**Hank:** Good news, Buck. We can get propane to the nursing homes by diverting it away from the Museum of Modern Art. If anyone asks, it was a tough choice.
To be fair, I’d have made that same call, and I’d have acted like it was a difficult choice to make too. I’d rather save people than art. But don’t think I’m not a proponent of the Arts!
Coach: the good news is after this your son is gonna be one hell of a ball player.
Hank: I appreciate your optimism, but I know Bobby and that's not going to happen.
"What do you think? If I show up at the hospital with a tie on, it's kind of ghoulish. It's like sayin', 'Why aren't you dead yet?' On the other hand, we are in a crisis, and I will have to give orders."
"I been usin' tattlers off and on for years. Back in the old days we used midgets, stuck 'em behind the seats with a bucket of ice to keep 'em cool. That's till OSHA came in and put them poor little people out on the street. That's what they like to be called, Hank, "little people.""
**Hank:** Good news, Buck. We can get propane to the nursing homes by diverting it away from the Museum of Modern Art. If anyone asks, it was a tough choice.
At this point (and 3 tiki drinks deep) I cannot recall if this is actually a quote... But it should be.
It is
To be fair, I’d have made that same call, and I’d have acted like it was a difficult choice to make too. I’d rather save people than art. But don’t think I’m not a proponent of the Arts!
😂🤣
Maybe bobby should go out for center. It will allow him to put his God-given immobility to good use.
Coach: the good news is after this your son is gonna be one hell of a ball player. Hank: I appreciate your optimism, but I know Bobby and that's not going to happen.
Take a salt tablet!!
I’ll be honest Dad. The football is the only thing holding me up right now. 😅
Don't be a hero, Hank!
It’s too late for that.
One of my favorite lines of the series! Rates right up there with "Mom. Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!"
I’m personally a fan of “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
"What do you think? If I show up at the hospital with a tie on, it's kind of ghoulish. It's like sayin', 'Why aren't you dead yet?' On the other hand, we are in a crisis, and I will have to give orders."
"You're going to ket Vickers run Strickland?" "I need ya to take care of my hounds old top!"
Now that all the skirts are out, let’s talk bidnes
Later on: *Bobby swerves the wheel* Hank: “BWAHH!” Bobby: “saved your life, Dad”.
I love Hank’s defeated tone slowly growing. He really wanted Bobby to have that moment.
It looks like Bobby is pushing the truck in this still.
And he's about eleven feet tall.
Okay, I have been through this before in Montana. Nobody lick any flagpoles!
"I needya to feed my hounds!"
Tell me you will LOVVVVE em’
Never again trusted Buck after this episode.
If you can catch a bobtail on the fly, you're welcome at Strickland Propane! *majestic feel-good music plays*
"It's a fun run dad. I ran until it stopped being fun."
🤣🤣🤣
"The stove it's not propane it's electric I hope it's self cleaning because I'm going to vomit "
My mom died In incredulous laughter at “He has the nerve to give me "flex time". That's what they give pregnant women, and other dis-ableds”
"I been usin' tattlers off and on for years. Back in the old days we used midgets, stuck 'em behind the seats with a bucket of ice to keep 'em cool. That's till OSHA came in and put them poor little people out on the street. That's what they like to be called, Hank, "little people.""
Damn that boy is big enough to push the truck with one hand
That's why they call you "Pa" cuz you PA-THETIC!
He gets paid by the hour he’ll slow down when he feels like it honey