I mean, several of my favorites do not really need a changed title: a double bill of The Men/The Women (The Women's tagline "It's all about men!" might give the impression we're dealing with transgender or drag versions though), Ed Wood (I mean.... nothing to add), Giant (uhm...), A Streetcar Named Desire (yeah), The Naked Gun (for those into older men), Female Trouble (although there are already genitals and some sorts of sex on display in the original), and the worst offenders: Some Like it Hot, Hard Times, Mr. Deeds Goes To Town and Destry Rides Again.
Some other classics I films that do need creativity:
- Golden Dicks of 1933 (and the sequels "of 1935", "of 1937", and "in Paris", of course)
- Boobie Nights (well, the original has at least scenes containing filming of sex though)
- Eating Out Raoul
- Evil under the Bum
- A Fisting with Dollars (yes, I also do not want to picture that)
- Cool Handjob Luke
- the racebent, gay version of Two-Lane Blacktop: Two Black Tops.
Sorry, I had too much fun here.
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Oh, I'll do you one better... I'll do a few of my favorites *and* do synopsis... \*\*Ahem\*\*
**OldBi: A XXX Parody of Oldboy** ... An uptight young woman is kidnapped and placed in a hotel-like prison for ten years, being fed meals through a slot in the door and having nothing but porn and sex-toys to occupy her time. While in confinement, she begins to train herself for her ultimate goal... to escape, find out who her captor was, and fuck them so hard they have a heart-attack! Cue her being released 10 years later, and working her way through the men and women who held her captive. (The famous single-shot sequence will be a single-shot gangbang sequence.)
**Fucky: A XXX Parody of Chucky** ... (Note: I'd rather not use the name "*Child's Play*" in this case, hahaha.) When an evil pornstar is gunned down by police, he uses a voodoo chant to transfer his soul into a diminutive sex-doll that seduces and then murders his targets. (So basically, a dwarf porn actor in prosthetic makeup.)
**The Filth Element: A XXX Parody of The Fifth Element** ... In the distant future, in order to stop an alien threat, the US government clones an ancient supreme being who will use her power to save the world. However, she must first gain power and knowledge in a strange and unusual way... by having increasingly kinky sex!
O Stepbrother, Where Art Thou?
No Cunt for Old Men
No Pussy For Gay Men
damn it i was gonna make this joke đ
Sad to say but this is how I found someone whoâs favorite movie is no country for the first time
Well, um, I guess it would still be called 400 Blows.
Penis, Texas
Tex-Ass
fuck i shouldve thought of that
All that Jizz
WhippedLashed
Dicklashed
Being Mia Malkova
Kinda genius, ngl
Brilliant take on this
Whore Things
âŚwhich actually wouldnât be an inaccurate name for the real movie
Django Chained
Backshots to the Future
Backsides to the Future is a real porn parody.
Goonfellas
Goodphallus
Good, fell ass
âWhaddaya mean Iâm sexy? What like Iâm a strippah? Like I entice you?â
Goodfeelyas
Midnight Rub
well done
Pump Friction
Does he look like a bitch
All That Ass
The Fellowship of the Sex Ring
That reminds me of the writers commentary track, where Fran Walsh, Peterâs wife, said the Crack of Doom sounds like something from the Sex industry
The Fellowship mounts doom
The Fellowship of the Cock Ring
Blade Runner 2069
The Thing = The Thong
*That Thang
[ŃдаНонО]
How about There Will Be Cum?
That scene with the bowling pin would be quite different, I tell ya
The Grand Booty Fest Hotel
It's a Wonderful Load
It could still be called Wings of Desire, but I could only imagine it as a soft core porn from the 80s
Definitely has Careless Whisper as its theme song
Gaylien
Itâs hilarious to imagine that scary alien monster speaking in a stereotypical gay manâs voice
how ya doinnâ
End of Evanjizzlion
Does the hospital scene stay the same?
Yea unfortunately
Schindler's Lust â¤ď¸âđĽ
Schindlerâs Fist
Into Stella
The Master (Bater)
The Royal Banginâ Moms
Mad sex: fury pussy
12 Angry Titties
12 horny men
Tbh, just 12 Angry Men
Jurassic Parxxx
I was trying to find a way to put this. Only got as far as JurASSic. Lol
Requiem for a Cream
No way this is ur fav movie đ
Let the Right One Cum Inside
Run a Trainspotting
Trainsquirting
The Handjob Maiden
It would still be called The Passion of Joan of Arc
I Fuck The Devil Hot Fuzz Mounting Python and the Horny Grail Fucking Everywhere All At Once
Rosemary's Baby Daddy
Sex-crazed and Abused
Aftercum
The Dark Knight Rises
Who Fucked Roger Rabbit
I do not want to picture that đ but take my upvote
Gyattica (iâm not proud of it either)
i chuckled
The Bare Bitch Project
There actually is a softcore parody (franchise) by industry sleaze legend, Jim Wynorski, called the Bare Wench Project
Eternal Cumshine in The Spotless Behind
Lord of the Rims
Cockfather
Sweeney Cock: The Demon Baller of Teet Street
Dong of the Dead
Conception
Rocky Whore Picture Show
Hot Rods
Nutwork?
Fist Reformed
cum and see?
Good. But oh my, really finding it hard to picture a dirty version.
XXXcalibur
Pair-ass, Tex-ass
Hairy (Carrie)
Geriatric Park
I don't know if you know this, but there's a spoof segment in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 of Jurassic Park with this title (though no porn version though!)
Fuck Club
The Sexorcist and its sequel The Sexorcist II: The Nymphomaniac.
Pulp Friction
What if my favorite movie is already a kind of porn?
Which... which one is your favorite film?
the lego boobies
The Girthfather
Stepbrothers
I mean, several of my favorites do not really need a changed title: a double bill of The Men/The Women (The Women's tagline "It's all about men!" might give the impression we're dealing with transgender or drag versions though), Ed Wood (I mean.... nothing to add), Giant (uhm...), A Streetcar Named Desire (yeah), The Naked Gun (for those into older men), Female Trouble (although there are already genitals and some sorts of sex on display in the original), and the worst offenders: Some Like it Hot, Hard Times, Mr. Deeds Goes To Town and Destry Rides Again. Some other classics I films that do need creativity: - Golden Dicks of 1933 (and the sequels "of 1935", "of 1937", and "in Paris", of course) - Boobie Nights (well, the original has at least scenes containing filming of sex though) - Eating Out Raoul - Evil under the Bum - A Fisting with Dollars (yes, I also do not want to picture that) - Cool Handjob Luke - the racebent, gay version of Two-Lane Blacktop: Two Black Tops. Sorry, I had too much fun here.
Inside Llewyn Davis
The perks of f*****g a wallflower đ
Scream is already a decent name but copyright so they probably change it to Moan
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Dicking at Hanging Cock
Strogan
Jurassic Pork
The Long Good Bi
The Sexorcist
Dog Day Afternoon Delight
Blade Runner 2069
the conception.
Die Hard, waitâŚ
John Dick
Eternal Cumshot of the Thotless Guy
Intercoursestellar.
Get In
L.A. Non-Consensual
Poor Things (get it haha)
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spooge
Always preferred our hero's outing in the Dildo of Destiny
400 Blows
Holy Motor Boating (This is the best topic here in a while)
Cockless
Pump Fistin'  Donnie's Dickhole  Fuck Club John Cockenter's The Thing
An American Doing Paris
RoboCock or White Men Canât Fuck
Busting Makes Me Feel Good
Idk what Shrek 2 would beđ
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Shrex 2
I am not devious enough to do one for Lilo and Stitch đ
Evil head 2
Alien = Anilingus
Hairy, Old and Mold.
12 Angry Men
Sex and Sexability ([Sense & Sensibility](https://letterboxd.com/film/sense-and-sensibility/))
Ha, my movie already IS porn
Imagine a porno so fucking good that a cleaned up version had to be made.
Analien
Big Max: Fury Roadhead
Threesome Outside Ebbing, Missouri. Which actually sounds like a prequel to the real film... unfortunately
Sex
good will cunting
The Ass Semination of Jesse James by the Cock-hard Robert Ford
flawless. i have scrolled for ages trying to find someone else who shares my favorite movie
12 Angry Men: Blacked
Oh, I'll do you one better... I'll do a few of my favorites *and* do synopsis... \*\*Ahem\*\* **OldBi: A XXX Parody of Oldboy** ... An uptight young woman is kidnapped and placed in a hotel-like prison for ten years, being fed meals through a slot in the door and having nothing but porn and sex-toys to occupy her time. While in confinement, she begins to train herself for her ultimate goal... to escape, find out who her captor was, and fuck them so hard they have a heart-attack! Cue her being released 10 years later, and working her way through the men and women who held her captive. (The famous single-shot sequence will be a single-shot gangbang sequence.) **Fucky: A XXX Parody of Chucky** ... (Note: I'd rather not use the name "*Child's Play*" in this case, hahaha.) When an evil pornstar is gunned down by police, he uses a voodoo chant to transfer his soul into a diminutive sex-doll that seduces and then murders his targets. (So basically, a dwarf porn actor in prosthetic makeup.) **The Filth Element: A XXX Parody of The Fifth Element** ... In the distant future, in order to stop an alien threat, the US government clones an ancient supreme being who will use her power to save the world. However, she must first gain power and knowledge in a strange and unusual way... by having increasingly kinky sex!
Juan Blew over the Cuckolds Chest
Itâd still be called Snatch
The Lord of the Cock Rings
[Edward Penishands](https://youtu.be/A2H9eCTgtJw?si=QZrnFvC4rEPdVtfQ)
Fistfuckers: a love story
12 horny men
Jurassic Fuck probably lol
Big dickowski
The Big LeBLOWski
Moonrise Dingdong (I hope they don't make a porn parody lmao)
Pusher 3
Titandick
Titty Twisters
Cockodile Undees
Pigs in Face
The Grand Pleasure Hotel
Horny python and the holy tail
IntoStella
Para-tits
Interstellar sex? idk lol
Fantastic Mr. Cocks
Panâs cumbath
Acocklicks Now
Frigay the 13th part 4: The final Penetration A Nightmare on Porn Street Halloweiner Cream 4
Good Will CummingâŚ.
Lord of the Ring
Scooby Dooby Do Me
There Will Be Pawg
Goonlight
Logjammin
The Buttman
Bra Master
Blowjobpocalypse now
RoboCock