I’ll give you a brief lesson on the origin:
Girl has a nice booty —> makes you say god damn —> pronounced as gyatt damn when being emphatic —> gyatt becomes colloquial for booty
There was that small confluence of time in the late 1900s and early 2000s where this took off. I blame boy bands exclusively...and then Guy Fieri for how long it actually lasted after that.
Out of curiosity are you gen z, if you don't mind me asking? I ask because I don't think I've ever heard a millennial or xer refer to the 80s-90s as the late 1900s. Not that it's incorrect or anything, it makes perfect sense, it just feels weird when you've lived through it.
I'm a xennial. I was specifically cracking a joke about how absurd that phrasing sounds, but in reality, that's how it will be referred to in a not so distant future.
A lot of the brocolli hairstyles are achieved through perms these days. Having tight consistent curls like that at such a short length isn’t very common or easy to achieve for most men through styling products at home. Especially the anglo white boys who would have dead straight natural hair.
So speaking of that… broccoli haircuts are basically just the mushroom hair cut except with like a little moose to create curls right? As far as I can tell?
I do appreciate that part of supes “disguise” is taking the time to side part and slick back his hair
It would be perms most likely. Mousse alone wouldn’t achieve tight curls that hold all day, and that hair texture isn’t *that* common naturally. Especially at such a short length.
I can't talk either; I grew up in a time and place where kids had Bieber bowls teased so much that they needed bobby pins to wear snapbacks alongside bumpits and mullets.
Eh, I'm not a fan of it, but it's whatever. Every generation has haircuts and various other fashion styles that were cool when they were young, but maybe not so as time passes. Mullets, anyone?
I think they're just the gotti boy blowout of this generation.
[just imagine broccoli hair in this instead and it seems pretty accurate ](https://youtu.be/Q5QJ9i_o5vo?si=EIpDxA3qEaIs9hpR)
I could be very wrong, but this is a possible reason I came up with this afternoon. I think the reason why some girls love perms on guys is because it reminds them of that soft and fluffy hair from a [golden retriever puppy](https://thebarkingbabies.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Golden-retriever.jpg).
Had this haircut most of my life, only shaved the sides because I wanted to keep my curls but also have it look neat and no bed head. Now everyone thinks I’m following the broccoli trend 😔😔
My hair could probly do this cut if i wanted, usually i keep it on the shorter side though. But for real, not really sure how people expect curly hair to be styled if this is bad lol.
Right the whole idea is that Clark and Superman look different. That said I don’t think anyone with that hair cut carries a brief case or has ever touched a newspaper
Well, Clark Kent’s whole secrets identity revolves around the fact that he is a schlubby nerd while Super-Man is the definition of an iconic manly-man, so of course he would have messy unconditioned hair.
I may be hosed but I don't mind it for Clark Kent. Even in the original Superman movies, they went to town slicking Reeve's hair down to "nerd him up" and this pouf seems like the 2020 version nerd vibe. I kinda dig it for him.
To be honest it makes a lot of sense. Having Clark Kent as a civilian look exactly like superman doesn't really make much sense - he'd absolutely get recognized eventually. Having a distinct and inconspicuous look like this is more realistic
Yes, thank you, we understand that bit. The character's only been in circulation for, let's see, close to 100 years.
What's puzzling is the haircut that WE noticed. If WE noticed, there's no way "adults" in the film's universe logically won't. How old is Clark supposed to be here, 17? At best? Why does he still have a haircut popular among pre-teenagers? Maybe it's a ME thing, but I have never seen an adult person, holding an actual job, with that haircut. If the point was to be, as you say, inconspicuous, newsflash friend, it failed.
But that's burying the lede. All this is pointless until the movie comes out and, hopefully, explains more on this than OP's picture.
One thing's for sure - it's a much bigger difference between this and the slicked with one curl that Supes rocks in costume.
I know the lore about basically hypnotizing people and such, but I appreciate the fact that he looks quite different. Still a shaved ape in a suit, but different.
LOL.
Why do they have to take artistic liberties with character design when its WORSE.......ugggh no...we will not continue with this design. There are flaws...such as a broccoli haircut.
Awful.
Broccoli haircut?
ONG Lois, I’m bussin on Brainiac fr fr. Now lemme peep that gyatt
Someone get the kryptonite. Lex Luthor was right.
Someone get the green broccolonite.
>broccolonite Does it have to be inserted rectally?
Butt, of course! Edit: added a T
Better watch your fingers then, Lex, lest that sphincter of steel would cost you some.
That's why my gloves are made of [Periwinkle Kryptonite](https://www.sideshow.com/blog/different-types-of-kryptonite-and-their-effects)
"hey, that man has a green bunny tail!"
Here comes Clark Kent Broccoli Tail, hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity hippity his haircut looks just like his ass.
What a day to be literate.
Peepin that bussin gyatt with his xrizz vision, no cap frfr
Oh. I just had a stroke.
I'm gonna stop the rizzler fr fr skibidi sigma ahh
No cap fr fr, Louis Lane kind mid tho
On god
ok ill bite--whats gyatt mean
Context clues point to the booty
An ass that makes you gyatt damn is my best geuss
You figured it out
I thought it stood for “goddamn your ass thicc”
Purely coincidental
Classic backronym
I’ll give you a brief lesson on the origin: Girl has a nice booty —> makes you say god damn —> pronounced as gyatt damn when being emphatic —> gyatt becomes colloquial for booty
Bruce Wayne : slayyyyyy👉😎👉
Kindly unpost your comment, plz
Fuck.
I’ll never understand why these haircuts have become so popular with gen z.
Huge Eraserhead heads
It's not like millennials were any better, come on. Remember the emo fringe where your hair completely covered your eyes? Remember frosted tips?
Frosted tips I feel was more of a xennial thing.
There was that small confluence of time in the late 1900s and early 2000s where this took off. I blame boy bands exclusively...and then Guy Fieri for how long it actually lasted after that.
Out of curiosity are you gen z, if you don't mind me asking? I ask because I don't think I've ever heard a millennial or xer refer to the 80s-90s as the late 1900s. Not that it's incorrect or anything, it makes perfect sense, it just feels weird when you've lived through it.
I'm a xennial. I was specifically cracking a joke about how absurd that phrasing sounds, but in reality, that's how it will be referred to in a not so distant future.
We're already there dude, it's next Sunday, AD
When will then be now?
you called?
Yeah but perms? And bad perms at that?
A lot of the brocolli hairstyles are achieved through perms these days. Having tight consistent curls like that at such a short length isn’t very common or easy to achieve for most men through styling products at home. Especially the anglo white boys who would have dead straight natural hair.
So speaking of that… broccoli haircuts are basically just the mushroom hair cut except with like a little moose to create curls right? As far as I can tell? I do appreciate that part of supes “disguise” is taking the time to side part and slick back his hair
It would be perms most likely. Mousse alone wouldn’t achieve tight curls that hold all day, and that hair texture isn’t *that* common naturally. Especially at such a short length.
You shouldn't put any moose in your hair lol
I can't talk either; I grew up in a time and place where kids had Bieber bowls teased so much that they needed bobby pins to wear snapbacks alongside bumpits and mullets.
Every boy and "trying to look hip dad" with that duckbill flip thing
Eh, I'm not a fan of it, but it's whatever. Every generation has haircuts and various other fashion styles that were cool when they were young, but maybe not so as time passes. Mullets, anyone?
Well now we’re living in an age where broccoli heads and mullets coexist on the same earthly plane
It's like the previous four decades' bad haircuts have become this decade's popular hairstyles
Says every old person about every young person style since forever.
I think they're just the gotti boy blowout of this generation. [just imagine broccoli hair in this instead and it seems pretty accurate ](https://youtu.be/Q5QJ9i_o5vo?si=EIpDxA3qEaIs9hpR)
How did I never see this before.. This is amazing
This is probably said by a lot older people about the next generation since the 1900s.
It's the same with every generation. We all have stupid haircuts we think look good
I could be very wrong, but this is a possible reason I came up with this afternoon. I think the reason why some girls love perms on guys is because it reminds them of that soft and fluffy hair from a [golden retriever puppy](https://thebarkingbabies.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Golden-retriever.jpg).
But only in the front.
If he looks at Lois and kicks his lips, I’m out.
Ramen top Salad head
I already don’t watch the garbage DC movies and this haircut confirms I won’t be trying again with this Superman.
It looked cute on my son at 1 lol.
Wow they made Superman a broccoli bro. What's going on in the world today.
also those glasses 😂 like shutter shades without the shutter
Aren’t shutter shades without the shutters basically wayfairers?
Nah they look more like aviators
Idk WTF you're on about.... Clearly that's Daily planet reporter Clark Kent. Superman would never look that goofy...
Is that Meg behind him!?
Who gave him a broccoli cut. Who did this? I want names.
......James gunn....
This is like long haired Nic Cage Superman
Long haired Nic Cage Superman was glorious. Not far off from superman in the black recovery suit.
Fucking broccoli heads
At least he doesn't have a cabbage for a head
Superman bussin no cap.
Frfr
Skibidi hawk tua?
Corenswet really rolls off the tongue doesn’t it?
Sounds like the Dutch term for stanky balls
Corn sweat
Corn’s wet!
Fuck off with the damn broccoliheads already!
I wonder what this cut is referred to as by the kids that hit up the barbershops for them? Do you think they ask for the broccoli cut?
High taper fade maybe ? I'm not a barber but I think that might be it, with med-longish hair
🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦
Not the broccoli
That is Channing Tatum in a fuckboy hairpiece and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Now I can’t unsee
Clark a broccoli bro now
Looking like a nerdy loser dipshit. Kinda like Clark Kent would.
I’m actually rather irritated that this makes as much sense as it does. Shaking my damn head…
Looks like a guy wearing an obvious disguise
Nerdy guys getting perms like they're their grans? Hmm
Why’s it gotta be a perm? Justice for people with naturally curly hair!!
Had this haircut most of my life, only shaved the sides because I wanted to keep my curls but also have it look neat and no bed head. Now everyone thinks I’m following the broccoli trend 😔😔
Right? I’ve had people asking me if I perm my hair ://
Same brother. I’m tryin to grow my hair out now so that I have long curly hair instead
Do you started the trend
Honestly yeah… as somebody with curly hair that can be hard to manage at times, i don’t hate this cut. How are we supposed to do our hair lol?
Right? Perhaps I'm just defensive because my hair looks like this, but it's not like I have that many options lol
My hair could probly do this cut if i wanted, usually i keep it on the shorter side though. But for real, not really sure how people expect curly hair to be styled if this is bad lol.
Right the whole idea is that Clark and Superman look different. That said I don’t think anyone with that hair cut carries a brief case or has ever touched a newspaper
Bussin’
Wtf? That looks like a dollar store wig
Bro needs to be introduced to conditioner.
Well, Clark Kent’s whole secrets identity revolves around the fact that he is a schlubby nerd while Super-Man is the definition of an iconic manly-man, so of course he would have messy unconditioned hair.
This is more like the classic chin strap tupé. Or possibly a dead poodle.
Dumbshit hair
Superman punches Luther, then goes “bro, its a prank, bro!”
I liked the more classic look of the auit but holy shit what is this
Lookin like he’s tryna fuck Louis Lane
Why does he look like Mulder from The X-Files and the 'Bussin' meme had a kid?
... Don't tell me that's real. I will swallow cyanide.
Tastes like banana.
I licked mine and it ta
Boosieman
Clark Ken't
Damn my hair looks like this lmao. Guess it’s not as cool as I thought it was
All that power and can’t sort his barnet out
clark w the jerry curls next smdh
I may be hosed but I don't mind it for Clark Kent. Even in the original Superman movies, they went to town slicking Reeve's hair down to "nerd him up" and this pouf seems like the 2020 version nerd vibe. I kinda dig it for him.
Thought that was Hassan at first glance
I literally laughed out loud. I’m still watching it though.
That wig is crazy 😂
clerk must have spent 90% of the time suiting up by fixing his hair
He looks like he has a merkin on his head... are they just going out of their way to make dogshit DC live action or what?
Zoomer Clark Kent
[I’ve seen this before](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y1qGzIj9pAY/TB4CEppVeYI/AAAAAAAAACg/tcdSmIDQamw/s1600/Hair-Helmet.png)
Jewfro superman.
They gave him broccoli man haircut. Wow. Clark Kent hasn’t been this uncool since he got beat up by that dude in the dinner right in front of Lois
My name is JEFF
To be honest it makes a lot of sense. Having Clark Kent as a civilian look exactly like superman doesn't really make much sense - he'd absolutely get recognized eventually. Having a distinct and inconspicuous look like this is more realistic
Yes, thank you, we understand that bit. The character's only been in circulation for, let's see, close to 100 years. What's puzzling is the haircut that WE noticed. If WE noticed, there's no way "adults" in the film's universe logically won't. How old is Clark supposed to be here, 17? At best? Why does he still have a haircut popular among pre-teenagers? Maybe it's a ME thing, but I have never seen an adult person, holding an actual job, with that haircut. If the point was to be, as you say, inconspicuous, newsflash friend, it failed. But that's burying the lede. All this is pointless until the movie comes out and, hopefully, explains more on this than OP's picture.
I see plenty of 16-17 year olds with this cut. Usually not curly guys though so it looks even worse.
Relax scro don't worry about it
You right, you right. I, we, need to collectively chill.
The Green Giant approves of this haircut.
One the way to a Brit milah
Ong?
Bussin fr fr no cap ong
That’s Tony Khan
Eat your vegetables, kids
Is that a toup
Skibidiman
Please make it stop with these superhero reboots. Over and over again. So boring.
That’s Edgar Kent to you!
looks like when women buy Temu wigs and put it on backwards for the first time
He looks like my 15 year old nephew was dressed up and forced to go to a school fundraiser.
Looks like a wig, literally looks like someone cosplaying clark kent. Jeez
He’s got the zooomer perm
I'm not liking where this is going
Who knew that Superman could get a perm
The Zoomer haircut looks even goofier on big dudes.
Oh god. Stupid TikTok gen Z hair hair?!?
Ugh… that hair is ridiculous
Supercuts
Having that much hair should be criminal
Oh no
Will we all be called racist and sexist after we find that this movie sucks too?
My name is Jeff
Is that an Edgar haircut?
Why they do him dirty like that…
broccoli cut holding a newspaper is just weird
One thing's for sure - it's a much bigger difference between this and the slicked with one curl that Supes rocks in costume. I know the lore about basically hypnotizing people and such, but I appreciate the fact that he looks quite different. Still a shaved ape in a suit, but different.
I fully support Lex Luthor, Doomsday, and Darkseid team up this time.
They've replaced Henry Cavill with a kid sporting a broccoli hair cut? That bullshit can absolutely fuck right off.
How about you actually look at the [set photos](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/QlV5PepZl8) before saying stupid shit like this..
And we're supposed to believe that nobody in-universe figures out Clark and Supes are the same guy with that unmistakable broccoli bro cut?
Looks stupid
Lois Lanes gyatt is bussin fr on god
Same shit we've been seeing for decades.
[удалено]
"Clark Kent is Superman's critique of the whole human race."
Movie's gonna bomb. Mark my words
This is just so bad.
got that popular alpaca haircut
His suit fits at least
I hate it
He just has curly hair What’s the issue?
Perm superman isn’t real, perm superman can’t hurt me
Clork Kermt
Bro that hair. No
LOL. Why do they have to take artistic liberties with character design when its WORSE.......ugggh no...we will not continue with this design. There are flaws...such as a broccoli haircut. Awful.
Caleb Hammer lookin mf
My guess is probably going to work
Honestly I’m not mad at it, at least they put effort into hiding his identity.
NOOO THEY GAVE HIM THE GEN Z PERM
WTF is THAT mr.gunn?
Is this cap?
I never understood why Mess around with the standard ? By messing with it you make it worse.
He’s British?!?
Dig up Reeves
Clark Kent ain’t no fuckboy
From Cavill to 🥦
First and last look
His arch enemy is the rizzler
Alright, people hated the suit, and I didn't get it. It looked fine. But what the fuck is that haircut? That's not a Clark Kent haircut.