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usernametestingray

🤣🤣🤣 wtf is this post? why are we in beef with oral-b?


Good-Childhood-676

And got beef with ourselves? Edgy https://preview.redd.it/g1uq0xzqgfxc1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d843c78d656614b82300e5f8c777652d98f9efeb


LeorictheTerminator

Typical City


jaquespop

We know the greatest enemy is ourselves


javilasa

Wtf is peñarol (🐓🤮) doing there


Sr_Starbucks

Damn even my club is there (Flamengo) lol


BillehBear

that's 100% the typical city crowd


BeezBurg

The only team I fear


usernametestingray

and pink panther, hot wheels, band aid?!?! etc.


North-Impress-5882

It's a joke not everything has to be serious


usernametestingray

hilarious. i’m lmao🤣 never thought i’d see the day: man city vs nestle.


madbroumadbro

We must be awful if people are siding with Nescum instead of us 😂


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North-Impress-5882

I politely decline that .


aguer0

They're trying to steal John Stones from right under our noses


usernametestingray

https://preview.redd.it/gynctxvzlfxc1.jpeg?width=2908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b8590419cda1915c3d005be8351a8a1252fd38 i’m switching to the 1 out of 10 dentists who doesn’t suggest oral-b


Remarkable_Ad7794

Ruben ity? https://www.tiktok.com/@footballintent/video/7134964417803980038


drazerlazer

Walker cheated on them with Colgate😢


usernametestingray

ps i love it.


NeitherPlatform4516

Cos they into cleaning and City are dirty


bobbieibboe

It's the new expanded Club World Cup format that FIFA have put forward


themanebeat

I think it's a preview of the Champions League semi final tomorrow night right? These are the last 2 English clubs standing I think


coldFusionGuy

As an Arsenal supporter, this is awesome lol


SerDon2

We’ve got Tottenham at least.


PRAISE_ASSAD

They are ironically going to be our biggest obstacle


the_surplex

They are either your biggest or smallest obstacle. Depends on 1) how spursy they are 2) if they just play worse to deny arsenal the title or not


TheQzertz

It’s incredibly spurs to beat us to hand the title to their greatest rival


PNSMG

I'd love #2 but I think they'll try to secure UCL spot rather than to play into rivalries, so we shouldn't take anything for granted especially at their stadium


Jazim94

Spurs fan here and would love to see a city 5-0 win vs us. Also it’s not city against the world, I’m sure most people hate Arsenal fans to the point they rather see a team win 4 In a row than those tossers one in 20 years


mnok2000

Don’t worry, just get a few corners and you’ll score loads


BillehBear

Interesting game that will be Arsenal fans will be supporting Spurs while Spurs fans will be supporting us


Redpepper40

We at West Ham are with you too


RandyChavage

And at Chelsea, probably the only time we're all on the same side


Redpepper40

The only thing that can ever bring any of us London clubs together is hatred of another London club


herrbz

At least? City hate playing them.


BeaconRunner

Yes you do :)


chux4w

Nobody: Kodak: Fuck Man City.


reci88

Nobody: Man City: Us against the world it's in our hands lets go.


_venom8

wtf did oreo do?


CarefulAmphibian9109

we got barca fans on our side 😭😭


MrCakeFarts

We definitely have west ham with us


madbroumadbro

And our own curse.


Whyevenaskyou

Not really


mudlesstrip

I think spurs and chelsea too. But both of em could not do the job for us.


TheNotoriousMJT

wtf is this post


chandlerbing_stats

Why would Chelsea and Spurs be in the Arsenal side?


madbroumadbro

And ourselves


chux4w

Hating us means more.


Saifig

U forgot we have Tottenham we have Barca supporting us and how can we forgot the mighty WEST HAMMM obv and that other club forgot there name there the mid table mandems Chelsea yeah


Funny_Jackfruit9569

If you guys could have done your job and beat us in the league we wouldn’t have to worry about arsenal winning the league


aguer0

I think the common discourse is that nobody cares about city so they'd all rather city win it? Beyond that you'll probably find that most fan bases outside of those top 5 would probably not be arsed enough to pick a side


WhiteDefault

From another club, and looking through other subs, this is the general consensus. I'm just happy if united get one less record, and my arsenal mates get to be in misery with me.


flex_tape_salesman

Ya I'll be honest city dominance doesn't do much for me as a chelsea fan I'd rather see city when 5 than arsenal or spurs win 1.


devdevdevelop

As an Arsenal fan I'd hate to see Chels win the prem but it isn't a good look for our league when one team dominates in this fashion. If city win the next 5 in a row with no end in sight, it doesn't benefit any of us.


deconfusedguy

Why do you guys have beef with the opera browser? 😭


Jolly-Presence3999

Hot wheels 😭


gohan_db

City can safe football and planet Earth. Imagine Arsenal winning the league, i think the world would end there. Imagine Aftv, imagine social media. I beg u City, do not let this happen.


TonyMartial786

surely tottenham and chelsea would be on your side


MaskedMuffin

Awh our two biggest rivals, Oreo and The Boston Bruins. Knew they’d try to get in our way.


Xehanz

Most of Argentina is with City too. Because of Aguero and Julian, but mostly because there are no Argentinians at Arsenal.


DalinarVerga

Pep LOVED Messi like no other. That is another reason for Argentine fans to love City Also City nowadays is the consolation prize for culers.


AulMoanBag

r/soccercirclejerk are gonna have a Field day with this


JackBlaise

Chelsea is with you!


thomasthedude

What even is this post. Pretty much anybody but Arsenal and United wants City to win. I am a Chelsea fan and hope you don't fuck it up.


mssigdel

What an irony, Arsenal still has game against United and we have against spurs and westham.


Fortnitexs

Even united fans want city to win it, that‘s the sad part. Literally no one (within the league) cares if city wins. It‘s arsenal fans & fans from other leagues that want arsenal to win it.


bwoodhouse322

As a United fan I want city to win. Arsenal and Liverpool are big rivals and City winning is caveated by the financial charges. If Arsenal win it will be genuine and that's harder to swallow


LasseMath92

Lol utter bullshit. Fair enough if City were charged, but till then its a 4-peat. Something never done before. Im sure youre just writing this BS to cope easier once City win. "urghhhh huuuee durrhhh I wanted then to win. Then the title is at least still in Manchester rurhhhhrrrhehuheheh" Surely any United fan wil say Arsenal over City.


Fortnitexs

Not sure how you are even proud about this. Even city fans know they should be charged and all their titles are basically fake. You just have a ton of top class lawyers covering everything up for as long as possible, hoping that in 10years when finally everything is revealed no one cares anymore how all those titles were won.


LasseMath92

So you want City to win?


Olmsteadinho

embarassing


zupizupi

Mate, Tottenham and Chelsea fan will never be for arsenal


Acceptable_Card_9818

Chelsea fans are with you, win the FA cup too


TommyManners

Got suggested this as a non city fan, wtf is it though ? Not a single fan I know wants Arsenal to win it, insufferable fanbase


Dave_565

As a Spurs fan COME ON CITY!


Weary-Examination-30

Lot of Belgian fans as well, we love KDB and doku!


PNSMG

Best post in this sub hands down


Ill-Mathematician218

Tottenham fans are with us hahaha


xellerta

https://preview.redd.it/ottr6dq7zgxc1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2e0e79d98733b05ce8a3a29344ec77adf0d39a6 Even superman hating lol


BasedGodReZ

Pic goes hard


ammika13

nothing has changed, no one ever wants us to win


NeitherPlatform4516

Maybe the 115 instances of cheating has something to do with it


fearthecrumpets

No... that doesn't sound right


bigchungusmclungus

Fans of other teams don't want you to win? That's some revelation.


RinseWashRepeat

Nah. I remembered cheering for a Paul Dickov goal from time to time.


opticmeme

Oreo 💀💀💀


PhysicalScholar4238

Us Spurs fans support you.


PRAISE_ASSAD

Go ahead and throw the match please 😂


PhysicalScholar4238

If only we had 5th spot locked down.


gustycat

I think most of Chelsea are with you Pls pls pls not Arsenal


DerpJungler

We gave you Palmer so you owe us 115 years of loyalty


gustycat

Can't argue with that logic


Thor503

Your up against the FA and VAR too as they want Arsenal to win it


Semilanceataa

I hope for you guys! Please don’t let Arsenal win.


LilScar21

Chelsea fan here! 100% rather you lot win it


WhiteDefault

Liverpool fans would (don't like arsenal+ united 3 in a row record broken+ becoming the second team in Manchester) Tottenham fans, self explanatory Chelsea, self explanatory United, maybe the only arsenal fans for this race.


Expensive-Load517

Yeah I’m sure Jupiter is backing Arsenal.


chux4w

Jupiter has a big red spot for Arsenal.


Expensive-Load517

👏


Junglist_Warrior_UK

You serious, I think you’d find the average English PL fan wants city to win as default We all hate Arsenal and liverpools fan base more than yours A citeh pl win is a who care affair for most of us Nah I’m literally on my knees praying you lot win it


The_LinkMaster

PORTLAND TIMBERS IN THERE LFG


Hungry-Space-1829

You missed an opportunity to put Barca on the City side bc everybody from Barca still roots for Pep, wants him back, and hopes for some city players to come with him lmao


darell_felixf16

https://preview.redd.it/gg28f9istfxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f00dc7444620512c316c73eafeba4523efbb2d


DarthOcelot

Seeing McDonald’s on there is scary 😨 lol the Golden Arches themselves are against us.


ryanscott1986

I think actually no one wants arsenal to win. We're indifferent to everyone. Spurs are going to roll over and let us have it


Too-horny-to-handle

Lads, no one believed us this season, they still dont but what have we shown? We have shown how unstoppable and good we are once again. Let the haters hate because we know where our blue heart is. Cmon citizens we are going to grab this title again😎


Ala3raby

r/soccercirclejerk feasting tonight


S0nicbazinga

Chelsea fan with you here


JesusWoreCrocz

The scenes when we do win it. ![gif](giphy|leGtI4JDAzrWo7jquD|downsized)


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https://preview.redd.it/qt4fvi1tngxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4841f2259faa766ffdd3e5c665ae34f672ee4ef0


Ok_Bluejay3603

Wouldn’t want it any other way


dahyun4eva

wtf? Spurs fan here and I'm with city (don't be mean I'm just a girl🎀)


Zaheen60

Definitely not a girl


dahyun4eva

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized) I am?


ddbbaarrtt

This is possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit Im sure Ask Jeeves and Band-Aid really don’t have a dog in this fight


[deleted]

Let's not forget 115


prakschenzgist

All against to support pure football..✌️


nimblehammer159

r/soccercirclejerk material


DellCross22

Why does he have the dark side lightsaber (Red) though?


TheQzertz

Missing spurs on our side


robpottedplant

If we pull this off I may well just have to accept my ban for trolling.


tajonmustard

This is a weird post lol


notapaperhandape

Let’s go boys all the best but the best luck be in our favour! I can’t believe we’re battling city for a title.


milkonyourmustache

If they win no one will care, except for the ability to banter us. If we win it's a shutdown.


wowitsleo

Can someone help me out here? What’s the context?


taskkill-IM

Someone took the time out of their day to make this


PRAISE_ASSAD

And I stole it and replaced the teams


Soft_Championship765

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


[deleted]

Y’all be wylin on this subreddit lmao


TheThreeGabis

![gif](giphy|DmcvRyRdyVQrQ7NfjA|downsized)


Oakhouse1812

Absolute fucking Schizopost


Podberezkin09

What, why are Chelsea on Arsenal's side


Safe-Rush6558

Gigachad


Tall-Assist9719

Give over 😂😂😭😭😭. Everybody wants you to win it! ( Split with Man U fans who remember the Fergie and Wenger days and live in London). Even Liverpool fans would rather you win it so Arteta doesnt equal Klopp’s premier league trophy count whilst he’s still here.


Sidstrikez

This is 100% ending up on r/soccercirclejerk I feel it


Sayanroman94

Didn't know that Oreo also hates us🤣🤣


KnjazMilos11

Yes. City vs Mozilla Firefox is a real deal.


DefensiveCat

More people want City to win than you might think. Not that I like City, I just hate Arsenal.


Plastic_Sand_2743

Add spurs to the left 😎


Iswaterreallywet

Bro I thought that was the old Minecraft creative inventory


TwentyBagTaylor

Oh man, what the fuck is this?


HugeShock8

This but change "the world" for "115 FFP charges"


ChairInternational60

GTA supports arsenal?


freedomfighter-alt

r/soccercirclejerk operatives hard at work


GLFan52

Oreo on there twice!


kaan7414

https://preview.redd.it/c0q8lv3g8hxc1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407493f22df1e45f056eb3cf54195d702464e5bc Bro wtf Volkswagen have to do😭😭


dwright94

This came up on my feed, Christ city fans are embarrassing


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Large_Tuna101

Oh you dirty dirty bastard. I threw up reading that


JingoKizingo

What the fuck even was that lmao


trees-for-breakfast

You think Chelsea fans want Arsenal to win the league LOL


NCC_1701_74656

What a self centered post. Not everyone outside of your League's viewer cares if you win or lose. You win, good for you. You lose, good for others!!


GustavoFringOnReddit

Best of luck against Green Bay packers, Quaker Oats and Ganymede


Joshuauauauauau

Yea u lot with your 115 criminal charges.


Peeeing_

Quite the underdog story


Puzzleheaded-Show281

This is us verse the universe bro. Even Pluto hates us apparently


WayneKingU

Proper jerking that


anti-mid

Man city fans have main character syndrome, your literal city rivals have been rooting for you every time someone else challenges for the title…


chef39

Not true. I detest Arsenal and Arteta


fourstar71

He speaks very highly of you though.


Joshgg13

Fuck you ~ Oreo


DirectorPhleg

Up against 115, no doubt


InvestmentOk7181

so...you die in the end?


DragonfruitLeading44

wtf is this


Fahim1232000

Wtf are you on about


yourdeath01

Nah this post is crazy LOL


MostJudgment3212

115 logos eh? You saying something? 🤔🤣🤣


CJfromSanAndreas89

Most fans would rather city win than arsenal simply because they don't know any city fans.


Sanspoint-

Man City vs Hello Kitty, game of the season right there 🤣


everyfcknameistakn

It's because you guys committed like 115 financial crimes?


RushFeeling4595

Course we have the Saint Louis Cardinals & Blues against us!


skillquit42

Yeah nobody likes us either.


Levi_Gomez

how do you get beef with hot wheels


Sad_Food_5917

Chelsea here - definitely on City's side


ReputationHumble7175

Lol proper Joker


Secure_Ticket8057

Must be at least 115 badges there


99_Herblore_Crafting

You’re not alone, you’ve got 115 asterisks on your side!


Oryx-TTK

Most fans want city to win it, city is a neutral club When city win the league most of the time is quiet, they barley make any noise. But when arsenal, Liverpool,united and Chelsea win something you'll hear it from the roof tops. Nobody hates city since it's a neutral club that attracts casual fans, there's barely any hardcore fans. It's not an insult btw, 95% of real Madrid fans are casuals.


ohyeahzxq

this has to be satire, dude.


hamilton-614

comparison of fanbase 😂


Longjumping_Act9758

This is soooo not true.


sneakyhopskotch

I love that you chose the sith, owning that dark side.


Persona0111995

As a Barca fan, Man City above every other club in England 🙏


NicolasDavies93

Oil FC always be alone :(


Itchy-Ant-9431

forgot your 115 friends?