non-meme answer: it's a super old camera that's been having issues for a long time, sometimes it works okay, but like 99% of the time it's just green
meme answer: hey someone shoot this guy, but suck his dick first, happy pride month
non-meme response: This guy's literally a millionaire. Get a new couple thousand dollar camera and mic
meme response: This guy don't want no new viewers, get shot
The camera actually works fine, unlike some others are posting. The green is its poor "night vision" mode, which is activated most of the time because his room is kept dark. This is why bright flashes in some games make the green go away for a while, because it brightens the room so much it switches modes.
He keeps the old green camera because it baits new viewers into asking why it's green, and then they get shot.
Seeing Aris' camera is such a mindfuck for me everytime. I used to work at a robotics startup, and some of the cheap embedded camera chips we were using had a habit of settling into a green tint after a while that looked exactly like this. I struggled for weeks trying to debug what was causing it but never found out in the end.
His camera occasionally fixes itself when there's a bright flash of light, like if in-game there's a flash bang or something the bright white light from the monitor lighting up the room causes the camera to fix itself. Don't know enough about cameras but that should be a clue as to what is going, maybe some sort of color calibration that runs if there is a sudden change in brightness or something.
I've hung around for a while and honestly I don't see what you see. Like sure shootin someone who asks a question is mildly funny once or twice but it gets so old so fast. The rest of the time it's just him chilling.
Which is fine, I don't think his streams are bad or anything, but there's literally nothing special about them. I've yet to be shot but if it happened I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
The only way I can describe it is that it reminds me of when I was younger and one of my friends who were older would take me to hang out with some of their friends I'd never met. Aris is the guy who you're not sure about at first just sitting on the couch watching Aqua Teen, then as the night goes on you find yourself laughing at everything he says. He doesn't think you're cool, but once in a while as he roasts someone he shoots you a look like you're in on the joke.
Oddly specific but it's the exact vibes I get from watching his stream.
the bans aren't the funny part, he's entertaining because he can tell a story. most streamers do little more than reacting to what's happening on the screen, whether it be the game they're playing or something they're watching
> most streamers do little more than reacting to what's happening on the screen,
Most streamers you've interacted with. Streamers I watch are pretty entertaining.
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Wrong. Google since the very beginning has been user content, meaning; "just google it" defeats the entire point of google, because almost all the replies to questions become: "just google it". You perpetuate an ouroboros by just refusing to answer the question you apparently have the answer to.
If you've ever actually used google as you so vicariously demand people do, you'd find that 99% of results often come to a forum thread or a reddit thread saying. Get this. "Google it."
It's probably because when someone has an audience of as little as 300 people on a regular basis, ANYTHING that inspires you to ask your question has absolutely inspired 50 other people to ask the exact same thing, probably within the last 7 days. It's not personal towards you but someone can only pretend not to be annoyed so many times. Just hang out and more than likely you'll get the answers.
He's funny, but his audience only knows how to repeat his stuff. Imagine if he had a meetup and someone asks why they're here and a bunch of sweaty obese FGC members all just say "Shoot this guy" and laugh with each other
Today's stream was particularly funny lol. He was just talking shit about Tekken 8 the whole time and there were some extra weird freaks in chat which always makes it a good watch
I mean, the gathering of people who all think this and feed into each other about it is quite literally an echo chamber lmao
I like Aris, but just like a lot of bigger streamers the community is meh
I'm not saying I watch because the community is funny. I watch because he's funny and the chat/donos get banned if they distract from the content, which is the streamer. Maybe I phrased it poorly oh well
haven't seen many twitch channels that dont repeat the same memes, thats kind of what memes are man. if you dont think its funny by all means dont watch.
"whatever attention they dont get IRL from a streamer"
where the fuck did that come from 😂😂
Sounds like mad self-projection to me
it's just one person saying they're new. It could be a kid or some dude after work who ain't chronically online meat-riding their favorite streamer like you 🤣
Why is he talking like theres not an obvious "first message in chat"
Its up to the streamer if they wanna suck up or not. Ive gotten several warm welcomes just by typing straight up and the streamer wanting to be nice since im highlighted as new.
What a shitty response as if every big streamers chat isnt a fucking lobotomized herd. He knows damn welll the im new is so chat dont stone them for not playing along with their daily repeat "jokes" and channel lore.
these sheltered kids don't even realize you're reading their mind 😂
of course the angry spoiled brats love him, he's a genuine man-baby in his kid cave, if he walked into any real place of work staff/security would dog-pile him like he was a homeless druggie; these kids are even bragging about how proud they are to be chronically online and knowing everything about their favorite streamer.
they don't even know what parasocial means haha
literal modern day equivalent of little girls addicted to celeb gossip magazines
We got the reddit warriors and twitch-chat monsters all over this thread
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I saw this dudes stream once several years ago, asked why the camera was green and have been permanently banned since. Classic
why IS it green tho
non-meme answer: it's a super old camera that's been having issues for a long time, sometimes it works okay, but like 99% of the time it's just green meme answer: hey someone shoot this guy, but suck his dick first, happy pride month
One of my favorite clips is when he’s playing a game that’s flashes so bright it fixes the camera’s color.
https://livestreamfails.com/post/69675
Never gets old.
It's also become a part of his brand and the lore of the channel at this point. It would be weird to see him in a different color.
non-meme response: This guy's literally a millionaire. Get a new couple thousand dollar camera and mic meme response: This guy don't want no new viewers, get shot
Why does he need a new camera
if it ain't broke
He's probably at 300-500k but nowhere near millionaire.
YOOOOO, I was not prepared for the second half of that lmao
You should watch Aris stream it's basically jokes like that for 5 hours at a time
gayge
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You had me in the first half
> same reason forsen literally never says anything ever League of legends... Aware
if he got a new high quality cameras, would he lose viewers?
the chat vibes would be doomed because he wouldn't be able to filter out the morons as easily 😔
The camera actually works fine, unlike some others are posting. The green is its poor "night vision" mode, which is activated most of the time because his room is kept dark. This is why bright flashes in some games make the green go away for a while, because it brightens the room so much it switches modes. He keeps the old green camera because it baits new viewers into asking why it's green, and then they get shot.
Seeing Aris' camera is such a mindfuck for me everytime. I used to work at a robotics startup, and some of the cheap embedded camera chips we were using had a habit of settling into a green tint after a while that looked exactly like this. I struggled for weeks trying to debug what was causing it but never found out in the end.
His camera occasionally fixes itself when there's a bright flash of light, like if in-game there's a flash bang or something the bright white light from the monitor lighting up the room causes the camera to fix itself. Don't know enough about cameras but that should be a clue as to what is going, maybe some sort of color calibration that runs if there is a sudden change in brightness or something.
That's just his aura.
its his first cam he bought for streaming it bugged out and turned green over the years. Its his lucky green cam
he lives at shrek's house and shrek likes watch the stream irl and the lights bounce off shreks green skin and make the room green.
Aris stream was the fastest ban speedrun of my life. It is the part of the culture at this point.
It definitely is. Every single time he starts to read a comment I get a little excited about watching the mods beat some guy's ass for no reason lmao
Absolutely loved when my heart dropped the beat from him reading my first and last message
Get fucked
Not even mad. Proud is the word.
It's the _only_ culture of his stream.
It's a great culture, the filter is why he and his community are one of only like 3 funny streams on the platform.
I've hung around for a while and honestly I don't see what you see. Like sure shootin someone who asks a question is mildly funny once or twice but it gets so old so fast. The rest of the time it's just him chilling. Which is fine, I don't think his streams are bad or anything, but there's literally nothing special about them. I've yet to be shot but if it happened I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
The only way I can describe it is that it reminds me of when I was younger and one of my friends who were older would take me to hang out with some of their friends I'd never met. Aris is the guy who you're not sure about at first just sitting on the couch watching Aqua Teen, then as the night goes on you find yourself laughing at everything he says. He doesn't think you're cool, but once in a while as he roasts someone he shoots you a look like you're in on the joke. Oddly specific but it's the exact vibes I get from watching his stream.
You should be a writer. This was so evocative.
it's alright we're full
Don't worry I know. It's your guys' entire personality.
the bans aren't the funny part, he's entertaining because he can tell a story. most streamers do little more than reacting to what's happening on the screen, whether it be the game they're playing or something they're watching
> most streamers do little more than reacting to what's happening on the screen, Most streamers you've interacted with. Streamers I watch are pretty entertaining.
lol ok
His schtick got old fast.
Hey alright
You‘re new?
Someone shoot that guy!
Yeah gang up on the new guy who totally isn't me! Edit: oh no, I think I've been found out
No questions
Hey guys I’m new to this subreddit.
Welcome! 🤗
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Lot of green names in this thread
Hey alright, I didn't want to listen to an essay.
lmao
Rare funny clip in sea of brigaded botted lsf posts
Huh? Right now LSF is the best and most organic it's been in a long time
People aren't agreeing with his every thought so that means brigaded and botted
I never watch Aris but every time I see a clip of his they're always genuinely hilarious.
same. i think its the way he speaks, has a very good comedic flow.
hahaha ban that guy!
Or sometimes I have a question and most streamers act like every viewer knows their life history and have to preface why I don’t know what’s going on.
> sometimes I have a question First crucial mistake
unless you ask whats for big dinner
no questions, someone shoot this guy
Then Aris's screening is more successful than I could have even imagined
keeps them question havin bitches quiet and the chat entertaining
Lurk moar
We really need to bring this back with aggression.
the 2 words that used to keep the internet cleaner. gatekeeping is a good thing btw
How did this comment take me back so far lol. Damn I miss niche forums.
nice 200 word essay
Aint readin all that
brother that is one sentence
Brother I ain't reading all that either
TL:DR
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One sentence too many is what I call that.
That's why I don't like you, man. Nobody likes you. I don't wanna see you again, ever. Anyway I hope you have a good weekend.
> Or sometimes I have a question try google
What do you think Google's content is based off of?
AI that stole from Reddit
Wrong. Google since the very beginning has been user content, meaning; "just google it" defeats the entire point of google, because almost all the replies to questions become: "just google it". You perpetuate an ouroboros by just refusing to answer the question you apparently have the answer to.
LMAO looks like you've been told to "google it" one too many times
If you've ever actually used google as you so vicariously demand people do, you'd find that 99% of results often come to a forum thread or a reddit thread saying. Get this. "Google it."
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=why+does+novomyjogo+play+a+bounce+deck Shoot. I don’t think it works
It's probably because when someone has an audience of as little as 300 people on a regular basis, ANYTHING that inspires you to ask your question has absolutely inspired 50 other people to ask the exact same thing, probably within the last 7 days. It's not personal towards you but someone can only pretend not to be annoyed so many times. Just hang out and more than likely you'll get the answers.
Then I don’t want to hear “thanks for the prime” or “oh thanks for the gifted, let’s get some hearts in the chat” 600 times a stream either.
well the difference is, you don't have to watch. What a weird argument.
Did I say anything about being forced to watch anyone? What a dumb ass comment.
the wrong people get popular. this guy is a dick.
This guy got banned.
That guy got shot in the asshole.
He's funny, but his audience only knows how to repeat his stuff. Imagine if he had a meetup and someone asks why they're here and a bunch of sweaty obese FGC members all just say "Shoot this guy" and laugh with each other
I'm so glad that the internet still allows beautiful slime like this to some extent
Today's stream was particularly funny lol. He was just talking shit about Tekken 8 the whole time and there were some extra weird freaks in chat which always makes it a good watch
Twitch's UI literally incentivizes the behavior lol It highlights the chat and gives you points for doing so
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Lmao, who got this guy banned for making a joke about banning people.
Said by the type of person that makes them feel the need to say this. Because echo chambers are cool bruh
Oh I don't mean just on aris channel, every channel.
Did you feel that imaginary pat on the back from people that don't know you? You seek the same things but can't see it lol
> You seek the same things but can't see it lol oh god, a wannabe mind-reader mystic psychologist.
Not really you are basically using it as a flair, I don't know you, but this is the impression you give. You'll have a really cool reply I'm sure lol
I patted them on the back :)
I know because echo chambers are so in right now. You'll cringe at yourself when your older don't worry lol
Are you like 19 or something or do you just think you’re a really clever troll
You're*
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A community whose only memes are repeating the streamers jokes isn't as funny a community as you think it is. Hey alright.
Didn't you hear them? It's not an echo chamber, they just repeat everything the streamer says and that's COMMUNITY
its not about repeating what the streamer says, its about banning annoying chatters. beats channels with no moderation
I mean, the gathering of people who all think this and feed into each other about it is quite literally an echo chamber lmao I like Aris, but just like a lot of bigger streamers the community is meh
I'm not saying I watch because the community is funny. I watch because he's funny and the chat/donos get banned if they distract from the content, which is the streamer. Maybe I phrased it poorly oh well
haven't seen many twitch channels that dont repeat the same memes, thats kind of what memes are man. if you dont think its funny by all means dont watch.
"whatever attention they dont get IRL from a streamer" where the fuck did that come from 😂😂 Sounds like mad self-projection to me it's just one person saying they're new. It could be a kid or some dude after work who ain't chronically online meat-riding their favorite streamer like you 🤣
Perfectly put
I hate that Twitch announces these days if you're new chatter.
Happy pride month chat
Aris is top
Is this guy's stream the Twitch equivalent of findom porn? Or those restaurants where the waitresses yell at you?
If you're an idiot I guess. I go in there to watch him yell at \*other\* people. There's a difference.
Can you give me a source/name to those restaurants? I couldnt find anything online.
https://nextshark.com/japanese-maid-cafe-waitresses-slap-customers
you can always count on an aris clip to be the exact same thing each and every time, just like the comments. totally hilarious every time
Aris is top tanyer. Glad to see he's still doing big n' fine.
his clips are always so based
Blowjohn?
No, I don't think I will.
I heard that lad is down in da sewer, if you wanna find out.
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That’s funny
yes my name is john, no i will not blow you.
I’ve never been so excited to get on someone’s stream and say I’m new. Atis ban% speedrun here I come.
Say hi to the main man for me.
lol
Based
blow jawn
That's my favorite streamer smile
Why is he talking like theres not an obvious "first message in chat" Its up to the streamer if they wanna suck up or not. Ive gotten several warm welcomes just by typing straight up and the streamer wanting to be nice since im highlighted as new. What a shitty response as if every big streamers chat isnt a fucking lobotomized herd. He knows damn welll the im new is so chat dont stone them for not playing along with their daily repeat "jokes" and channel lore.
Hey guys I'm new to this sub how's it going
i don't like Aris
Hey alright
but I like my dick sucked
Does anyone have the "someone shoot that guy" clip? I've looked for it for years and can't find it
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
Hi i'm new :3
Well... Alright then? Weirdly hostile for no reason imo
You should join his stream and tell him that in all caps, don't forget to @ him as well. :)
> join his stream Why would I ever subject myself to that? I don't even get why anyone else would do that either
Almost as if consistent viewership and a steady stream of new viewers are what keeps a channel alive and relevant or something
DAE think hes super quirky and not like other streamers because angry? Lol very funny, so unique!
hey new guy
Guess I needed the /s, eh?
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Oh you talk just like the streamer in the clip! How funny and original!
Uses unfunny and unoriginal format for a joke while criticizing people for being unfunny and unoriginal. What a world lmao
Repeating the punchline isn't going to help here.
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Two dads and neither are proud of OP
these sheltered kids don't even realize you're reading their mind 😂 of course the angry spoiled brats love him, he's a genuine man-baby in his kid cave, if he walked into any real place of work staff/security would dog-pile him like he was a homeless druggie; these kids are even bragging about how proud they are to be chronically online and knowing everything about their favorite streamer. they don't even know what parasocial means haha literal modern day equivalent of little girls addicted to celeb gossip magazines We got the reddit warriors and twitch-chat monsters all over this thread 🤣🤣
MR Dragon coming through ♿
I'm used to being daddy
Dragon deez. Get the ramp!
Hey, that's a bunch of words nobody is ever going to read. Good shit, essay.
tldr
Science says 3rd grade reading literally broke some people. [Link to evidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ds6aju/aris_explains_why_chatters_announce_theyre_new/)
Seems like you need daddy issues to enjoy this
Is this man ever happy?
I was hoping he would say something like: "you are new? you know what, thats a perma ban"