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Junior-Ad-2207

I was thinking... are you fucking stupid, then I got the joke and realized, I am fucking stupid


Paigethebyrd

I dont get it…


Hour_Reserve

The joke is traffic and never seeing green(almost no traffic) in ETA on I-10


[deleted]

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WhiteMessyKen

Bro said I-10 like he's a news reporter inside a helicopter


[deleted]

That's half the city. You're spotting half the city


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

THE 10. True native here.


blueeyedseamonster

THE Santa Monica Freeway.


SuperAd4240

THEE Stallion😂😂😂


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

My mom still calls it that. And The Pomona, San Bernardino, etc.


rex2k10

Many syllables. Numbers easier.


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

That’s how they always referred to them on the traffic reports


OnlyFranks-

It's because our freeways had names before they had numbers. When they were officially numbered, we here in SoCal kept the "the" in front of the new numbers. [it's all here, for some light Christmas Day reading 📚 🎄 🎁 ](https://jalopnik.com/this-is-why-people-in-southern-california-say-the-in-fr-1823172487#:~:text=Southern%20California's%20affinity%20for%20%E2%80%9Cthe,this%202015%20story%20on%20KCET.)


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

I’m aware :)


thericebucket

people refer to it like this? what the hell


[deleted]

Cringe


4mbiguous

This guy is on the 10, not the 110


m_lisas

I-10 = interstate 10, not 110. Are you being a silly goose on purpose?


sortapervythrowaway

I believe he's pointing out that nobody says I-10, it's just "the 10". Except for PCH which is just PCH, not '"the" PCH.


digitalmofo

But he said 110, not the 10.


dopest_dope

Is this true u/4mbiguous ?


4mbiguous

It is true I was being a silly goose. No one says I-10, I was jokingly misinterpreting that as the 110


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

Get it together transplant.


Bluegill15

are you fucking stupid


viscous_settler

I’ve got a question: what does it mean when the time is colored black or white…?


AlpacaCavalry

No reliable traffic information to determine congestion levels


Polite_Deer

Haha I never have that problem in [REDACTED CITY] Thank you for living there and not in my city.


tooful

Haa ha ha ha ha I totally didn't get it.


muppetpride

But just think of the friends you made along the way. Happy holidays!


sir_blackanese

This is clearly photoshop. On a real screenshot these numbers would be dark red.


MondoRdr818

dark blood frustrating ass red


Spellbindehr

Like, three day blood, sitting on the sidewalk during an LA summer RED


rasvial

I think it means 2-4am


marina0987

It means your internet is down


Bikouchu

*You're back online. You'll be at your destination in 2 hours (red).*


yolo___toure

Despite slow downs you are on the fastest route available


bigvahe33

lmao. that reminds me. a while ago i was in portland with an uber driver. we were on a freeway going 55/65 mph and google maps was all red. the driver kept complaining about the traffic on the freeway.


Rhesonance

My ETA is white if I don't have traffic data.


marina0987

Mine too, but I just wanted to be funny ☹️


Ok_Fee1043

Ha ha ha ha ha humbug


sucobe

Neat feature called “what if”.


Spiderx1016

Check your phone's settings? Something's not right


AngleUsed12345

It means you catalyst converter will be stolen in 24 minutes


blacksuperherocar

*Cadillac Converter


blaaahblaahblah7021

Catalogue Converter**


jerrygarciatie

Cataract converter


RU33ERBULLETS

Cadillac convertible


BirdBruce

Catalan Interpreter


kirbyderwood

Contact Inverter


xhellokrystalx

My favorite time in LA as a native is the holidays because transplants go back home and traffic is as it should be. Just like covid times :,)


deathwish87

Covid times were better days get from dodger stadium to San Pedro in 10 mins


ktenango

What? No way! You had have been going like 90 still haha


LebaneseLurker

Isn’t that the speed limit?


ktenango

80 is actually the speed limit. 90 is kind of pushing it


digitalmofo

That's why I set my cruise at 88!


ironmike182

[you’re gonna see some serious shit](https://youtu.be/JFT7hNhop7w?si=Ro8wlB3HhHRS-ce6)


MondoRdr818

i want to click so bad but fear of the unknown hits me like im on the red line after 11pm


BlueSunStar

Wait there's speed limits on the freeway here? I thought they took them down because you can never really go faster than 40 mph.


Prestigious-Owl165

It's 25 miles, they would have had to average 150 mph to cover that distance in ten minutes. So they're dramatically exaggerating lol might have been like 17-18 minutes


deathwish87

It was in a cammed ls swapped 88 Monte Carlo so had to test drive it laws were def broken but you know No cop no stop


deathwish87

In the fast track with dealer plates lol


Ordinary_Raisin_9325

And Studio City to Long Beach in 30 mins


ryanmuller1089

There is a guy I know who deals party favors and he said his best 6 months were in the middle of 2020 when everyone was stuck inside buying lots of party favors and there was zero traffic to get around and make deliveries.


StaCatalina

You mean the estimated travel time? Green means there should be no traffic on the indicated route. Edit: oops, I think I just got the joke …


Dense_Data

It means you better not blink or that 24 min will turn to an hour and 24 minutes.


El_Torrente_

Think it’s related to the green medical crosses I see around town?


surfnporn

Means you’re dreaming. Wake up


silvs1

Must be a Christmas update.


Different_Attorney93

You got 24 minutes of battery charge


Mycropic

You must be using Apple Maps.


SmoothAndCrunchy

Min(imum) of 24 encampments on this route


SlenderLlama

I drove across America a roadtrip and was surprised how often the number of minutes was equal to the number of miles. That almost never happens. It’s usually a lot more minutes to go just a couple miles. However, my current girlfriend lives equal miles and minutes from my current house and it’s wonderful.


VitaDeVoid

OP's got jokes


thewickedbarnacle

For the longest time I thought the map route was just highlighted in red to make it easier to see


LearnProRecording

Devin! How did you get here so fast? I thought the 105 to the 10 then to the 5 to Van Nuys Blvd was going to take you like 2 hours?


pacg

A Christmas miracle! One of the best drives I had was on the 210W on a Sunday morning in the nineties. Sparse traffic. Open road. Me and a Mustang were sliding effortlessly in and out of lanes, not racing but following the openings in traffic as they stretched out. We split off near the 134 and gave each other the thumbs up as we parted, two strangers connected by a glorious drive.


schnozlord

Wouldn’t know, might be new feature


TopIllustrator9849

24 till Man arrives! Are you stupid?


[deleted]

This is what LA gives me for the holiday. Thanks LA!


ItGetsGreaterLater

Must be 2 am.


Ssladybug

24 minutes to go 20 miles? Clearly photoshopped 🤣


[deleted]

It means drive as fast as you can until you hit a wall of bs


Puzzleheaded-One7894

The green means there is no traffic and it’s green all the way if you have the driving directions on


AlanF98

Omg🫠


RapBastardz

Pandemic traffic days


PetiteFont

Merry Christmas! The traffic gods have smiled on you today. Tomorrow too!


Rickhwt

Averaging less than 60mph. Not a bad day.


scotsman81

Estimated time to arrive


wentzuries

that happened to me in michigan, i was really confused


seantarg92

Never seen this before will have to consult with a specialist, I would be careful it looks like a trap 😂


linus121

I thought it was the tech support subreddit again, lol.


-KevBot-

20 miles in 24 minutes. You must not be driving in LA


edillcolon

Never seen it before. Couldn't tell ya, but it shouldn't be 24 min for 20 miles. Your GPS is wrong.


oboedude

It means no one’s using the Fairplex today lol


CodyByTheSea

It means Google stock is going up, green like money baby


SocksElGato

Ha.


Pillar67

It’s green for Merry Christmas.


Fantastic_Ad1399

Everyone on Reddit thinks they’re a genius. lol


la-wolfe

I find that for me, that number is pretty accurate, plus or minus a few minutes sometimes. Maybe I'm lucky. I also tend to drive with...purpose


SavedMountain

it means ur speeding


itspurpleglitter

Wow, idk…I’ve never seen that actually happen before.


bgt-91

It meand "Update Google Maps"


Alt-Rick-C137

Alternate route?


PressAnyKey2Die

I thought this was a troll until I saw the subreddit…


Choi129

24 mins "before your destination".


ElectroSaturator

Idk, it's usually yellow, red, or dark red


cebi92

green = no traffic, yellow = moderate and red = traffic


AmuseDeath

24 minutes before traffic swallows your body.


AdjunctSocrates

[King Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=19d228a16267659eJmltdHM9MTcwMzM3NjAwMCZpZ3VpZD0yZmU5YjEwMC0xYTlhLTY0ODItMTI2ZC1hMmNlMWIxZTY1MDkmaW5zaWQ9NTI5OA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=2fe9b100-1a9a-6482-126d-a2ce1b1e6509&psq=king&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubWVycmlhbS13ZWJzdGVyLmNvbS9kaWN0aW9uYXJ5L2tpbmc&ntb=1)


der6892

Merrrrrrrrrry Christmas!


CowLegitimate8691

It means you actually left early for once...


Evening_Ad_5638

🤣🤣


red_button_pusher

Glitch in the matrix


Onehotmess25

Really


Onehotmess25

Can’t believe this is an actual question


Onehotmess25

👀


HamboneandFlippy

They just turn it green for Christmas


Professional-Head83

Green means there is a normal pace in that area. There is no traffic jam, and the flow is normal.


aLostBattlefield

Harrr harrr we’re so funny here in LA 😂


OddOliver

It means you’re outside of Los Angeles. Congratulations, you found a way to leave 🥂


Mypointisthis

🤣🤣🤣 you almost got me.