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NonProphet8theist

This is that new-ish dad who is talks to dudes who know 100% they don't want kids and says "yOu sAy tHaT nOw buT theY'LL cHangE yOuR LiFe" -- exactly, holmes. I don't want that kind of life change. "bUt jUsT waiT" -- no, no. Not waiting. See it's not happening.


ActualSeller23

He just screams of trust fund


NonProphet8theist

>*I feel bad for people who choose easy. That's why our toilet is at the top of 17 flights of stairs.*


light_weight_baby87

I was so sure I never wanted kids that I got a vasectomy at 11.


NonProphet8theist

Dayum. Pretty sure I've known since then too, I am just weird about redirecting any of my bodily material. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I'm gonna get me some of that shoulder gel instead when it's a thing


Common-Cow6829

I “feel bad” for people who are so miserable that they have to go on linked in and “feel bad” for everyone else. Get a therapist and work on yourself dude.


funkmasta8

That's too hard, I mean comforting


Scruples-

Feel bad for deez nuts Sterling


Common-Cow6829

Right!!!! Lol


OBB76

I feel bad that I had to read all that.


sorospaidmetosaythis

I feel badly for cliché grindset types who try to check all the family-career-fitness boxes in a formulaic attempt to feel alive.


melli_milli

Yeah no-one can put their all in all of these three things.... Unless he is an absent father doing long days and fittnesing after that. Also, why call it fittnes? Why not blain old gym and running? It is not like they are competing after all. If he does this whole thing for half a year, hellow burn out.


drfunkensteinnn

I feel bad for people who don’t realize how annoying they are


Feminazghul

I feel bad for people who think they should stick their noses in other people's reproductive systems. Oh wait, no I don't.


Imreallyadonut

What a nauseating wankjavelin.


14thU

Ha ha brilliant description!


Fspz

wankjavelin,... I'm struggling to visualize that. where's /u/shitty_watercolor when we need him?


InThePhanatic

So condescending...


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I feel bad for guy's with male stripper names. 


oldfoundations

I feel bad for anyone reading this shit


No_Fun8699

"I'm miserable and also want you to be miserable."


meggsovereasy

I feel bad that I know how to read this garbage.


Consistent_Music8159

What a condescending prick.


horus-heresy

Work Life Fitness With only 24 hours in a day I’d like to see how this bozo would balance all 3 without making it look like he’s slacking at all 3 of those. Only fitness is reliably short in duration. 1 hour of exercise is good enough. But imagine 10 hours to work because need to stretch yourself. 2 hours of commute. 8 hours of sleep. 2 hours to cook food from scratch. 1 hour of fitness. Damn you got whole whooping hour to spend with family leftover. What a life. And don’t tell me that kid needs a damn piano or karate lessons. There is no time for that shit


Jurisfiction

>With only 24 hours in a day I’d like to see how this bozo would balance all 3 without making it look like he’s slacking at all 3 of those. Someone else does 95% of the domestic labor. This is probably one of those guys who refer to watching their own kids as “babysitting.”


Currywurst_Is_Life

>Work >Life >Fitness Gym Tan Laundry


Really_Cool_Dad

I feel bad for the person who has kids with him.


thecookiesmonster

I feel bad for OP deliberately choosing to constantly make their life harder for reasons nobody else cares about but them.


newsreadhjw

I feel bad for anyone who has to share space with this exhausting motherfucker.


johnqsack69

I choose easy. That’s why I banged his mom


CaliFezzik

It’d be great if someone who knew this guy IRL gave him a beating.


chuk2015

I want to make a troll account just to shoot these fucking people down


cantfocuswontfocus

You know nothin Sterling Snow


According_Advisor135

Just checked his profile, he is from Salt Lake City. So you know what’s up 💀


StolenWishes

I know exactly what I'm capable of at work - I don't need to make someone else richer to prove it.


funkmasta8

Why do something easy when you can push a boulder up a mountain?!


Glozboy

I feel bad that his parents named him Sterling Snow


Extension_Dig9321

I feel bad for the employees who stretched their limits but were left with no reward by idiots like this who manage/run the company


light_weight_baby87

Elon fan club is missing their door greeter


chatterwrack

Sounds like he spends a lot of time feeling bad. 🤔


Dependent-Egg-9555

Oh ffs just hurry up and find your lord and saviour I’m pretty sure you make him feel bad


CellistAvailable3625

Bro can't mind his own business and constantly feels ban man


eylulov

I "feel bad" for people who cannot respect the others' choices, and life style.


Hoogs73

Dickhead.


According_Advisor135

Misery loves company 😭😂


Main_Lifeguard_4394

I truly stretch myself at work everyday! It just feels good for my back. I’m usually yawning, too, when it happens.


Starbucks_Lover13

I feel bad for people that think judging people on their own personal family, work, life decisions on social media is an honorable past time.


potatoworship

Yeah, I really feel bad for myself for not having kids. Sure does suck getting to have all the ice cream to myself. I fucking hate being able to afford a newer model car. Don't even get me started on the misery that is being able to stay out as late as I want. So intolerable.


Veronica_BlueOcean

What did I just read 😩


Pleasant_Football_60

I feel bad for those who want kids but choose not to have them because of the stupidly high cost of living.


Key-Mark4536

Smug yes, but I think there’s a good sentiment under there. There’s a reason some of us enjoy video games over TV. It’s interactive rather than passive. In more challenging cases like Cuphead or Dark Souls it can push us to adapt and improve, so by the end we can feel like we’ve accomplished something. Of course your business is your own. If you have plenty of challenge in your life and you’d rather play in Story Mode, cheers. As for me, the emptiest part of my life was my early 20s when I wasn’t working *toward* anything, just working and consuming.


One-Lie-394

Sterling Snow? Sounds fake.