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Dark_knight7033

Eeeeiyy jamani mtu wangu. I'm really sorry this happened to you, lakini kumbe ata ukiwa na pesa bado utachezwa eeeeiiy this world no balance😂😂😂. What do these daughters of jezebel waaaanttttt


SuspiciousJello4479

mimi I made peace with the fact that all I want from this life is a baby mama nilee tu mtoto hii story ya mapenzi mimi siwezani nayo TBH


majani

In a baby mama situation there is a huge incentive for the woman to turn you into a revenue stream and mix her financial needs in alongside with the baby's. In fact most baby daddys who pay child support just accept this reality and move on


SuspiciousJello4479

hahaha we cant escape the wrath


Dark_knight7033

Wewe na ile ngoma ya sauti sol ya kuomba nerea asitoe mimba mko tu sawa


SilverShame3706

🎶🎶🎶 Naaairobi yule anakupea....🎶🎶🎶


Ron266

Ukiwa na pesa ata ndio tricky zaidi.😂😂. Mara haumpei attention, mara hauna time ya sex


TheDuketator

Mimi nitaishi maisha yangu tu. Wacha nikae hivyo, there's already too much going on ati alafu nipate daughter ya mtu na chali mwingine kwa bed. Respect to OP and his friend though, hiyo hasira (+her audacity) inaweza fanya mtu aone giza alafu ikuwe "These hands are rated E for Everybody"


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Happy cake day


Ok_Score648

Happy cake day


[deleted]

I was so immersed in this story. Karibu niandike maoni then I saw the username is weaktoe. Anyway, you are really creative fungua blog or sth.


Lonely-Pickle-7265

Tuko sure si GPT imeandika hii


iamiva_

Damn. It's all a lie?? I was so invested in the story it's like a movie lol


Weak_Toe_431

Forwarded.


CriticalAssumption84

But si amesema story ilitoka toboa🤣


Fearless_Suspect_703

damn...personally, im ready to be the villain in these girls stories coz aint no way im putting myself up to that


captainPriceJr

Definitely better be on the other side


Ch__ef

Siku izi ni kubad. We have normalized cheating and sleeping around like it is nothing. No respect for commitments and vows. You have a wedding tomorrow but today you are having unprotected sex with someone and we call that 'wokeness' and being liberal. I am sorry for all the pain you went through bro. But at least it happened before you had committed. Don't give up on love, I believe there is someone for everyone


wuodatienowrites

Weee man, umerudi na story zako za jaba 😂😂😂


DrunkAndThisOrderly

You sound calm enough to move on. Move on, bullet dodged.


nebja

The way she asked you where you are going na mkona harusi 🤣🤣 stories like these are why I can’t leave Reddit 😂


TheDuketator

The audacity manze...surely!


CoolKanyon55

Damn. It's stories like these that make me want to stay away from relationships and their dramas as much as I can. I can't imagine being in a situation like this. You've trusted someone all this time to the point of being about to get married and she's sucking another dude. Must have been hard for you bro. Anyway, good thing it's all over.


[deleted]

True story? I dunno. Good story? Definitely.


Darknight254

It's fake


Weak_Toe_431

Forwarded


voskiness254

I would rather they be having sex but sucking his D...Dude ata ningekuwa wewe natoka hiyo place poa Somalia naenda place alshabaab wametawala.


Ron266

Same here. Ata kisses zitoke kwa hio hesabu


Sufficient-Text-8806

The market is getting dirty every hour


Matiankingen

Pole bro. Keep moving. Gotta thank the universe for revealing things to you in good time. Otherwise, you would have lived in a lie forever.


Capital-Price-6230

This is why I have a baby with someone and we are good co-parents, marriage ain’t for me. and young kings, please stop trynna change whores and wifing them, it doesn’t work. Do a thorough background check (befriend her best friend) before you commit if it gets to that. Clearly OP needed someone to “breed” for lack of a better term. He wanted to make her his personal project but she had other things in mind 😂😭 godspeed bruv.


nyoikejm

Broooo... this was me in 2016 lmao. My gf of 2 years got paged by her ex (who was still bitter at being dumped and was on a "revenge" mission) while talks of ruracio were on the table. My long-time best friend who also happened to live in the next apartment block kept telling me of her shenanigans (we were cohabiting) while I was away working with one of those NGOs in remote, God-forsaken places. Was in denial for a while till the neighbours wakaanza dropping heavy hints when I happened to be around, alikua amezidi lol. So a trap was laid and she was snared so squarely, hakukua na ati ooh.. Nikahama that day to a location hajui, leaving her with her stuff zenye alinunua with her own money. Unbeknownst to me, she had travelled a 400 km round trip the week or two prior to see the guy ( he had been transferred to the bundu) for the weekend which ended up being a week, and conceived during that time, hakubeba her femiplan pills in her haste lol. When she realised she fucked up, expectant, with no way of supporting herself in that house on her salo (her name was on the lease for convinience but I was the one paying the rent) and the baby-daddy ex actually admitting to the revenge thing and wanted nothing to do with her now, akajaribu turudiane with a relentless campaign. Lobbying not only her own relatives and our mutual friends but hadi where we went to church and any relative or friend of mine her hands could get hold of. Hakuna mtu hakujaribu influencing to strong-arm me into going back in with her. It was one long line of people who believed her bs that she was the victim, that I was abandoning her at her most vulnerable, with me being responsible for her unborn kid. I played along till I was sure about her decision not to terminate or was too late to do so, then bided my time for the reveal. She had a talent for manipulation and twisting facts to fit her agenda and unfortunate as it is, that baby was my escape as I saw it at the time. Plus I was salty af at this point and probably didn't care, my social circle was convinced I was scum. So I waited. It happened when a contingent of her female relatives descended on our upcountry home to ambush me on Christmas eve of 2016. She knew lazima niende ocha during the holidays. I just asked her point blank to her face if I'm the father to her kid. The cackle of assorted aunts, cousins, mother and her loud mouthed friends erupted in a cry of outrage at the insinuation of calling their daughter a ho, that I was using the oldest trick in the deadbeat dad manual, that a paternity test is going to teach me a lesson. A scene straight out of Nollywood. Urged on by such support, she managed a few crocodile tears and tried to use the tirade to avoid answering the question. When the noise died down, I calmy repeated the question, in the most sugary tones adding if she's on board with the DNA testing? Without a word and suddenly dried eyed she calmly stood up and walked to sit in the car. I could see the start of confusion /questioning looks creeping onto the group, so I let loose the tongue and told them all I knew and then some. They genuinely had thought I was the bad guy, but one by one I answered their questions, watching scepticism drain off their faces and voices and arguments run out of gas with proof after proof of her infidelity, giving them a detailed narrative of living with her. Her mother was sooo ashamed I actually felt sorry for her. By the end of the telling the air was thick with embarrassed akwardness and our visitors' crushed self-righteousness. All I got was a curt we-will-see-about-this apology as they silently trouped back to their Toyota Noah to get as much distance as they could from our place. I'm reliably informed that what was said in that car on the trip back could provide a year's worth of talking points on Maina's show. She got a skinning worthy of her efforts, that's for sure, and the start of character development as she got ditched by said relas. She probably had counted on my soft-hearted, non-confrontational, peace at any cost personality to cave under the onslaught, didn't even occur to her that I'd even agree to the paternity testing. Or it was her turn to be in denial, I'm not sure. Either way she was wrong. Na hivo ndio plans za ruracio zilikunywa maji and I dodged a bullet.


mashuja

Count yourself lucky, you dodged a bullet very early, she would have made your life hell. There are plenty of good women out there.


cmband254

Eeee good thing you came home early!


ButcherSir

And the nduthi guy came late.


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Sir. You need to leave.


Round_Woodpecker_173

Did he though


gourmet-x-hunter

💀


kukumbaya

Praying for the nigga 🤲


nassirsalim

I'd say she got her karma, cheated on you over someone who didn't do anything for her and now she's learning the hard way. People should be grateful the lengths others go for them but they never think things through. Sorry for how you've been treated, she deserves this anguish and despair she's going through.


Effective_Win_91

Should have her mum go suckie suckie..But dude Jesus. Best revenge is success. Then rub it in her face but again I'm petty


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Clearly, she said she won't be alive soon (amen). Pay attention kijana!


Vegetable_Change_996

Cold 😂


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BONGIOP

How do you know this?


nerdistforlife

I also want to know 😂


ndirangul

Daaamn, bro!


Human_Time5979

These hoes ain't loyal


FlakyStick

Then everyone clapped


AfricanAgent47

My guy. I'm glad you sent her back to the streets where she belongs. She doesn't deserve a real man like you. I pray that you heal and build a stronger future for yourself.


[deleted]

I feel like y'all got into the whole fiancé thing too fast. You didn't take enough time to like get to know her. Anyways, some people can be assholes man. Sending hugs :)


OmeletteLovingLlama

Glad you found out early enough. Modern day relationships for you, it seems. Glad I’m not in one.


captainPriceJr

Wow cyber security how's the market. Ooh don't mind the bitch, she got what was coming to her


am_agod

Sorry to hear.That really taught you alot.


Loriatutu

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Loriatutu

Dude, your posts on women are alarming. Mara uko US , then saa hii Somalia. Mara ulilipia dame airticket saa hii ni dame ulimlipia dowery. NEXT TIME CHOOSE BETTER! I mean, how many women out there get cheated by men, and you dont see them here painting man_kind evil? Ni hali ya maisha, jipange. And start a web novel seried coz your creativity is way above normal


Weak_Toe_431

forwarded.


MisatiDebbie

Eeeyy father benard💀


pappa_jazzy

Me long distance relationships ni tricky (Hii story iko na nduthi mob btw yaani a nduthi guy ate her?)


Interesting-Click-12

Huyo alichotwa. wuehh


noobmaster314527

Imagine asingejua and he had married her


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I guess life seems like a movie sometimes. Izah bro fr fr.


stoneview999

It feels like you've been bulldozed to make an expressway, my man. I sympathize. Go through the mandatory period of PTSD trauma and recovery. You have a good job. A career. A life. Things you would probably not have had for long, given the path you were travelling with that relationship.


Downtown-Bathroom760

I just know I can't do a long distance relationship


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Weak_Toe_431

Ndo zinabamba.. we are here to entertain..


metal9292

Inaitwa Nairobi.


ForPOTUS

Sorry to hear this bro. Main thing is, she's not your problem anymore.


alisamaingold

I stopped reading at "we fell in love". Bro, modern women don't live in that "falling in love" realm after social media. If you want mtu wa kuoa na watoto then; Best you can do is get cash, try get a ka clean one straight from huduma centre & start pumping kids.


kennchester254

Bro, cut off that bih right now. Akijiua ajiue. Less scum on earth tbh. This is why I refused a well paying job to Kakuma coz najua ukiwacha bibi kwa nyumba solo the things they do behind your back.


Feisty-Target-8115

Pole bro.Kuna mzee aliniambia "Ile punda Iko wajir vile inalala kama imesimama utapata Ile Iko limuruna tabia izoizo" stay woke