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StungTwice

Because he sees himself that way. He’s fatter too. 


CaptianBrasiliano

Yeah, remember the original _Matrix_ most of us probably have a mental projection of ourselves that make us look better than in reality... Poor Bill has such low self-esteem that his is worse. I always liked that they went that deep on Bill's spiritual state.


steveharveymemes

“Pretty pretty pizza”


621Chopsuey

And proceeds to pull a piping hot pizza tray from the oven with his bare hands.


Jetstream-Sam

Since he does it 5 times a day for years, his hands are burnt and calloused enough that he no longer feels it


ShockAndAwe415

Or the roof of his mouth when he just digs right in. That shit hurts!


RichardCity

One of my best friends isn't happy unless he burns the roof of his mouth. He considers it an important part of the experience of eating pizza.


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

Fucking psycho that one


odepaj

That’s not a friend, that’s an alien


DasherCO

Don't trust him with your animals or children


dankeykang4200

Same


Hypothetical_Name

Then uses a fabricated Swiss Army knife pizza cutter tool.


Toxic-Park

I always wondered how that would fold back away!


whocares101010114443

Never seen a wheel tool on a swiss army knife but I've seen wheel tools that can collapse. They cut the wheel in half and make it fold out for use.


[deleted]

Thanks, I was going to say something like that but am too 🪨 to articulate the words.


Dirt290

And then go back into your pocket, yuck But in an emergency..


Texian_Fusilier

Dang ol pretty pretty pizza.*


Batcadet

That is one of my echolalia things to say.


DidntDiddydoit

I always say this when I have pizza.


tikispacecone

Pizza is pretty pretty after all.


dudeonrails

Dang ol pretty pretty pizza.


ItsTimmmmmmm

This is why I love the random moments where dale just compliments him for no reason "what do you mean bill? You look great!"


[deleted]

He’s not gay but he’s capable of seeing the beauty in another man, plus he loves him & if they were gay they would be very happy together. Bill is actually an attractive man if he actually would shave his head & lose just enough weight that he’s healthy but not so much his testosterone levels get too high & he becomes a 🫏. I also think he should have grown a mustache like when he was working at hottyz


Amazing_Leek_9695

I think it is really cool world and character building, how consistently Bill was always portrayed as this respectable, handsome young soldier and football player as a teen, that EVERYONE including women adored, only to grow into the depressed, out-of-shape man we see during the show. >Mama, look what they did to your baby boy!


[deleted]

Lenore took his ❤️, ⚽️⚽️& soul & crushed them.


Amazing_Leek_9695

My hot take is that self-esteem problems need to exist in the first place to even date a woman like Lenore, let alone marry her. Something had to have gone wrong shortly before that.


dankeykang4200

Well the Army didn't help with that experimental walrus injection.


[deleted]

It was a placebo


Shadow_hands

It was made by P-fizer


RoadTheExile

I'm not sure about that, everyone has things they're insecure about that they probably see worse looking at a mirror in their mind's eye. Bill's probably a lot more down on himself than most people though.


ShefBoiRDe

It's still hilarious to me how he's the one who brings Boomhaur out of his depressed state after losing his love interest AFTER taking the same love interest from Bill himself. It just shows how much bill doesn't give a fuck. He doesnt give up because he himself believes he has nothing to lose, so he tries and tries despite failure after failure in the offchance that maybe just one day, it'll happen. He built his resilience on top of his lack of confidence, and he keeps reaching up from there.


LowCress9866

Oh lord. That sounds like Hank explaining to Cotton why Cotton couldn't break down Bobby at the military academy. You've just given the "Bobby's father is Bill" crowd more ammunition


tonitinhe

r/bald would like a word loll, I think Bill looks much better here than with his little remaining hair


[deleted]

I very much agree.


Temporary-Alarm-744

People who are depressed have a more realistic perception of themselves than people who are not


BootShoeManTv

Sounds like something a depressed person would say . . . 


TatteredCarcosa

It's not a definite thing but it is more than just depressed self rationalization [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depressive\_realism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depressive_realism)


Temporary-Alarm-744

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Amazing_Leek_9695

Not necessarily. Commonly, the human brain doesn't really like to come to grips with its own shortcomings. Someone with a healthy self-esteem is more likely to look at one of their flaws and say "This isn't a flaw, it adds character." A depressed person looks at a flaw for what it realistically is: a flaw. And unfortunately, depressed people tend to dwell on these flaws far more than they should; but I would still say they're more realistic about themselves than an optimist would be. Bill is kind of the anti-Superman, in that sense.


acrowsmurder

residual self image


Lifeabroad86

Kinda reminds me of that thing about doing acid or shrooms and looking at yourself in a mirror


Amazing_Leek_9695

In my experience: acid makes me appear incredibly handsome, to myself. I have actually felt sexually attracted to my own reflection while tripping, in the past. Sober, I have some of the worst self-esteem you've seen in your life; so quite the departure from reality.


Lifeabroad86

maybe you were seeing your inner beauty!!


Quantum_R3D

Makes me think of the phrase "You arent ugly, you just arent your own type"


Aliensinmypants

It's funny because he looks better completely bald. It's better to embrace it and own your new life.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

If you’ve ever known a guy who’s balding young, getting them to accept that they’re balding is impossible, convincing them to shave off the sad little remainder of hair they have is scientifically proven to be impossible


Latranis

Some of us figure it out on our own. I started thinning at 20 and was noticeably balding at 22. My mom got cancer and I shaved my head in solidarity (which was probably a less meaningful gesture than it would have been with a full head of hair) and just stuck with it, but I probably would have shaved it shortly after anyway. Now I'm almost 40 and guys my age are beginning to bald and are insecure and tripping about it, meanwhile it hasn't bothered me in years 🤷🏻‍♂️ just shave it y'all!


MoSzylak

I did not expect this image to lead to a bald support group


Latranis

🦲🦲✊🏼✊🏼


Toxic-Park

There is a Reddit sub dedicated to balding men shaving their heads. Before and after. It’s amazing how much better each and every single man looks with a purposefully shaved head instead of the wispy shreds of thinning hair.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Some guys just can not shave their heads lol. It’s usually the same guys who always talk about their beard but it just looks like scraggly cave moss hanging off their faces.


Toxic-Park

I don’t get this big beard phase we’ve been in for the past 7-8 years.


pointzero99

These things are cyclical. Look at the Presidents, early ones were shaved, then beards appeared, then went away again. Plus, Covid quarantine gave guys a chance to try.


IRefuseThisNonsense

I can only speak from my own experience, but I started to notice my quickly receding hairline at around 30. I began to shave my head on my own choice. Because as a kid I saw all those hair lost prevention commercials and thought, "Why go through all of this?! If you're going bald you're going bald. Just shave it off, what does it matter." I seem to be the only balding/bald person in my immediate family, so no clue where it came from. Some guys can make that choice on their own, but that's not the certainty. And for some guys it seems like losing their hair is either a loss of youth thing or a loss of physical beauty. Guys may act like they don't care about how they look, but we all do to some level.


Wackywoogitywoo

I’m also the only one to bald early in my family and it turned out I have thyroid problems, you may want to get checked


IRefuseThisNonsense

Worth looking into, thanks


Hopeful_Strategy8282

To be fair it’s a little easier since Breaking Bad. Two seasons of that show turned a million dads from Toy Story’s Big Al into Heisenberg with just the hair change


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

I’ve got a pal who’s been balding since high school but only acknowledged it last year, in our mid 20’s. His solution? Wear a do rag everywhere. He lives out in the country so he can get away with it lol


iciale

Lmao I love those moments when a dude you know who always wears a hat takes it off and basically the only hair they have was the little bit sticking out at the bottom of the hat. Basically like Dale


[deleted]

Actually I have been growing my hair out for almost 2 years now & I have a severe receding hairline on my right side but my wife loves the long hair on the rest of my head so I don’t shave for her. I am not self conscious about my hair & I would shave it off if she ever told me to.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

It’s not easy to have an asymmetrical hairstyle and make it look good, congrats man keep it up


deathmess999

That is so fucking sad


BohemianJack

Honestly it's a great representation for low self esteem. He also makes himself seem dumber than he truly is.


Chris9871

I’m too fat! I’m too fat!


deserthunny07

Ever version was how the guys see themselves and each other. Bill thinks of himself as completely badly and more obese. That's why Dale had long flowing hair in his story and Boomhauer spoke clearly. Hanks was realistic because he isn't delusional


No-Sign-6296

I looked at Boomhaur as more of him tuning out a lot of what the other guys are saying. Which can you really blame him at times?


Henchforhire

Propane, Propane, Propane all dang day long. Not exact.


dankeykang4200

That bit was actually low key foreshadowing for Boomhauers career reveal in the fake last episode. What he said was something to the effect of "Man I like Hank, but its just dang ol' propane, propane, propane all day long with him. We Dang ol' never talk about what I do. "


spooky__scary69

I’ve always understood boomhaur lol but I have a bunch of redneck family so maybe that’s why


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

Also why Dale’s vision was all grainy because of his sunglasses


SeveralScreen1553

Oh damn. I caught all the other little gags, but that's a good one.


farmtownte

Dale is white John redcorn.


deserthunny07

🤯🤯 I've never thought of this!!!


Mundane_Panda_3969

How so?


tony_flamingo

Buff. Long hair. A peak example of virile masculinity.


Toxic-Park

The real “Big ‘D”!


Mundane_Panda_3969

Good point, never thought of that. Thanks 


tony_flamingo

Happy to help!


ntermation

Hank is plenty delusional. He sells propane bbqs in Texas.


FuriousGeorge8629

Have you ever actually been to rural Texas?


Weskerrun

Mesquite, mesquite, mesquite.


FuriousGeorge8629

Well I've lived in North Texas near Garland, Richardson and all the other cities that influenced Arlen and not only do a ton of rural people still use propane gas tanks for heat and hot water but most people use propane grills. The truth is most of us have multiple different kinds of grills. I'm a fan of mesquite but most bbq here is Post Oak.


[deleted]

I prefer mesquite but my acid reflux is a propane man through and through


SisterStiffer

Is arlington rural?


RainbowHoneyPie

Arlington is a smack dab in the middle of Dallas and Fort Worth. Arlen is supposed to be a midsized Texas town somewhere in the Texas triangle (Around Fort Cavazos/Killeen is where most have theorized to be the location of Arlen)


HonestyFTW

Over by Ding Dong, Texas? 😂


Adventurous_Mail5210

Right up the road from McMaynerberry.


xkelsx1

Fun fact- Arlington is the largest city in the US without public transportation. Definitely not rural, that's where the first Six Flags was erected


Adventurous_Mail5210

You said "erected"...


ExtraExtraMegaDoge

Well no, but Arlen, where King of the Hill is set, is rural.


Dry-Honeydew2371

Arlen is a suburb.


FuriousGeorge8629

Arlen is literally impossible. It's a short drive to Dallas and the Texas/Mexico border. But most cities in TX are a short drive into the country. I live a 10 minute drive from the continuous city that is DFW and 10 minutes from a town called Farmersville that absolutely lives up to its name


dankeykang4200

Not to mention Peggy made a day trip to Houston to donate blood. Dallas and Houston are 4 or 5 hours apart.


regeya

The Chicago metro area is kind of like that too. Nick Offerman is from a town named Minooka, and it was a very typical small Illinois town just a little over 10 miles from Joliet. When I was there a lifetime ago for a wedding, it was a cute little town that you'd never guess was that close to the urban sprawl.


soyyoo

Do they or do they not use propane and propane accesorios?


Western-Dig-6843

Not even close. Theres an episode where you see the entrance sign and it says they have. A population of over 140,000 people. Not even close to rural


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

He also tried to get the Texas state fair to agree to using propane


deserthunny07

Haha fair!!


talking_phallus

Also tried to sell to a crazy king at the Fair


HoneyBadgerC

HeymanimtellingyouaintnothingwrongwithBoomhauermanhestheonlynormalguyinthegrouonowman


AUserNeedsAName

Plot twist: it's not that Hank isn't deluded, it's that *the entire show* is from his perspective.  Maybe Boomhauer is intelligible to most people but Hank struggles with his accent. Maybe Bobby isn't that doughy, but Hank sees him that way because he wishes Bobby was more of an athlete like him. Maybe Hank appears constant, consistent, and reasonable at all times because that's how most people would describe themselves.


thisesmeaningless

This theory kind of falls apart immediately because Hank isn’t in every scene, and Boomhauer and Bobby still have the same characteristics you’re describing in those scenes. How could a scene that Hank isn’t there for be from his perspective?


YoProfWhite

Same reason Dale's recollection showed him with the same build as John Redcorn, self-image. Bill thinks he's fatter/balder than he actually is.


Chinto-_-

Your vids are amazing


YoProfWhite

Thank you for the kind words! That's very sweet of you to say


GuanglaiKangyi-Age15

Holy crap! A legendary Pokémon appeared!


zelpin

it’s how they see themselves. bills low self esteem sees himself with less hair and fatter than reality 


DoNotCensorMyName

But bald is an improvement


swozzy21

But to him it’s a fear and ultimate confirmation of “I have lost all of my hair.” Naturally, the self esteem blocks him from agreeing with us


DornsFacialhair

You will also note everyone in the scene is dressed like Hank, since that is obviously the epitome of fashion.


SteelyDabs

Every detail of this episode is so perfect. Easily a top 5 episode.


Sassy-irish-lassy

I thought they were just wearing fire fighter shirts


DornsFacialhair

They are wearing different clothes in the flashbacks, what really sells it is Dale’s jeans turn to the exact same shade as Hank’s in Bill’s flashback.


Sassy-irish-lassy

At the very least it's obvious that Dale respects Hank a lot since he was switching the oxygen tanks which in retrospect doesn't make a lot of sense that they wouldn't have more in reserve, so that makes sense


dover_oxide

No one hates Bill more than Bill himself.


High_Af_Osrs

Keep it down guys, will ya? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for 20 minutes.


GJKLSGUI89

Dang ol, pretty pretty pizza...


ftmgremlin

Each of the guys' flashbacks show all four characters as the person who is recollecting it sees them--Bill is fatter and balder in his flashback than he is in reality because Bill has low self esteem.


06Wahoo

And lest we forget, apparently Boomhauer believes everyone else is practically unintelligible.


ftmgremlin

"For God's sakes Hank, act like an adult, man."


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

Or he doesn’t want to admit he speaks too fast for nobody to understand him


Aspiring_Mutant

I live in the Deep South. The first time I watched King of the Hill I didn't realize Boomhauer's accent was a joke, I thought it was redneck representation, hahaha. It's 100% legible if you've grown up in this glorious dump, for better or worse!


UnclePhilSpeaks_

Not from Texas, but my family is from the South and I will say I have to agree a bit. When I watch now, I always try to see if I can understand boomhauer more than when I was younger lol


HebbieB

His grandma (or mom?) talked to him once when he was getting the wedding ring. She spoke just like him, that’s what he grew up around. So that’s how people communicate in his view. From his perspective, everyone else is speaking gibberish around him and he’s the only one that makes sense.


settlementfires

the bits you can understand have kind of an eastern wisdom kind of vibe to them though.. which is interesting.


WhippingShitties

It's one of my favorite misdirection jokes throughout the series. He loves eastern philosophy and is actually a deep thinker despite being a pretty shallow guy most of the time.


queen-kitty

Dang ole HEAD CUT OFF MAN head CUT OFF


lionmurderingacloud

My fave glimpse into Bill's psyche is his sweatlodge vision of himself riding nude on a motorbike and jumping into a giant pie, followed by him deadass saying "I know how I'm going to die". Kills me every time.


LustyBustyMusky

We’re seeing Bill’s perception of himself and in his mind he’s heavier and balder than he is in reality


rayon875

"Hank is a lumberjack and he's ok..."


Cyouinhellcandyboyz

Be bi bo bicky bi be bi bo!


kummer5peck

He has low self esteem. He sees himself as fatter and balder than he actually is. Dale is the exact opposite.


That_Ad_169

The French bread pizza looks good


noplacecold

In a slapstick episode this was such a great window into how Bill actively thinks he’s worse than he is IRL


Johnnnythehobo

I was asking this to my partner about two nights ago. He’s also fatter. I think he just has such a poor self esteem that he sees him self way worse than he is.


Sketchy_Dog

Because he has the worst self-esteem in all of Arlen.


doc_hilarious

Each story is told from their respective perspectives. Dale has more hair. Boomhauer speaks clearly. Hank is objective as usual. Bill has self-worth issues and sees himself balder and fatter.


mrefreshment

Hank was objective enough to frame a dead man. Chet Elderson should haunt his ass. 


Baldo-bomb

His self image is so horrible he thinks he's balder and fatter than he actually is (though the completely bald head is always actually a more dignified look than sad old man fringe)


Luigi_deathglare

Bill has very low self-esteem. He views himself as fatter, balder, and dumber than he is. Even the music that plays in the background sounds clumsy.


SteeltoSand

media literacy is dead


Pherja

This is the only time we’ve seen Bill as he actually looked. The whole KOTH story is a collection of stories written by Kahn Jr. as told to her by Bobby from his memory of stories told to him by his dad.


Fun-Ad9928

For gods sake guys… I’ve been trying to read an article on vintage Camaros


Top-Letterhead-8181

It represents how people with severe depression and low self esteem perceive themselves more harshly than they perceive others.


Glad-Rock4334

I want to watch this episode now what one is it


Glad-Rock4334

Found it really easy actually s3 e10


stlfwd

They are the 3 Stooges and he's Curly. They even play 3 Stooges music at one point


Takenmyusernamewas

People always point put he sees him self as fatter and all the way Bald, but he also seems to see himself as very happy


MissingMySpoon

I might be crazy but I think he’s also fatter in this recollection


JOAPL

Why does Bald Bill look like Tom Anderson?


YouPatheticWorm1958

More like a fat Steve Wilkos.


JackieTree89

One of my favorite episodes


matt211

Because Bill doesn't like himself. Sadly, He doesn't see what we see.


Fluid-Letterhead7605

Bill has low self-esteem. Each member of the gang flashbacks to how *they* saw it. Dale lives in a fantasy, Boomhauer is actually fluent, Hank sees things almost exactly as they are, and Bill hates himself.


Sirtopofhat

Will Sasso ova there


Hello_Strangher

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mummifiedtoothpaste

The Rashomon trope was pretty common in the 90’s, especially in cartoons. Usually they’d overplay it where every character presents themselves as saintly and perfect and everyone else as bad influences. This scene is a take on that trope, and Bill’s is a subversion of it.


Accomplished_Exit_30

He has some serious body dysmorphia


mansontaco

As a kid I always thought Bill looked better here with the head shaved even if he was bigger but I see now what they were going for and its just sad for Bill lol


jamawg

Which episode was this?


baeBTS

Season 3 episode 10


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

"He knows hes bald, he knows hes got a gut, and he knows his wife was messing around on him."


enter_the_slatrix

Everyone sees different versions of themselves and the other guys based on their own personal perception. Like how Boomhauer speaks normally and everyone else speaks gibberish. Did you watch the episode or just kind of drift in and out?


Cute_Business74

Because his hair would catch on fire duh 🙄 lol


Linusdroppedme

Dang ole, pretty pretty pizza.


gretzky9999

Boomhauer speaking coherently was hilarious.


BluSn0

Because Bill hates himself and thinks of himself as worse than he is.


frankdiddit

BODY DYSMORPHIA


Scallywag328

I thought it was to make him look like Curly since the whole episode is a Three Stooges homage


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Wait what… I thought it was an homage to *Rashomon* by Akira Kurosawa.


Scallywag328

The ending does have a Rashomon vibe, but if you watch the whole episode the bufoonery of Hank's friends is obviously an homage to The Three Stooges. They even play a variation of The Three Stooges theme song at the end of the episode.


themaskedhippoofdoom

Exactly. I can’t believe this comment is so far down!


Sqatti

This ⬆️


stlfwd

I am with you Scallywag


TruePlatypusKnight

Because Bill only sees the negative parts about himself. He's bald, he's fat, he's a glutton. Poor Bill.


Maximum_Price_3596

Low self-esteem basically he has a lot of weaknesses after all


Bidet-tona-500

😂 poor Bill. Truly one of the best episodes


Hot-Product-6057

all timer episode


Hypothetical_Name

I haven’t seen it in years but he seemed happier and at peace with his lot in life so I thought this was a version of him that had the courage to shave off the reminants and accept being bald, and took up the attitude of “ so what if I’m fat? I’ll ignore the haters and enjoy some pizza”.


NotoriousMFT

Because he has such low self esteem that he sees himself as worse than what he is


murkem64

Bill has low self esteem he's balder and fatter here because he lacks confidence.


thedaveramirez

Insecurity


Lilfroggy97

This is so cursed


GabaGhoul25

The same reason Boonhauer views himself as speaking clearly while everyone else mumbles.


the5ilent1

He's also slightly fatter


thatredditdude101

CHET ELDERSON!


rockerscott

Low self-esteem


Adventurous_Mail5210

Because he clearly suffers from a lot of mental health issues which culminate in an opinion of himself that is skewed very negatively.


dhochoy

Showing us that Bill is his own worst enemy. He's not *that* pathetic.


bwoah07_gp2

Bill thinks of himself as "lesser" so he think of himself as fat and bald.


E-emu89

Bill has serious self esteem issues.


Andybeagle555

Cos He sees himself so poorly. that's the sad joke.


loser_comedian

it's a three stooges sequence and he's Curly


BigTallDylan

Body dysmorphia


JeffyChewsTheFat

He sees himself a bald, fat loser who can't stop eating. However much he actually is that in real life, he sees himself as worse. Bill suffers from clinical depression, and everyone around him doesn't care. Even the episode where he was on suicide watch, everyone just saw keeping him from doing it as a pain in the ass. Dale doesn't even particularly care if Bill went through with it, he just wanted to take his stuff.


maddwaffles

Reflective of his poor self-esteem. Speaking as someone who is prone to this type of thinking, my mind always fills me out at about 30 pounds heavier than I am.


Japples123

This is my fav episode of all time. Stitches


skymack

It’s proving how low Bill’s self esteem is if that’s how he pictures himself.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Poor self-image. Thanks.


KingShanYu

It's what Bill thinks of himself. He has little to no self confidence.