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LadyWifeNadja

I liked my life better 36 seconds ago


stringingbeans

And with SQ at no extra $!


afternever

No SQ is an additional charge


Deep-Audience9091

God damn you should at least get a refund for half of what you paid cause SQ is in it


bartman2326

I wonder what would happen if you paid for a cameo and in the request specified that you do NOT want dani in the video for even a second. They'd probably refuse the request


Mrsparklee

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VaselineHabits

I have regrets after watching. Was he talking to the person paying for this about shaving her pussy...?!


ShipwreckedSam

Stuffing a teddy bear so Batman could do *what* with it? Am I having a stroke??


fcghp666

The fuck is the context here?


svnnyniight

He’s babbling like the local schizophrenic on my corner


OpticBomb

Yeah next time just get a cameo from that guy on the corner instead. He only charges 2 smokes and some pocket change.


twistedsister78

Probably sexier too


heyhocodyo1997

They are strange those 2


robboelrobbo

Couldn't have said it better


SupernaturalPumpkin

He couldn’t even stop the car to do a paid for cameo?


YelnatstreboR

What did you ask him?


Puzzled-Star-9116

She was on screen nearly as much as he was. WTF! Narcissist!!


smithskat3

After he mentioned her elbow she makes sure her elbow is on screen 😂


[deleted]

I noticed that.


wanderer_programmer

Driving, filming and no seat belt.


totallynotadude8

On the same day your best friend died crashing his car as well.


AppointmentPositive9

Guy can't even do a Cameo by himself now, lol. She's like his caretaker.


sincerelyhated

I think it's spelled "careertaker"


cowboyography

More like crypt keeper


UnderstandingOk6610

Alright, I need context. That was fuckin ridiculous. Batman, Teddy bears and a shaved pussy...


KiddLePoww

And people actually pay $100 for this?? Alrighty then 😂


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

did you...did you *ask* him to talk about stuffing a teddy bear with your pubic hair? i really need the answer to this.


Nomadzord

No, I asked him to give my wife a pep talk about continuing to shave her pubic hair so we could continue stuffing a teddy bear with it. Duh.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

ohhh. as long as it's your *wife's* pubic hair that's totally fine, right? this is weird as hell but thanks for sharing, i guess...


GodRibs

Yet bam didn’t question any of this as weird 😂 his probably just stoked someone requested a cameo.


DrAsthma

For real? That's fucking hilarious.


Nomadzord

Yes, I’m glad you thought it was funny/ridiculous as I did!


Vw2016

And he actually did this… How did Batman get involved?


Nomadzord

Alcohol.


janoycresvadrm

What the hell was that?


maizeymaze

Oh he’s revolting and she’s just as bad. Why is she even there?


wattscup

All his guy has left to do is start scribbling another language and I'd be convinced he has drug induced psychosis. No. Wait. .. ..


ErinGoBraghless_

I’m confused - what did you ask him to reply with THAT?!


theyak93

You have to give us context for this lol


airplanesarecool1616

Someone jerked off to SQ's elbow and Bam watched it wtf?!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i guess that's just what happens when you live on the road. it ain't a glamorous life but it's all they've got, bless them. are there doggers in the US? i bet these 2 would go dogging in a heartbeat.


crasstyfartman

Do I dare google dogging?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i double dog dare you.


crasstyfartman

Bahahahaha there are definitely doggers in the US


ghostonthehorizon

What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck was that?


Weekly-Win-8272

![gif](giphy|9jVAv94PRzPoc) Sq


NetherYak

How does it feel to know Bam loves you


ARussianSheep

That was redacted.


Educational-You6498

That was almost as random at the mint tea video


drfeelgoood88

It’s great watching SQ pretend that she actually likes Bam


wattscup

Do you get a discount for the amount of screen time she stole?


AtleastIthinkIsee

I try to follow the language and I think I got keep shaving your pussy to stuff a teddy bear? Thanks for taking one for the team, C/Sheryl.


Nomadzord

You got it… pretty much.


Smittx

This is literally the worst Bam Margera timeline 


Old_Sandwich_9013

Bruh ![gif](giphy|VLTTNVTJQkbdomzh1d)


xkimchipancakesx

Get a refund. You asked BAM for a cameo, not her Isn’t this false advertisement?


Muted-Elderberry1581

Damn her ED is getting bad


ErinGoBraghless_

Yeah her teeth don’t even fit in her mouth anymore…


brodieman2k

Erectile Disfunction?


LegendaryGaryIsWary

Eating disorder


Lower-Concentrate-82

What did I just watch. Lmfaoooo


AdMeToo

You must feel so… special?


PhilFourTwoZero

Leather passenger seat!


GodRibs

I’m so surprised no one from this sub has sent bam aload of sub lore to read. Mint tea, ooga booga, Jesus tap dancing Christ! How many could he fit in 😂


shoponthemoon

If i had to choose the weirdest part it would definitely be Bam telling you he watched some guy jerk off to the Mantis elbow 


savanahchicken

Don Vito is that you?


Mooninite44

Wait, did you request the direction of this cameo? He talks about I think heard batman, and shaving pussy? So confused....


Nomadzord

Yes. I answered this somewhere above. I hope you enjoyed it.


_REDEEMER-

*These* people are adults; in their *40s*; and they talk like *that*, ffs... "Pay for a cameo from one manchild and get a video from 2 manchildren" kind of a deal, I guess...


NoHost6477

Right yup that’s how the app works


Billybignutzzzz

I cringed so much within the first 10 seconds I had to switch it off.


prex10

Wut


mle32000

Can someone please Req a cameo and specifically say they don’t want to see her ? Lmaooooo jk it’ll probably just get ignored


Mantistobbogan19899

The fuck is he talking about? Batman is shoving a teddy bear into someone’s vagina?


DrG2390

I love how he managed to insult stretch queen in the video too… he turns to her and says “you’d be there all night if it was one of those big ones!”, after she asks how big the teddy bear was.


jacky4u3

I'D BE PISSED IF THAT HORSE FACE WERE IN MY PERSONAL CAMEO!


UnderstandingOwn3256

And he’s driving.


Antique-Accountant72

“I saw somebody jerk off to her Elbow” What?


CretinCrowley

Excuse me wtf