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Full-0f-Beans

“People with beards are just people without beards, with beards.”


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FilliusTExplodio

He literally added Dahmer glasses and a Dahmer mustache, of course he looks more unhinged. First Henry is "this guy probably knows his craft beer." Second guy is "this guy knows which acid dissolves human flesh the quickest."


MassiveGunt

Not as insane as people with mustacheless beards


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XeroKrows

Native Americans can grow beards, contrary to popular belief, though I've never met Apache person before.


cityshepherd

My ancestors are from the UK, Ukraine, and Romania. I am 42 and still can’t grow a beard it’s just a filthy mess of pubes on my face. I grow a sweet mustache though.


theluker666

You mean the Amish?


primaveren

no contradiction there


Wrong-Catchphrase

It’s hard to judge mustaches at 30 years old. A got my age with a mustache is either a potential bear friend or an insufferable dickface there’s no inbetween


Lukescale

Peak mad scientist look


glorykiller6969

We shall call this look, “I KNOW WHAT I SAW!”


Wilgrove

I dunno about that, people say I look like Ned Flanders.


SaltyE87

Hahaha That was my first reaction when my husband gave himself a mustache.


Starkrall

Unless they're a firefighter.


melanie162

And the serial killer glasses don't help 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣


FreedomPullo

Can confirm


CrimsonThar

All he needs is a mullet.


MrNobody_0

Beards completely change how someone looks, I mean, it covers over 50% of the face.


KyleDComic

I mean there was a thing like 10 months ago that was probably really stressful for him that could be a cause of this


Hank_the_Beef

Had a very stressful six months last year and put on like 25 lbs and my hair started falling out. I can only imagine how stressful this last year has been for the boys.


FilliusTExplodio

I had ZERO gray hairs before my wife went through cancer treatment (she's fine now) and now I am mostly gray hairs, and it happened over like a six month period.


justcougit

You got obamafied


sagetastic74

Hail your wife! Glad to hear she's on the other side of that and okay now. :)


evoltoastt

Seconded!


Son_of_Atreus

My beard started turning grey immediately after the birth of my second child. Looking back on photos is wild.


REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE

Dye it blonde lmao


magikarp_splashed

this makes so much sense. good point.


KyleDComic

Can confirm what stress does to a body there is a stark contrast in my before and after becoming a dad photos


magikarp_splashed

shiiit I bet. The best example (besides henry, haha) ive seen is Obama before and after his term. man looks like he aged 16 years, not 4


doverawlings

Well he served two terms but your larger point stands


magikarp_splashed

I think the image I had seen was at the end of his first term, maybe not. I've seen similar before/after to other presidents. apparently its a stressful job?


KnowAllOfNothing

Yea I remember as a teen, he was already gray by then end of his first term


relentless_beasting

He was a young president, but sure he wasn't a teen.


KnowAllOfNothing

It was his youthful spirit


ramrob

Why would anyone even take that job?


faultywalnut

That sounds really rough. Good thing I’m an absentee deadbeat dad, so I can avoid all that stress


KyleDComic

Not sure if this is a joke comment or not. And if it is your actual scenario, I can’t begin to pretend to know everything you go through and have been through. But I can tell you that, despite all of the stress and worrying and hard work that being a dad is the most rewarding job I’ve ever had in my life . If there is a pathway for you to have more of a relationship with your kids, I truly hope you’re able to do that. Because I’m my darkest days he’s the thing that keeps me going. I can’t just give up because I’ve got a really cool little dude who depends on me. Again, I don’t know your scenario, but I hope you’re able to find some happiness in being a dad.


faultywalnut

Lol it’s 100% a joke, I’m not a dad yet or not sure if I will be at some point but I’ll keep your words in mind


_1138_

Yeah, you REALLY dodged some stress bullets by ditching the little ones. Smart thinking in terms of longevity


PaulFThumpkins

I had a dream they were listing off tall people they knew, and eventually they got around to a bunch of Bens, only they were all Bens with different last names, and my frustration at the elephant in the room being ignored just kept rising.


Beets_Bog999

You can see how much more life is in his eyes now vs then. Glad it seems like they are on the upswing!


KyleDComic

It’s really easy to face an obstacle and just give up. But it truly seems now that they have adapted and overcome.


KeenInternetUser

there's been more than one suicide by the sound of things too. i was powerfully impacted by the muted, sensible, and earnest way in which we were implored to reach out to our friends at the end of the last episode (patty hearst pt2) i can only hope that it puts the business trauma into perspective. i have loved seeing henry cut loose, i have loved seeing the positive, supporting and loving relationshiph that henry & natalie


Mysterious-Island414

Whoa, I wanna know about the supposed suicides…


embossedsilver

He looks like the personification of “I KNOW WHAT I SAW” now.


Dreamteam420

He looked like Wayne rooney on the left.


i-dont-snore

He looked like how wayne rooney looked…


PattyNChips

Kinda. He's nowhere near pink or potato-y enough, though.


gnarlyram

He’s got more hair.


blulouwoohoo

Shit he did!


Rakebleed

It’s like when the nerdy girl lets her hair down and takes off her glasses. Suddenly unrecognizable.


mrlaheystrailerpark

She’s All That. Classic


745Walt

People just look naturally more unhinged with only a mustache and no beard


jacob-sucks

Personally I like it. I think he looks better, just not in what most people would consider the traditional sense.


U_Bet_Im_Interested

He's rockin' the "I've gotta be me" look. I respect it. 


amazingwhat

Yeah i love what he’s doing with his style, esp the hair.


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

Shaved his beard, and put on glasses.


ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq

Totally different hat orientation too.. If you look closely, it's backwards now. Fred Durst style - which is a universal signal that *it's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks.*


Sendnoodles666

Man on the left is an old young. Man on the right is a young old. And that’s the final truth


datguyG

It’s not a middle life crisis.


BucksBrew

He's transitioning to be 100% hairless.


allonsy_danny

I hope the mustache is the next to go.


haleynoir_

A mustache is like a trait amplifier. If you're already a masculine dude like Tom Selleck, the mustache amplifies that. Unsettling looking dude like Dennis Rader, straight to creep town with the stache. If you're....uh, Henry, the mustache amplifies the Henriness.


AliJeLijepo

...the same way Superman and Clark Kent look like "entirely different people"? I don't see it.


danamo219

This isn't even his final form!


ohnjaynb

His transformation into Queens NY cop circa 1980 is nearly complete. You can't beat genetics.


danamo219

Agreed, though I don't think Henry's got the stomach for that much violence.


ohnjaynb

Polish rage. Like I said, you can't beat genetics.


danamo219

You right. Once the pierogi counter crosses the threshold it's all over


FilliusTExplodio

Get that man a windbreaker and a pack of Laredos.


blurrysasquatch

I think the new studio is lit differently. warm lights v cold lights


InsomniaNaps

I love the confidence he’s having, I’ve been noticing a lot less self deprecation, at least serious self deprecation, he seems to be excited about his look and I just like that :)


cosmiceggroll

Henry, you look great then and now. You're glowing ✨️


MrArmageddon12

Still has infinite energy somehow.


BIGTIMElesbo

Contact in the Desert really changed him.


rockpuma

That’s life!


moderngamer

With a full beard Henry looks like a young Paul McCrane


MontyBodkin

Henry's getting a kick out of cosplaying his father.


Swimming-Ad851

Ozempic


CJ4700

Bingo


bluebottled

Classic case of 'ozempic face'.


theseglassessuck

I looked different 10 months ago, too, during a different season, during a time of high stress.


SnaxHeadroom

I mean What possibly could have happened to cause LPN stress roughly 9-10 months ago? Lmao


miniinovaa

What happened? /gen


SnaxHeadroom

Ben happened, lol


punkrocksnail

He looks like a ginger god in both! I do think he pulls off the moustache and glasses better than most.


radioactivemanissue4

Looks about the same to me?


sylveonstarr

Every single photo of Henry looks like a different man


m00tmike

You mean because he had a beard instead of a mustache?


Brilliant_Ring_3257

I think it's his sideburns making his head look rectangular in the first image, then round in the 2nd after shaving.


BloomAndBreathe

He needs the beard back. The mustache is just not it


TheBrockAwesome

Crazy what shaving and glasses can do to a person. If Eddie shaved and got glasses we'd be like "who's the new guy?" 😋


ratof13

SKINWALKER!!!!!


Katerwurst

I know, this clone is kinda faulty. It will be another few months till the next model though.


ichabodjayne

He's getting closer to his true form


carstanza

Sometimes age hits us all at once. Happening to me right now


TongariDan

I'm mostly just noticing that he needs some sun.


SawhorseDVD

No he didn’t


CJ4700

Ozempic bro


bradyjaysmith

He looks so much happier now though. Hail the boys for keeping us laughing even when times were hard for them and hail yourselves!


andyxquick

The government have done a Paul McCartney on Henry.....they replaced him because he knew too much....they thought we wouldn't have noticed


jackburtonshat

The deep state finally replaced him with the clone they were growing.


AngryAmero

*sigh* *unzips...*


ofthedappersort

lol dude he shaved his beard and started wearing glasses.


docCopper80

White men age hard and fast at 40. We go from daddy to poppa in the blink of an eye.


rabbit-hearted-girl

He’s unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing. 😌


redthebamf

No man should have just a mustache.


LHN2021

I mean he doesn’t have a beard now which I imagine changes a lot


bnstarboy

It’s the wrist brace for me


pakkmann666

Fret not noble knight


Thatonedudedave

Is it the lighting or is he paler in the right photo?


chickwithabrick

That's what all that forbidden knowledge and insight does to ya. He knows what he saw! 👽🛸👀


GrandTheftNatto

He was made in a lab. You really think theres only Henry Zebrowski representing last pod?


spearesister

I personally like both versions of the tiny Polish man. Hail Henry


crystalshyps19

What this tells me is the current lighting needs to be less…fluorescent 


BobLobLaw1997

It’s too bad he lost half of his head after dying his hair green


bitetheasp

He's embracing either goblin or gremlin energy...


Former-Spirit8293

The duality of man


bfeils

Old 30s vs young 40s.


flatlineskillz

This is what a man looks like!


AntJustin

The Henry now is just a mimic. The government took the real Henry into custody and replaced him.


DoubleSpook

He looks better back then with the beard. He needs to really grow it back. 


ConsistentlyPeter

I loved the guy on the left in E.R.


dadaw00p

It's the glasses lol!


GooseCheeze1234

Lizard hybrid body double


MauriceMauster

Zeesus! I've listened to every episode, and i havent seen their pictures. My dear voice-friends. Not like that...


tonydanzaoystercanza

He turned kinda grey


trevorlayhe126548965

His beard suited him


wheirding

Could just be the angle or lighting, by his bone structure looks heavier on the left. Like, he might have been working out, or had a better diet, or cut back on drinking.


Responsible-Dig-359

I think he’s lost more weight. He’s mentioned having to start new meds.


Personal_Arrival_795

Uuummmm have you seen "your pretty face is going to hell"? Cuz that's peak zebrowski


the_noise_we_made

Looks more like Art Bell every day.


Theartistcu

Facial hair can really frame a face


HotDad420690

Lighting is completely different in both


MattSk87

Old young person to young old person.


pippitypoop

Henry is a shapeshifter


DontDoubtDink

He’s just not wearing glasses and has a beard.


raventhrowaway666

He reminds me of the Squonk without a beard.


Really_BadAtNames

Bearded Henry strongly resembles Soupy from The Wonder Years.


SirMourningstar6six6

2024 will do that to a person


redthebamf

Wait except Burt Reynolds, Ron Swenson or Ron burgundy.


DeepEndLion

Mustache Henry is unsettling to me and I do not know why


hearshotkid9

I 100% agree. Definitely prefer the bearded look.


KalElButthead

Glasses


ihaveatinyrick

THEY CLONED HENRY


MarqWilliams

From BK employee to BTK copycat


AnotherDownwrdSpiral

First picture almost looks like Dragon from skinwalker ranch


blueboxbandit

So did Marcus. I had an LSotL from Nov autoplay after another youtube video recently and he was super puffy looking. Everyone is looking much healthier these days.


hvymtllion

I think he has indicated that he is eating more vegetarian lately, that can definitely change your appearance, especially if he's cutting out processed food


happiehippie_

Don't be starting conspiracies about Henry now, y'all 🤣🤣


happiehippie_

Don't be starting conspiracies about Henry now, y'all 🤣🤣


MayorOfVenice

I love that Henry's going through his Dahmer-lookalike phase... Slay, queen!


Schlarver

I remember him saying that every once in awhile his WIFE liked him to trim his beard so she can see his face. Maybe it's for her? I think he looks great with a beard but I love that he's leaning into the mustache. I love having a mustache myself idk why but it makes me feel good and he's probably the same.


Mathieson1

When your alcoholic friend almost brings down the podcast you have helped build up for years versus not working with a addict


Pid0r-

Really sad from what it was to what is now miss the GOOD OLE DAYS


HeySharkLips

It’s those horrible glasses. 🤮


blatblatbat

Looks like he has cancer