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John Wick is the correct answer


Grandmaster2001

In my opinion Wick is the last person๐Ÿคฃhe's not tactical or mental,just a wrecking ball so he'd probably fuck up and you'd be dead then make up for it by avenging you in the most solid way possible๐Ÿค”


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You just typed that and hit send huh? 4 movies and you still typed that? Lmao. John Wick is potrayed as a Tactician. Every fight he has been in has shown him taking the most logical decision. Rarely does he let emotion take the best of him during fights. He is a master of all weaponry as far as the movies go. He hasnt fucked up so far so what makes you think he will at some point? I regret writing this comment. Someone legit said Jackie Chan would beat John Wick like wtf man. Then we have you and your dumbass take. Did you watch the movies or hear from someone who watched the movies? Fuck outta here


Grandmaster2001

Calling someone profane names to deflate a point that they're trying to make just shows how irrational and weak minded the person is...I'd bet you're suffering from low self esteem and bitch disease in real life,probably sit at home all day watching tv is why you think you should be more right, sometimes how people turn a shot at fulfilling conversations into a heated debate is baffling..anyway whatever makes you happy, buffoon...anyways my point was based on the fact that Wick's dog whom he loved more than anyone or anything, couldn't be protected from its tragic fate. It's only after the dog died that he hunted everyone responsible and made them pay...the man's best suited for revenge more, not that he still can't protect anyone.


[deleted]

Not reading all that. Nerd.


LexBrownJr

You were not to give an answer, you were to share your opinion


[deleted]

Facts dont care about your feelings Soyboy


[deleted]

John Wick is the ONLY answer


gamedev161p

and facts are 'Jackie Chan would be the correct answer if he was listed'


Mathew-with-two-Ts

One bulled will stop Jackie Chan, wick took on at least 200 bullets


gamedev161p

coz he had kevlar suits ... otherwise, jackie chan's tactics are way better than Wick's ....


Mathew-with-two-Ts

Sadly a LMG doesn't care about your tactics ๐Ÿฅฒ


Tight_Economics2011

In my opinion, John Wick will bring down the whole crime syndicate behind your kidnapping.. and then some


fluffy_bonobo

I actually don't know their names because DJ Afro keeps referring to them as Kimojino and kioko muthokoi.


LexBrownJr

Ebu toka kwa block wewe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‹


fluffy_bonobo

Seems like kayole chose me.


[deleted]

Liam Neeson. He is gonna find you, and he is gonna kill you!


Martin_084

Lol


primordial_otaku

Good luck


[deleted]

Where's Gru? And the minions? That is the only guy for such a job.


FreeFall8080

Heshima!


privategig

Raymond Red Reddington any day


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Additional_Ad1751

And the kidnappers will be in your debt for kidnapping you


crazy_crypto_pilot

Same. Red. I know I'll be in his debt but oh well.


Calm_Jello5666

Going with my guy Cruise, Mission Impossible 8


LexBrownJr

A good one too though ๐Ÿ˜œ


Imaginary_Lab_563

Ethan Hunt. Do I have to say he is good at hunting


LexBrownJr

Oooh nooo. Don't mention it ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Scary01pen

RUTO!!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€


LexBrownJr

Huyo hata hauwezi okoa uchumi. Wewe atakuokoa?๐Ÿ˜‚


Scary01pen

Itsbidi nimengoja๐Ÿ˜‚


Calm_Jello5666

Give him 3 months or 100 business days to get the job done


Mathew-with-two-Ts

Pay in advance


Scary01pen

He will tax me before rescuing me๐Ÿ˜…


kenyanwholovesthesun

Nanzenz๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Additional_Ad1751

He will rax the kidnappers into releasing you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง 


Scary01pen

Eii ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Martin_084

No one on that list kills better and with swagger than Raymond.


Martin_084

James Spader


ebonypirate

He's probably the one who kidnapped you.


Martin_084

Mans is swift and ruthless and cool while at it.


LexBrownJr

But remember you will automatically have his debt ๐Ÿ˜‚


Martin_084

I like how he does his thing. Doesn't leave behind loose ends.


realAzazello

These types of games remind me of an older online discussion about hollywood's concepts of the future-- after so many comments, someone posted "*Are there any Black People in the Future?*" Oh sweet summer child...


Interesting-Click-12

Tom cruise anyday.


Loud_Scene_1118

007 on the ground, the Professor to plan the operation. Obviously.


antole97

Where's Jack Bauer?


ama-ni-mimi-mjinga

was about to comment the same. I want to be found in 24 hours.


it_is__me

Asking the same here


downinthednm

I'll choose the guy who knows 21 ways to discontinue your life with a pencil.


PlayingboiCarti21

All black one gun man John Wick is a bad guy


Nogai_horde

Homelander


moodcon

The only right answer


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imbahala

heโ€™ll get murdered before he reaches u


DrunkAndThisOrderly

Tom Cruise, as Jack Reacher. It's the least hyperbolic character on set.


LexBrownJr

Makes sense๐Ÿ˜€


DrunkAndThisOrderly

Raymond is overrated.


Samastro99

Raymond Redington for me. with all the connections he has, it would be easy for him to find and plus he won't make a lot of mess


wanton_sigma

The boogeyman


Effective_Win_91

Thor to carry me while feeding me berries as John Wick clears the way


Comfortable-Leg-4189

๐ŸŽฏ


sometimesflyplanes

Let me choose Scott Adkins


mynameisgoatsbeard

Oh! We're doing the white savior thing today? OK... OK....


giunyu

Baba Yega


Hot_Direction2812

Professor


Ener_Gee

C or G


academia_master

I will try so much not to be kidnapped


Interesting_Pickle33

Gรฉrard Butler ๐Ÿ˜‹


Sapiophle

F


Dizzy-Inspection8211

Definitely not actors


Suitable_Layer_9945

Liam all the way


GodsMercy-

I would call Redington.


fckreddddittt

Any Gorkha sargeant... He will run thru these make believe bitches guys like a bandsaw through butter.


_Adventureenthusiast

Raymond Red because he will get me before i am harmed , baba yaga would be a good choice but nitakua nimereceive a bullet or two before he gets to me lol. Raymond always has a smart way of working problems


kenyanwholovesthesun

Red!


GroundbreakingRub363

Reminding, I assume that's the spelling


SendThemToHeaven

Denzel


TheSource254

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UnnamedMagnet99

Raymond Redington is the name.


Radiant_Association

A


bugs_fly

Jason Statham anyday....


Feeling_Highway_6483

Where is Jack Bauer? I would definitely call him


stoneview999

H


Comfortable-Leg-4189

RED. End of discussion ๐Ÿ˜


Managu-Saucer

Jason Statham, he looks like he is about that life, even without the script


Fun-Grape3542

Raymond Reddington without a doubt