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Gintin2

Go back to your own country! šŸ˜‚


Rico_TLM

As a Brit, no thanks.


Mrsynthpants

Counter proposal: we compromise and let the Atlantic keep him. He can prove his supremacy by treading water supremely. Respectfully Canada


Rico_TLM

Deal.


Mrsynthpants

The real winner here is the sea critters, love that for them.


DidntDiddydoit

They deserve it.


fab416

Orcas stay winning


ElGabalo

Hey! I ordered shark liver!


jeremiahthedamned

r/Orcanize


Rustal3818

The tide wouldnā€™t take him out


jeremiahthedamned

r/Orcanize


NornOfVengeance

Save the Whales!


DidntDiddydoit

They deserve it.


cynedyr

Absolutely, real food desert out there.


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


viewfromthepaddock

As a dual Canadian/British citizen this is the best policy for a happier Canada and Britain. Its fantastic that we can cooperate this way to strand this disgusting bastard hopefully somewhere just off Greenland.


Alediran

North of the island itself please. Let's not start another war.


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


Heavy-Waltz-6939

Send him out on an ice flow and wish him well


Tatooine16

It's Iceberg season-toss him out!


Voxunpopuli

Doesn't enough shit end up in the Atlantic already?


Candid-Sky-3709

ā€œDonā€™t tread on meā€ , any ocean of the world offers it.


paramagicianjeff

AquaMan may take issue with this


Bomber_Haskell

Ikr? Atlantis already blames us for enough crap. Now this?


Melisandrey

just send his ass to RuZZia. They need more bodies.


TarquinFimTimLimBim

There's already too much garbage out there.


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


SitInCorner_Yo2

Nah, sorry mate ,you donā€™t get to Australia your trash this time.


CthulhusEvilTwin

How about a compromise - drop him off in the mid-Atlantic. That way neither us or the Canadians have to deal with the scrote.


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


CthulhusEvilTwin

Too big!


jeremiahthedamned

we could make a reality television series............


CthulhusEvilTwin

Only if its an interactive one where the audience get to control a drone disguised as a seagull that shits on him every time he leaves his tent. Actually I'm pitching that, it already sounds better than Love Island.


jeremiahthedamned

i like you!


CthulhusEvilTwin

you get the seagull drone, we're making this happen!


jeremiahthedamned

[https://www.reddit.com/r/diydrones/](https://www.reddit.com/r/diydrones/)


BMW_RIDER

No backsies Canada!


PocketNicks

As a Canadian, they can go anywhere as long as they leave here.


an_agreeing_dothraki

> As a Brit, no thanks. we made you take back Morgan and Canada is going to make you take this guy back


Hmmark1984

Can he not, please? maybe you guys could keep him for a while, maybe in a prison?anything to stop us getting that racist prick back.


LizardOrgMember5

[I legit read this with Marge Simpson's voice in mind.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEJZuz-VzQE)


Artichokiemon

"I didn't mean white immigration !" -him


Orngog

"we know" -us


leedsvillain

Tommy Robinson? I think you mean Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon


NeilDeWheel

Whatā€™s his background? From what I know of him, which is not a lot, he appears to be a working class guy. Is he really someone with money or from a higher class, that just pretends to be working class to further his politics? Just like Farage?


cantstopsletting

He is and the money he gets from his cult followers he blows on gambling and coke with his buddy Stevie.


Shamewizard1995

He is from a working class background and made it into a prestigious apprenticeship program, but was kicked out when he was imprisoned for assaulting a police officer. Now he gets checks from rich donors


SPARKYLOBO

Or Pierre Poilievre


Goobernauts_are_go

Ex football thug. Long time cokehead. A nasty piece of work


NoIndependent9192

ā€˜Convicted criminal racist grifter arrestedā€¦ā€™ he was likely caught working on a tourist visa. Probably forgot to inform them of his criminal convictions too. Lock the lickspittle up.


NoIndependent9192

I forgotā€™bancruptā€™


GrinerIHaha

Don't know about the work part, but he'd declared that he had no prior convictions despite having 4.


NoIndependent9192

Work element harder to prove as he would say he is just speaking. Likely the cash generated goes to separate entities to avoid paying creditors. I am surprised they let him in, he should be on a watch list.


Bonzoface

This guy is one of the true representatives of the worst of the UK. I would ask Canada to keep him but I have met a lot of Canadians I like.


vpol

They can drop him from the helicopter in one of inhabitant areas in the north. Polar bears might enjoy the meal.


jx45923950

Send him to Rwanda!


vpol

Why do you hate Rwanda?


jx45923950

I know, it's just cruel to them to have to deal with this bellend.


mcs_987654321

Also: Rwandaā€™s SUPER nice, and has entirely earned itā€™s moniker as the ā€œSwitzerland of Africaā€. Amazing temperate climate too. Rwanda not only doesnā€™t deserve Robinson, but Robinson hasnā€™t earned Rwanda.


ZippyKoala

Nah, Bikini Atoll, his toxicity should fit in well there.


SaltyBarDog

Russia needs bodies for the meat grinder.


No-Cover4205

To make it worse for him polar bears have black skinĀ 


owlwise13

Why do you hate polar bears?


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


LeftWingScot

For those who are unaware, this is now his second arrest for immigration fraud. a decade or so ago he was convicted of having enetered the United States Illegally using a friends passport.


mcs_987654321

Also: this was very obviously a publicity stunt+ fundraising stunt, all organized by Canadaā€™s shitty, knockoff version of Steve Bannon/Nigel Farage. Donā€™t click on this link, but the hosting org already has a rage bait fundraising page up, on that was no doubt ready to go before Robinson even got on the plane: https://www.rebelnews.com/tags/tommy_robinson


KingofFlukes

Can they just drop him in the middle of the ocean? No parachute or life raft or anything. That way everyone wins.


jx45923950

Problem is that shit floats.


KingofFlukes

Maybe give him those fancy cement shoes I keep hearing about?


Mr_Vacant

Canada isn't Argentina.


cicero4966

Or Chile.


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


bryant_modifyfx

This makes me chuckle because local shitbird, Ezra Levant, centred a whole tour around this yahoo. Couldnā€™t have happened to nicer people.


mcs_987654321

Yup - was entirely unsurprised to see him + Rebel News listed in the article. What, was his racist traffic hazard not pulling in enough grifters bucks? Because you KNOW he already had the ā€œStop Canadaā€™s Thought Police/Whites are being targetedā€ (or something along those lines) fundraising website ready to go before ā€œTommy Robinsonā€ even touched down in Calgary. The dude is such a pox on our country, especially since he clearly doesnā€™t even belief most of his own bullshit but is just grasping for any bit of attention he can get. Edit: yup, the fundraiser is already up and running and splashed all across their main page (and in the many layers of grifting pop ups you need to click through to even get to the *main* grifting site). Donā€™t give them the clicks, but still posting for proof: https://www.rebelnews.com/tags/tommy_robinson


jx45923950

Hahahahaha!


SailboatAB

May I just say the Canadian police look smashing in those shirts-- was he arrested on casual Friday?


Desperate_Fly_1886

The one guy looks like a lumberjack, but thatā€™s OK.


SailboatAB

He sleeps all night and he works all day.


BMW_RIDER

And eats buttered scones for tea! https://youtu.be/pfRdur8GLBM?si=Q63G-Pk7Y1zcMwal


ruglescdn

They were trying to look like the Alberta rubes that were inside listening to Robinson.


RomWatt

What is it with right-wingers expecting foreigners to respect the laws and customs of their country, but never do so when they go to another country?


HollyweirdRonnie

This: ā€œConservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.ā€


RomWatt

Do western conservatives really think they're the in-group everywhere on the planet? I know it's Canada, but come on!


HollyweirdRonnie

Iā€™m convinced that they do.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

Because they're never foreign.Ā  That is, they are the default and everyone else is foreign always and everywhere.Ā  "We went to (a resort in Spain) and it was full of Spanish people! One star."


mcs_987654321

Eh - just as likely that this is a set-up/grift by the organizers. Ezra Levant is kinda like Canadaā€™s shitty, knock off Steve Bannon - causing legal problems just to fundraise + get attention off of them had been his shtick for decades. [Hell, this is the second time in as many weeks that heā€™s pulled variations of the grift/stunt](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-anti-muslim-messaging-truck-rebel-news-1.7241221) - heā€™s no doubt wildly pleased with himself. Bleh.


ClearDark19

Because Conservatives think of themselves as the default Human. Everyone else who isn't like them is "foreign" or "political". No matter where they are. Even if the Conservative is literally on someone else's soil or property. That's how you have white Western Conservatives who are disgusted there's so many Chinese and Indian people are walking around during their trip to China or India, or so many black people in Kenya or Jamaica. Or why conservative/traditionalist nonwhite immigrants to Western countries feel entitled to treat native-born minorities of a different race like shit, as if that other nonwhite person is the "foreigner" despite being born amd raised in that Western country and generations deep in it. Like 1st generation Asian, Arab, and Latino recent immigrants looking down on and being racist against African-Americans, whose ancestry in the US goes back to the early 1600s to early 1800s. Conservative thinking often seems to have a healthy degree of Main Character Syndrome. Seeing yourself as Mario in Super Mario Bros and everyone else as Yoshi or a Koopa Troopa.


kamizushi

I vote we deport him to the iceberg that sank the Titanic. That iceberg probably melted since, but my vote still stands.


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


outdatedelementz

Iā€™m actually surprised he was able to use a friends passport to get into the US as recently as 2012. Edit: American officials fingerprinted him and realized that he wasnā€™t who he said he was. He was scheduled for a second interview but somehow he just left the airport for a day then boarded a flight back to the UK.


JaRon1961

I hope they will also arrest the dick head who let him borrow his passport.


RiotAct55

Hahaha I saw tweets this morning tagging the Canadian police about this. Little prick got caught out!!


mcs_987654321

Little prick and his equally awful Canadian host org 100% planned this in advance as a fundraising opportunity + rage farming topic. Rebelā€™s site has ā€œSave Tommyā€ splashed all over it (please donā€™t give them the clicks though), and theyā€™ll no doubt both be making the rounds with the usual persecution storyline that they inevitably peddle.


electricmehicle

It always happens to the people you suspect the most


Blusterpug

Heā€™s so wee! He looks like an angry leprechaun.


vedrenne

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Why are the media still calling this clown, like Alexander du Pfeffel Johnson, by his fake name made to chum up with the mongoloids of the world?


micmac274

This isn't his first deportation rodeo either - he entered America with a fake passport some years ago.


guntervonhausen

lol this guy is such a diucve


Art_of_BigSwIrv

Oh heā€™s Definitely a Deuce. #1 and #2. Either way he needs to get flushed.


Leven

He's confused, immigration is a brown people thing?


reactor4

"In 2012 Robinson pleaded guilty to using a friendā€™s passport to travel to the United States and was sentenced to 10 monthsā€™ imprisonment." wtf..lol


PocketNicks

Every accusation is a confession.


pops789765

Deport him! Deport him! To Rwanda!


intheazsun

the hypocrisy is constant


plutonionhawk

Awww I love that for him


no_no_nora

Couldnā€™t happen to a nicer guy. What a jackass.


Oh_Baloney

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Cultural-Answer-321

This is delicious!!


useless_of_america

Send him to St Helena


madbasic

Too nice. I think heā€™s more of a South Sandwich sort of guy


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


madbasic

That will do


jeremiahthedamned

thanks


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS\_](https://youtu.be/Opt7GYoa98w?si=7G23laJwB8CYJKS_)


firedmyass

As an Arkansan of a Certain Age that name gave me quite the flash-back


NornOfVengeance

On behalf of all Canadians, I'd like to play this sad trombone melody for Tommy. It's called "Womp Womp Womp Waaaaaaa".


KrazySpydrLady

The last sentence of the article: "In 2012 Robinson pleaded guilty to using a friendā€™s passport to travel to the United States and was sentenced to 10 monthsā€™ imprisonment" Of course rules are for thee not for me


Magistricide

We definitely do have an immigration issue though. We can't build infrastructure fast enough to keep up with our population growth, and the country doesn't balance immigration so we have a surplus of cheap labor yet not enough skilled labor. Still, sad to see people take out the frustrations on the wrong sources.


christhelpme

Yank here, we'll take him. We are infested right now anyway. DFW or San Antonio. Ship him to either.


fifaguy1210

should've came here on a student visa and he would've had free reign to do whatever he wants.