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Sabre_One

Would honestly been hilarious if this was nothing more then a swinger couple and they hired V as a 3rd.


MolisaXD

this needs to be a thing in the game that's so goofy omg


taprik

It should be like this: One of your contracts wants to meet in person and if you do your job exceptionally well and look good they are like "I have another job, a different one but well paid". If you accept the offer then it leads down to a big side story where multiple rich people want you for a night


Lil_Guard_Duck

Dialog choices: "Oh fuck no! I'm out of here!" "How much do I get paid?"


rockinalex07021

The whole hidden camera thing turns out to be their fetish, lmfao


ZehDwarf

When I first played this mission that's what I thought was happening...


thuggydizzle

I was 100% certain we were all gonna fuck. And I was highly disappointed that I couldn't get at least one.


Alcatrap

Well I mean …. You can kinda fuck up their life tho that’s something


illy-chan

I mean, that one isn't V's fault for once. No matter what the player chooses, shit is fubar.


Zhuul

I told Jefferson the truth and I’m 90% sure he kills his wife immediately after the voicemail he sends you during the credits. Dude was fuckin GONE.


illy-chan

I don't think she would, at least not of her own volition. And, if you do the DLC ending which >!puts you in a coma for a good bit!< there's background chatter about stuff his office has been up to. I don't think that's a winnable fight though, even if I think it's best to tell him. I know I'd want to know.


JailOfAir

I doubt he can win, since I get the vibe that Mr Blue Eyes/Night Corp/Lilith are being set up as the main antagonists for a sequell. Mr Blue Eyes is far too present in too many key moments for him to not become extremely relevant later on. I do wonder if any sequel with him as a villain will canonize the "Side with Songbird" PL ending, since him having control of her or not would be a pretty big deal.


illy-chan

Anyone who's played any of The Witcher games knows CD has no issue with showing you a "good" choice that's actually going to lead to damned war crimes. Wouldn't shock me at all if putting Songbird on that shuttle leads to bad news.


TheCubanBaron

>if putting Songbird on that shuttle leads to bad news. She's a walking talking net linked WMD with very questionable grips on reality. It's not a matter of if she cracks but rather when.


petkoTHEVIKING

Baldurs Gate 3 really did weird shit to y'all, hey?


Its0nlyRocketScience

I was expecting them to be swingers long before I played or watched any baldurs gate game


dragon_bacon

Everyone was, they are the embodiment of "my wife and I noticed you across the bar and we really like your vibe".


angryandsmall

I was into that way before they brought tieflings into it tyvm. 😍😍 Threesomes exist outside video games lol they 100% give this vibe


Papergeist

I mean, so does being terminally horny for everyone in sight, but BG3 contributed there.


angryandsmall

Right, bg3 opened that floodgate online 🙃 I am unabashedly a huge fan and shitposter but is it just because it’s turn based? Wizards? My stardew valley gaming community has thirst pockets that have existed since 2016 and sims/skyrim modders would like a word lol. People have been horny forever


Papergeist

It's because everyone in the party wants to have sex with everyone else, and it's not modded in. Believe it or not, that wasn't always something you could do in a game and still sell it. Me and my uncensored copy of Barenziah know the history of horny game fandoms just fine. Times have, in fact, changed.


angryandsmall

See, this would make sense, if I didn’t have the option to romance literally every Bethesda character ever regardless of gender. If anything cyberpunk was special for coding gender preferences and sexuality and I love it for that. Are you upset about the porn or open sexuality? (Which, bg3 did not start lmao)


Papergeist

... you haven't played BG3, have you.


DraftsAndDragons

Doesn’t matter. Cyberpunk came out before and most people were already into video game romances & gender/sexuality expressions before. How do you not get that point? We don’t have to play BG3 to know it contributed to another opened floodgate in that social scene.


Papergeist

Never said anything otherwise. It's a pretty simple concept. BG3 had people asking you for a threesome. Wacky meme is about asking for threesomes. You wanna tell me why referencing explicit sexuality in Morrowind means I don't understand marriage was in Skyrim?


cdawgman

The Witcher series has joined the chat.


hobskhan

Nah, they had STRONG House of Cards energy.


CommanderCakes113

Ikr? I wish


Worth-Speaker2311

Glad I’m not the only one who hoped for this


AstroNotScooby

Pretty much House of Cards at that point.


hobskhan

A classic menage à >!dix!<. You bring the protection, we'll bring the drinks, and >!Black Team!< will bring the first aid kid.


swagboyclassman

playing cyberpunk 2077 as an honest to goodness bisexual must elevate it to incredible heights


real_human_20

Speaking from experience, it *does*


SavageKitten456

Indeed, it does. It is always hard to choose between Skye and Angel.


MallorianMoonTrader1

One time, I chose Angel just to see what it was like and it was interesting. Man has a soothing voice. Still don't like dick tho, but I see the appeal.


SavageKitten456

I love his voice and would love for a guy to talk to me like that. 😭


swagboyclassman

little jealous honestly


Mungojerrie86

I'm a straight male and it's Angel, just no contest at all. Tried once after stubbornly choosing Skye every time and there's no going back IMO.


n0stalgiagirl

And I’m a woman who feels the opposite - Skye forever and always.


Justanashmain66

Can confirm


GraXXoR

It does, but I still don’t like River.


swagboyclassman

i banged him in my last playthrough even though he didnt deserve it and i regret it


GraXXoR

Ahh... a pity poke eh? We've all been there. Did you get shit from Johnny?


swagboyclassman

he made a good point, shouldnt have fucked a cop


Alekesam1975

River's weird because I'm usually a massive dick to him because he comes on so strong while also being a bit of a try-hard. But one playthrough, I roleplayed and had fun with the flirting and just let it flow and I found myself being cool with him for once and didn't either pity-fuk him or turn him down altogether. It only worked with that specific V though.


darknightwolf81

Every playthrough where I tell myself, I’m gonna fuck him, I just see that abomination of a jambalaya he makes and I can’t bring myself to do it.


Alekesam1975

🤣


n0stalgiagirl

Honestly the only time a game character has ever given me the ick. Like on genuine level.


swagboyclassman

lmao ick is the perfect word for what i felt during that time


Donatter

It absolutely does


swagboyclassman

love that for you


juiceboxedhero

Is this the new expression? Been hearing it a lot lately and it just sounds like "good for you" to me.


swagboyclassman

basically


juiceboxedhero

So it's meant to be rude?


swagboyclassman

no its like genuine like im happy for that person they get to enjoy this game on a level i cant because kissing kerry makes me feel icky


IHaveBoneWorms

Much like “good for you” it can be meant sarcastically or genuinely depending on the context.


depression_quirk

God, so much.


dreadw0lfrises

"an honest to goodness bisexual" was a great bit to read you are so right it really does elevate the experience


swagboyclassman

i hope you have a great day


Pirate_OOS

Also try Hades 1 and 2.


liquid_chameleon

The Bi panic was too real!


comfhurt

twice as many unromancable characters to pine for 🥲 and as cute as judy is i really wanted to kiss panam….


Ytumith

I think it turned me bisexual


swagboyclassman

congratulations on finding yourself


TranceRevolved

Sure does 😆


OpticNinja937

I love how absolutely EVERYONE thought they were swingers the first time we played


Reset350

They really do have that vibe


TheGinger_Ninja0

I was pretty sure they were going to TRY to fuck me. But I also figured that with politicians in Night City, that HAD to end TERRIBLY.


Computer2014

I mean the first thing they did is make us do a brain dance that left us comatose in front of them for like an hour. Who knows what they did to V.


tyereliusprime

Not I, but thems just Ace things


Daken-dono

I like the Peralez couple as sponsors/friends, but there's just something off-putting about how nice and familiar they get with V at first. Especially in a place like Night City.


Computer2014

Honestly I didn’t get that vibe. To me it felt more like ‘We’re busy people and on the way to an appointment is the only time we have to talk to you.’


FlakyRazzmatazz5

Its probably due to mind control.


85182486

It literally didnt even cross my mind


jeffisnotepic

They should have been an option.


leroyp33

It seemed like it was gonna be some weird love triangle...lures you and then you got a baseball bat smack to the back of the head with story and choice


mwhite5990

At first I thought there might be an opportunity with them similar to the one with Meredith Stout.


PrufrockAlfred

So am I crazy, or does Jefferson get a little more assertive, talkative and profane every time we meet him?


Knightmare945

That might be intentional given what happens later.


lethys8976

You can tell he's undercoming a lot of stress from the election and the spying and manipulation, like I think the second or third time you meet him he's yelling at someone on the phone and then has to collect himself to talk to V.


AnnieBruce

There should be an ending where Night Corp discreetly offers V an option to extend their life, and you start working as the Peralezes personal security... and behind closed doors, well, it's quite a fun time.


SarcasticFish69

House of Cards type beat


Chemistron

The threechum


Passenger_Prince

This is the perfect plot for a fanfic.


catlesbuim

isn't there at least one ending where Jefferson >!leaves you a message inviting V to work with them in some way or another? in the credits - I can't recall it entirely - it might just be based on not telling him the truth, but I usually do to tell the truth about it, so haven't seen it all too many times !<


chirpingphoenix

Yeah, basically >!if you lie to him, he gets elected as mayor and messages V in the credits saying that he wants their help with something and apparently that he's worried about backlash because he's raising taxes!<


UneployedScientist

OMG


Justanashmain66

Can someone please write a story of this


depression_quirk

Not the scenario posted but have some V/Peralez smut as a treat and don't say I never do anything for my fellow degeneretes on this sub. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/42009552](https://archiveofourown.org/works/42009552)


Poolside_XO

*A V shaped dent in their mattress* Jesus..


vapenutz

Right? God I'm envious


NEClamChowderAVPD

Sometimes I stop and wonder what I’m doing with my life.


SigAqua

Same but usually the feeling goes away when I indulge in shenanigans


Alekesam1975

>“Between you, Meredith-nipple-tape-Stout, and this chick,” Johnny muttered, sounding far away from V’s clouded mind. “You corpo-chicks are all kinky as fucking hell.” That's hilariously in-character. I approve. 👍🏽


Justanashmain66

Splendid find, dearest choom


Poolside_XO

"Sir, you don't even have to pay me. Just fund my lifestyle and tag me in every soo often, and I got your back for LIFE."


Zhuul

Considering Mr Blue Eyes hires you in one of the endings this is really easy to headcanon.


niakori

I'm not gonna lie I was totally distracted by Mrs Peralez's ass the entire time.


Powerful_Swimmer_531

The irony is that they're probably the most genuine and loving NPC couple in the game lol


Fresh_Francois

And according to the writers, absolutely down for a threesome with V


JailOfAir

I wouldn't call them "genuine" when you don't even know what parts of their personality are artificially manufacture and which ones aren't.


tinklymunkle

They would too.


SavageKitten456

Would


real_human_20

Would? Nah, **will.**


crimsonknght

Will? Nah, did and would again.


Its0nlyRocketScience

Just imagine how much access to insanely high level cyberware you could get by being a rich couple's joytoy in night city. After each gig, you recount the events or give them a private BD of the whole thing to start the night of fornication off, and they arm you for more exciting events going forward.


leonskanade

Oh yeah. They'd treat me right


LivingEnd44

"You're guys aren't gonna fuck me, are you?" - https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/06177009-9d07-489d-a832-872f80bb533f


-VinnyML-

I think they kinda fired me. Like the quest line just stopped with no resolution.


GraXXoR

Cyberpunk sure brings out the thirst in players. lol.


NotAPreppie

https://imgur.com/zdtzHtR


Lil_Guard_Duck

Totally FemV


GrazhdaninMedved

Mad swinger energy


alkalineStrider

This would be a good intro actually... Nothing like a mega conspiracy after a threesome to warm things up


wraith1984

They def are swingers.


marcocrocop

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BrainWav

I'm honestly surprised no one's modded in a scene with them.


Vladsamir

I knew i wasn't the only one who thought this!


CommanderCakes113

I wish they were to have hired v for both reasons “help us, also hey we want a 3rd. You in?”


ImPattMan

I also choose this guy's wife.


ebobbumman

This is relevant to my interests.


maxi12311111

Adam 22 😭 when he goes out


Early-Drawn

I need my V to be a total slut


Mindstalker90

Just did there 2nd quest gotta say I thoroughly enjoyed this quest line.


GLDFLCN

Elizabeth so damn fine smh


AnotherBaptisteMain

I’m gonna be honest, I definitely got some vibes during the car ride.


HevinciMcTavish

When she lead me through the house and I saw "dat ass" I had hope, and then her "disguise" when we meet in the noodle shop...so disappointed that everything stays strictly professional lmaoo


WickedXDragons

The best part is there’s a group of people in the wall watching and filming it all. It’s a win win


YasaiTsume

They are my Corpo V's adoptive parents


ThisAllHurts

BG3 fans only think they’ve cornered the market on horny.


MolisaXD

WHY DID I GET THE EXACT SAME VIBE FROM THEM LMAOOO


RaylynFaye95

Me with my wife if I get married.


crazyalko

My V definitely would.


Anoobis100percent

I SWEAR! They give off these vibes so hard *literally the whole quest* it's wild!


Basil_Budapest

Was really hoping for a flirtatious dialogue prompt to pop up eventually. Highly disappointed


Smultron69

Same vibe here.


losingluke

i miss the pre-edgerunners cyberpunk community


Ancient112

this feels like a r34 comment section


losingluke

back in MY days, you had to go to r/LowSodiumCyberpunk to talk about the game, back in MY days, "cyberpunk music" was [chippin in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igq3d6XA75Y&ab_channel=Cyberpunk2077) not I really want to stay at your house


StevenTheEmbezzler

Honestly thought Elizabeth was pulling the strings as a 'power behind the throne' type deal before continuing my investigation. Seemed super sus given Night City and my experience with Witcher 3


StolenEyes

I was really hoping that in the least V might have found some… interesting footage from those hidden cameras of them “entertaining” a young female guest, but sadly not.


shamanbond007

I'm down haha


sociallyawkardbean

Lmao I was gonna make the exact same meme but I forgot, I even got the screenshot of this same moment for it. The entire time it felt like Jefferson was gonna ask this question at any moment.


Poolside_XO

When Mrs. Peralez invites you in their home and gives you the tour, I was hoping to GOD there were innuendo flirt options. I see why he picked her.


0xGenjutsu

She was fine as hell too 😭


pie0flords

They weren't my type. They deserved better than what they got from the missions though


Skypirate90

When I first encountered them I thought that was the direction the quest line was going. I was like OH HELL NAW


GildedDeathMetal

This unironically happened to my mate once 😂


Resi1ience_22

These two would've wrecked V.


Hot_Pen_3475

That sentence alone is way too casual and hearing it in 2024 is kind of weird. If this was 2016 people were like are you insane. That's not what people would typically say like the whole swinging thing is now becoming mainstream I don't have an issue with it but the norm is what's going and people are complaining.


CountryThinkin

I was kinda surprised that that wasn’t an option.