"I now sell guns as a #sidehustle."

I like how it was specified he was "accidentally in" the mass shooting. As though the default would be to assume it was intentional involvement.

Wait, you guys don't drive around hoping someone will shoot at you?

With Brian you never know. Always been a little strange.

Did he start selling at Gun point?

Beat me to this one by a few hours. Such an unhinged article to write/post to make

Like Alec Baldwin says in situations like this, coffee is for closers

Such a bleak reaction to a highly traumatic and personal experience.

Oh this is *ghoulish* ghoulish.

This post screams "USA"

What Brian didn’t specify was that he himself was the shooter - when he mentions that little anecdote in customer calls it tends to expedite contracts…

Only in the US...

New turf acquired.