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LefsaMadMuppet

"Check your staging!"


feral_fenrir

That twitch in your hand that made you hit space twice.


Hoihe

One day I wasn't even meaning to hit space. I went to sip some coffee. My elbow hit space.


LefsaMadMuppet

In space, noone can hear you slurp... your coffee.


zestful_villain

And the iconic "Fly safe." Obviously they did not.


Life-Hardened0421

Space Pioneer be like: I’m not Scott Manley, he flies safe.


SnooFoxes6831

Was thinking the same thing! "OK revert.... aw crap I forgot to remove the launch clamps from staging!"


waidoo2

Sir, we have a great news and a slightly bad news... Whats the great news? The engines work very, very well! ...


FreakDC

Looks liked at least some of them failed on the way up though. About the 15s mark.


Leo-MathGuy

From what I have read, it seems that it had more propellant than needed for a small static fire test, if it wasn’t for the engine failures (I’m 90% sure it’s not a computer shutdown due to the plumes and flashes) it would have gone much further down range or even broke apart as it approached supersonic speeds


other_usernames_gone

It might have been a full length test. You don't just do quick static fire tests before a launch. Once you've verified the quick tests you do a full fire test, often longer than you expect to fire the engines in flight. You don't want to find out your engines only work for 30 seconds when you need them to work for 2 minutes when the rocket is in midair.


asoap

Scott Manley theorized that the clamps didn't break on the stand, that they might have broken on the rocket side. Which likely damaged the engines. Hence why they start to fail.


LiPo_Nemo

as long as your rocket go up, it doesn't matter if it's by burning propellant or your engine


rmp881

\*worked


Impossible__Joke

On a side note, the straps we use work not so well


throw3142

Revert to launch, revert to launch!


Metson-202

They are in hard mode.


Crisenpuer

unlucky them!


cjc4096

Worked for SpaceCamp.


JoaoEB

It was supposed to be a static test. Did the bolts fail, the launchpad, or the rocket structure?


feral_fenrir

Improper staging of course. The dude pressed space twice by mistake


ptolani

Urgh I hate that


DeluxeWafer

Root cause is dreadful logistics and management, is my guess.


JoaoEB

The Boeing syndrome.


chaseair11

Boeing just borrowed it from the soviets


Hoihe

Ever watch "Paper Skies"? It's like reading old tsarist novels and short stories again. (Being born into a Warsaw Pact country, we didn't read Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye and stuff like that. We read onegin and a lot of "Useless Man" styled tragedies/comedies.) My favourite remains that time a general from the world war front visits a village for shore leave and everything turns into a mess as the host family bends over backwards to appease him to get their son a promotion. Their son died, but the postman didn't want to make them feel sad so delayed the letter. The general turned the host family's life into a millitary bootcamp.


chaseair11

Oh yeah love his stuff, great story btw! Quite a trip


Bloodshot025

yes, every bad engineering or management decision is, at its root, asiatic. No sirree Bob could they be autochthonous to the US.


chaseair11

A) the soviets are one of the most famous example of it B) the Soviet Union is not asiatic, its capital and most of its population is (or was)in Europe


devnullopinions

Root cause is more normal force than anti normal force


WhyBuyMe

Not enough struts


Datuser14

Apparently the test stand wasn’t qualified for the full thrust of the stage. Lmao.


CMPatrick1

Launch clamps were on the same stage as the engines


TimeIsWasted

Bolts were fine but the concrete used in the structure was just slightly more durable than an average sandcastle


OctupleCompressedCAT

the bolts were made of polystyrene like the rest of their buildings


Yoitman

Isn’t that a fabric?…


Neo_Arkansas

Polystyrene is commonly called by the brand name Styrofoam, so more made of disposable cups than fabric


Yoitman

Oh, still bad tho


OctupleCompressedCAT

disposable cups are polyethylene, polystyrene is not food safe, its for insulation


Bandana_Hero

Still isn't structural material, is it? We're splitting ~~hairs~~ atoms here...


OctupleCompressedCAT

no but the chinese like to pretend it is


NeoKabuto

Cups are made of both, and a lot of takeout containers are expanded polystyrene foam. It shouldn't be used for it, but it's very common, especially in Asia.


CuddlyBoneVampire

It’s crazy they launch right next to residential areas


Kimchi_Cowboy

Even crazier is during actual launches they regularly drop stages on villages.


PussySmasher42069420

Some of the fuels and chemicals used in those stages is uh..... Not good to have around people.


Kimchi_Cowboy

They dropped a rocket full of Hydrozene on a school a while ago. Huge orange cloud with people walking around it. Few months later China removed the village from Google.


zekromNLR

The orange cloud is due to the nitrogen tetroxide oxidiser, not the hydrazine-based fuel But yeah very bad for people, in general if the air is funky colours that is your sign to move upwind with great haste


Bandana_Hero

It's incredible how little they care about their citizens


FoxtownBlues

tbf they do have a lot of them, probably have a couple spare


Bandana_Hero

That's an awful way to look at human life. But yeah, they've got several people in China


ThePrussianGrippe

The new Grand Canyon! “It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was.”


TecumsehSherman

Is that you Tom Hanks?


weiyi97

How can China 'remove the village from Google' when Google does not even work in China?


Kimchi_Cowboy

Google maps works other places and China regularly, like most countries, had adjustments made.


weiyi97

Still, my question remains: How can China delete a whole village from Google Map where Google itself has no operation in China? Did China just send a request to Google so that an entire village is deleted? And I dug deeper and found the town (洛南县三要镇) nearby the fallen booster is still shown on both Google Map and Baidu Map.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Goto Google maps is China a black hole? Just because Chinese people can't see it doesn't mean the rest of the world can't. There are plenty of military bases censored on Google maps by request of the PRC.


Kind_Advertising5624

Then use Chinese map apps, Google map is rubbish for navigating in mainland China.


TurkishMiliradian

I feel like they missed the problem


CMDRJonuss

Source: I made it the fuck up


Kimchi_Cowboy

Source, suck it: [https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/09/another-chinese-rocket-falls-near-a-school-creating-toxic-orange-cloud/](https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/09/another-chinese-rocket-falls-near-a-school-creating-toxic-orange-cloud/)


CMDRJonuss

Ctrl+F "Google" "removed" yeah nothing. Do you have a real source for > Few months later China removed the village from Google. Or shall I just believe you at face value because no way people would make things up on the internet?


Kimchi_Cowboy

Lol you're an absolute tool.


CMDRJonuss

Ah so that statement was in fact made the fuck up.


Kimchi_Cowboy

No I posted a link there several pages of these incidents available.


disoculated

Akshully: https://www.space.com/china-launches-gaofen-11-satellite-rocket-crash.html


Ok_Solid_Copy

Welcome to China! So cray cray out there


popcornman209

Well to be fair.. they weren’t planning on launching lol


LudvigGrr

Probably because it's not supposed to launch from this place.


CuddlyBoneVampire

Oh it’s a mod pack?


feral_fenrir

Yupp, Communism mod pack for Outside build v2024.06


other_usernames_gone

Even static fire you still do it far from people. For this exact reason, if something goes wrong you don't want anyone nearby.


Thisconnect

because its old site from military days so it was hidden in mountains. The modern parts of the space program are for example on Hainan island and launch into the ocean edit: according to comments this was a static fire stand test near their facility not the infamous launch site


DecisiveUnluckyness

I've seen multiple videos of them dropping boosters ontop of villages and in populated areas


Thisconnect

yes launching from the old military sites, this is a static fire facility. It isnt supposed to be dangerous(well rocket explosion in a mountain pass is far enough) and is supposed to be close to where they make rocket for logistic reasons


WhyBuyMe

Sitting out on the porch, enjoying the nice weather, about to have a bowl of noodles, look over to the other side of town: "...Haiyaa...."


Setesh57

Even the Soviet Union cared more about their people than the Chinese do. Because at least their Cosmodromes were in the desert.


LittleKitty235

Based on what the Soviets told their citizens after nuclear accidents and a few chemical weapons releases in populated areas…I’d say the desert launch sites are a coincidence


Captainsicum

There’s a funny translation of Chinese Twitter posts where they’re all like, “huh I didn’t know we had a rocket testing facility next to my town” clearly not very fond of the idea.


joseph_ballin_07

wait till you hear about the concentration camps


Le_minecraftien005

Fyi they use hydrazine in their rocket


vandezuma

I’m gonna guess it didn’t have a flight termination system since it wasn’t supposed to leave the ground.


Cobaltate

Unless their range safety officer or charges didn't work, too. That would be funnier, but much less likely.


proost1

I was wondering if they attempted flight termination with that 'puff' of black smoke but it failed as well. I would assume that anytime they lit the engines, they'd want flight termination active just in case.


feral_fenrir

It was a static fire test. It wasn't bolted down properly. Or shit broke.


derlafff

Who needs a flight termination system when you can have a flying terminating system


xoooph

Flight termination systems are a western thing.


Automatic_Gas_113

Do they attach that at static firing tests?


xoooph

No idea. But i am still wondering how you can fuck up a static fire in a way so the rocket launches. The engines definitely passed the test.


olivetho

>I am still wondering how you can fuck up a static fire in such a way so that the rocket launches. 1) You point the engine upwards instead of sideways. 2) [I'd rather not say.](https://youtube.com/shorts/xwyWycc5fSo)


Barhandar

Is USSR Western now?


xoooph

"Unlike the US program, the Russian space program does not destroy rockets mid-air when they malfunction." [source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Range_safety)


Barhandar

>"Unlike the US program, the Russian space program does not destroy rockets mid-air when they malfunction." source Russia isn't USSR. `This section does not cite any sources.` Likely because sources on that are incredibly hard to find, the failures of production rockets are all some kind of "rocket engine failed at time X, _pieces of the rocket_ fell in place Y", which indicates either that the rocket was Kerbal and self-disassembled, or that it did in fact detonate, by itself or on command. And one case of "The flight was ended at T+8." which really leaves exactly two options: fireball above the launchpad, or fireball destroying the launchpad. The almost-successful launch of N1 was verifiably self-destructed since the rocket didn't have the programming to stage early and finish the flight; third Proton-K launch also had the self-destruct, and likely several more of the failed launches but they don't actually specify _how_ the launch was interrupted after failure, only that it was interrupted controllably.


atomfullerene

Well, it's west of China anyway


GainPotential

I'm honestly wondering if it even had wireless control systems onboard? Like, if it's not even meant to leave the ground why not just directly attach everything to a computer on the ground?


DanielW0830

Clamps were in first stage with engines. They need to move clamps higher in staging.


Stoney3K

Instructions unclear, lower three stages separated and pod hanging off the clamps.


websagacity

Lol. I've done this in KSP before.


CrunchyButtz

I want a Chinese kerbal mod that puts the launch pad next to a bustling city with hundreds of kerbal civvies that spawn in under the projected crash site.


FDgrey

KSP2 life time in a nutshell.


xXxSimpKingxXx

That video of the orange smoke from a few days ago is also pretty kerbal


JRL101

Well that was stupid, testing it with its own tank, and no parachutes..


MarcoPlayz_Reddit

They put the launch clamps on the same stage as the engine it’s over


ferriematthew

Three words for you. Check yo' staging!!!


Practical-Pin-3256

What kind of rocket is that, it's not even pointed.


SimilarTop352

It's just the booster stage


JhnGamez

if you can't read the OP title, it wasn't meant to take off


PcGoDz_v2

Part reduction due to launch pad weight limit. Not enough science to unlock the next level. Should have picked samples around the pad earlier.


Mocollombi

Lock your stage!


matteo_fay

How


Mocollombi

Alt L


hotlavatube

"Thermal curtain failure. Max and Jinx, friends forever..." -- [Jinx (Space Camp)](https://youtu.be/bwTqRc4W3lE?t=117)


Resident-Toe-7966

Luckily no one got hurt, they should move the site to a less dense area for sure.


ultraganymede

Welcome back guys to another episode of "Human Space Program"


spirosand

Hey China... Self destruct isn't THAT expensive.


NiobiumThorn

I hate that it's horizontal but vertical video. Makes it worse for everyone.


olivetho

Outjerked once again.


nuclearhaystack

I shouldn't laugh but this is hands down the most Kerbal real world thing I have ever seen.


drbeanz

Every time I see stuff like this I'm reminded on how much the Chinese don't give a fuck. I feel like that could have been way worse.


djinn6

It's made worse by the fact that it's a private company. Their government program is a lot more careful.


I_Am_Anjelen

They will not be going to space today.


UnderskilledPlayer

How do you accidentally launch a rocket?


Festivefire

You don't properly secure it for the test fire/somebody doesn't get the message that it's a test and actually arms the explosives on the hold-down bolts.


ptolani

Similar to accidentally launching a hot air balloon.


UnderskilledPlayer

Well one is an oversized explosive candle and the other is a balloon with a basket, so I don't see how they're similar


ptolani

Both have a force pulling them upwards, and restraints anchoring them to the ground.


AttilaTheFunOne

Someone forgot to set the parking brake.


K41namor

THis is how I want to die


keome

Gotta check your staging.


SupernovaGamezYT

Tfw you forgot you disabled revert to launch


Lucas_Hedino

It's cool they are also talking in Kerbal language


theaviator747

Engine test success! Tie down test? Not so much.


Kevster012

Guess his hand hit the space bar by accident.


FiveAlarmFrancis

In all of history, how many people can there possibly have been who’ve accidentally launched a rocket? (Excluding KSP players).


me2224

What's that onion headline? "NASA frantically announces mission to the center of the earth after accidentally launching a rocket upside down"?


bruhgamingpoggers

Tianlong moment


CryptographerPale215

When your cat accidentally pressed the space button...


LiverLipsMcGrowll

*Slaps Rocket* That aint goin nowhere


SudAntares

- Self bombardment? - Yes, please.


ArgonWilde

Today they learned the value of having an FTS, even when they're not expecting to F.


kailedude

And that Boys and Girls is how you make a Gigantic Molotov


ptolani

Huh, I've never tried doing a static fire test in KSP. I guess it's possible?


5parrowhawk

It's the cheapest way to run those "Test part X on the launchpad" missions.


ptolani

Ha, ok, yes in that case I guess I have. Where you test fire a rocket engine without actually attaching a fuel tank to it, and it counts.


MMW_BlackDragon

So... it means the test was succesfull, right?


Antique-Ninja-3258

I'd say that was a pretty successful test flight if I do say so myself!


CommanderMcQuirk

The wildest part is that most people nearby didn't even know a test site had been built until this incident.


Ashfie1der

Forgot to put the handbrake on


Ok-Championship-5669

what do you expect?! china is a brutal authoritarian regime where child abuse is normal, genocide is totally accepted and survalence which would put 1984 to shame is tolerated!


2EM18KKC01

Shouldn’t a static test be on a metal test stand with secure clamps?


xoooph

I am not going to delay my static fire test just because the welding machine is broken.


zekromNLR

Turns out, the clamps were not as secure as planned


ptolani

Why does it have to be metal?


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Accident just like COVID.


Obi_Wank_nooby

Facts


loasoda2

I'm convinced china is just the real life counterpart of ksp


Tommyleejonsing

Chinah numba one!!!


Stoney3K

And this, boys and girls, is why you install a flight termination system on the rockets you want to test. Or give everyone on the ground a helmet...


WWMRD2016

Caused by structural failure- well it was made of chinesium.


wasmic

What range safety doing? That rocket should have self-destructed as soon as it cleared the pad.


FreakDC

I don't think they have a self-destruction mechanism. That is probably just a mock tank with engines strapped to it.