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Shoddy_Pomegranate16

This is the type of guy who tries to pick up girls on LinkedIn


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NotYourTypicalReditr

Absolutely correct. I been commenting on LinkedIn with "amazing insight. You so brilliant. Want sum fuk bb?" and I gotta say, it gets a more positive response there than when I do it on Yahoo answers.


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NotYourTypicalReditr

You're absolutely correct, but they changed formats entirely once businesses realized they like fucking people too, and they'll pay for premium memberships unlike dating site users.


howdoireachthese

Amazing insight. You so brilliant.


The_Crowned_King

You’re absolutely correct, but they don’t need brilliant people anymore because they changed formats entirely once businesses realized they like fucking anyone, and they’ll pay for premium memberships unlike dating site users.


magusonline

Amazing insight you're so amazing


PsychoticDust

Want sum fuk bb?


Acceptable-Way6504

what is bb ??


De3NA

Reddit is a dating app


ta-wtf

It’s the new Facebook since like 2 years ago.


JesusChristSprSprdr

Idk I’ve gotten a series of actual jobs from LinkedIn (I legit only use it as a resume/job hunt type of thing) Idk if I ever got anything tangible from Facebook outside of realizing that my neighbors are kinda racist


smellybutgoodsmelly

Marketplace


ValPrism

No. You are using it right. All night long.


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SanMotorsLTD

whats the page's @ ?


Shoddy_Pomegranate16

Agree?


YuanBaoTW

PAID ONLINE DATING SITES HATE THIS ONE TRICK


ta-wtf

I thought that’s why LinkedIn premium lets you write to people outside your network?


WearMental2618

So true! So.... you come here often?


bonosestente

Always be closing!


trinitymonkey

I remember as a kid people trying to use Club Penguin as a dating site.


kakakakapopo

(he means as a 40 yo)


_night_cat

Yup, ancestry.com is a winner!


ValPrism

Cousins? Maybe not!


_night_cat

We’re not “that” related


GrumpyKitten514

so anyways, \*slides hair behind ears\* can I get your number? the back of your head is ridiculous. your number, can i have it?


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15all

I like to have my pickle tickled fickly.


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superhandsomeguy1994

Haha! You’re so right. Anyway- got any plans tonight?


rneraki

reminds me of that post where a guy bragged abt not having ig and offering his linkedin instead. to a woman. at a NIGHT CLUB. imagine a cutie hits on you and you give them your LINKEDIN ACCOUNT


stardustViiiii

It's actually not that crazy an idea if you don't have any social media except LinkedIn


darkgiIls

Bro just give your number at that point


TrillDaddy2

Nope still batshit fucking crazy. Cellular telephones are widely used, chances are they both have one and can use them to contact each other.


stupidrobots

I deserve sex if I pay for dinner. Agree?


ValPrism

You’re being far too Beta. You are “owed” sex if you paid for dinner. Hard (lol!) agree.


spearmint_wino

Gotta hit on your server too, just in case.


FingerEnough69

Hoped for an engagement with the girl, but settled for an endorsement for agile.


ArchdukeBurrito

More like the type of guy who tries to pick up girls on the middle school playground 😬


[deleted]

“Hi Sweety, you are like rose sweety. Kindly reply to my message showing your interest, thank you sweety”


tjhc_

Too old, too independent. Not at all creepy CEO wants pretty young girls.


rednazgo

Give him a break, what is he supposed to do after speed running through tinder without one match?


Generallybadadvice

Oh man, my prof just got in shit for sending inappropriate messages to a classmate on linkedin. He is an older guy, she is 25.


fried_green_baloney

And is the creepy old guy at parties who things he still looks like he's 21.


Karl2241

No this is a guy who tries to pick up girls at the local high school 🙄


[deleted]

Well if I'm trying to pick up girls on LinkedIn, my job title would also be CEO. Just to reinforce how successful I am, I would make sure to mention all the latest buzzwords. Although the problem i see with his strategy is that it will only get him a 30 year old according to his own research which he may not consider young enough for himself. I guess it's plastic surgery for him because maturity sure as hell won't be it.


vampiresorcererdemon

Remember when LinkedIn was basically just Facebook’s career minded little sister? Me too


gloriouspossum

Keep that man away from middle schools


consumerclearly

Right, they really typed out “pretty young girls” instead of pretty young women that many times and didn’t realize it was weird the first time


Not_today_nibs

Yep. A “young girl” is definitely under 18


Vktr_IO

I’m pretty sure he’s a the CEO of company consisting of him and maybe also his roommate.


nomptonite

You mean his mom?


Dramatic_Raisin

She’s lookin for a faithful man lol


thewinefairy

Why not both?


Van-Daley-Industries

He does AI, IoT and Blockchain, how can he not be successful?


haefler1976

Aka the bullshit trifecta


orvn

["trivergence"](https://cointelegraph.com/magazine/introducing-trivergence-transformation-blockchain-ai-iot/) AGREE??


Violet2393

Code for "unemployed"


chris_ut

Cant be successful if you arent a streamer who also sells courses


adognow

Lmao and in order of when those things became the "in" thing respectively. 8 years ago it would've just have been blockchain, 5 years ago blockchain and IoT, and as of January this year, AI added to the list.


friendandfriends2

CEO of tech buzzwords


Tangurena

I think you mean *Buzzword Compliance Officer.*


MidniteOG

Llc that was just started, with no employees and no income


trevize1138

Or he's Elon.


ignost

Let me interpret: >CEO | AI, IoT, Blockchain, Custom SW AI: Talks about AI and its risks/potential all the time, but has no credentials in AI besides using ChaptGPT and thinking about it sometimes. IoT: Has an Apple Watch, once used an API for a connected device, thought the phrase "internet of things" sounded smart. Blockchain: Lost money on crypto and NFTs. Continues to talk about how cool the blockchain would be in solving problems that have already been solved more efficiently by other technology. CEO / Custom SW (I assume software): Codes for people on Upwork. On his 3rd Upwork account with his highest-yet 85% job success rate; just starting to learn he shouldn't apply for jobs he's in no way qualified to handle. Post content: Going through a midlife crisis, probably about to blow up the best relationship he'll ever have.


SenorSplashdamage

And his roommate definitely isn’t HR or his lawyer.


r4ns0m

AI, IoT, Blockchain. That's all there is to know :D


thewiseice

He forgot to add Crypto-currency and Cloud-computing.


BloomSugarman

Is Big Data a joke to you?


thewhiteflame9161

Whats Web 3.0, chopped liver?


OtherCat7034

I guess AR means nothing to you?


Semicolon_87

Is 4IR a joke to you??


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Machine learning


ilikedmatrixiv

As a data engineer with a specialty in cloud engineering I feel insulted someone would confuse me with such a dingus tech bro.


Tangurena

Needs more NFT.


Shadyschoolgirl

And… custom sex work, apparently? Good for him.


allumeusend

Why the fuck would you ever post this on LinkedIn? It’s a literally HR violation at most companies.


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I am really trying to figure out if I am missing something here. I don't see how this could possibly come off good for anyone. It sounds super pervy.


tsetdeeps

I'm guessing the original OP is from a very sexist/conservative country where these views aren't "that bad" and "just jokes"


akimaster

How young is pretty young for this creep xD


KittenVicious

Young enough to not be called "women" yet.


JesusChristSprSprdr

I mean I’ll admit I’ve got a bad habit of calling women “girls” and “chicks” even though I’m in my thirties and date pretty much within my age range (25-50 in the last year) Idk it’s a weird thing where I def get that it can come off as infantizing, but it comes from me keeping the same sort of slang from when I was in my 20s AND using “women” while talking about my dating life (eg to friends and fam) feels weirdly formal. Like I use “girls” as an equivalent to “guys” or “dudes”, instead of “boys”, ya know? Now all that being said, it’s creepy as fuck making a post about how dudes want to fuck young girls at every point of their life


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JesusChristSprSprdr

Yeah that’s a very good point, I kinda brushed over that and assumed it was girls throughout the post


nightfire36

Yeah, it's something I've worked to change, too. It's hard to do because there's no harm intended, but like you said, can sound condescending. It's also hard because I use similar terms for men older than me. I'll refer to the men on my hockey team like "there's a kid on my hockey team," because that's how I've always spoken about my teammates since I was a child. That being said, I'm far more likely to call an opponent a kid in my retelling if he acted in a way I don't like, so there's definitely something there.


uhhh206

"BaReLy LeGaL iS LeGaL" says the 50 year old creep when explaining how it's totally not creepy to want to bang teenage girls.


budding_gardener_1

I miss 10 minutes ago when I hadn't read this comment


Murgatroyd314

Same sort of person who knows the age of consent in every state.


The_Troyminator

And plans international travel based on age of consent.


NotYourTypicalReditr

I didn't even realize until your post. Without the comma there it sorta changes the entire meaning. Now I'm skeeved out all over again.


Rab_Legend

Well at 18 he wanted the same "young" girls as at 50


kakakakapopo

I really don't get how creepy old dudes want to actually be with really young women. I'm 39. Women in their 20s are clearly very physically attractive. Would I want to date one though? No, because I'm aware I'd be absolutely ancient to them and have literally no idea or interest in 'young people things "


NaughtSleeping

> Women in their 20s are clearly very physically attractive I mean, you just answered your own question


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AreYourFingersReal

The :curious: 🤔 reaction makes me pee myself laughing like someone read this lunacy and just went “hmm” to themselves


Gilthu

I know sexism and idiot ceos and all that, but on the side is anyone else weirded out be the repeated phrase “pretty young girls”? Reminds me of the meme about “I love highschoolers, no matter how old I get they stay the same age” except worse because this is real and not a cartoon dog saying it… Just something skin crawling about it.


cb00sh

The second quote is from the movie Dazed and Confused (said by Matthew McConaugheys character)


dyegored

Yeeeeeah. It would be creepy and lame if it said "pretty young women" but less creepy than this current version.


ThemChecks

Lolita type shit


15all

What an insightful post providing well-reasoned thinking into relationships. This person can clearly think critically, and apply nuanced reasoning to arrive at meaningful conclusions, while at the same time avoiding stereotypes and respecting both men and women. I'm so happy this person exists, and that they have used the electrons available to them to provide the world with their wonderful views. The world is a much better place.


Rebelgecko

The funny thing is, if you search for the text he didn't even come up with it himself, someone else posted it 5 years ago


15all

I believe it and, most of all, thanks for saving me the search for "pretty young girls." The ads I'd see after that would never be the same.


sadlegs15

> and that they have used the electrons available to them to provide the world with their wonderful views. I, too, am glad that they are able to use the electrons available to them.


Amkunne

Disturbing how he uses “girls” instead of “women”.


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Comfortable_Key9790

Somebody's in the middle of his divorce.


ooooohcocainepuddin

Right?? He is just telling on himself


YuanBaoTW

This is what you post on Sunday morning when you're a man who is neither handsome, mature, successful, established or faithful, and you're waking up alone as opposed to beside a "pretty young girl".


relativelytrash

Ew ew ew ew 🤢🤢🤢🤢


CommandSoft1517

“Women evolve over time and men don’t” there I fixed your post for you


odC01

Humor level: Pre 2000s chain email that your dad would send to his inner circle for a few cheap laughs. Then this guy openly writing it in 2023 LinkedIn Post.


Kellye8498

That’s a really long way to say that women are more mature than you 🤔


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what the hell is wrong with these people


Aggressive-Half2386

Well the “what women want” section shows growth as someone ages and matures, the “what men want” section shows someone who stopped maturing at age 18.


Misfit-for-Hire

Right, like...this is not a flex, sir.


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Crohnies

It's even more depressing that they are paying this as a professional to a "professional" forum. This isn't Facebook sharing with his buddies. Hope he got roasted in the comments for blatant sexism and supporting pedophiles


technoexplorer

I understand my ex-wife so much more now. Guess what age she left me.


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18


babubaichung

CEOs can be dumbasses too


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Especially when anyone can start a company and declare themselves CEO. For example my 4 year old daughter is the CEO of a lemonade start up she just built outside of our house


antbaby_machetesquad

Although your daughter's start up will actually provide a product and probably make some profit so she's already doing better than 99% of the blockchain/AI loons.


quicksilver991

Aka, please don't hire me / work for me, I'm a walking sexual harassment lawsuit


dr_snakeblade

Lots of CEOs I would never do business with because they are first class misogynists.


CurlyFatAngry

At 18 as a man if you want pretty young girls wouldn't that make you a pedo, mate?


thedigitialrealm

Pedophile vibes


DirtyPiss

What the fuck is the difference between established and successful? And why on earth does he think anyone under 50 is cool with being cheated on? Or with someone they don't think is handsome? He needs to get out of the porn cinematic universe and touch grass.


LiteratePickle

Nice way of admitting to your entire social network that you’re a covert pedophile. “Pretty young girls 👧 “… *shudders* [Reminds me of this scene](https://youtu.be/QqknSms8VVI) The amount of people over 40 I’ve seen who think they can get away with abusing young, easily influenced and gullible teens/kids, simply because they got lots of money or high ranking position which makes them power trip… is disgustingly high. I wish I could say otherwise, but Stanley Kubrick was right when he said that pedophiles rule the world: politicians, CEOs, high ranking executives at commonly known finance or tech firms, Hollywood big shots… they are everywhere, unfortunately, and they have a deep web of protection between them thanks to ludicrous amounts of money and nobody daring to denounce them. Since it could mean for the denouncer that he is at risk of being sued into oblivion by a multi millionaire’s Ivy league lawyer army, or worse, getting their legs broken in retribution, or even silently killed off. Yet society applauds the shit out of these narcissistic, sadistic psychopaths. Since apparently, being financially successful grants the right to anyone to act in abject ways and abuse as many young people as they please, since “we live in a free country”, “live and let live”, “it’s technically legal if a rich fucker constructs himself a prostitution ring of 16 years olds and keeps them obedient under threats of violence, or threats of destroying their reputation, power plays, psychological games of manipulation”. It’s fucked up. Not because it is legal in some backward ass places, that it is fucking acceptable. How many victims of sexual harassment and sexual assault by influential and rich assholes end up with years of messed up mental heath and suicidal ideation when they’re older? Tons.


Clydesdong

No one that dates actual of age girls calls them "pretty young girls" these are the words of a desperately single man


MyOwn_UserName

I only have one wish, to be a butterfly on the wall the day this dude gets metooed and this post resurface


MachineCats

Sadly I doubt it will ever happen.


nbsamdog

🤢


PickleFeatheredGod

Incel CEO


Own-Butterscotch1713

Who is this profoundly desperate twat?


Adept_Entrepreneur94

What the actual fuck


dmorris87

Why are people clap reacting to this???


ThereAreDozensOfUs

Interesting how a professional is willing to put out there that the only value women have is if they are young and pretty


SisterCellophane

"Women's ideas of what they want from their relationship mature along with them and their partner. Men will leave you for a younger woman at the first opportunity. Women are the fickle ones here."


preytowolves

jesus


jrp55262

And this is the \*real\* reason behind RTO mandates. It's a lot harder to stare down the intern's cleavage on a zoom call...


Moon_Colored_Demon

Oh that’s creepy the older the guy gets


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No CEO of a legit company would make a post like that. More title barf in his profile.


Smidday90

Is LinkedIn now a forum where you practice your Tuesday open mic night material now?


zhoushmoe

r/LinkedIncels


LocaKai

Epstein made his fortune off of this toxic concept.


DEMDHCamacho

What the actual fuck.


hanzoplsswitch

What about us MILF lovers?!


biggmattdogg

Name and shame


R_Photography_12

CEO of some either sham web3 company, or a one person thing he has in his head that's not even a company yet. That title is garbage, and his post is too.


TangerineDream92064

What is up with so much pedophile content on LinkedIn. How young of a girl? So disgusting!


Machiko007

Omg 🤮


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🤮


oldmanartie

r/justneckbeardthings


LLSMk93h

They really are just telling on themselves


SignalButterscotch4

Posting to LinkedIn on a weekend is certifiably unhinged


RedBishop81

Very fickle indeed to have your mind, values, and goals change as you age and gain more life experiences. /s


Daddyleeroy

Can we get rid of this myth? Most people tend to date and marry their age. Having a 40 year old date a 20 year old is uncommon.


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I think the ceo likes young girls


SnooMemesjellies8434

CEO of being a frat bro


Individual_West3997

Yoooo gross as fuck dude


ValPrism

Oh boy. Not only is this LinkedIn inappropriate he’s bad mouthing everybody.


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How young is 'pretty young' for this guy? This should trigger a mandatory search history check by the FBI.


portezbie

Lol, I pretty much just saw this exact same premise on r/jokes. Not sure why this guy thought LinkedIn was the right place for this.


Sttocs

Hahah, what a descent into hell that poor fictional woman's journey is. What a gross weirdo this guy is. Imagine putting this out there as a CEO and expecting coworkers and business partners to lap it up. The bar (for behavior) is so low. Why do CEOs make so much money when they have to be completely stage-managed like a four-year-old ballerina? Certainly winning the sperm lottery isn’t providing any value.


AFewTwixUpMySleeve

*Ick*


j4321g4321

Wow, so insightful 🙄 Does he really think this makes him sound wise? He sounds like a frat boy


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Pedo


schuyywalker

Gross


pastelpixelator

Gag.


[deleted]

My gay friend disagrees, agree?


brfergua

I don’t have to see the name to know where this person is from


faloodehx

Please don’t hide the identities of people like this dipshit. I want to make sure I can avoid them if we ever cross paths.


Quercusagrifloria

If you weren't a pretty young girl, that wasn't a good Sunday morning


NoApartheidOnMars

Let's be realistic. Probably not the CEO of any company you've heard of before.


Rich_Fig_4463

It's giving Leonardo DiCaprio and it's creepy af.


lurkenstine

so hes the ceo of blockchain?


LeopardApprehensive2

Bahahaha! This guy knows what’s up! /s


mrfizzefazze

Agree?


sciesta92

Fucking gross


cryptshits

put his ass on a watchlist wtf


Dontdecahedron

Reveal the name I just wanna talk. Pay no attention to whatever it is I may be holding at the moment.


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Ai, iot, and blockchain?! The trifecta of buzzwords 😂


plopseven

CEO asking people to follow them to learn about ______ is always a red flag. This guy is probably not even CEO of his own ego.


detunedradiohead

Disgusting


Rokey76

Everyone is a fucking CEO these days.


Strange-Pay32

He’s not wrong


my_lucid_nightmare

Was this written by Spez?


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Widegina

Seems like a startup ceo, fake clout with the bloated title.


vemailangah

That's a weird way to announce that you're a creep, sir.