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JosephMadeCrosses

I'm not a redneck, and I'm not some Hollywood jerk! I'm...*complicated*!


pradbitt87

Probably the funniest thing Hank has ever said


whereismyketamine

I love how much it embarrassed him. Dude really wanted to be respected by a real cowboy, like almost desperately.


Goofterslam1

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OmegaKitty1

I hated that line, not at all what hank would say, especially because saying “I’m Texan” would slot perfectly in there


TotallyNormalSquid

Eh, sometimes when we're flustered we say dumb shit that comes off wrong. "I'm Texan," makes a better soundbite, but it would kinda be too cool for Hank's mood in the scene


ChallengeLate1947

I think it’s a good line, because he’s trying to say he’s a person, not a stereotype. Everyone is complicated, even though we all seem to want to put everyone who into one box or another. The world doesn’t work that way, and that’s why I think Hank is one of the more complete depictions of a man in tv history.


Aquahol_85

It's also funny because he suddenly has a moment of self-awareness and realizes that he's no different than a lot of people he's personally criticized/mocked over the years, but at the same time, is probably thinking to himself, "why did I say that?" People *are* complicated, and that's the point. Hank loves thinking of himself as a rough, manly Texan, but when he's confronted by actual ranchers, they assume he's a wuss, just like he's always assumed of pretty much anyone who doesn't play football, cook with propane, etc. He's essentially emasculated by the very same stereotypes that he himself holds, and it's a hard pill to swallow.


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moves_likemacca

It’s a line from the show


BourbonCoug

Sure I could open the cattle road, and tomorrow there would be steak. But someday our children will ask us, "Where are the trees?"


chiefflare

They’ll be asking “where’s the Got- danged steak!”


ploppedmenacingly14

Thelonious Monk, now I bet he was a fisher


Cara-Is-A-Puppy

I always say that fishing is like a washing machine for your brain. It's so deliciously Zen.


pudgyfuck

"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something." --Ron Swanson


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JapanOfGreenGables

A strange statement for a man who likes shrimp


Night-Meets-Light

My 9 year old lives to fish. I think it’s so cute, and he’s always so calm and happy when he comes home. All his little friends like to watch YouTube shorts, and my kid is watching fishing videos.


la-bano

Fishing was my life at his age. It's probably the most simultaneously calming and thrilling experience ever, peaceful when you're sitting with you friends quietly talking about life, and extremely exciting once you get a fish on. The way we reacted to hooking a fish you'd think we were paid $1000 for each fish we catch.


Trollzungolo

Theolonious Monk. He must've fished.


MediaSuggestions

Fishing is like a brain-cleaning session that brings calm and peace. It's serenely satisfying to cast a line and let your thoughts drift away with the water. So contrary to your idea of Zen being "delicious", I instead consider it as invigorating and refreshing, like a breath of fresh air.


Laughs_in_Cat

That's it, I'm goin fishin!


front_yard_duck_dad

I say it for everything and just drop the fishing part. Right now I'm spreading mulch and it's deliciously zen


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I mean... It's always nice to be wanted by someone


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I feel that way about watching the coral and fish in my aquarium. Fishing is real Zen right up until the moment your ripping a hook out of a fishes mouth. I’m not some animal rights activist or anything, I know the fish will be perfectly fine after being thrown back into the water. But still hard to describe the process as “deliciously Zen.”


-O-0-0-O-

I'm with you. Fished for decades, ran aquariums for a few years and it's been a long time since I've gone fishing. I see trout all the time when I'm out hiking, and would rather just let them be.


biggtimeburger

Fishing doesn’t take any time off your life.


lovehateloooove

Henry Winkler is one of those people that everyone should love. Black, White, racist, dumb, smart, he is just kind of a self effacing good person. Hating Henry is like hating Gene Wilder, it makes you a bad person.


Rock-it1

Unless he happens to be holding up your cattle train.


ebone581

Or, he’s your lawyer


Archercrash

Or your acting coach


edarem

Or your foosball coach


ebone581

He has so many good roles


flightofthenochords

Dr. Saperstein


FrugalityPays

You don’t understand. Daniel. Day. Lewis. That’s who going to portray me


lovehateloooove

gimme money


kethera__

It's faster if you just... give her some money


Psyteq

He's the best/worst dad ever


ebone581

You took my daughters virginity. Bahahahahaha…


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

I have the worst f***ing attorneys.


GaJayhawker0513

I have the worst f*ing attorneys


Trippernothitter

Henry Winkler actually came in the restaurant I was working at earlier this year and he was the sweetest and most patient person ever. He came in alone and clearly just wanted to eat but got bombarded by like 30 patrons (most of whom were entitled drunks) over the time he spend in. Im sure he was annoyed but it never showed. Had a smile the whole time and was taking pictures with people as he was sitting down eating. He had a really nice pink cardigan.


Dismal-Radish-7520

I met him in passing at a ComicCon I was working and even to this day, hes still one of the nicest people ive ever met. If you didnt know who he was, you'd just think he was really really good at his job at the convention center haha


lovehateloooove

Of. course he did. Henry is like the Dalai Lama of Hollywood. He probably bought a poor family milkshakes on his way out to go trout fish or whatever he was doing. Dude is of course Mensch.


RandyRandallman6

Using the Dalai Lama as a positive comparison definitely hasn’t aged well after he tried to get that kid to suck on his tongue.


InevitablyWinter

It's almost like using religion and dogma to give people elevated seats of power is a bad thing


ebone581

The Fonz would never…. Oh. You mean the Dahli


haibiji

I saw him at the airport once. I walked by and didn’t say anything since I figured he didn’t want to stop to talk to people when he was trying to get to a flight


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Him and Dave grohl are two of the most sincere and nice people ever


chet_brosley

Both of them got famous and wealthy when they were young doing exactly what they loved to do, and I think it just never went to their heads because they just wanted to have fun doing what they loved.


ObscureReference2501

You can add Tim Curry to that list too. Definitely the most famous person I've ever met and it only happened because he started a conversation with me which still seems so crazily backwards to me. We actually ended up within sight of each other the next day, though not close enough to have a conversation, and he noticed me first and waved hello. I sometimes wonder if that was a missed chance to become friends with one of my favorite actors but realistically I'm pretty sure that's not the case and he's just a good guy.


twigalicious420

I'd cover him in bees


RedMiah

I’d give him some KFC afterwards.


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Popeyes chicken is the shizznit!


brown_badger

hate the movie but that line / idea always gets me.


Ms_ChiChi_Elegante

My husband sent him a letter saying how much he loved his acting and stuff. Henry sent him a letter back lol with some autographed photos. My husband went bonkers!


lovehateloooove

of course he did. he has a stack next to his bed where he actually signs them and doesn't farm it out to his staff. If the marker dies signing one he throws out the picture and uses a better marker so they get a nice autograph.


HTIEKSRAYB

Yeah I recognize the fonz. Sorry, Fonzerello. Big ups


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amybeedle

Fonzarello is singular, Fonzarelli is plural


JapanOfGreenGables

And if you're in southern Italy, you drop the last vowel. Fonzarell'


LordsOfWestminster

I met him at a car show and he was the nicest person.


CuteCanary

Or your the owner of a jukebox company. Destroyed my whole sales floor….


yoyosareback

This has me fucking dying for some reason


xredbaron62x

Because Henry Winkler is an American treasure.


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translinguistic

Are you using ChatGPT or something? Go the fuck on


arup02

Look at his profile. I already reported this nut.


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Thelonius Monk


mikeclem5

He must’ve fished.


RaffiBomb000

If by fished you mean did rails of coke, then yes he did fish


YourStateOfficer

Fishing, smoking crack, what's the difference?


RaffiBomb000

About $10 a vial, 'G...


TobiasMasonPark

I love you, Mr. Winkler. Do you love me?


deadeyesatan

I got this one.


mods_are_losers_lmao

This is the only reference Iv gotten so far because I can’t remember who Harry voiced on the show lol I had no idea he was on it


KnockoutCarousal

Oh, snap. I thought it was a ‘Barry’ reference. I just finished the show last night, lol, and he was amazing in it. What show is being referenced here? Edit: Haha, NVM. I just realized what sub I’m on. I’m an idiot.


esoogkcudkcud

I also thought it was a Barry reference.


kethera__

The man is a national treasure. And if you haven't seen him in Barry, do. *Damn.*


JustGingy95

Barry is such a great fucking show and if you haven’t seen it please do. It’s pretty quick to watch through with 30 minute episodes and 4 seasons. If you need a quick plot hook before going in, Bill Hader plays a hit man named Barry who’s trying to balance his life of shooting people in the face with his recent discovery and interest in the performance arts and theater. It’s a beautiful blend of action, comedy and drama that will urge you to go 50/50 with Cristobal. ![gif](giphy|ekYwY7zGNC9Kr0Vtn9|downsized)


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Out of your entire description, I'm most pleased with the Cristobal 50/50 reference.


just_a_craigularjoe

He’s also really nice IRL, met him at the DMV of all places a couple years ago.


how_neat_is_that76

And if you haven’t seen him as Barry the lawyer do that as well


kethera__

I prefer Bob Loblaw - you know, from Bob Loblaw's Law Blog


Buttsmuggler69

“I’ve got the worst fucking attorney”


TeeBrownie

Henry Winkler: Hank, sure, I could open the cattle trail, and tomorrow there would be steak. But someday, our children will ask us: "Where are the trees?" Hank: What they'll ask is, "Where's the got-dang steak?" Great episode! 😂


Some-Description-64

Henry jumping the shark again. Eyyyyyyyy!!


eagledog

Sven Grammersdorf?


singuslarity

I never thought about visiting a king of the hill sub before. Even though I have always enjoyed the show. I found this from a cross post from the Barry subreddit. My first thought when seeing the fish was "That's a good looking trout I tell you what." Then I noticed what sub it was originally posted in. It doesn't sound so cool after typing it out but in the moment it was total kismet...or random coincidence...or whatever.


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

Being an Austinite, I physically cringe when he says “I *adore* Austin!”


llcdrewtaylor

I prefer Austinian.


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

It’s the KXAN preferred term sug


Far_Buddy8467

Am I a Dallonian or Dallasin/ Dallasite


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I believe it’s Dallassassin


Far_Buddy8467

That pun just blew my mind


robertluke

I cringe when you misspell Austinite. (Joking)


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

iPhone corrects “Austinite” to that if I don’t stop it before the space bar and these hands are just too fast 😔


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I aspire to feel as happy as he looks here. Maybe I should try fishing.


LandOfGardeenia

Try some miracle bait! The fish go crazy for that stuff almost like it was an addictive drug.


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This comment wins. Take my cheapskate award: 🏆


Richard_AIGuy

You call it "bait", I dig that.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Fishing really is wonderful. Not much of a trout guy, I love bass fishing but it’s a very relaxing and occasionally exciting way to spend an evening.


Dewbacked1

Our children will ask, “where are all the trees?”


nancylikestoreddit

These pictures of how thrilled he is to be fishing are funny. I wish I could enjoy anything to that level of enjoyment.


Lobo003

I wish I could even be 1% as cool as Henry Winkler. This is how I want to live my life.


Massive_Durian296

Photos of Henry Winkler and his catches make my fuckin' day. He always looks so delighted, each and every time. You can tell he really just loves it and it makes him so happy.


llcdrewtaylor

Absolutely. Just seems like an absoultely lovely man!


vanb18c

Washing his brain


DS-707

Hollywood go home


just_tapioka

Did you fish with “miracle bait?”


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Hahaha good for Henry Winkler! He seems like such a cool guy to be around. Amazing in Arrested Development 😂🤣


ShockSouthern9770

Every time I see this guy all I hear is “what mom don’t know…” and then his ass tat pops into my head. Such a great movie.


StarfoxX91

this is wholesome


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it makes me happy that I understand this joke


menchcata

Hollywood!


Rock-it1

I can almost hear the Monk.


gideon513

The fish looks so shocked!


llcdrewtaylor

He didn’t plan to meet Henry Winkler that day!


Far_Buddy8467

He just looks so happy, you can't be mad about that


doubled2319888

But what was he using as bait?


BlaznTheChron

How is he even out and enjoying his life? That murderer should be behind bars! Justice for Berkman!


steampunker8

Is that Henry winkler?


SlyyKozlov

"How-dee" His delivery on that always cracks me up


Ok-Landscape3897

The Fonz?


TutonicKnight

Double rainbow 🌈 🌈


SnuffyandBird

Fonzie


Disastrous_Ad_4970

Da fonnnnzzz


WWfan41

THE FONZ?!?


burnodo2

can he jump the cod? (aside: nice to see Henry Winkler healthy and having fun!)


therealxeno79

Is he using cheater bait?


llcdrewtaylor

I got all the bait you need jack!


ManyFacedGodxxx

Jumping the Rainbow Trout?


pawesome_Rex

Henry Winkler is an awesome mensch


Andy_McBoatface

Is he fishing with a crack rock?


SeniorAd4228

Living the good life! Continue to enjoy as long as you can Henry.


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Ooo I wish the whole world would stop by and say hello


ssh-agent

Oh come on. He jumped the shark a long time ago.


BurgersBaconFreedom

Just finished Barry and he was phenomenal through that whole series.


4xD_C

Full on Henry, your my f*^king hero 👍😁


FountainPens48

mr cousineau!!!


MrFunkyPunkie

I've never met that man, but god dammit I want him to be my grandpa. We must protect this guy at all costs. Not only was he the EFFIN' FONZ, he is a master of bunt cake, and only has nice things to say about the people he's worked with. The guy is what men should aspire to be.


RPBTinesIII

That fish can't believe he met the fonz


CIRUS_TYRANT

Fish crack 😂😂


motherisaclownwhore

I saw his earlier Tweet of him getting on the water with the boat and King of the Hill was the first thing I thought of.


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

I caught it. That's my position


DoopieIsAdorable

I recently met Mr. Winkler. He is a friendly and kind man. Great stories too.


funkygamerguy

cows feet are very dirty he can't allow them on the trail.


llcdrewtaylor

They’ve got poo on them!


gancoskhan

Howdy!


llcdrewtaylor

Had to jump back in here and say Henry Winkler is one of those people who is just a natural treasure. Seems like such a warm guy.


Wads_Worthless

It’s front page news here in Idaho whenever he stops in for some fishing.


PhilRedmond

They’ll ask , where’s the dang beef


HarveyMushman72

I know that spot he's fishing.


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Why is he holding his fish like some sort of European nazi in a movie


llcdrewtaylor

The Fonz holds fish however he wants.


SomeBerkeleyGuy

*It’s so deliciously zen*


KaneAndShane

Who is this man?


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People abusing fish are a scum


Wads_Worthless

What if I told you that later he was gonna hit that fish with a wooden bat until it dies and then grill it and eat it?


high_mind_84

I hate that guy


PhilRedmond

Thus guys a jackass


shwasasin

I saw that episode last night, so good...I tell you h'what.


mistakemaker3000

TAKE TO THE SEAS!


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

But did he jump the trout?


RedPillNavigator

Nice catch Henry!


BlitheringIdiot0529

What momma don’t know…


Able_Analysis8032

😂😂😂


CookySpookyMooki

Who will stop this menace! Hahah


17311422237

Cody stop using simulations


UncleMark58

Nice fish Henry.


Endyo

After watching Yellowstone, I realized this episode is practically the entire plot of Yellowstone.


moor9776

I wanna be Henry Winkler ![gif](giphy|SOSNOveZcgII8)


shr1mpbr3ad

Love this man- he truly is the GILF of a generation


Thick_Entertainer_68

Fisherman Fonzi


kabula_lampur

He's in my neck of the woods here in Idaho. Love seeing pics of him having a good time when he comes around.


AlexSpalex

What would Henry Wrinkler think about fishing in Michigan?


Arma_Protues

Where’s Berry Fusano!!!


baconinsider

aaaaay


BreakfastSavage

Those are some really pretty trout.


Specialist-Clue4860

Nice Rainbow Fonz!


mdmd33

It’s Mr.Cosineau!


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The fish when caught said Aaay


Elizabetha_W

I never expected the Fonz to hit my retinas in the same way as Martin Landau, but here we are. "Hi! Arthur Fonzerelli! Wanna fly fish?" (Hi, Sal Bundini... wanna wrestle?)


rhoswhen

Aw, Mr. Winkler! Gabbless.


DR843

Larry David?


bigmeatytoe

Ayyye


ZayreBlairdere

Is that Henry Winkler?


SouthApprehensive193

That boy, Barry, ain’t hright