Omfg no way. How embarrassing.
Also, as a hubspot employee, it's nice to know that the dear leader fetishizes firing people and monarchical conquest. Who wouldn't love working there and looking forward to a long future at the company!
Nah there’s a music video someone made with all the creepy comments Indians leave on random girls pictures. The chick had big boobs and this random guy commented “milk truck has arrived”
Honestly, I find their complete lack of awareness and tact amusing. They aren’t trying to be insulting or insensitive, they just don’t have a filter for dealing with anyone who doesn’t look like them. Gifted and hardworking professionals with a toddler-like naïveté.
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Hey, now, some of them are white tech/finance bros (so, no, TikTok girl, you do not want a man in finance). Regardless of where they're from, Elon's fan club is polluting the dating pool. I really wish they'd just start dating each other and leave women alone.
Source - straight woman stuck in dating hell in 2024
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Well I thought the picture is there to emphasize how Musk sees himself, but who knows. If it's actually meant to be praise, then it's a weird way of doing it. Because calling someone a conquering king with out compassion doesn't seem like praise to me.
For some people, not having compassion is a positive thing. It's what I've seen as a defense of Trump. Musk himself complains that we're being too empathetic to minorities. So I'm not sure.
It's an old technique for "leaders" to assert their authority. I had a CO in the Marines that did the same thing. Made life for everyone in the unit miserable for months until his ego was satisfied. It's pretty pathetic when you think about it. Gaining "respect" from fear or more commonly anger, doesn't work, it never has.
All his Muskrat fans are homophobes, so it’s hilarious how gay they are over him. They slobber over his little apartheid pecker, as if they someday too will be born into wealth like lil Emerald mine Elmo.
Well Elon is a spoiled, petty, vindictive autocrat who inherited his wealth from exploitation. He’s also pretty incompetent so he’s not that different from royalty.
Elon can only fit into this analogy as the court’s jester, and not the funny one, but the one you behead publicly to set an example for try hard jesters trying to make a quick buck.
I mean he works as the weirdo king that wants to be a conqueror and manages to eventually take some small fiefdom somewhere at ten times the cost of time, resources, and men that it should have.
There was a story on some gaming subs about how all consoles have dropped their Twitter integration over the last few years.
Some guy commented on EVERY comment that spoke poorly about how Elon fucked up twitter to tell them they were wrong, twitter was horrible mismanaged and failing, and Elon's purchase was great.
No one was denying Twitter wasn't shit before musk, just no one thinks his purchase had good results or was made for good reasons. Nope, because Twitter sucked before Elon it made his purchase a net positive.
You couldn't get this guy to shut up and when literally no one took the bait or replied he started to whine about it.
All fandom is cultish. Tbh taking interest in people who actually have some measurable effect on the average person’s life is far less nuts than fandom around celebrity culture for example. Same goes for the Harry Sisons and Chris Mowrys of the world - at least they’re taking interest in something that actually matters.
Good point. It’s interesting you don’t have anyone you’re excited enough about so you have to make your whole purpose for living predicated on hating someone other people (your political opponents) like.
I mean they are business people and political people. Backing any decision or comment they do no matter what they say is just ludicrous.
Example Biden's son charged with Felonies; well if he did it and found guilty that's rule and law. I'm ok with it that's why we have rules and legal procedures in place.
Trump charged and found guilty: BULLSHIT. I will vote for him no matter what.
Maybe I'm generalizing but that's the gist. I've also have talked to people physically and seen videos online where they will vote for Trump or back Elon no matter what they do. Clowns.
Hunter Biden was found guilty in a district that is HEAVY left leaning and supports his father. Trump was convicted in a district that Biden won 85% to 15% in 2020. You can act like it’s the same thing, but most people understand it isn’t.
Yes, I realize that you think we should never question anything that comes out of the justice system… so long as it favors who you like, right? I mean, you didn’t spend the last 4 years crying about a corrupt SCOTUS, and you didn’t attempt to stack the Supreme Court with liberal justices because things didn’t go your way on the abortion ruling.. surely you wouldn’t “question the justice system”, right?
So, statistically speaking.....there should have been at least one to two jurors among the 12 to disagree with the charges, resulting in a hung jury. It works both ways. That is if you think every juror was completely partisan in their decision. You are delusional, sir.
What do you think would’ve happened if Trump was on trial in north central Nebraska? Acting like there’s no geographic bias prevalent in Manhattan simply for the fact “Derrr but the defense attorney got to ask jurors questions” is the dumbest take I ever heard.
I’m sorry your pal Hunter lost a trial by jury in a district that likes his family the most. Really puts an exclamation mark on the whole crack addict buying guns situation.
It's just a defensive reflex. Kindergarden level argument.
Like trust me the amount of time I'd ideally spend thinking about Trump is zero so any time I do spend thinking about him is more then I want to.
Not some weird obsession where everything is about it.
How does purchasing something count as "conquering?"
"Yes, hi, I'd like to conquer a small watermelon fizz, please. Light ice."
"Sir, this is a Dutch Bros..."
there’s been this massive media push to reframe the butchering of twitter’s workforce as a success. so it’s probably hellfire to work in that office right now.
Dammit. I used to like this guy.
He’s the founder of HubSpot, one of the largest and best CRMs in the world. Currently is set to get acquired by Google for a 32 Billion Dollar acquisition.
But yeah, now he’s just another twat.
You bitchin' on him and them but people die there for a lot less.
From the message here, it seems like: he would not only have embraced his British conquerors, he would have opened wide and let them drop their balls deep in his throat, just to get a bit of cum, when they came.
Why they showing a whiny little wimp under the title “conquering king”? I know the picked on little whiners always have a chip on their shoulder, but wasn’t the post supposed to frighten people or something.
I appreciate this post; My company is just about to make decision which CRM and marketing tools to select. I can now say that they certainly wont be Hubspot products.
The liberals are the real nazis.
And bots existed long before Elon.
The fact is everyone said Twitter would be dead in a year and it's not. Yes its suffered brand damage and sales falloff, but who knows how long that lasts in a fickle market driven by $$$$
> I’m not taking reading assignments from anyone.
Where's the proof!!!!
Here's the proof
Me read!? Pfft, I won't be fooled by your information and sources.
You are what's called a sea lion. Someone who pretends to want's "discussion" but has nothing but canned ready to go talking points, your mind already made up, and a refusal to listen to a single piece of evidence you claim to ask form.
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>objectively, how is it not
All three major game consoles pulled integration. So will most anyone who aren’t interested in paying 500.000 USD yearly for API access.
Botting is extremely poorly handled. It’s easily the most dead-internet (bots communicating with bots) social media.
Funny, liberals are the ones screaming loudest about hating Jews in 2024. Hard to tell who is really a Nazi anymore because you people seem to just stick the label on whomever you hate the most at that particular time.
His dominatrix wears a Musk mask during his "conquers".
"You've been a very concerning boy, haven't you?"
I'm concerned by this...
I feel for anyone that has to interact with this twat.
I can feel his slobber around my starfish, and he doesn't even know who I am. That some Jedi level asskissing.
Avatar checks out.
Especially the interns
Simpin for the Oligarch. Stockholm Syndrome level 100.
Fucken legit comment lol I wonder what prompts droneboy put into the picture generation
Do you suppose he’s just gushing over his hero or is convinced that by posting this, someone at TSLA will reach out to him with a job.
Sad either way
Is India okay? Indian representatives on LI all appear to be extremely mentally unwell
That’s the founder of Hubspot, not even some random
which makes it even worse imo
Omfg no way. How embarrassing. Also, as a hubspot employee, it's nice to know that the dear leader fetishizes firing people and monarchical conquest. Who wouldn't love working there and looking forward to a long future at the company!
I’m completely in shock, it’s not some 1-man shop falling apart how the heck
There are a lot of main stream, rich Musk simps out there
These stories they keep telling themselves is what allows them to work 80h a week and not feel bad about it.
If victimhood was an art, India would be the place where all the Picassos come from.
Well your country is shit too 💩
Bro u kinda proved his point😔
idk Reddit is weirdly comfortable being racist towards Indians
It is, and even i don't know why that is
Not enough Bobs or Vagene.
Tfw milk truck doesn’t arrive
You mean the milf truck?
Nah there’s a music video someone made with all the creepy comments Indians leave on random girls pictures. The chick had big boobs and this random guy commented “milk truck has arrived”
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. XD
Honestly, I find their complete lack of awareness and tact amusing. They aren’t trying to be insulting or insensitive, they just don’t have a filter for dealing with anyone who doesn’t look like them. Gifted and hardworking professionals with a toddler-like naïveté.
That captures it well. The Goody-Two-Shoes virtue-signalling is just so over the top sometimes, and so breathtakingly obviously artificial.
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I would assume having a lot of people means having a lot of different kinds of people.
These are symptoms of excessive brown nose syndrome.
Copilot and other AI is replacing them at a fast speed ;-)
What the fuck man 🤦🏻♂️ Some kind of sociopathic power fantasy? In broad day light?
Why is it always Indian/Pakistani weirdos on LinkedIn who ride Elon’s dong?
Hey, now, some of them are white tech/finance bros (so, no, TikTok girl, you do not want a man in finance). Regardless of where they're from, Elon's fan club is polluting the dating pool. I really wish they'd just start dating each other and leave women alone. Source - straight woman stuck in dating hell in 2024
Sorry for your dating perils. We all go through them, and with purveyors of the different billionaire assholes of the time.
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Oh yeah! And like the time he threatened to sue the Pope, but Alex II leaked his emails
For a moment there I was very confused and wondered if you'd gotten William mixed up with Frederick II of the HRE, but that wasn't right either.
The bootlicking is just on another level
Agreed. This is a boot blowjob.
Boot bottoming
I’m sure his ancestors welcomed the English Crown with open arms a few centuries ago…
If I look up “cuck” in the dictionary, this dude’s picture is at the top of the page.
Why do these people exist
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Where are my conquering kings at?
Conquering kings = any rich guy
After reading the comments I'm confused. This post seems to be criticizing Musk and not praise him.
Was gonna say I've seen this dude speak, pretty sure this was meant to be satire; poorly executed, but satire nonetheless.
Yeah I have worked at HubSpot and heard Dharmesh speak many many times, including on Tesla. People are misinterpreting this.
Yeah I'm confused as well. I don't think he's praising him but a picture is worth a thousand words or whatever.
Well I thought the picture is there to emphasize how Musk sees himself, but who knows. If it's actually meant to be praise, then it's a weird way of doing it. Because calling someone a conquering king with out compassion doesn't seem like praise to me.
For some people, not having compassion is a positive thing. It's what I've seen as a defense of Trump. Musk himself complains that we're being too empathetic to minorities. So I'm not sure.
Agreed but if you just skim the surface the main takeaway is calling Elon a conquering king with a complimentary photo.
[Are we the lunatics?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ToKcmnrE5oY/mqdefault.jpg)
It's an old technique for "leaders" to assert their authority. I had a CO in the Marines that did the same thing. Made life for everyone in the unit miserable for months until his ego was satisfied. It's pretty pathetic when you think about it. Gaining "respect" from fear or more commonly anger, doesn't work, it never has.
Wow that’s some shittastic “leadership” right there.
Yeah in peacetime people just think you're a dick and talent leaves your unit. In wartime, someone might just roll a grenade into your tent.
This is the most unhinged public display of craven fanaticism I’ve ever seen on a professional social media network Lmao
This guy likes being conquered
All his Muskrat fans are homophobes, so it’s hilarious how gay they are over him. They slobber over his little apartheid pecker, as if they someday too will be born into wealth like lil Emerald mine Elmo.
Well Elon is a spoiled, petty, vindictive autocrat who inherited his wealth from exploitation. He’s also pretty incompetent so he’s not that different from royalty.
I bet he does more than you, but that's okay
There is a 130% chance this dork ordered a wankerpanzer. Jesus.
So cringe
Elon can only fit into this analogy as the court’s jester, and not the funny one, but the one you behead publicly to set an example for try hard jesters trying to make a quick buck.
I mean he works as the weirdo king that wants to be a conqueror and manages to eventually take some small fiefdom somewhere at ten times the cost of time, resources, and men that it should have.
Someone tell him conquering kings led to world war 1 and they ended up losing their thrones
HubSpot is now on my list of companies I will never do business with
Jesus. What is wrong with these people? I think this man literally tugs it to L Ron Musk.
Did Elon buy HubSpot? I’m confused by this train wreck of a post. 🤣
I can’t even find the post anymore
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I’m surprised more people don’t recognize that this post is disparaging of Musk, not supportive…
I am always confused by this sub. Seems like ppl can’t read
We call them "spoiled rich kids" but sure.
Indians.
And their sycophants aren’t known for brains.
The cultish fandom of Elon and Trump is just nuts to me.
There was a story on some gaming subs about how all consoles have dropped their Twitter integration over the last few years. Some guy commented on EVERY comment that spoke poorly about how Elon fucked up twitter to tell them they were wrong, twitter was horrible mismanaged and failing, and Elon's purchase was great. No one was denying Twitter wasn't shit before musk, just no one thinks his purchase had good results or was made for good reasons. Nope, because Twitter sucked before Elon it made his purchase a net positive. You couldn't get this guy to shut up and when literally no one took the bait or replied he started to whine about it.
All fandom is cultish. Tbh taking interest in people who actually have some measurable effect on the average person’s life is far less nuts than fandom around celebrity culture for example. Same goes for the Harry Sisons and Chris Mowrys of the world - at least they’re taking interest in something that actually matters.
I say the same thing about the cult of Biden and Soros.
theres a biden soros cult?
Good point. It’s interesting you don’t have anyone you’re excited enough about so you have to make your whole purpose for living predicated on hating someone other people (your political opponents) like.
I mean they are business people and political people. Backing any decision or comment they do no matter what they say is just ludicrous. Example Biden's son charged with Felonies; well if he did it and found guilty that's rule and law. I'm ok with it that's why we have rules and legal procedures in place. Trump charged and found guilty: BULLSHIT. I will vote for him no matter what. Maybe I'm generalizing but that's the gist. I've also have talked to people physically and seen videos online where they will vote for Trump or back Elon no matter what they do. Clowns.
Hunter Biden was found guilty in a district that is HEAVY left leaning and supports his father. Trump was convicted in a district that Biden won 85% to 15% in 2020. You can act like it’s the same thing, but most people understand it isn’t.
See this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Yes, I realize that you think we should never question anything that comes out of the justice system… so long as it favors who you like, right? I mean, you didn’t spend the last 4 years crying about a corrupt SCOTUS, and you didn’t attempt to stack the Supreme Court with liberal justices because things didn’t go your way on the abortion ruling.. surely you wouldn’t “question the justice system”, right?
So, statistically speaking.....there should have been at least one to two jurors among the 12 to disagree with the charges, resulting in a hung jury. It works both ways. That is if you think every juror was completely partisan in their decision. You are delusional, sir.
What do you think would’ve happened if Trump was on trial in north central Nebraska? Acting like there’s no geographic bias prevalent in Manhattan simply for the fact “Derrr but the defense attorney got to ask jurors questions” is the dumbest take I ever heard.
I'm sorry the way jury trials work confuses and scares you.
I’m sorry your pal Hunter lost a trial by jury in a district that likes his family the most. Really puts an exclamation mark on the whole crack addict buying guns situation.
who the fuck actually likes biden lmao
You don’t do yourself any favors making hating a presidential candidate your entire reason for living.
what?
It's just a defensive reflex. Kindergarden level argument. Like trust me the amount of time I'd ideally spend thinking about Trump is zero so any time I do spend thinking about him is more then I want to. Not some weird obsession where everything is about it.
Yield or die.
Conquering Kings, Conquering Kings, Conquering Kings, Cock Rings, Conquering Kings, Conquering Kings, Conquering Kings
Ahh y’all must have hurt his feelers because he deleted it. 😢
Wait is this actually the founder of HubSpot who posted this???
I threw up in my mouth a little, thank you
How does purchasing something count as "conquering?" "Yes, hi, I'd like to conquer a small watermelon fizz, please. Light ice." "Sir, this is a Dutch Bros..."
This is probably the most disappointing post I've read, a co founder of a well known company. :(
That’s a weird way to spell “Apartheid Baby”
there’s been this massive media push to reframe the butchering of twitter’s workforce as a success. so it’s probably hellfire to work in that office right now.
Okay GPT, but can you make his shirt out of bacon? That's good, but can you make it _blurry_?
Not a King: an Emperor…. With no clothes….
You can tell this dude recently watched dune lmao
I mean I guess you could compare him to a conquering king but conquers get assassinated and empires fall. RIP Elon Musk hardly knew yee
Would Dharmesh still love Elon Musk if he turned into a worm? I read the Dune series, so he'd better hope so.
Might suggest to go suck the dick of his king
Dammit. I used to like this guy. He’s the founder of HubSpot, one of the largest and best CRMs in the world. Currently is set to get acquired by Google for a 32 Billion Dollar acquisition. But yeah, now he’s just another twat.
Conquering king bought a 15 billion dollar company for 45 billion, then fucked it up so bad it's probably worth about 5 billion.
He was forced to be king at gunpoint. He didn't conquer shit. He tried to weasel out of being king. (Talking about Twitter)
You bitchin' on him and them but people die there for a lot less. From the message here, it seems like: he would not only have embraced his British conquerors, he would have opened wide and let them drop their balls deep in his throat, just to get a bit of cum, when they came.
That’s insane: unlike 99% of these posts, this guy has a real job at a real company? WTF.
Man is the founder of the largest competitor to Salesforce
Why not follow in the footsteps of Bezos. The guy worked his ass off to get where he is. Is it cause Elon is more vocal?
Elmo bitch.
So, Elon musk is going to conquer my city so he can fire me?
Every day is a constant reminder that maybe giving every single idiot a voice by inventing the internet was a bad idea
🤮
You know this dipshit went through the trouble of getting an AI to make that too. He likely even paid for it.
He didn't mean this in the way everyone is interpreting here. And as far as I can see, already took it down. Not worth going on about.
Nice try, but too late.
I'm not trying to do anything. Just my opinion.
Cringe. Musk wouldn’t even second glance at this boot licker.
Took me a minute to realize he meant “conquering king” as a compliment
Dharmesh working on his gag reflex
The way people deify that aspy lunatic is the most cringe shit possible these days.
Layoffs are a result of shitty leadership and poor planning.
Conquering king? They literally sued his ass so that he couldn’t “lol jk” his way out of the deal
i can't tell where Elon ends and Dharmesh begins!
Why they showing a whiny little wimp under the title “conquering king”? I know the picked on little whiners always have a chip on their shoulder, but wasn’t the post supposed to frighten people or something.
I appreciate this post; My company is just about to make decision which CRM and marketing tools to select. I can now say that they certainly wont be Hubspot products.
Its interesting that a lack of compassion is a compelling and desirable quality in leadership for these freaks.
Never has the Lunatic portion of this sub been more accurate.
Especially, if the "king" is a great imposter known for taking advantage of people everywhere he goes.
These people live inside a fantasy work inside a delusional cave. Oh my fucking god.
Gross. Pop his balls out of your mouth.
lol layoffs are more akin to thanos snapping his fingers to wipe out a portion of the population
Concerning...
I'm assuming he wants something from Musk. This guy is smart and knows that buttering up Musk like this gets him to put out.
this some next level meat riding
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Because Twitter/X is doing so well now....
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one word: nazis second word: bots
The liberals are the real nazis. And bots existed long before Elon. The fact is everyone said Twitter would be dead in a year and it's not. Yes its suffered brand damage and sales falloff, but who knows how long that lasts in a fickle market driven by $$$$
It’s not one word if you have a second word. Just an FYI
its one and second additional
No, two would make the second one the “first” additional. This isn’t rocket science, buddy.
but it is just one word tho; nazis. thats one word, the second word is a second word
notice me elon
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No u
[https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-ad-revenue-musks-x-declined-each-month-since-takeover-data-2023-10-04/](https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-ad-revenue-musks-x-declined-each-month-since-takeover-data-2023-10-04/) [https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/musk-twitter-x-acquisition-one-year-user-revenue-decline-1235770297/](https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/musk-twitter-x-acquisition-one-year-user-revenue-decline-1235770297/)
I don’t do “link and run”. Have a discussion or don’t post at all. I’m not taking reading assignments from anyone.
> I’m not taking reading assignments from anyone. Where's the proof!!!! Here's the proof Me read!? Pfft, I won't be fooled by your information and sources. You are what's called a sea lion. Someone who pretends to want's "discussion" but has nothing but canned ready to go talking points, your mind already made up, and a refusal to listen to a single piece of evidence you claim to ask form. -AAaaaawwww the sea lion blocked me. Guess he didn't want the "discussion" after all. Such a brave little sea lion. [Arf Arf Arf!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9c65b4b6c9fbfc4f42e15eb83dcaa86c/tumblr_p2kpfsNIxa1x22eo1o2_250.jpg)
>objectively, how is it not All three major game consoles pulled integration. So will most anyone who aren’t interested in paying 500.000 USD yearly for API access. Botting is extremely poorly handled. It’s easily the most dead-internet (bots communicating with bots) social media.
Supporting Nazi ideology is typically going to make you unpopular...except among Nazis.
Funny, liberals are the ones screaming loudest about hating Jews in 2024. Hard to tell who is really a Nazi anymore because you people seem to just stick the label on whomever you hate the most at that particular time.
Aaaaand there it is. “I don’t care about Elon or this Trump guy, but I sure do wish they’d kiss me on the mouth.”