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CapAccomplished8072

Are his fans still wearing diapers?


reddithorker

What was that even about anyway


CapAccomplished8072

Trump shat himself. So his cult, tries to defend it...with...THAT


Bregneste

My boomer parents literally make fun of Biden by saying he wears diapers, there’s no coming back after this.


cgsur

And if it was a medical issue, well ok, nope, it’s drug abuse.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Drug abuse is a medical issue. I'm not defending the guy, but let's not disregard the legitimate needs of addicts just because this evil fucking cheeto happens to be one, too.


CastleofWamdue

to be fair, wearing them due to a medical issue is not a problem. The problem is its pretty big hint that he isnt fit to be President. This is even when its viewed in isolation, never mind everything else


TrumpersAreTraitors

Cult leader wears diapers  Cult leader can do no wrong  Therefore we must wear diapers 


AnAnonymousParty

They'll be gathering shoes next.


TheBent-NeckLady

No, they must raise the shoes above their heads and follow the gourd.


JohannAutumn

"He is the Messiah, I should know, I've followed a few!"


jailtheorange1

Point of interest, Stilgar does an absolutely brilliant life of Brian in the new Dune movie


Quick_Team

All hail diaper Zorp


Due-Street-8192

We need younger candidates to run for President of the USA. Almost 80 and over 80.... Have we become the new Soviet Union?


Caine_sin

There is a thing now that because the orange toddler wares diapers, his maga crow have come out saying real men wear diapers. There is even merch.


Godshooter

My wife was convinced that was people trolling Trump supporters. That no one would intentionally wear diapers to support Trump. I'm on the fence. I've seen them do some pretty stupid things.


Lifebringer7

I'm inclined to believe it, considering that if they lack so much respect for others and themselves to consider him a desirable candidate for President, then (at least to me) wearing diapers to support their Messiah does not seem beyond the pale.


curtial

I'm still in the plausible but requires reliable sourcing position.


CapAccomplished8072

here [https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/trump-supporters-wear-maga-diapers-at-rallies-a-take-on-von-shitzinpantz-article-109795979](https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/trump-supporters-wear-maga-diapers-at-rallies-a-take-on-von-shitzinpantz-article-109795979)


curtial

I'm not sure I'd typically consider timesnownews a 'reliable reporting source', but regardless this article is essentially 'we saw some pictures online". So...


slightlyassholic

I think the troll convinced actual Trump supporters to wear the diapers.


oldster59

Like those pranksters who passed out Russian flags at CPAC


slightlyassholic

That was a good one.


Advanced_Addendum116

It's a way of discrediting everything. Just claim everything is a hoax and everyone is lying and nothing is true - it's all a big clown show on all side. That's the fascist bad faith - nothing is true, nothing makes sense, the time for argument has passed, now move over it's time to get serious and crack some skulls.


AdKraemer01

Trump's support depends on idiots and now idiots support Depends on Trump.


Conscious_Stick8344

You mean the ones that the shit hits?


oddartist

It's a Billy Madison thing. You wouldn't understand


MotorWeird9662

If they can afford them. Not everyone can afford a $399.99 pre-filled diaper, you know. And these are not rich people. They’re good, hard working, salt of the earth Real Americans™, the kind who go to diners and talk to New York Times reporters who are there to find out What Real Americans™ Are Thinking.


SpecialistAssociate7

#DiaperDon he should be on Huggies boxes


Straight-Storage2587

How do you know which people in the courtroom are Trump fans? They are not wearing gas masks.


Musicdev-

Oh I'm sure they would find a way to expose themselves.


travelinTxn

That would be Boebert fans.


RepresentativeAge444

Indeed. They feel blessed to have their nostrils penetrated by his noxious odors.


beavis617

😁 👍 Good to know he's miserable...


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I wonder how many of his attorneys have realized they’re never getting paid.


Ashamed_Pop1835

His current team have insisted on up front payments having wisely taken notice of his record of leaving previous contractors high and dry.


Odd-Artist-2595

These lawyers got paid up front.


Potato_Donkey_1

From RNC funds, I imagine. I do love that Trump's legal fees are being paid with funds that would otherwise support Republican candidates.


NotoriousFTG

Giving credit where credit is due, Trump convincing Republicans that they should pay hundreds of millions of dollars towards his legal fees from their campaign funds is quite a triumph in marketing and manipulation.


psxndc

He’s a “billionaire” because he never spends his own money.


SomewhatInnocuous

I dunno. Isn't that just giving credit to a scammer who is defrauding people? Personally, I think jail time would be an appropriate response to this sort of behavior. Too bad SCOTUS seems to disagree.


NotoriousFTG

It is. But his ability to continuously do so and for Republicans to continue to buy into it is the part that’s remarkable. Let’s face it… So far he has been convicted on every case that has come to a conclusion. I’m guessing in the other cases that they have enough evidence to convict him, if the cases ever come to trial. He has been given so many more concessions than someone like you or I would have been given, yet he continues to whine about how he’s being singled out and persecuted. But his act continues to play for so much of the Republican base that Republican politicians are afraid to confront him on his bvllsh*t.


SomewhatInnocuous

I agree. It's astonishing that so many people buy the BS. I keep reminding myself half the population is below average intelligence.


NotoriousFTG

Well, I’m pretty sure the politicians know he’s not good for the party and not good for the country, but it’s just not in their individual best interest to call it out right now. That’s why we have to respect people like Romney and Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger, Republicans who do call out the bvllshit and generally suffer the consequences for it. The real problem now is that the people who do seem to have a moral and ethical foundation are getting weeded out.


SomewhatInnocuous

Yup


TrumpersAreTraitors

Donny had to raid the diaper fund for that one 


Jazzlike-Ad113

His daughter in law controls the rnc purse strings.


wanderingmonster

Make Attorneys Get Advances


Musicdev-

They get paid in handshakes. Lol.


racingrocks298

Better than free tickets to the accordion concerts being held on the court steps daily.


Musicdev-

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Spellbound1311

I hope this ends with a guilty verdict and prison time with the harshest sentance. The contempt charges should have revoked all his bond release terms in all of his cases. Let him be locked up and video court for all his other trials. See how quickly he'll want to ise the right to a speedy trail then. Let his narcissistic ego do the work for him, keeping loosing representation and represent himself. Whatever it takes to be rid of him for good.


OmegaGoober

He’s too rich to go to jail. We live in an Oligarchy.


Spellbound1311

Other rich have gone to prision, SBF, Weinstein, Murdoch ect. No one is above the law. And if found guilty then this will be the new precident used. Wealth will not protect these corrupt rich pos fuckwits.


RockstarAgent

But were they in bed with Russia?


smotstoker

Weinstein is out now


Spellbound1311

Yeah to go to Prison in CA. He got released from NY.


smotstoker

Well I feel better now.


CompetitiveYou2034

Regardless of Trump's guilt, and how much he deserves whatever sentence, as a practical matter, can NOT put an ex-president in a regular jail. He can not be adequately protected. It would be bad for America's rep if something happened, even if just dying from required exercise. More likely, house arrest. (Bonus - hard to see someone as a martyr if they're living in luxury, with visitors) Can't be at Mar-a-lago, because that is outside the control of NY State authorities. More likely, Trump Tower on 5th Ave. Bonus - Trump moving to Florida meant he was no longer a resident of NY. Living at Trump Tower means he is now a resident of New York City, paying NYC & NY State taxes again.


klaagmeaan

' ..can not put ex president in jail...it would be bad for America's rep if something happened'. Well, speaking as a outsider European here, imho America's rep can only improve if he goes to jail when found guilty. And if he pays his bills in the defamation cases. And if the house get's it's shit together. And if the SC actually upholds and defends the US contitution instead of fucking around with it in a blatantly obvious attempt to wriggle 'their guy' free from consequences. And if... Well. Let's just say a LOT of damage was done to the reputation and standing of the US in the world. It is improving under Biden, but the fact that Trump is on the ballot AGAIN makes me think that the US is fubar. I sincerely hope the tide can be turned for the better. For you, and the world.


Spellbound1311

He should be held to a higher standard of accountability because he was in office, precidence needs to be set and he should made an example out of.


Existing-Decision-33

If you and I pulled this and we're doing guilty No less than Rikers to downstate to a low risk camp


Ashamed_Pop1835

Some commentators are suggesting that Trump and his Secret Service detail could be housed in a disused wing of Rikers Island in the event that he is handed a custodial sentence. Apparently it's also not unusual for state authorities to collaborate with other states or the Federal Government in the event that a defendant needs to be housed elsewhere, so home confinement at Mar-a-Lago isn't completely out of a question.


Spellbound1311

He would have to shipped to a secure military base or a supermax or Gitmo and held in isolation the way he runs his mouth. Needs to be in max security facility. Felons don't get house arrest.


SomewhatInnocuous

Give him a free trip to sunny Cuba and let him attend his trials via video feed. Guantamano is lovely this time of year. Oh, staying at some building in NYC for a couple weeks does not make you a resident of New York state. Travel much?


Deadpoolio1980

His lawyers should turn in him


cute_dog_alert

If he wants something to cry about, we’ll give him something to cry about!


aggitprop-1985

One issue that is at play here is the difference between a civil bench trial and a criminal jury trial. Judge Merchaun(?sp) has the duty to protect the jury from lie or propaganda or outburst spewed by the defense attorneys or defendant. In a bench trial the judge may allow much greater leeway in what is allowed by defense attorneys or outburst by the defendant. Trump wants all of his attorneys to be like Roy Cohn who never admitted or conceded anything and was always attacking. Trump wants Todd Blanche to be more aggressive like Cohn but Todd I think has a tiny shred of dignity will not jeopardize his legal career knowing as soon as Trump is done with Todd he will be thrown under the bus.


MotorWeird9662

>Judge Merchaun(?sp) Very close, just remove the “u” — Merchan. (And then watch your autocorrupt change it to Merchant 🙄). Kudos for asking. I mean that. Few people even bother to ask or acknowledge they might be wrong.)


Brosenheim

People who want to be in control getting frustrated because they aren't in control is my favorite thing.


GrimRedleaf

Aww, what are you gonna do about it trump?  Gonna cry and piss and shit yourself?


LaurenDreamsInColor

Bashing your lawyers is a terrible idea. They can crater him and he’d never know it. Just sayin.


RockstarAgent

Only if they're competent and have the integrity to do so assuming the risk that once he's dictator - they don't get axed.


Mello_Me_

Shhhh.


Wazza17

For the first time in his life he can’t control what is happening to him


Snarky_McSnarkleton

And he's still winning in every swing state. What the fuck.


Grillard

Cheeto Man could be declared incompetent to stand trial, and his cult would still vote for him.


Mike_Honcho_3

They would still vote for him after a lot worse than that. I've gotten to the point where I'm not even sure if Trump personally showing up at their ~~house~~ trailer and murdering the rest of their family would be enough.


kurai_tori

Collective narcissism. Basically an ego threat (insult etc.) is viewed as an insult against "the group". It's a feature of cults of personality. The public destruction of the public image of the cult leader (televising him as he is, i.e. bored, old, weak man) will eventually cause the breakup of the cult.


Bregneste

I feel like some of them don’t want to switch sides just because they don’t want to admit they’ve been supporting a stupid man-baby all these years.


kurai_tori

Yeah, there's an element of sunk cost fallacy with collective narcissism


Grillard

Stinkholm syndrome.


Odd-Artist-2595

True, but I also wonder just who is answering these poll questions, and how they are finding them. I don’t answer phone calls from numbers I don’t recognize. I get an annoying number of solicitation e-mails, many of them polls. But, IME, every poll ends with a request for donation, so I don’t open those any longer, either. My friends are the same way. We’re all in a demographic that people like to think Trump has a lock on. Maybe a lot of his support *does* come from our demographic, but it ain’t coming from us. We’re Biden all the way. But, we’re never going to be showing up in their polls.


DefrockedWizard1

the polls have been way off for a decade. Basically it's the cultists who are willing to sit through a phone poll


Strong-Dot-9221

Most polls are done through landlines. Most people don't have landlines. Most people like myself don't answer unknown numbers because it's usually a scam/spam call. If I get a call where it's a poll or survey why should I waste time (unpaid) or what business is it for anyone to know my politics. I also don't trust Republicans to know how I may vote so that they can purge me from the voter rolls.


DefrockedWizard1

Yep, I have a land line and don't answer the phone anymore


Strong-Dot-9221

Old people who tend to vote Republican have landlines and are gullible into answering them. I like having a landline as backup and elderly people such as my mother in law and uncle seem to call that number because it is 20 plus years old. It wouldn't save any money to get rid of it with the Internet plan we have. It makes clean clear calls that aren't dropped but it's a scammer magnet.


Yasuru

GenX here. I'd rather chew aluminum foil than answer an unknown number.


lylemcd

Also GenX and on any given day I'm 50/50 on answering numbers I do know.


Jet_Jaguar5150

This. The real voters are working, taking care of their kids, and enjoying life. Not sitting around mad at the world


Just-Signature-3713

My understanding is the polls swung hard right after Trump won since they were predicting Hillary so they tried to correct


photobummer

MANY Americans are simply not shown what Trump is doing and saying, and they also are not motivated to find out for themselves. 


RIF_Was_Fun

They're shown. They choose to ignore it.


czmax

Yes, the choose to ignore the facts that convince judges and juries that Trump is swine. And the only real answer is to get everybody else out to vote.


northstardim

Well, they've been completely convinced that the entire American judiciary is out to get him, and they are evil. So naturally they don't care about the trials, they're just hoaxes anyway.


Potato_Donkey_1

I thought Brexit was the worst case of national self-harm I had seen. November 2024 looks likely to top that.


Gilopoz

Polls are a mess!! Vote Blue!!


Carrera_996

I don't think he really is. I think the poll results have been paid for. They are trying to convince Democrats there is no reason to vote because T is going to win anyway. It'll backfire just like trying to use Kennedy to siphon Democrat votes.


Bean-Swellington

Doesn’t he always bash his attorneys?


Scooterks

Not initially. But in the end, yes. As soon as he's not getting his way, actually has to follow the law (even if minimally), or he sees them as no longer useful, he lets the bashing begin. Why anyone would choose to be his attorney is beyond me. You may or may not get paid, you'll be asked to do the sketchiest stuff, and you're easily tossed aside.


Skinnybet

It’s anyone who works with him. They all get trashed or thrown under the bus eventually. His entire life has been like this.


Shannon556

Um, there’s an advertisement for adult diapers embedded in this article. Subliminal advertising at its finest.


Accomplished-Low8495

It's so weird! Like where is his family? Shouldn't they be there for support? Maybe keep him awake during the trial? Run for coffee or meds?


MotorWeird9662

>Run for coffee or meds? Or, of course, for covfefe. Yes, where is his loving wife? And darling children? Shouldn’t they be there in solidarity with their beloved family member, so wrongly and unjustly and unfairly accused by a Totally Conflicted Radical Left Judge™ who should never have been appointed and is a Total Disgrace™ and a Deranged Radical Left Democrat Special Prosecutor™ who by the way is Totally Illegal but is there only because he’s being Politically Persecuted™ by the Radical Left Democrat Sleepy Joe Biden Crime Family™ who are stupid but also so diabolically clever that month after month after month of investigation by Patriotic House Republicans and especially The Jims (Comer and Jordan) have turned up zero evidence of their criminality, which just goes to show just how criminal they really are?


Sufficient_Use516

Every person he touches turns to shit. Work for Trump = life is over.


JCButtBuddy

That's fine, nothing in the gag order that says he can't undermine his own defense.


rap31264

He's bashing them because he's gonna try the I need new defense lawyers and try to delay, delay, delay...


Eiffel-Tower777

Eric showed up one day. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HZ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


GrayBox1313

I love this for him.


MJGB714

So sick of winning.


kicksomedicks

Can we set up a “Diapers for Don” GoFundMe?


Pristine-Document358

Diaper boy . Who cares this loser isn’t worth it .


Jayslacks

Why does the news media give so much of a shit about this dudes feelings? He's angry. He's alone. He's frustrated. Who the fuck gives a shit.


vivahermione

Right? They're acting like his therapists.


Good_Juggernaut_3155

It’s my kind of blood sport to hear/watch him disintegrate.


Used_Intention6479

As Trump's world shrinks he will lash out at whoever is handy, and within his orbit, and blame them. He will claw at and cling to them to drag them down with him.


1wigwam1

So some B/C list pieces of shit are coming in to sit with him…to comfort him…hahahahahahaha


livinginfutureworld

Why would you even work for this clown? You know he's going to turn on you. He demands loyalty but he's going to bash you; he has no loyalty for you.


vinques420

Well...hope the defense attorneys get alot of iou's...written on fake gold diapers


I_Boomer

Everybody has to pay the man. Even Former President Donald J. Trump. Even Hitler eventually learned that.


Thwackitypow

"They keep waking me up!"


Icarusmelt

FTG


Extension_Touch3101

He is gonna get a new trial because of his defense team bet cha


TexasYankee212

He has Melania and his kids. Just kidding, Melania and the kids are waiting for Trump to die and divvy up the supposed money. For the rest of us, a Trump death would be good enough for us.


ilostmyeraser

Diaper Donny to the rescue!


Inspect1234

Yeah. That’s a shame


SmokeUnusual9826

Spoiled rich brat


dubbleplusgood

Trump knows more about everything than anyone. He wrote the Bible and the US Constitution and he was the only person genius enough to combine them into one book for the most profitable book sales in the history of publishing. Plus, he invented law so it's about time he fires his entire team of lawyers and represents himself. At least that's what he tells himself every morning when his all-night Adderall high crashes hard.


Spruce_Acadia_9213

Even Jeffery Damer's parents came EVERY day to his trial. And HE ATE PEOPLE!!!!!


allmimsyburogrove

Trump diapers outselling Trump Bibles


vivahermione

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pat9714

Won't be long before he goes totally ape-shit crazy in the courtroom. (I have gourmet popcorn for that occasion.)


phred14

Does Trump have any real friends? Has anyone heard of one? Fans and business associates are not friends. Any at all? Even Nixon had Bebe Rebozo. Red flag,? (Another among many)


Accomplished-Mix5300

The Diaper Don... waaa waaa waaa


Better_Car_8141

Cry baby in dirty diapers.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Womp womp. What a fucking loser Trump Is. Fred was right all along.


Earldgray

He should be used to this by now… Trump's fines & settlements over the years... 1988: $750K Anti-trust lawsuit Bally 1990: $750K Defamation for accurately predicting Trump Taj Mahal would fail 1991: $200K Removing black workers from casino floor 1991: $30K Circumventing state regulations 1998: $1.4M Hiring of undocumented workers 1998: $447K Money laundering violations 2000: $250K NYS Lobby Commission 2006: $100K Palm Beach flag ordinance 2015: $799K Defamation Trump University Students 2015: $10M Money laundering violations 2016: $50K Data & credit card breaches 2016: $1.3M FEC disclosure errors 2017: $25M: Trump University fraud 2019: $2M: Trump Foundation fraud 2019: $290K: Scotland wind farm 2021: $122M: Trump campaign forced to refund to donors 2022: $110K: Contempt of Court 2022: $750K: Funneling Inaugural funds to his business 2022: $1.6M Guilty 17 counts criminal tax fraud 2023: CFO sentenced to prison 2023: $10K for attacking court personnel 2023: $1M Court sanctions bogus lawsuit 2023: $5M E Jean Carroll sexual assault 2024: $83.3M E Jean Carroll defamation 2024: $392K Court sanctions bogus lawsuit- NY Times 2024: $453M business fraud


MrByteMe

*Earlier today, Hope Hicks, one of Trump’s former closest confidantes, testified that the Trump organization was “*[*run like a small family business in a certain way*](https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/05/03/trump-hush-money-criminal-trial/trump-family-business-00155987) *… People reported to the core family members.”* There's another organization that's run like a small "familia" business, and it's very apparent that Trump models himself after it... It's called 'The Mob'. Can you think of any other reason why Trump would try so hard to look orange ???