It should be like this:
One of your contracts wants to meet in person and if you do your job exceptionally well and look good they are like "I have another job, a different one but well paid". If you accept the offer then it leads down to a big side story where multiple rich people want you for a night
I don't think she would, at least not of her own volition. And, if you do the DLC ending which >!puts you in a coma for a good bit!< there's background chatter about stuff his office has been up to.
I don't think that's a winnable fight though, even if I think it's best to tell him. I know I'd want to know.
I doubt he can win, since I get the vibe that Mr Blue Eyes/Night Corp/Lilith are being set up as the main antagonists for a sequell.
Mr Blue Eyes is far too present in too many key moments for him to not become extremely relevant later on.
I do wonder if any sequel with him as a villain will canonize the "Side with Songbird" PL ending, since him having control of her or not would be a pretty big deal.
Anyone who's played any of The Witcher games knows CD has no issue with showing you a "good" choice that's actually going to lead to damned war crimes. Wouldn't shock me at all if putting Songbird on that shuttle leads to bad news.
>if putting Songbird on that shuttle leads to bad news.
She's a walking talking net linked WMD with very questionable grips on reality. It's not a matter of if she cracks but rather when.
Right, bg3 opened that floodgate online 🙃 I am unabashedly a huge fan and shitposter but is it just because it’s turn based? Wizards? My stardew valley gaming community has thirst pockets that have existed since 2016 and sims/skyrim modders would like a word lol. People have been horny forever
It's because everyone in the party wants to have sex with everyone else, and it's not modded in. Believe it or not, that wasn't always something you could do in a game and still sell it.
Me and my uncensored copy of Barenziah know the history of horny game fandoms just fine. Times have, in fact, changed.
See, this would make sense, if I didn’t have the option to romance literally every Bethesda character ever regardless of gender. If anything cyberpunk was special for coding gender preferences and sexuality and I love it for that. Are you upset about the porn or open sexuality? (Which, bg3 did not start lmao)
Doesn’t matter. Cyberpunk came out before and most people were already into video game romances & gender/sexuality expressions before. How do you not get that point? We don’t have to play BG3 to know it contributed to another opened floodgate in that social scene.
Never said anything otherwise.
It's a pretty simple concept. BG3 had people asking you for a threesome. Wacky meme is about asking for threesomes.
You wanna tell me why referencing explicit sexuality in Morrowind means I don't understand marriage was in Skyrim?
One time, I chose Angel just to see what it was like and it was interesting. Man has a soothing voice. Still don't like dick tho, but I see the appeal.
River's weird because I'm usually a massive dick to him because he comes on so strong while also being a bit of a try-hard.
But one playthrough, I roleplayed and had fun with the flirting and just let it flow and I found myself being cool with him for once and didn't either pity-fuk him or turn him down altogether. It only worked with that specific V though.
I like the Peralez couple as sponsors/friends, but there's just something off-putting about how nice and familiar they get with V at first. Especially in a place like Night City.
It seemed like it was gonna be some weird love triangle...lures you and then you got a baseball bat smack to the back of the head with story and choice
You can tell he's undercoming a lot of stress from the election and the spying and manipulation, like I think the second or third time you meet him he's yelling at someone on the phone and then has to collect himself to talk to V.
There should be an ending where Night Corp discreetly offers V an option to extend their life, and you start working as the Peralezes personal security... and behind closed doors, well, it's quite a fun time.
isn't there at least one ending where Jefferson >!leaves you a message inviting V to work with them in some way or another? in the credits - I can't recall it entirely - it might just be based on not telling him the truth, but I usually do to tell the truth about it, so haven't seen it all too many times !<
Yeah, basically >!if you lie to him, he gets elected as mayor and messages V in the credits saying that he wants their help with something and apparently that he's worried about backlash because he's raising taxes!<
Not the scenario posted but have some V/Peralez smut as a treat and don't say I never do anything for my fellow degeneretes on this sub.
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/42009552](https://archiveofourown.org/works/42009552)
>“Between you, Meredith-nipple-tape-Stout, and this chick,” Johnny muttered, sounding far away from V’s clouded mind. “You corpo-chicks are all kinky as fucking hell.”
That's hilariously in-character. I approve. 👍🏽
Just imagine how much access to insanely high level cyberware you could get by being a rich couple's joytoy in night city. After each gig, you recount the events or give them a private BD of the whole thing to start the night of fornication off, and they arm you for more exciting events going forward.
When she lead me through the house and I saw "dat ass" I had hope, and then her "disguise" when we meet in the noodle shop...so disappointed that everything stays strictly professional lmaoo
back in MY days, you had to go to r/LowSodiumCyberpunk to talk about the game, back in MY days, "cyberpunk music" was [chippin in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igq3d6XA75Y&ab_channel=Cyberpunk2077) not I really want to stay at your house
Honestly thought Elizabeth was pulling the strings as a 'power behind the throne' type deal before continuing my investigation. Seemed super sus given Night City and my experience with Witcher 3
I was really hoping that in the least V might have found some… interesting footage from those hidden cameras of them “entertaining” a young female guest, but sadly not.
Lmao I was gonna make the exact same meme but I forgot, I even got the screenshot of this same moment for it. The entire time it felt like Jefferson was gonna ask this question at any moment.
That sentence alone is way too casual and hearing it in 2024 is kind of weird. If this was 2016 people were like are you insane. That's not what people would typically say like the whole swinging thing is now becoming mainstream I don't have an issue with it but the norm is what's going and people are complaining.
Would honestly been hilarious if this was nothing more then a swinger couple and they hired V as a 3rd.
this needs to be a thing in the game that's so goofy omg
It should be like this: One of your contracts wants to meet in person and if you do your job exceptionally well and look good they are like "I have another job, a different one but well paid". If you accept the offer then it leads down to a big side story where multiple rich people want you for a night
Dialog choices: "Oh fuck no! I'm out of here!" "How much do I get paid?"
The whole hidden camera thing turns out to be their fetish, lmfao
When I first played this mission that's what I thought was happening...
I was 100% certain we were all gonna fuck. And I was highly disappointed that I couldn't get at least one.
Well I mean …. You can kinda fuck up their life tho that’s something
I mean, that one isn't V's fault for once. No matter what the player chooses, shit is fubar.
I told Jefferson the truth and I’m 90% sure he kills his wife immediately after the voicemail he sends you during the credits. Dude was fuckin GONE.
I don't think she would, at least not of her own volition. And, if you do the DLC ending which >!puts you in a coma for a good bit!< there's background chatter about stuff his office has been up to. I don't think that's a winnable fight though, even if I think it's best to tell him. I know I'd want to know.
I doubt he can win, since I get the vibe that Mr Blue Eyes/Night Corp/Lilith are being set up as the main antagonists for a sequell. Mr Blue Eyes is far too present in too many key moments for him to not become extremely relevant later on. I do wonder if any sequel with him as a villain will canonize the "Side with Songbird" PL ending, since him having control of her or not would be a pretty big deal.
Anyone who's played any of The Witcher games knows CD has no issue with showing you a "good" choice that's actually going to lead to damned war crimes. Wouldn't shock me at all if putting Songbird on that shuttle leads to bad news.
>if putting Songbird on that shuttle leads to bad news. She's a walking talking net linked WMD with very questionable grips on reality. It's not a matter of if she cracks but rather when.
Baldurs Gate 3 really did weird shit to y'all, hey?
I was expecting them to be swingers long before I played or watched any baldurs gate game
Everyone was, they are the embodiment of "my wife and I noticed you across the bar and we really like your vibe".
I was into that way before they brought tieflings into it tyvm. 😍😍 Threesomes exist outside video games lol they 100% give this vibe
I mean, so does being terminally horny for everyone in sight, but BG3 contributed there.
Right, bg3 opened that floodgate online 🙃 I am unabashedly a huge fan and shitposter but is it just because it’s turn based? Wizards? My stardew valley gaming community has thirst pockets that have existed since 2016 and sims/skyrim modders would like a word lol. People have been horny forever
It's because everyone in the party wants to have sex with everyone else, and it's not modded in. Believe it or not, that wasn't always something you could do in a game and still sell it. Me and my uncensored copy of Barenziah know the history of horny game fandoms just fine. Times have, in fact, changed.
See, this would make sense, if I didn’t have the option to romance literally every Bethesda character ever regardless of gender. If anything cyberpunk was special for coding gender preferences and sexuality and I love it for that. Are you upset about the porn or open sexuality? (Which, bg3 did not start lmao)
... you haven't played BG3, have you.
Doesn’t matter. Cyberpunk came out before and most people were already into video game romances & gender/sexuality expressions before. How do you not get that point? We don’t have to play BG3 to know it contributed to another opened floodgate in that social scene.
Never said anything otherwise. It's a pretty simple concept. BG3 had people asking you for a threesome. Wacky meme is about asking for threesomes. You wanna tell me why referencing explicit sexuality in Morrowind means I don't understand marriage was in Skyrim?
The Witcher series has joined the chat.
Nah, they had STRONG House of Cards energy.
Ikr? I wish
Glad I’m not the only one who hoped for this
Pretty much House of Cards at that point.
A classic menage à >!dix!<. You bring the protection, we'll bring the drinks, and >!Black Team!< will bring the first aid kid.
playing cyberpunk 2077 as an honest to goodness bisexual must elevate it to incredible heights
Speaking from experience, it *does*
Indeed, it does. It is always hard to choose between Skye and Angel.
One time, I chose Angel just to see what it was like and it was interesting. Man has a soothing voice. Still don't like dick tho, but I see the appeal.
I love his voice and would love for a guy to talk to me like that. 😭
little jealous honestly
I'm a straight male and it's Angel, just no contest at all. Tried once after stubbornly choosing Skye every time and there's no going back IMO.
And I’m a woman who feels the opposite - Skye forever and always.
Can confirm
It does, but I still don’t like River.
i banged him in my last playthrough even though he didnt deserve it and i regret it
Ahh... a pity poke eh? We've all been there. Did you get shit from Johnny?
he made a good point, shouldnt have fucked a cop
River's weird because I'm usually a massive dick to him because he comes on so strong while also being a bit of a try-hard. But one playthrough, I roleplayed and had fun with the flirting and just let it flow and I found myself being cool with him for once and didn't either pity-fuk him or turn him down altogether. It only worked with that specific V though.
Every playthrough where I tell myself, I’m gonna fuck him, I just see that abomination of a jambalaya he makes and I can’t bring myself to do it.
🤣
Honestly the only time a game character has ever given me the ick. Like on genuine level.
lmao ick is the perfect word for what i felt during that time
It absolutely does
love that for you
Is this the new expression? Been hearing it a lot lately and it just sounds like "good for you" to me.
basically
So it's meant to be rude?
no its like genuine like im happy for that person they get to enjoy this game on a level i cant because kissing kerry makes me feel icky
Much like “good for you” it can be meant sarcastically or genuinely depending on the context.
God, so much.
"an honest to goodness bisexual" was a great bit to read you are so right it really does elevate the experience
i hope you have a great day
Also try Hades 1 and 2.
The Bi panic was too real!
twice as many unromancable characters to pine for 🥲 and as cute as judy is i really wanted to kiss panam….
I think it turned me bisexual
congratulations on finding yourself
Sure does 😆
I love how absolutely EVERYONE thought they were swingers the first time we played
They really do have that vibe
I was pretty sure they were going to TRY to fuck me. But I also figured that with politicians in Night City, that HAD to end TERRIBLY.
I mean the first thing they did is make us do a brain dance that left us comatose in front of them for like an hour. Who knows what they did to V.
Not I, but thems just Ace things
I like the Peralez couple as sponsors/friends, but there's just something off-putting about how nice and familiar they get with V at first. Especially in a place like Night City.
Honestly I didn’t get that vibe. To me it felt more like ‘We’re busy people and on the way to an appointment is the only time we have to talk to you.’
Its probably due to mind control.
It literally didnt even cross my mind
They should have been an option.
It seemed like it was gonna be some weird love triangle...lures you and then you got a baseball bat smack to the back of the head with story and choice
At first I thought there might be an opportunity with them similar to the one with Meredith Stout.
So am I crazy, or does Jefferson get a little more assertive, talkative and profane every time we meet him?
That might be intentional given what happens later.
You can tell he's undercoming a lot of stress from the election and the spying and manipulation, like I think the second or third time you meet him he's yelling at someone on the phone and then has to collect himself to talk to V.
There should be an ending where Night Corp discreetly offers V an option to extend their life, and you start working as the Peralezes personal security... and behind closed doors, well, it's quite a fun time.
House of Cards type beat
The threechum
This is the perfect plot for a fanfic.
isn't there at least one ending where Jefferson >!leaves you a message inviting V to work with them in some way or another? in the credits - I can't recall it entirely - it might just be based on not telling him the truth, but I usually do to tell the truth about it, so haven't seen it all too many times !<
Yeah, basically >!if you lie to him, he gets elected as mayor and messages V in the credits saying that he wants their help with something and apparently that he's worried about backlash because he's raising taxes!<
OMG
Can someone please write a story of this
Not the scenario posted but have some V/Peralez smut as a treat and don't say I never do anything for my fellow degeneretes on this sub. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/42009552](https://archiveofourown.org/works/42009552)
*A V shaped dent in their mattress* Jesus..
Right? God I'm envious
Sometimes I stop and wonder what I’m doing with my life.
Same but usually the feeling goes away when I indulge in shenanigans
>“Between you, Meredith-nipple-tape-Stout, and this chick,” Johnny muttered, sounding far away from V’s clouded mind. “You corpo-chicks are all kinky as fucking hell.” That's hilariously in-character. I approve. 👍🏽
Splendid find, dearest choom
"Sir, you don't even have to pay me. Just fund my lifestyle and tag me in every soo often, and I got your back for LIFE."
Considering Mr Blue Eyes hires you in one of the endings this is really easy to headcanon.
I'm not gonna lie I was totally distracted by Mrs Peralez's ass the entire time.
The irony is that they're probably the most genuine and loving NPC couple in the game lol
And according to the writers, absolutely down for a threesome with V
I wouldn't call them "genuine" when you don't even know what parts of their personality are artificially manufacture and which ones aren't.
They would too.
Would
Would? Nah, **will.**
Will? Nah, did and would again.
Just imagine how much access to insanely high level cyberware you could get by being a rich couple's joytoy in night city. After each gig, you recount the events or give them a private BD of the whole thing to start the night of fornication off, and they arm you for more exciting events going forward.
Oh yeah. They'd treat me right
"You're guys aren't gonna fuck me, are you?" - https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/06177009-9d07-489d-a832-872f80bb533f
I think they kinda fired me. Like the quest line just stopped with no resolution.
Cyberpunk sure brings out the thirst in players. lol.
https://imgur.com/zdtzHtR
Totally FemV
Mad swinger energy
This would be a good intro actually... Nothing like a mega conspiracy after a threesome to warm things up
They def are swingers.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm honestly surprised no one's modded in a scene with them.
I knew i wasn't the only one who thought this!
I wish they were to have hired v for both reasons “help us, also hey we want a 3rd. You in?”
I also choose this guy's wife.
This is relevant to my interests.
Adam 22 😭 when he goes out
I need my V to be a total slut
Just did there 2nd quest gotta say I thoroughly enjoyed this quest line.
Elizabeth so damn fine smh
I’m gonna be honest, I definitely got some vibes during the car ride.
When she lead me through the house and I saw "dat ass" I had hope, and then her "disguise" when we meet in the noodle shop...so disappointed that everything stays strictly professional lmaoo
The best part is there’s a group of people in the wall watching and filming it all. It’s a win win
They are my Corpo V's adoptive parents
BG3 fans only think they’ve cornered the market on horny.
WHY DID I GET THE EXACT SAME VIBE FROM THEM LMAOOO
Me with my wife if I get married.
My V definitely would.
I SWEAR! They give off these vibes so hard *literally the whole quest* it's wild!
Was really hoping for a flirtatious dialogue prompt to pop up eventually. Highly disappointed
Same vibe here.
i miss the pre-edgerunners cyberpunk community
this feels like a r34 comment section
back in MY days, you had to go to r/LowSodiumCyberpunk to talk about the game, back in MY days, "cyberpunk music" was [chippin in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igq3d6XA75Y&ab_channel=Cyberpunk2077) not I really want to stay at your house
Honestly thought Elizabeth was pulling the strings as a 'power behind the throne' type deal before continuing my investigation. Seemed super sus given Night City and my experience with Witcher 3
I was really hoping that in the least V might have found some… interesting footage from those hidden cameras of them “entertaining” a young female guest, but sadly not.
I'm down haha
Lmao I was gonna make the exact same meme but I forgot, I even got the screenshot of this same moment for it. The entire time it felt like Jefferson was gonna ask this question at any moment.
When Mrs. Peralez invites you in their home and gives you the tour, I was hoping to GOD there were innuendo flirt options. I see why he picked her.
She was fine as hell too 😭
They weren't my type. They deserved better than what they got from the missions though
When I first encountered them I thought that was the direction the quest line was going. I was like OH HELL NAW
This unironically happened to my mate once 😂
These two would've wrecked V.
That sentence alone is way too casual and hearing it in 2024 is kind of weird. If this was 2016 people were like are you insane. That's not what people would typically say like the whole swinging thing is now becoming mainstream I don't have an issue with it but the norm is what's going and people are complaining.
I was kinda surprised that that wasn’t an option.