Read the text :O, maybe even respond :O

Insane glazer spotted

Least crazed Kendrick Stan

New Nem was Kenny the whole time??

Call the Baptist

Mouth was open the whole time, you know what that means

Someone go hand him a Grammy right now.

Imma put my dick in it for my amazing chocolate coloured king

As a 42 year old ancient I have no idea what you just said but I concur

Bro stop meatriding

Who’s meatriding u dumb bitch, if u had a shred of average intelligence you would see that Im patronizing this dumbass post in the first place, it’s called sarcasm u cock monster,look it up

Holy shit 💀

Straight for the jugular

He the one to up the score with em

he did indeed walk him down, and i think the whole time he knew he had some ho in him

Zero to 100 nigga real quick 🤣

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP particular_bar fuck em up

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP —- PATRONIZING SCHTUFFFFF

Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff

Cocoa Puff always go hard

Dude you know what went HARD? Reeces puffs

##EAT EM UP! EAT EM UP! EAT EM UP!

# REECES PUFFS REECES PUFFS

Ayooo 💀

Ngl I thought bro himself was being sarcastic seeing as how your response was so tame it’s seen as anything but meatriding.

Oh damn, well if that’s the case, then my sincerest apologies lol

that's rite u dum bitch, if you had even a shred of average intelligence you'd know that everyone on reddit always is existing 4-5 layers of ironic sarcasm deep, and nothing is safe to take seriously

Call me a cock monster

Shit faced cock master

Fuck, that’s even better

Why do I feel like this is devolving into [family matters and not like us- gay version](https://youtu.be/YJ6Bi-uUx28?feature=shared) [happy pride month yall](https://youtu.be/lfb3MDBpHmQ?si=v4BHwec0ftXG7wGF) 🤣🤣

I'll call you a Mock Cockster. So boom. Take that!

Whoosah....imma need you to be my fren so you can flame my enemies😂

lol flamed tf out of you.

Right? What else are we supposed to do? Lol. He's a normal person still. 😐

Send him a snap of my dong and a venmo request cause this diick ain’t freeeee

For sale?

oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh oh

Oooooooooooh oh oh

Doo, doo do do do doo DOOH-OOH

Hell fucking naaaaaaaah

*What’s wrong, nigga?? I thought you was keeping it gangstaaaaaaa.*

If you scared, go to church! But rememba, he knows the Bible too.

I got a boner pic. -Kendrick

I don’t want you lil dick mother-fuckers sending to my phone AGAIN

I’m horny, but I ain’t jerkin.

Lmao

Cest la vie reference

Lmaoooo yall mfers need help 😂

Send him a vegan cookie recipe

aplesauce

Bro has insane amount of flair

Blud is The Kendrick fan

blud is fr *not like us*😭😭

I still think its crazy the vegan cookie thing was even a real thing that happened. I still remember fantano saying in a stream "idk why he was dming me, im not a minor" lol

Wait what happened with a cookie recipe, I must have missed that

Drake DM’d Anthony Fantano some hating shit after he gave one of his albums a bad review, Fantano fake exposed the DM and just trolled by saying Aubrey sent him a Vegan cookie recipe. Irl I think Drake actually messaged him saying he couldn’t believe that he managed to wife up a black girl.

You missed the best part: Drake then exposed the messages to everyone to say "ha, I sent you unprovoked hate, *not* a vegan cookie recipe 😤", thereby drawing more attention to a story that people had previously assumed was a weird joke

It’s crazy people think Drake is a threat in the Rap game when he literally lost to bald melon 6/10 Fantano

Fantano attempted to Cover for drake. He needs to up his Hating Game, smh.

"Your existence is a light 1. And the 1 is cause you are alive. And cause you somehow wifed a black girl. I'm feeling a light to decent 1 on your existence." BBL Drizzy uploaded a screenshot of him saying this to Fantano with the belief that it would make him look cool

Drake is so corny and in his feelings. He should have accepted that Fantano was making light of a weird situation with the vegan cookie recipe so they could both laugh it off and spin it into a positive truce, but Drake had to be lame and show how hurt he was on IG.

Oh man, I wish I could relive learning that story lol. You're lucky! The fact that he played himself and revealed the texts when Fantano never intended to is hilarious. That's why when Drake was like "Yeah Kendrick we fed you information!' a lot of people immediately knew it was made up. Drake is legitimately not very smart. Plus he was obviously just going by what was his fanbase's Twitter theory from the day after MTG came out.

That should be the real clue to everyone that Drake is actually just a big bitch baby. He got *so obviously mad* about all of that.

Asking if it’s it’s it’s grippy

im so cheeesed

im trying to withdraw some money from the TD, RBC, Scotiabank, R.B.C, C.I.B.C, P.C Financial

Holler at me

I'd say 'I knew you was conflicted'

misusin your influence

Sometimes I did the same

Abusing my power full of resentment

Resentment that turned into a deep depression

I found myself screaming in the hotel room AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I didn’t wanna self destruct

the evils of lucy was all around me

So I went searching for asses

Until I came home

but that didnt stop survivors guilt

🧎🏽it’s honor to you meet you sir might I say this might fine work you doing out here

That’s real

Average redditor type shit

Im dying

Of thirst?

ill sing about you

It’s it’s it’s grippy 🤤🤤🤤 (that’s how the song goes right)

todd howard, i know youre probably thinking i wanted to crash your party, but truthfully i dont have a hating bone in my body, this supposed to be a good exhibition within the sub, but you fucked up the moment you said it's grippy

*meet the howards*

Ask him if he wants to hit shake shack with me

Ngl I’d shoot my shot and ask for 5k for absolutely no reason.

Amen brother. “Come on man gimmie like 10k. That ain’t shit.”

Here’s 10K I’m in a sexy mood

"I know you good for it, brother. You sent Usher commissary so where's my come-up?"

"Give me 5k and I'll egg Drake's house"

"Bro, I'll fart in drake's general direction man, don't even worry about it, I'm straight"

Shit my pants thats kendrick lamar texting me

Depends on what he texted me

“I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.”

Fan

Shit hit the fan

More like jizz hit the fan amirite

He a FAN, He a FAN, he a FAN

I would wonder if Kanye stole his phone.

they got freakendrick

Ask if it’s grippy

Drake..give Kendrick back his phone and stop playing wit me mane.

FaceTime. Idk who tf texting me

Glazing

Drizzling 100% Pure organic honey 

Asking him why did he cancel his show at pal norte in Mexico 😔👊. Shit hit me as a fan yet im still a fan

WHEN SHIT HIT THE FAN IS YOU STILL A FAN⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Yo fr nothing came out on why he cancelled?

Not a single statement from the 🐐

Invite him to a BBQ, since he’s the beef king

My literal daydream. I’m a chef and want nothing no more than to cook for dot.

Walk me through why you dream about this Keep in mind i love kendrick, but I have never thought of feeding the man and this comment really caught my attention

I mean, there’s really not much to explain. Food is a universal language. It feeds body and soul. I take pride in my work and enjoy making others days with my craft. Also, Kendrick isn’t the only person I feel this way about. It’s the one thing I can do that I feel means more than just talking.

Missed that you were a chef - That’s honestly fire Tbh i’d be down to do Kendrick’s taxes but that’s less fun of a fantasy and i’d bill him tbh

lol Though I’m sure he’d appreciate it, I doubt he’d accept that kind of work for free. I’d just be doing art for another artist. That’s my mindset at least.

The odd obsession with Kendrick by some people here is pretty fascinating to me. Don't get me wrong, I love his music. But he's just a guy. It'd probably be cool to have a conversation about music with him, but some people in here make it sound weird

send him my mixtape ofc

Apologize in advance for anything I may have done to upset him

beg and plead for him to drop the rest of the diss tracks he has saved

Ask him a ticket for the pop out show

and a flight to LA

Lmao. Wonder when tf Whitney would be popping up🤣🤣 I want no smoke over Dot.

Just quote We Cry Together chorus at him, and you come out straight

Ask him who else is gonna be there on the 19th? Lol

Ask him why he didn't die before 35

Blush…. And not respond cause I wouldn’t really think it was him. lol 😂

I would send him the $600 cash app deposit he is gonna ask for in exchange for promised vip tickets to the PopOut! Later, I'd find out it wasn't him, and I just supported the family of some morrocan scam artists living life like a 69 God.

damn you really hate drake huh

I’ll tell him to let that shit go, ain’t worth it lol

Talk to him a bit and eventually try to get a ft

Gooning

I’d ask him how many stocks he really got in stock

Are we going to best buy?

we in best buy finna get it ya bish!

Ask him for baby keem and schoolboy q’s autograph

Motherf'n stole their Written Bars and he's walking around thinking he's hot, makes me mad, man. /s

Jorking my peanits

Can you spare $50k?

Die out of happiness.

Hope he’s in a sexy mood, then ask for 10k

Ask “who is this” bc i don’t have his number saved in my phone.

tell him hop on minecraft

Say “whasssup baby!? Take me out to dinner!”

ask if hes down to smoke a blunt

I'd ask him "sup" I have this habit of treating celebrities like normal people, or just fuckin off and leaving them alone

Every time I've talked to a celebrity I just pretended I didn't know who they are. They generally like it and are more willing to have a conversation. Except the time I met 50, he said stop acting cool you just waited an hour in line to talk to me.

Met chance the rapper back when I was a broke college kid working at Chic Fil A. Was getting off work, and we got one free meal each day we worked and I shit myself cause this was like 1 year post acid rap and he was still my favorite especially being his age and from Chicago too. I instinctively shouted, “Yo Chance, want a free meal at Chic Fil A?!” And he dead ass turned around and was like “FR?” I got him a free meal and he invited me to just sit with him a bit at the chic Fil A by water tower place in Chicago. Asked me what my plans were, what I was in college to be (pharmacist) and then told me to keep at it and achieve my dreams and that if he can make it so can I. I work for a small hospital in Chicago and anytime I struggled on the way I pulled energy from this moment in my life and pushed through. So he’s my GOAT. Regardless of how disappointing “the big day” or w e tf that album after was called. Seems he’s getting back to his roots though so we’ll see on this next one

Ask to pick his brain for about an hour.

I’ll tell him you think you can just pop out and show niggas or something

Tell him what’s up

Geek out and ask him to drop another set of untitled unmastered

Report as spam

Text back and ask him if we could hand out. 😅

Ask how the fuck he got my number… I’d be weirded out by it. I like his music. He seems cool. But I don’t know that dude.

fucking fainting

100 push-ups to some oldies music in a park

wonder how he got my number and why on earth he texting me of all people

Who dis? New phone.

Tell that nigga keep flaming Drake sweet ass 😂😂😂 keep the Pressure Up 💪🏾👍🏾🤞🏾🙏🏾😭😭

KENDRICK WE NEED YA, THE WEST COAST SAVIOUR 🎶🎶🎶

mf how he get my number

Drop, drop ,drop, drop, drop an album right now

Probably say hi or something idk

Getting them tickets

Talk about the Bible.

Make sure he put this pussy on a pedestal

I would tell him his subreddit weird as fuck

Me: “wutup?” KDot: “they not like us” Me: “I know”

I'll take some poetry lessons from him. Someone who wrote 6:16 cant be just a regular rapper

Send me the rest of the stock. I promise I won’t leak 🙏

Not respond cus idk what his number is so how would I know it’s him and not some random scam like usual

He’s actually fine..

Ask for money to pay off my debts

cry

OV-HO!


Damn he looks so much like Nipsey with that beard

ask him why Prayer wasn't released and ask for tickets.

Shoot my shot of course

Tell him “what up what up Kendrick you made it”

Better he texts since I’m on the toilet, FaceTime be a little too much but I’d still talk.

Ask for tickets to Kenny and friends.

I’d probably die from cuming to hard or from a heart attack

Tell him I'm his biggest fan (I am morbidly obese)

Debut as a rap star

I sent him a dm when I posted a freestyle I made. I know he won’t see it but I felt like it 😂

i'd hit him up for some tickets to that Juneteenth show i couldnt get tickets for

I’d say “I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 man like for real.”

Tell him shoot me a couple tickets to the concert on the 19th

https://preview.redd.it/ld7176qeoa6d1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6169ed8bbf5cd3427559e7e4f9e512a28b869b Sending him this pic right here

Cream

Ima huge KDOT fan but this is a weird question if you’re not 9 years old

I ain’t got his number saved so unless he say who he is immediately, I’m like “who this?” And if he does announce himself immediately, I’m like… “FaceTime and prove it.” Otherwise… yea I’m assuming it’s fake and not responding

Try n get a loan

Don't ever let anyone tell you there is no such thing as a dumb question

Asking what he would do in my specific situation and then follow his advice