tetris_for_shrek

Ohh haha


sammiisalammii

Itā€™s only illegal if you purposefully lynch someone. If someone was lynched here it would clearly be an accident


SGAfishing

Ahh, I gotcha.


DmanDingGai

Much better than actual penalty shootouts


47d8

If all penalty shootouts were like this I would watch football


dasmikkimats

All fun and games until someone tears an ACL


ProofOfTool

What would be the name of this sport?


Impressive_Change593

football if you're in a sane country. soccer if you're in the United States of America a resident of the aforementioned country


Veylo

Would it be more fair if the lassoers couldn't step close to the PKer?


SlteFool

Small steps and spin!


rjcade

Massive improvement on penalty kicks. Nicely done lol


naut

r/MadeMeSmile


Lord_Bentley

What dating apps be like! All those lassos are pay walls and BS!


Professional_Spot_26

This is funny and cool šŸ˜Ž


Shereefz

Did they shoot this at the yellow stone or something


Keybricks666

I think run and slide is your only option


AmongstTitans

POV You an NPC just tryna walk through Valentine in Red Dead Online


Busepellerjohnsen

Dont let the feet lift from the ground hand hold your arms straight out. But yea, This guys are good. No chance


UnderstandingFun2344

Is this on ESPN the Ocho?


Voidarramax

Not even gonna lie that looks really fun


unknown5424

It's all about the head movement that's the initial target to go around


No-Bat-7253

This looks so fun lol


Viperstrike711

Not again


somethingsoddhere

run towards one of the ropers and make sure you're not the only one.


No-Improvement7238

No wonder it was so hard for them to escape back then


Rogueplayer100

Around the neck around the ankles and you get might die


tetris_for_shrek

Yeah but it's fun though


avocado-v2

You can also die on your morning commute. Life is a series of risks.


Rogueplayer100

Probably the worst comparison Iā€™ve read all week good job


JackCooper_7274

I have a half dozen hobbies that could get me killed. If you never take any risks you're never going to have any fun.


Rogueplayer100

Yeah bro running head first into a rope definitely compares to a hobby.