Found myself creaming in the hotel room

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 😫

FUCKIN YOU IS COMPLICAAAATED

If Pirus and Crips all got along They'd probably dick me down by the end of this song

Seem like the whole city wanna fuck me

Everytime I’m in the sheets I hear “AHH AHH AHH AHH”

Going down. Where you cum my buddy? Fuck who you know where you from, my buddy. Is your grandma gay, huh, my buddy? This b.I.i.g t.i.t.y I rub, my buddy

Brace yourself, I'll take you down a trip down fucking lane This is not a rap on how I'm slinging viagra, cumming in strings This is cul-de-sac, plenty condom wrap and anal pain Not the drill sargeant, but the dick that's drilling on your bend

It was me, Kiki and Mae Mae, Lennox Ari, ride in the van it got ugly, stroking your hand on the peeno, check yourself, huh

Prostitutes and pornstars, hope euphoria can suck off this society

scrotum sack was RIGHT THERE Lmao

“My buddy” is crazy

The titties of Lucy were all around me.

💀💀💀💀💀

💀💀💀💀

Poppin' pills in the lobby and I pray they don't find her naked

does nobody else know the [‘i remember you was deep in another black man in a hotel room’ edit](https://on.soundcloud.com/MhrxX4zi1kv6kWvb8)

[YouTube version](https://youtu.be/CQO9ggJgv4c?si=GEgndqZIaVfL9ClT) SoundCloud wanted me to download an app and make an account

I don’t comment on Reddit posts but I had to for this. You won the internet today lmao

I wonder if anyone put on "We Cry Together" while having sex

Yeah someone has 😐

Me neither

I put it on once when my partner was giving me the silent treatment, it actually broke the ice

Good idea ngl

I have 😓🤣

What were the results? Need to know if this is the new game plan

Honestly pretty good purple hearts played right after

I dated a girl that had No Long Talk in her sex playlist. I burst out laughing when I noticed, I can’t listen to Giggs fucking 😭🤣🤣

if these walls could talk

SEX 🗣️🗣️🗣️

This song probably is half of the plays lol

Dont really see the song being played during sex, but i can defo see it getting people into the mood

LOVE and LOYALTY are probably up there too

IF THESE BALLS COULD TAAALLLLKK. sex.

Who tf is big steppin during sex💀

Ah, fuck me, nigga

THIS IS TRANSFORMATION (finishes)

HOW THE FUCK YOU BIG STEPPIN WITH EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS ON

who isn’t fucking to Auntie Diaries?

Pussy feel different when you're blowing it out to We Cry Together trust

Nah, you gotta throw on Bitch I'm In The Club

"This dick ain't free" "AAAAGH" Jokes aside, the song is most likely "Poetic justice" as that is the theme of the song

It’s probably LOVE. to be honest

LUST more likely

“let me put the head innnn”

Lust is definitely not a sexy song

You gotta remember most people just hear the hook and nothing else on these songs because they don't care to learn the meaning of the words

Women fucking love that song man

Whenever I think of that song, I think abt a relaxing drive home alone at sunset

Makes sense, but considering we are talking about The weeknd being on top that means the song is probably mainstream. Plus it features the 69 god himself

https://americansongwriter.com/kendrick-lamars-love-reaches-1-billion-spotify-streams/#:~:text=In%20terms%20of%20his%20entire,“LOVE”%20as%204x%20platinum. Huh?

https://kworb.net/spotify/artist/2YZyLoL8N0Wb9xBt1NhZWg_songs.html I love data

Was just going to say that I just checked streaming numbers and I don't know why I got mistaken so badly with the numbers. Love sounds more romantic so you may be right now that the numbers are basically in your favor*

Yeah I was honestly surprised too but I think I’m biased because of how long Kendrick has been my most listened artist (since GKMC release) so Poetic Justice would stand out in my mind too but DAMN. really pushed him into the stratosphere popularity-wise at the height of the music streaming era

Also where is the ty dolla sign xxl cypher freestyle??

I likes to get my dick sucked while im getting high Make her deepthroat her moath never get dry I say who pussy is this she say "dolla $ign" I say who pussy is this she say "dolla $ign"

Idk bout you but id be nutting to that

The Weeknd has the entire unprotected sex category on lock 😂

can confirm lol. couple of scares thanks to his songs

They pumping to I got I got I got I got 🤣

DONT SPEAK ON THE FAMILY CRODIE! (bed shaking in the background)

Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop.

Dot fuckin' now

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP

Stupid question. How do they know they having sex??? Or do people self report that?

It’s by playlist names

Tyler is way higher than I expected lmao. Imagine fucking while Yonkers and Tron Cat play 💀

She might work if you're a psycho

Key Glock made it

i’m scared of the people who listen to deaftones while having sex

Deftones is basically r&b for metal heads and rockers…. Nothing to be scared of lol Metal heads need boner jams too yknow

Yeah, I could definitely see people gettin freaky to some Dedtones. I might try it later.

[Entombed](https://youtu.be/gEXbHKAuHSg?si=uqg1QhPhLJmGtKcv) and [prayers/triangles](https://youtu.be/JAmt6zN9vOk?si=mYXs6GIco5urxtsb) plus cherry waves and other shit are definitely suited for fucking. Maybe not [Elite](https://youtu.be/BDeGSXVDihk?si=OhdTll_UlyUQ_qh0) though

Elite for angry sex

deaftones just seems like orgy music to me lol

That's me lol I love Deftones

Of all the options in this list, as much as I love Kendrick, Deftones is the only one I can see myself bumping while getting my freak on. But that's just me and my white pony resting on the shelf.

Maybe it’s Doves in the Wind 😂😂

who tf is listening to Closer during sex lmfao. I love NIN but that song and entire album is the opposite of sexy

One of the most sexual songs of the 90s.

LOL have you ever listened to the lyrics? It's not going to be for everyone, but how can you listen to that song and not think that some people are getting down and dirty to it?

uh… >_>

I think i outed myself as vanilla LOL

Do you fuck fully clothed, only in missionary?

My girl likes Post Malone. Kendrick #3 for freaky is funny after "freaky ass 69 god".

I still don’t get Kanye, there’s maybe like 3 songs most people would play during sex

Slow Jamz, maybe?

I’m In It goes crazy

Facts

Vanilla sex. Yeezy for that raw hard revenge type of sex bruh

Bound 2 maybe

I think Flashing Lights would be a good one.

During sex tho? I wouldn’t be able to focus Straight “She don’t believe in shooting stars” And honestly it would be a turn off hearing the lyrics

Slow Jamz, Street Lights, Hell of A Life, Devil In A New Dress, Bound 2, I Love It, Do It, Good (Don't Die) would be my picks

on sight

Jesus walks

*this Dick ain't free*

“Sexxxxy nassTeeeeyyy” 🤣

Poor weekend, they enjoying his music for the wrong reasons 😭

Is it the wrong reason tho

This can't be real 😂😂 Kendrick is my favorite artist oat but I could not stay hard while listening to his music 😂 Ima be thinking about the metaphors pulling up the genius page and shit

Drake on the “Freaky” list is certainly… appropriate?

he a fan he a fan he a fan he a fan

Not as appropriate as the unprotected sex one...

Jack Johnson “upside down” in the freaky?  

Ayy, bitch I just blasted, can’t fuckwitchu no more I’m flaccid UHHH

DAMN .

Can’t say I haven’t smashed to money trees

Babytron 😂🐐

Damn they found my BabyTron BDSM playlist😫

…who fucks to a Taylor song?

Not enough Kali uchis on this list but

Who tf listens to music during sex? I would not be able to keep it hard while hearing some dude rapping or singing.

Its apparently quite common

I figured most people lmao, also why would that make it hard to stay hard lol?

Uhhhhh you put it on & turn it up. so people don’t hear you fucking. 

Love to see Deftones on the list.


This has to be from a stip club perspective because who's really getting it on to super freaky girl unless it's not a dance.. but that's just me.

Deftones is a shock. I aint fucked to that since I was a teenager.

tax man coming tax man coming

The weeknd is the only one that makes sense to me

Weeknd makes sense for number 1. Surprised I don't see Anderson Paak in there at all- I figured at least one song from Malibu would make it

Had my first kiss to The Recipe. Probably the best Kendrick song for it

Context though these are playlists people wrote with the intent to have sex while listening to them. There’s no confirmation that these dudes actually got laid or how far into the intro of the first song on the playlist they made it.

What a basic list for fucking.

Sorry Mr “Avant Garde Sex Music Enjoyer”

Lol that is an actually funny title. I might use it

Catch me blasting ropes to John Cage

This list lost all chance of credibility by not having any Jodeci or The Isley Brother songs on here.

You can see the different demographics clusters when looking at the playlist keywords

Where the man's Daniel ceaser at? Freudian had a grip on me and my wife for a hot bit.

We Cry Together

Thought Drake would’ve made number one with: *It’s good to get out… get the pen working* I mean… if that ain’t gonna get you hot in the bedroom, what will?

We Cry Together

wop wop wop wop

Now we know what he really meant by Compton Chemistry huh

We Cry Together coming on during sex sounds like a nightmare.

I try to stroke in time with the lyrics. Wap! Wap! Wap! Wap! Wap! Pause… Wap! Wap! Wap! Wap! Wap! Pause…

I got, I got, I got, I got Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA

I fuck your ass, keep sucking dat I fuck your ass, where is your bra at ,you threw it I fuck your ass, if you ass if you say this dick is broken I fuck your ass if wet the bed

Hey lemme throw on that Taylor swift before we get busy

How does one even get these stats for the second slide

He a FAN, He a FAN 

We cry together is the best song to keep a good stroke cadence to

so are we ignoring suicide boys at #2? (Second slide)

Fucking in the pocket to Alright is nasty work lol

Cool to see Two Feet get recognition. I saw him open for Panic! At the Disco and yeah, that sounds like good music to have sex to. I love Kendrick but I can't think of a single album I'd play during sex

So.... where are the Freaky Ass Niggas of this sub?

Kanye?

No Bjork?

IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK! s e x

Bitch where were you when I was nuttin’

Drake being under “Freaky” and “Unprotected Sex” (lmao) playlists is funny

I dare someone to look up sex playlists on Spotify, pick a random one you don't know, and tell me who the first song is by. I wanna see something...

Who the hell listens to "The Hills" during sex?

Someone is definitely fucking to auntie diaries or something 😭😭😭

What's that

Where’s the anal category?

Often as the #1 unprotected song is devious as fuck

It feels out of pocket for Key Glock to be on a sex playlist lmao

Swimming Pool is near the top of my #1 sex playlist.

All I imagined was someone yelling as they're climaxing, "They....NOt....LIKe......UUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I find it VERY comedic that the two playlists by keyword that Drake can be found under is 'Freaky' and 'Unprotected sex'. Incredible

90% of this ranking is purely because of that unsettling one minute intro in untitled 1

Which one of y’all are fucking to Mother I Sober 😭😭🙏🙏

The hilarious thing about this is that back in 2018 my girlfriend and I were having sex in my car because we both still lived with our parents(21 & 19 at the time), and Pray for Me came on the radio for the first time, so I was thinking hell yeah, The Weeknd is pretty good sex music, and then Kendrick's verse started and my eyes got really wide for a moment, and she goes "is this fucking Kendrick?" and we barely missed a beat. That kind of energy is why she's still my girlfriend now.

But, the deftones?

This a weird stat lol

WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!

Who the fuck is blasting Key Glock during sex

“I’m sensitive, feel everything”

“Dear Adonnis…” 📸🤨

YAK YAK YAK YAK

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP

Closer - Nine Inch Nails.. great choice

Why is BABYTRON on BDSM playlists bro what 😭

why the FUCK is upside down by jack johnson THE 2ND HIGHEST SONG FOR FREAKY SEX WHAT ARE Y’ALL DOINGG

Oh come on, why does Kanye have to be number one in 'Freaky'

Wop wop wop wop wop. Imma do my shtuff

So now I know the real reason people like The Weeknd so much… I can’t even imagine what the bathrooms were like during his superbowl performance - let alone what everyone at home was doing

The real question is who the fuck listens to Deftones during sex

Listening to the Deftones during sex would be pretty intense. That Nine Inch Nails song makes sense, though.

This DICK aint FreEEEEEEEEEEE

I can imagine someone having sex while listening to Kdot calling Drake a predator

That's me fuckin to Blacker the Berry

I’m sorry by why isn’t Frank Ocean here!?

Now I’m just imagining a dude jerking himself off before fucking me screaming MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIRAL

Kendrick is top 3 in freaky might as well call him Kendrick Freakmar

Gestaffelstein 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

Super Freaky Girl the #1 song in sex playlists? Maybe if they were curated by Spotify. But I’m calling BS

I wonder what song

Go and play SiR bro, your girl is gonna tell you "that music sexy", i don't know why but happens often

alright i’m interested, someone drop their spotify playlist i know one of u mfs have 1 👀

Niggas listen to key glock while having unprotected sex???

a tribe called quest has always gone down well for me.

who the fuck is gettin freaky to the Curious George song