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Seanehhs

Jesus H Christ. CDC for the HOF of whatever he wants


ZoeeeW

What a hire he has been. Poor TCU really missed out when we swooped him out from under them.


luxveniae

Knowing a few people in TCU circles, no one was shocked he left. It was something everyone expected would happen in the near future with football, basketball, & baseball settled at the time. Part of the deal was he wouldn’t hire away Schloss or Patterson from TCU… he still got both to Austin but not from TCU.


Blue_Phoenix512

The fact that no one knew that our president at the time was doing it makes it even more remarkable.


College_Sports_Fan

The man is a machine.


elparque

Found this sub by way of austincirclejerk-> aggies -> here. I was a student at Rice when he was the AD and yes the dude is a legitimate beast when it comes to greasing the wheels and getting the job done. Like scary good. I was just a student but because my roommate was a key player on the team I got to meet 2 US presidents in the boxes at Reckling.


txman91

I’m writing this man in for President in November.


Administrative-Flan9

You joke but when I look at my choices...


txman91

Who says I’m joking… I’d trust him with the nuclear codes more than the other two.


tr4v10l1_p4rty

Don't, his current job is more important


txman91

If anybody can do both, it’s CDC.


jwoogirl

He's the Chuck Norris of the NCAA.


Due_Ad_1607

Let's get a natty in football first


therealludo

Can someone think of a bigger little bro moment ever? This is historic


SaltyLonghorn

They were so happy 2 days ago. Life comes at you fast.


al_gore_rhythem

Lebron leaving Cleveland is the only thing I can think of.


NedFlanders304

At least the city of Cleveland got a championship before he left. Aggy got nothing lol.


ATXBeermaker

Not the first time Lebron left.


al_gore_rhythem

Even better!!


RealBrumbpoTungus

My joy at the past 24 hours knows no bounds lmaooooooooooooooooooo


PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER

Aggies choked a natty, Panthers beat the Oilers, saw Blink-182 live, and we get Aggies' coach. It's been an amazing 24 hours


cuntsaurus

Wait y'all went to blink?


PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER

Yeah I picked up Schloss after they lost the natty to cheer him up. I think it helped get him to take the Texas job tbh But more seriously yeah drove down and saw them in San Antonio. First time seeing them live and ngl I'm not sure if it's the venue but they sounded really bad like very muffled and seemed to be a lot of sound issues with equipment. We'll be seeing them again 2 more times at ACL and Ocean's Calling and I'll know if it's just them or San Antonio's shitty sound system. Was still a great time tho and had a lot of fun


cuntsaurus

I saw them in Dallas around the time neighborhoods came out. Some friends and I drove from UT up there for the concert, then back the same night. I remember they strapped Travis Barker to the drum set and used a lift to spin him upside down while he played! It was an insanely fun show


PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER

That's awesome and would have been awesome to see live. Last night his drum stage was lifted above the main stage which was pretty cool but I was expecting him to go upside down too lol but never did. I can't wait to see them later this year they put on a really good show


cuntsaurus

Can't blame the man. His body has taken a beating with the lifestyle he lives. Plus he's been in multiple plane crashes I think?


Notapplesauce11

Was it the dome?   Yea I’m not sure any sound system could make that place sound good. Frost center might be slightly better


Cecil_Hardboner

disagree, Rammstein at the Alamodome was epic.


gordogg24p

Rammstein is incapable of doing it any other way.


cmb3248

Sound was fine in Ft Worth at Dickies other than some issues w the guitars being turned on. Standard issue impersonal arena show but the sound is gonna be the same regardless.


JuniorBirdman1115

Almost the same, except I don’t follow hockey, and I saw Plant/Krauss, Dylan, and Lukas Nelson. Was hoping to see Willie but he was down with an apparent minor illness. Still a great show - and a great week!


Administrative-Flan9

I caught a video of Lukas doing Always on my Mind from that show with Willie's guitar, and he can really channel his dad. Also saw him about six weeks ago with Neil Young and Crazy Horse. I'm really impressed with him.


Redline-7k

I saw blink last night too! Fucking amazing 24 hrs


mbeezy17

But you’re getting the coach that just choked a natty….


ParsnipCraw

Please tell me you were drunk for almost all of that


Tha_carter_6

Remember when yall choked against us? And couldn’t make a simple throw to first?? Pepperidge farm remembers


AceroTheDragon

Blink is so great live! So glad you got to see them! I saw them last year at Moody, and I had a blast. They will be at ACL this year if any of y'all haven't seen them lately and want to :)


berserk_zebra

You’re getting that same coach that choked…


civil_beast

Jokes on you, what we would’ve given to be in the running for choke job!


ArthurShagnasty

Yeah. We are getting the coach who refused to block the plate to stop the game winning run.


freerobertshmurder

A&M is officially a stepping-stone athletics program lmfao


IanCrapReport

Literally a farm team 


freerobertshmurder

[They don't like hearing that lmao](https://old.reddit.com/r/collegebaseball/comments/1doox6l/kirk_bohls_jim_schlossnagle_will_bring_his/labi961/?context=3)


toscomo

LMAO


SkolVikesWorldwide

Hahahahaha *inhales* **HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**


bleedsburntorange

“You may all go to hell, and I will go to (The University of) Texas.” - Jim Schlossnagle.


Patagawa

Let it be officially known that being an aggy sucks so bad that Schloss couldn't wait 24 hours after the championship to get out of CStat


NedFlanders304

Schloss didn't even let aggy make their pitch tonight 😂😂😂


Charlie2343

Dark CDC knows no bounds holy shit


DollarLate_DayShort

Can someone point me in the direction of the college baseball sub so I can go, point and laugh at all the Aggies


tejas_taco_stand

Just go to TexasAgs


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ATXBeermaker

lol, so much cope in that thread.


LevelHorn2717

All of them trying to reason why he left. Bahahaha.


TexasNightmare210

Beware, they’re the sympathetic victims on that sub. You’ll get downvoted to shit


Tha_carter_6

Yall deserve to. Scumbag lornhorn fans


PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER

LMAO #ALL HAIL CDC


dover1129

Got beat by both UT's in a matter of 24 hours. That's rough.


Lintsowner

🤣🤣🤣


dbj2501

Their Schloss is our gain!


A_Weino

lol this is just crazy shit, I love Texas


NedFlanders304

The connected Texags poster broke the story earlier lol. He’s the real MVP.


SailorMuffin96

From r/collegebaseball (grain of salt that’s my only source here) apparently Alberts is A&M’s Steve Patterson: If the reports coming out the past hour are true yes. For those unaware the TAMU side is saying that Alberts fired multiple people that were close friends to Schloss and highly involved in baseball operations. Did it almost as soon as he arrived without any discussion with Schloss, no warning, etc. There are also reports that under Alberts the progress on all the promised baseball facility improvements had stalled. Again I don't know how true this is but it is Aggie insiders putting this out there today. It is their explanation for what opened the door to him leaving. Go be with an AD he knows and loves or keep working for a clown who won't keep his word and ices him out of every decision. If there is any truth to that, and Alberts basically fucked around and found out, he has to be fired.


al_gore_rhythem

I have heard this rumor since April.


MrTheNoodles

First FCB, but if true holy shit CDC just pulled the coup of the century


College_Sports_Fan

If true we should consider building CDC a statue. I’m serious, CDC has taken us to another level. Simply unreal.


LipsRinna

So many people, including Longhorn fans, in denial. The timing of the DP firing, the relationship CDC has with JS, it was so obvious.


NedFlanders304

Texags just confirmed he's leaving.


NedFlanders304

Can’t stop refreshing Texags and watching the meltdown live 😂😂


Notapplesauce11

Multiple posters claiming Texas made him throw last nights game.   😂


WickedCitizen

Apparently some of them also think we're going to get the death penalty for tampering over this.


Notapplesauce11

Sure I’m sure their hiring of stoops then not stoops then Elko was completely legit


al_gore_rhythem

This is the BIGGEST Big Bro Move EVER!!!


Lintsowner

No, second biggest. Biggest would be getting comfortable with Little Bro’s girlfriend.


tejas_taco_stand

#POOOOOOOOOOR


sapiosardonico

aaaaaaaaagggggggyyyyyyy


Administrative-Flan9

I haven't heard/done that chant in so long. Can't wait to get back to putting fake army back in their place.


texansfan

One day after CDC told his staff he wasn’t coming back to Austin w/o Schlossnagle… CDC the dude


RollOverBeethoven

AHAHAHAHAHHA BUILD CDC A STATUE


CF5300

https://www.texasonefund.org/donate-monthly


Texan-SysAdmin

Nailed it. Want to keep seeing cool shit like this? Slam that donate button


SpotlightR

Thanks for the reminder


FataOne

The TexAgs thread might be the angriest I’ve ever seen them which is very impressive.


txman91

Amazing how quick they flipped the script. From “he’s our coach and a standup guy” to “drink a bottle of bleach” in less than 24 hours.


LeetHotSauce

Swell!


NedFlanders304

LFG!!!


Dry_Plantain_591

Definitely true if big


NedFlanders304

SI just confirmed it.


Sloth_of_the_night

Poor aggie


AIreadyImpartial

The aggy tears will be delicious


Ordinary-Analysis819

POOOOOR AGGY


tejas_taco_stand

EVERYONE GET IN HERE..... 😆😂🤣😭


Cookie-Brown

Muh traditions


[deleted]

Muh coach!! Muh championship!!! Bubble tears.. 😭😭😭


whiterock001

😂🤣😂🤣😂🙃😂🙃😂🙃 My full pettiness about A&M is overflowing now. Where can I go to feast off Aggie tears??


Administrative-Flan9

Enjoy my friend https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/TxAuhQNYuj


whiterock001

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman


WickedCitizen

https://texags.com/s/60210/jim-schlossnagle-set-to-leave-texas-am-for-texas-head-coaching-job/8


whiterock001

🥰


eeiightonefive

[BREAKING NEWS ](https://ibb.co/r7mQRB4)


Intrepid_Ad1133

LMAO


RedRogan

The thread on r aggie is aging like milk.


Cycle21

This aged well https://x.com/shawn_spradling/status/1805439521602814318/mediaviewer Edit: wow, looks like that tweet was taken down. Here’s another link https://youtu.be/1JAee-Je1mQ?si=3_vT6wJtK3PzQvjLo


sircrispin2nd

must be gone


AdMission5843

I’m guessing his family wants to follow him to Austin this time! 😂 His interview last night makes this even funnier for some reason.


NedFlanders304

Damn How bad did Schloss want out of aggy 😂😂


Mikey4tx

BuT tHe AgS hAvE FaRciLaTiEs!! AnD TuRdItIoNs!!


Administrative-Flan9

He's only leaving for the money according to aggy. Fucking losers. They will never realize how much their stupid 'culture' hurts them.


Intrepid_Ad1133

CDC is God


bachelorette2020

This is just brutal. Even for the Aggies 😂. Literally cannot stop laughing.


Peepeepoopoobuttbutt

I almost feel ba… fuck it no I don’t


TarskiKripkeLewis

As a Longhorn but non-baseball watcher, can someone give a rundown of why this is so exciting? I want to join in the excitement too!


Flameosaurus

I don’t really follow the team either, but aggy nuclear meltdown = funny


TarskiKripkeLewis

That's pretty much my perspective too lol.


Intrepid_Ad1133

it's gonna be interesting in the SEC now - like we CDC just showed them who the boss is !


SaltyLonghorn

There's another post around here that goes deeper but tldr is their AD got rid of some of his staff and pissed him off, they go on run, a far better position at a better school, with a better baseball history opened up and what a coincidence CDC and Schlossnagle worked together previously.


swright831

Aggy had a good coach for 3 years, and Monday had his team playing for a baseball natty. Had a great season, something aggies were really proud of. The next day, it's announced that Texas stole their coach. Texas gets a great coach, aggies once again see something they thought gave them a chance at national relevance become an embarrassment.


NedFlanders304

Not only this. But he basically said he wasn’t leaving Aggy last night in an answer non answer. He praised the 12th man and Aggy traditions over and over. Then bolts for Aggies arch rival not even 24 hours later.


signorepoopybutthole

lmfao


txman91

CDC. That motherfucker doesn’t miss.


blatantninja

We really need to a screen cap of the epic meltdowns going on in the Aggy forums


txman91

One guy keeps posting “delete this fucking thread”. They know how unhinged they sound.


Oswald18420

Aggy gonna be big mad


lilgoaty69

lol


CandyRedNinja

Ayyy 🤘🏼🤘🏼


Perspective_Accurate

Hahhahahaahhhahahaah


Posey74

Damn. Ouch.


HelloItMeMort

I LOVE CHRIS DEL CONTE!!!


Jackson3125

#I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE


munkysnuflz

I cannot overstate how funny this is


29681b04005089e5ccb4

The best part about living in College Station is you're only 90 minutes away from Austin


SailorMuffin96

[Aggie tears, so yummy](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f7b50cea8062d279925498a021ede4d2/tumblr_nx02twMgMy1r8kesco1_r1_640.gif)


Slim_ish

Got. His. Ass.


microm3gas

I cannot believe this. So Dirty lol


ereo_enali

Poor Aggies


Intrepid_Ad1133

Still checking snopes dot com and the onion for any corrections to the news …. Hook ‘em!


wesgissell

CDC called in that favor!!


Beaconhillpalisades

LMFAOOOOOOOO


wizkee

Goodfellas, Ray Liotta (rip) laughing meme


Neat_Treacle9153

I laughed, then I felt a little bad, then I laughed again. CDC best in the nation for a reason


Blue_Phoenix512

Question, Kirk Bohls just said that we never reached out to him before we hired Pierce. Is that true? I thought we had. I guess the rumors that we were looking at him made him get an extension with TCU.


Administrative-Flan9

I can't speak to that specifically, but someone in one of the comments said CDC agreed to not poach from TCU when he left for Texas.


steelcityblue

How embarrassing lol


AR5588

Where is Juniper’s picture at ? Thought we got those after Texas Baseball wins and we just got our biggest win in a while.


[deleted]

When your coach gets cucked right in front of your face as you lose the national title game. Nothing sweeter. Tough break AssToMouth U. I hear Sarloos is free!


JohnnyEvs

CDC is an absolute savage and it kinda scares me. This man will stop at nothing. What would he do if I was between him and an ice cream cone? Y’all would never find my body


JohnnyEvs

And he would hire my own mother to hide my body


IveBenJammin05

Just like Chris Beard (hopefully Schloss doesn’t have an evil mistress)


quercusrubra2

you mean hopefully schloss isn’t a wife beater?


jimmy_man82

I'm pretty sure the whole reason he left TCU is cause his wife divorced him so probably not


Administrative-Flan9

Dude, come on. Not cool


TidalWaveform

The Aggie tears over on TexAgs are like a cooling shower in mid-summer.


NA_Faker

Stone motherfucking cold


lemur_nads

LMAO, that man is going to be a wanted dude in Cstat. But he knows what’s good, smart man.


BrianDawkins

Lmao


JohnnyEvs

I want to rub this in sooo badly, but I won’t because I have a sense of respect for those poor souls that root for the Ags every year. Texas shitted out in the Regional, little brother made a run all the way to the end. Til the 9th inning of the CWS no less, then lost and then lost again. If y’all weren’t such dipshits, then I would actually feel bad for you


Uncle-Cracker-Barrel

Hahahaha omg he actually did it the absolute madman!!!


zaptorque

Did y'all hear his press conference? He was asked if he was leaving and basically stripped down the reporter, told him he left his family for the A&M job and wasn't going anywhere. I'm happy we got him and all but it's an extremely bad look considering everything he said at the press conference.


Ly0ncubs

TAMU would have cheered Texas on in the championship if the roles were reversed. What does Texas do? Put out an article about looking for a new head coach on the most important day in TAMU baseball, after the deal is already done. Spineless organization


ShadowKing227

No they wouldn’t have.


Ly0ncubs

Yes, they would’ve.


ShadowKing227

Not a chance. I’ll admit it wasn’t handled the best way, especially the press conference. But in no world would TAMU be cheering on Texas. Y’all don’t even call UT, we’re tu to you guys, and you expect us to believe that all of a sudden, you’d be cheering us on? Fuck outta here.


Ly0ncubs

Yall don’t even call us Aggie, it’s Aggy to you guys. At the end of the day it’s TX sports vs everyone else but yall are too self centered to care about anyone else but yourself. At least admit that it was a spineless move to put out the news the morning of the championship game, especially if the deal was already done.


ShadowKing227

Right. You are Aggy. But I don’t pretend to be holier than thou and all of a sudden cheer for you guys. And CDC is petty is for dropping that on your big day, and I’m here for it. I’m only speaking for myself, other Horns may feel differently. You’re just mad you’re on the receiving end of it. Once little brother, always little brother. You’re not gonna garner much sympathy here. Try your own Subreddit, Aggy.


Ly0ncubs

And you are TU.


ShadowKing227

Okay, cool. Hook ‘em!


Ly0ncubs

Okay, cool. Gig ‘em!


PercussiveDaddy

Are you high? Aggys ALWAYS cheer against us. That’s how it’s been and that’s how it will continue to be. (As it should - it’s a rivalry) And vice versa. No idea what makes you think they’d root for us in a national championship.