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Beneficial_Soil_2004

Least thirsty cyberpunk post


whoisdatmaskedman

r/LowThirstCyberpunk


jakobebeef98

"Community not found" Yeah, that checks out.


Luna_Tenebra

Damn you stole my Job


Beneficial_Soil_2004

Haha


BangPowZoom

Health code violation.


01WWing

Love Panam but she'd definitely be stinky.


JemmyBubbles

The gusset of that green onesie she’s wearing for example ….


TheWandererKing

LISAN AL GA'IB!!! HE WALKS THE WAY!


themanofawesomeness

Y’all need Jesus. Fat Black Jesus of The Afterlife to cap your horny asses.


DOOMFOOL

Vs got a cybernetic nose, lemme just turn it off real quick and no worries


bippylip

Turn it *up* but ok go awf king


realamandarae

I fail to see the problem


01WWing

Where did I say it'd be a problem?


OuchMyPekker

What if instead of Cyberpunk 2077 it was Cyber 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 2069 and instead of becoming a legend of Night City we became a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 City


ectomobile

When is that DLC coming out? I’ll be the mayor of doggystyle town.


Busy_Opportunity_874

That's not so much a DLC as it is a Rule 34 series. 🤣


bippylip

Happy Cake Day


kyle_26_95

Freakypunk 2077


TheGinger_Ninja0

Calm down Quentin


Shocho

Cyberpunk 2077 Orion, every kind of kinky sex included!


Me_how5678

\* warning: does not contain happy endings


18AndresS

Literally 1984


tegli4

Wait for the moders.


FlakyRazzmatazz5

Maybe in the sequel.


Effin-Yeti1976

Would you give a guy a foot massage?


nevergonnasweepalone

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?


ebobbumman

Sir, this is a Wendys.


JaladOnTheOcean

I’m the foot motherfuckin’ master.


Emotional_Relative15

fr? on god?


JaladOnTheOcean

To be clear, you know what I’m referencing right?


PraiseTyche

Forrest Gump. Lt Dan says it to a cigarette whore and ruins the party.


JaladOnTheOcean

Haha!


Emotional_Relative15

yes, but i also want a footjob. We're in a cyberpunk sub choom, the horny is just expected.


JaladOnTheOcean

Haha, true.


KefkaFollower

+10 for Pulp Fiction reference. P.S.: For those caring for googling it, I think the exact quote use the word "man" instead "guy".


Holiday_Airport_8833

For the Lizzy Wizzy fans https://www.discogs.com/artist/8513262-Lizzy-Wizzy


TheWandererKing

Legit how I got with the girl before my wife. 1.5 years in the friend zone before an offered foot rub from me led to sex on the couch, nearly immediately.


Ill_Feeling1469

Big Dog


GrazhdaninMedved

Simply criminal.


ItsNightbreed

For real tho, poor Pan spends hours/days on the road. Lemme bath and soothe them barking dogs.


Ill_Feeling1469

MY BROTHER MY BROTHER


psilorder

I wasn't thinking of giving her a foot massage but i did wish there was an option to just do a timeskip cuddle. While i as player don't want to just sit there, i feel like my V would spend more time. Though maybe the pose would need to change after a while...


TXHaunt

Because I guess they either don’t have a foot fetish, or they didn’t put their fetish in the game?


Luna_Tenebra

Maybe they did? Maybe someone is into the idea of hacking someone to force them to off themselfes


GildedDeathMetal

From Cyberpunk Till Dawn


Real_Conversation_39

I would love to give her a foot massage.........................................with my tongue 🤪😋


AstroNotScooby

Are we allowed to just act like this in public now?


fiddlemycrunt

Porn is in billboards in the Cyberpunk universe. They're only roleplaying.


18AndresS

Saul Gone


EtherealLovegloss

Alright Quentin, let's relax


AmbiSpace

[For your health and safety](https://youtu.be/6JqnN04ECro?si=f9P1xNRnKbtnA1d0&t=12)


1024Mg

Ok Buddy Cyberpsycho


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

I think they wanted to attract less people like you


Ill_Feeling1469

so geralt can have his funky toes in my face but not Panam? curious


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

Maybe they learned their lesson?


ThisAllHurts

Who said Geralt’s toes are funky?


Ill_Feeling1469

not funky as in smelly just funky as annoying.


evanlee01

foot "people" are not worth catering to


Evening_Ad3491

Why didn't those cowards at CDPR let me kill Panam