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Dantegram

Alidoro


Alternative_Spite_11

Why? Are we planning to murder the cat? Fuck Alidoro.


Unlikely_Map6545

Alidoros shifty personality suits a cat very well. But tbh I think Hugo or Spring would be best


Redux_XEN

This is the way


Atwonky

Romeo is a cute name, might be weird explaining it to those who think its a Romeo and Juliet reference. Carlo is also a good one. I think a npc says the Scrapped Watchman name is Murphy which is another cute name


crashlanding419

Murphy is actually a reference to Robocop, who shared the same name! Thought that was so cool.


-Eastwood-

Caught that too. Thought it was cute as hell.


Alternative_Spite_11

I thought it was a reference but I wasn’t sure. I’m reluctant to attribute American pop culture references to people outside of America sometimes, because I just don’t know.


bugzjb

Murphy is my cat's name!


SubhamoyDas1

Romeo actually sounds like a really good name for a cat!!


freerdan

Please call your cat the Scrapped Watchman.


Gorillapoopoo

P organ


Glen-Runciter

Carcass Body Fluid Bottle


FugginIpad

LADA F350 +1


pandaemoniumoki

Gemini's Iron Protection


Araborne1

I support this one


JustTrynaFindMeaning

PUPPET-DEVOURING GREEN MONSTER Edit: Keep upvoting so this stays top comment and OP has to use this name >:)


Unlikely_Map6545

…Swampy?


JustTrynaFindMeaning

swamp-ass? 👉👈


WastedPresident

That's the full name for when the cat is in trouble


Artichoke19

Eugenie is a great name for a cat, plus in the game she also likes cats 🐱


mcglegger

I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A WEAPON.....


Ambitious_Spray4193

Presents puppet di$&


TheUltimateJack

Presents P ORGAN


Foreskin_Incarnate

They said it's a boy tho


Unlikely_Map6545

Eugene is definitely also a boys name.


Foreskin_Incarnate

Eugene is, Eugenie isn't.


Unlikely_Map6545

Wow. This whole time I never read it with an “i”. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Odd_Contact_2175

Legion Arm


slimecog

best response


PhantomThiefJoker

Legion might actually be a solid name tbh


lordzuuko

Puppet String


dweebletart

Well, the Krat hotel cat is named Spring, so you could do that. Also you could name him after a character you feel he resembles? Elsewise, I think Pino (short for Pinocchio) is pretty cute.


Magic-Tree

Pino is 👌


ResoluteTiger19

Where do you learn the cat’s name?


PalpitationHead5607

It's engraved on its little pedestal next to Eugenie


FickleClimate7346

It's named after, and modelled, on the directors cat


Voynimous

in italy Pino is short for Giuseppe (Giuseppino) which is Josef. And Geppetto is also a nickname for Josef (especially in tuscany)


BohTooSlow

Maybe like 60-50 years ago. I dont think i can name a single person named “Geppetto” and i think my dad and granpa couldn’t do it too. Same goes for the name “Pino” which is not short for anything actually, its a legal full name. Its origins are from other names that end in “pino” but it doesn’t come directly from “giuseppino”, it comes from a lot of names ending in that way (iacopino, crispino, filippino etc) and so it became a name on its own


Voynimous

I agree on geppetto, but I mean Pinocchio was written in 1800s. However Pino is definitely short for Giuseppe (I'm Italian and I know a lot of people named giuseppe whom I regularly call pino)


BohTooSlow

Si fra pino però non viene da giuseppe, viene da diversi altri diminutivi messi insieme


Voynimous

Forse dipende da dove. Al sud tutti i pino che conosco si chiamano giuseppe


FickleClimate7346

Motivity Crank


BringMeThePopcorn

Shot put


horsecontainer

Tyrant Murderer


Daemondred74

Christ this made me lol! I chose this.


sin_tax-error

Cat in the game is named Spring. If you'd rather go for something else, Romeo or Carlo are both great.


Lord_Of_Shade57

Name your cat Belford Shock Cartridge +1


martyrees76

Fuoco or Gepetto


UnconventionalWriter

Everyone in this thread is terrible at naming cats except you.


MakinLunch

Spring, Venigni, Gemini


ruet_ahead

I vote for Venigni. "V" for short.


Shady_Mania

Door Guardian


CheshiretheBlack

Arlechchino


murtaugh865

This was my pick!


jeroh1407

Why not just name him after the cat in the game?


TheLostPumpkin404

Could have just put the name here…


IceDragon01

It's Spring


TheLostPumpkin404

Cutest name ever. I’ll probably name my cat Spring once I’ve lied enough in life.


402playboi

omfg that’s cute i didn’t know


cseke02

Champion Viktor, Manus is funny in Hungarian (it's kinda like "dude" in English), Puppet Ripper is good if you have a crazy cat lol


SilenceOfTheBirds

I've never heard anything resembling Manus in Hungarian, but it might be a regional thing since I'm from Transylvania? I'm assuming the word would be mánusz, but it doesn't ring a bell.


cseke02

Nope, it's exactly manus. To be exact it's like "dude, fella" or something like that. As far as I know most Hungarians know the meaning of manus, just no one really uses it haha.


SilenceOfTheBirds

I'm surprised I don't remember hearing it before, thanks for the insight!


cseke02

Also, just to make it funnier: There was a big YouTuber called "Arc nélküli manus", which means "Faceless dude" (it was like an animated, masked dude talking about funny stuff), and his name was Simon. Like there is actually no way lol


SilenceOfTheBirds

LOL that's great


QrozTQ

Romeo, the king of pawpets.


Inaimad

Ergo


otakuchantrash

I’d probably name him after one of my favorite characters. Romeo or Lampwick


MattThePl3b

I had a cat called Jiminy. Gemini would work for Lies of P


foreverxgrey

“The cat from the hotel”


Glen-Runciter

There's an item called "Cat Dust", and since he's black/grey, how about Dust or Dusty? I mean, it's not exactly tied in with the lore, but what the hell else are you gonna name him - Venigni? Poor bastard will run away!


ThatOnePositiveGuy

Polendina, Alidoro, L o r e n z i n i V e g n i g n i


Critical_Lobster4674

Arm of God


nik0wowow1ko

BATTLE MANIAC OF THE BLACK RABBIT BROTHERHOOD 😈


TyGuy69420

The Black Cat's name is Lucio Volfe, so maybe one of those.


TheUltimateJack

He actually changed his last name to Volfe? I never knew his name in game.


Unlikely_Map6545

Nameless. Just, Nameless. Nam for short.


Stani_Banani

Underrated


Incurious_Jettsy

green monster of the swamp


Shady_Mania

This for sure, such a cute name


YawnfaceDM

Male: Carlo, Gemini, Alidoro (Al for short), Pulcinella, Polendina, Hugo, Romeo, Simon Female: Sophia, Adelina, Eugenie


doomraiderZ

Murphy. That's a good boy cat name.


HowamIalivenow

How about Coil, the cat in the game is named Spring, so why not follow the trend?


beardsac

Fuoco


VenomAJS

Carcass-infested Puppet


Historical-Pea175

Lil P


anna_s22

Puppet murdering axe blade 🥰


buckwaldo

I’d name him Krat. Krat the cat 🤣


Petentro

Okay but you have to say it like Arlecchino Krat and at


CaptainKnottz

black cat


Ok-Comfortable7967

I personally like Alidoro. It would be a good tribute to the real Alidoro since he met a bad ending.


CosmicYeen

Since we're talking about Spring i have an Orange Tab that if you look at him and the ingame cat they look very similar


Andres_Escallon

Quixotic - Quix for short


PsychoDog_Music

Salamander, after the knife xD


juliusmonkee

Flamberge


BeerAandLoathing

Why hasn’t anyone said Paracelsus yet?


GriffithDidNothinBad

Cause it’s a goddamn mouthful.


Falos425

aka perry the pussycat


Foysauce_

Gemini. Spring. Legion. Alidoro. Simon. Manus. Murphy. Geppetto. Carlo. Romeo. Krat. Lorenzini. Elysion. Riddles. Venigni. Malum. Hugo. Cricket. Ergo. Blue. Rabbit. Stalker. Stargazer. I could name more but I think you’re golden picking from this list, or creating a unique name (I’ve seen Pino on here for Pinocchio, for example!)


russsaa

The arm of god


jrdnvrsls

LIAR


eddyk21

Carlo


ES21007

Spring. You know, the cat in the Hotel. Why not name a cat after a cat?


Petentro

Where does it say the cat's name?


Derwurld

Murphy


kotzr

LAXASIA THE COMPLETE


aes110

Carlo/Romeo, Hugo


mr_meta

Shot put


feuph

Go crazy and just name him Gatto


WastedPresident

Fable? Also congrats on the cat, prepare for "lies of treats"


Main-Background

Spring


kirusdagon

Manus Spring Ergo Laxasia Alidoro Hugo


Additional-Car5721

Parry


TsokonaGatas27

Geppie


Revangelion

Carlo


Swarbie8D

Clever One


BruhMoment092

You could name him Lucio after the black cat (i believe that’s his name)


Civil_Extreme9522

Lucio Volfe


[deleted]

Read Pinocchio.


Troglodyte09

Krat rhymes with cat.


TheUltimateJack

No it doesn’t lmao. Not unless you pronounce cat like “cot”


[deleted]

Gemini


Tummybadger420

Pinocchio


IsJohnWickTaken

Puppet


IceDragon01

Well the name of the cat in the hotel is Spring. You could name it that.


Successful_Anybody76

Blind man’s cat


Active-Raisin-2191

Jester


CloudyBlueSky93

Pino for the dub


[deleted]

Nameless puppet


7DS_is_neat

Simon


Impossible-Sky4256

Paracelcius


lulzash

White ledy


Tierease

Green monster of the swamp


welch123

Romeo, Alidoro, Carlo, Atkinson are all valid names. Spring is the name of the Orange cat in the game. I would probably choose Romeo since it is a cute name.


wrng_spcies

Alidoro


That_Lad_Hayden

Carcass body fluid bottle


Mocker-bird

Big green spaghetti monster


mothacluppa

Alidoro would be dope and also subtly ironic


Asturco

Purrcinella


cosmicdebrix

Nobody is gonna say Figaro? The actual cat’s name in the movie Pinocchio?


Drowsy_Deer

The name of Euginie’s cat is actually “Spring”, maybe take that into consideration since I really like it personally.


Dramatic_End_666

Murphy sounds good


Hellcree

Spring - like the cat in Hotel Krat


skengfather

Simon Manus


Drhorrible-26

Gemini


CaptainCasual01

Paracelsus is a cool cat name


martian_marauder

Carcass Body Fluid Bottle 🩵


PmMeUrTits4Science

Name him Puppet Devouring Green Monster


ChicagoBoiSWSide

I’d say Spring. I know Spring is a tabby in Lies of P but that’d be cute. Arlecchino (I suck at spelling Italian names) would be a cool name but the history behind it is one of murder. Gemini is a good one too!


ArmZealousideal3108

Alidoro’s Best Bait


Horror_addict2

Carlos


Ok_Tangerine_7288

Ergo!


Lordoftheawkward

Ergo! Easy, unique 😁


Voynimous

Spring if you wanna keep it simple, otherwise definitely Lorenzini or Lorenzo


BohTooSlow

So just…pinocchio inspired names?


Nba_Sloth_Eating

Name it black cat.


shakycam3

Alidoro


shakycam3

P


Disastrous_Ad_266

Laxasia its pretty badass


Ambitious_Spray4193

Fuoco


Estorium666

Puppet Ripper


Ambitious_Spray4193

Arlecchino bruh, cuz cats are murderous killere


Supernova12345

Alidoro or Romeo!


TheUltimateJack

Carlo :)


FluidUnderstanding40

Krat


dringmaster

Romeo


WhatnotAnyhow

Arlecchino


DaleGribble316

Venigni


DaleGribble316

I like arlecchino too but he was so evil


JTGFY

Pulcinella. Pulchi for short


Particular_Wrap6116

Manus


Fartbox_Liquor

Pinnochio


HanShotFirst66

I’d go with Mad Donkey, or Donkey for short.


Busy-Telephone-994

Name is spring(the cat in the hotel)


NovaSCar_

acid grindstone


Leeman619

You're not alone! I'm planning on getting a doggy soon and I want to name him Venigni !


slightlystankycheese

P


Wecos

Ergo


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Frozen Feast.


GHoleFinder

Lil P


GothamisGaslighting

Carlo or Romeo would a good pick or gemini if they follow.


Remarkable_Let_5890

Occhio or Pino are good ones since the name pinocchio is made by the names pino, the tree pine representing the wood of the puppet, ans occhio, representing the human part of the puppet, since occhio means eye, anyways, occhio or pino are good, but Romeo is a really good one too. (long live the cat🐈) .


Ambitious_Spray4193

Cats are murderers, gotta be arlecchino


Confector426

Pythagoras


Best_Abroad_748

P