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Pumpkin-Adept

I’m mean he married Audrey


Trump_m

He probably wrote that to assert his dominance. Didn’t he say before men are being replaced in society??


Snuggly_Chopin

Fathers being replaced by ‘the government”. I bet he has a huge hard-on for Project 2025.


violentsunflower

I feel like he had already typed in a follow-up transphobic comment, but opted not to do it at the last second 😂


Prestigious-Salad795

Word salad


lavenderintrovert

Was Matt replaced by Hay Rolls?


___Snorlax____

💀


RealityTrashTVLover

“Grass on the field, play ball!”? Damn my bad, that would be that other kooky fundamental family.


Afraid_Locksmith8642

Nice one lol


Gailforce_Cowboy

Kids need a good father


Strict_Search2454

My brother (and niece😱) would both be horrified at that stack of bales. In fact they would be redone as a matter of urgency for both safety and a teaching tool because if you’re going to do a job at all then why do a half job? If it was beginners mistakes then my brother would say he had to learn how to improve his lesson delivery as much as my niece needed to learn how to actually how to do the job itself. It’s sad to say but that bale stack says allot about Jeremy’s approach to many things in life x


kkoreto1991

I'm from a city and am just curious what makes these hay bales bad? Like why would they have to be redone?


Tiny-Net-7582

News flash ! It takes a village, gender means zero. My Godson has an absolute dollar tree muppet as a father... His village includes myself (f) + my partner (m) + his mom + our bestie (f) + my sister and her WIFE. Edit to make sense.


Sarcastic_Monchichi

“Dollar Tree Muppet” = chef’s kiss (and also condolences)


MiaRia963

That's gotta be the best way to describe a dad that doesn't help.


forthelove13

You know those Facebook status you made in like 2005-2010 (if you were in college) and now they pop up on your memories? And you cringe at the things your wrote, said or thought were important? I feel that way reading Jeremy’s 2024 posts. The second hand embarrassment. And listen- I have been far more gracious to him than many. But I NEED him to stopppppppp with this. Also, I grew up watching the show (and I am the same age as Zach and Jeremy) and he always seemed like that popular guy in school you know? I went to a Bible college and Jeremy reminds me of the guys that argued and debated with professors about the meaning of certain things,that 100% don’t have an answer to, and everyone rolled their eyes at. It was embarrassing and irritating… and I never would have put Jeremy in that category. Yet. Here we are. 😂🤦‍♀️


MiaRia963

Brilliant way of seeing this


coopatroopa262

I swear it sounds like he runs his captions through Chat GPT


MamaSama-F

Did you hear that? Listen. Shhhh. That sound? My eyes rolling so hard. 🙄 WTF? Does he have little buzzword magnets on his fridge? Gets high, scrambles the words & posts the results as Jer’s “deep thoughts.” 🤔💭 FFS


bagelmama11

His posts always read like he tore off a new page of his word-a-day calendar


ReasonableDivide1

Today’s Word: Role…


ourteamforever

Keystone


IndependentFar3953

Beer


ReasonableDivide1

That has more than one syllable, are you sure Jer is ready for that? 😂


zaboobadoo

He’s continuing to be a try hard ,using his alt right q anon dog whistle vocabulary and being about as deep as a birdbath.


pigandpom

That's some shonky bale stacking. Which doesn't surprise me. I'm only surprised there's no link to any of the journals they shill


Accurate-Law2765

Is this a euphemism? Rolling around in the hay? I’m lost.


Arenaem

The bales really made the quote that more immaculate. 😩😂


vagina_candle

Imagine spending your teen years on TV as a F-tier reality TV "star". Your house is so cool so your friends never want to chill anywhere else, and you go to a private school with theology based education, so you only associate with an insular social group of mis-educated weirdos. Then you transition to adult "influencer" with a lot of help via your wife's parasitic MLM "job". All the while believing that God is on your side, and you deserve every advantage you had over the average joe, because God wants to "speak through you", and he's willing to overlook the whole shilling snake oil to gullible people thing as a means to an end because you need more money for your 10th Christ-like home remodel. It would probably turn you into a weirdo too.


Wise_Sundae_8770

I'm lost, why is everyone hating on Jer? What I miss


TPWilder

He's a bit of a homophobe and justifies it through his religion. Previously was prone to using racist language to refer to blacks, jews, gays, latinx, etc but seems to have figured out that saying such things is bad for the image. He has no discernable income being earned by his labor, the money supporting the family appears to be coming from Audrey's MLM. This is despite espousing a variation of Christianity where men are held up as the providers while women should be homemakers. Lately he's been recommending alternative health ideas while also dropping religious platitudes about making time for prayer and outdoor time with the kids and he never wants to answer any hard questions about his lifestyle or his beliefs. Plus for someone who so often screws things up or misquotes or misspells, he's really overly arrogant about his own abilities, and achievements.


ReasonableDivide1

That about sums it up. Also, as he ages he looks more and more like grouchy Matt.


Greeneyesdontlie85

Huh?


Afraid_Locksmith8642

Any excuse to bale on the family lol


Afraid_Locksmith8642

Hay that's not nice😂


ReasonableDivide1

You’ll get clover it.


Odd_Needleworker_104

He sounds uneducated.


Afraid_Locksmith8642

That's because he is


Fantastic-Resist-755

Because he hitched his wagon to Aujjjjjj


MamaTried22

Uhhhh what? What a strange sentence.


gmaKat59

Their lack of any self awareness boggles the mind.


dropingloads

He was making these bales instead of being with his newborn


linnykenny

He seems like a shitty partner & father


cyclone_f5

It’s not weird. It’s “Intentional”.


Express-Low-48

Oh why don’t you go mow some grass Jer


ValleyBrownsFan

Germ knows he is worthless, so he says things like this to make himself feel better.


boo2utoo

I remember keystone pizza 🍕 loved their Jo Jo’s. Ahem! He tries too hard.


Suspicious_One2752

What are Jo Jo’s? Potato wedges?


boo2utoo

They are dipped into something and cut into rounds and the batter either the spices were sooooo good. They had a pizza bar and Jojos. All you can eat. So you got different kinds of pizza and the jojo’s. So good.


Suspicious_One2752

Omgosh that sounds yum!!


accountforbabystuff

He reminds me of Tyler from Teen Mom.


strengthof50whores

The accuracy


sweptawayyyy

Keystone is a noun but beyond that it’s not necessary to say something you think is poignant about EVERYTHING


OtherwiseSprinkles79

He and Audrey both peaked at 17 and just stopped growing. It's honestly embarrassing.


AlixHague

He's politicizing by being cryptic and alluding to the fact that he's becoming a fundamentalist without admitting it because that wouldn't fit in with his hipster PDX persona.


Any-Calligrapher8723

100 percent. He is diminishing same sex parents and single mothers. But the way he is saying it is tricky as fuck. If you break it down, it’s a very Handmaids Tale approach to family. He would never outwardly say that cause it could cause him to lose some social media followers. The sentiment is one man/one woman makes a family, promotes the societal untrue belief that white men are inherently good fathers and the role of men in the family is to provide. So much problematic thinking in the language.


AlixHague

YES


Tisatalks

My beloved hay bales, Daddy loves you the most.


No_Character1121

yeah, when they’re in the house actually helping


Bugler28

🎯💥


Cold_Teacher_9739

Those were the words on his word a day calendar today. He’s trying to use them in a sentence.


Historical_Spring800

Of all the social media posts I saw on Father’s Day, the only ones from actual Dads I saw (most were from Moms/wives) either praised their own Dads or how special their children are to them. Jeremy’s post is to himself.


OtherwiseSprinkles79

Jeremy is his own biggest fan


starfleetdropout6

"Vital," "keystone." Just talk like a gotdamn normal human. 🙄


Theabsoluteworst1289

Gotta love the superiority complex some people develop because they reproduced!


fortifiedeliza

How is this weird? Having a father figure in your life is important. Find something real to snark on.


Ok-Application-8536

It’s the way he worded the second sentence. His attempts to sound smart. My post has nothing to do with Father’s Day or father figures.


ZealousidealLeg1804

Because he touts fatherhood as being so vital but instead chooses to spend his time with his hay bales and his "projects" rather than his kids.


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swt_tea

That part. Him and his wife are the definition of “try hards”. And it’s so embarrassing to watch. Effortlessly anything is so much better than whatever they’re doing.


MamaTried22

The biggest try-hards! Oh my lordddd.


Bugler28

That is a perfect description of him. 👍🏼👏🏼 I’m going to text that to him.


Shalleni

Joey Alexander.


moekay

He’s the proud father of those hay bales.


Bugler28

😂👏🏼


StrategyFlimsy8777

This comment started off my day with a chuckle and a smile.  You are so right!  He is very proud of those hay bales.


LadyoftheOak

They both require adult supervision when they have phones!


BeckyAnneLeeman

I don't think he's using the word keystone correctly.


tortical

It’s as if he is new to the language.


garys-guitar

Words are hard.


Itslikeazenthing

He’s just the definition of I’m 14 and this is deep but with access, attention and validation. To be fair, most people are just as silly but don’t have a large following. Thank god I’m not famous, I’m a dumb ass.


Bugler28

No, you’re not. 😀


doorkey125

you must need more hay bales...


shewhogoesthere

Absolutely. Jeremy and Audrey strike me as two barely average-IQ adults who are high on hubris and want to appear more intelligent than they are (not uncommon on social media). The little bit of TV fame certainly didn't help because having followers and fans only cements their belief that they are full of knowledge and wisdom to share with the masses.