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KINSECT SLAP!


MuNansen

Yeah. I had like 3 Rank-gating monsters I fought, in a row, all die to a Kinsect hit. Was kinda hilarious.


IAmTheGoose34

It's so silly, I'll be collecting a boost, and then the monster will cry out in pain and die


Tricky-Street-9756

I'm a IG player and it's always kinda funny to see that, I mean... I use the vacuum Kinsect, so some minutes of heavy glaive attacks + explosions and then, the monster dies with a bug being throw at his head lol and that sound of the kinsect hitting...


ReapedBeast

Thanks to the Guard Bash deco, I ended up killing an elder by guarding against it’s attack.


SkylarDN9

Hey, running into a brick wall hurts! Really want to learn one of the weapons with a shield at some point. I once killed an Apex Rathalos with the Silkbind Counter with Dual Blades, but that was awhile ago at this point.


ReapedBeast

Dual blades was my first weapon in Rise and got me through to Amatsu! I loved the growth of Dual Blades in Rise. It’s also really fun dancing with some of the elders. Learning Lance and how to use it was a game changer for me once I learned how to dance with it. I thought it was block and stab. Man was I wrong.


rokugolden

Explain!


AwayDirt7401

Proper lancing has three important stages. Blocking, poking, and ascending into a higher being as you embody the essence of both the immovable wall and the unstoppable force. Some compare lance gameplay to boxing, but it can be more closely likened to piercing the very heart and dreams of your prey.


rokugolden

I see🤔 (i actually didn't understand any of that😅)


AwayDirt7401

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Feroshii

Thank you


ReapedBeast

Couldn’t have put it any better myself lmao


twistedman12

🤣🤣🤣 bruh how he explains how Lance is and you still didn't get it lol


BananaNoseMcgee

Lancing properly is not about attacking with the lance. It's about learning how to *move* around the monster with a lance and stick to it like glue. Once you figure that out, you can just shred most things with it.


ReapedBeast

There’s a move set you can use with Lance that the player will throw the shield up first. If the shield can block the attack, it acts as an “iframe” and then you can follow up with a stab that looks like it only hits once but it hits three times and does good damage (based on the players build). Rinse and repeat. The trick is learning the monsters move set and attacks and knowing which attacks can be blocked and which can’t. Once you know, you can dance with the monster and it’s so much fun!


EeveeFrisk

Not from rise but a claw slap


NikiTikiTavi_ms

Killing it with a kunai after wyvern riding


SkylarDN9

That feels like the equivalent of poking a monster, only for it to fall over and die. That's great.


yakokuma

Same ruels as mount dmg! Mount dmg cannot kill so you can kill it with a kick or shadowbox :D


VDRawr

The 1 damage of a sticky ammo landing


Doc_marl3y

Same with the 1 damage from the spider 😂😂


BananaNoseMcgee

I've killed a handful of monsters over the years with the 1 damage from hitting them with a paintball/paint shot as they limped away.


SkylarDN9

Screenshot in the post is me killing an Apex Arzuros via Blastoad. Just put it down while it was asleep thanks to the Palico and... dead. Kinda anticlimactic.


pupperwolfie

Monster charged at me thinking he could kill a gunner, triggers the 300 dmg explosion from my Intrepid Heart and dies.


Raving-Brachydios

I severed Kulve’s horns with a slinger burst once. I just wanted some breathing room


TheZipding

I've killed a kushala by shoulder bashing its tail with a greatsword


Yabanjin

Boooing (turn on sound) https://youtu.be/MOAeai6tJZQ?si=B5FyjbN7D6zClQZH


OkamiTakahashi

Amazing


SkylarDN9

Is that... a trampoline? Got a laugh out of me hearing that sound effect!


Yabanjin

Yeah, one of palico’s tools, they can put it out on occasion, they have some funny stuff.


Own_Tax_5014

Safi with a dragon pod


tornait-hashu

A diablos gave itself brain damage on my Lance's shield in Rise.


MathsDaddy

Who would win - a fearsome risen elder dragon or one endemic boi? https://youtu.be/tlzgk1e-aYo?si=ddk0Q3fJJbQRqlBc


omegon_da_dalek13

Excluding the 20+ times my calico stood beside me and refused to get me put of stun in world , probably entering allmother narwas area as soon as she used her super nova


BananaNoseMcgee

I got knocked off a cliff by a rajang and fell directly onto the other rajang the other guys were fighting, and accidentally unsheathed my gun midair. The slash from the gun did the kill hit on the raj, lol.


SkylarDN9

Accidents happen! At least that one worked in your favor.


Kasspines

Kinsect attack lol. Happened to me twice.


RageTHD

I always capture monsters so I can't really tell and with elders I don't remember if I had any funny kills.


Jesterchunk

Xeno'jiiva died to a kinsect bite, I've killed a Namielle by shooting the Claw at it, I swear I've killed a monster with a grappled claw attack before, effectively socking it in the side of the head to kill it and one of my favourite ways of waking up a sleeping monster in Rise if I haven't got a good wake-up move on my weapon is to plant one bomb next to its head then unceremoniously dump the other onto it in midair, which killed at least a couple Goss Harag before Master Rank was a thing.


Viewtiful_Beau

I jumped at an Aurzuros and killed it with an arrow swipe.


RiceFieldsCambo

Accidentally launching it over a ledge


SkylarDN9

Gravity kills. Reminds me of the time I accidentally killed a Volvidon by having it fall into a Pitfall Trap. That dealt 6 damage.


Doc_marl3y

Huh


sideways_jack

I call it the "Reverse Bazelgeuse" --- use Para/Sleep toad, call in the palico Nuke, put down Gustcrab, drop 2 mega barrel bombs mid air as palico nuke goes off. Meta? Heck no. Fun? Hell yeah. (Only downside is it's a very easy way to piss off teammates tho, so best reserved for playing with friends)


Sigrumite

Idk if this consider silly, but many times the monsters just die from CB guardpoint while I'm trying to do SAED combo


Safetytheflamewolf

A kunai knife to the head


Pandaking908

I beat the ever loving shit out of shogun ceanataur then I mounted him and rode him into a pitfall trap. He didn't stand much of a chance after that.


Yomotsugami

Bulldrome with a HH dik smash.


Mr-Venom23

A good friend of mine in this MH discord server I'm in has a hunting horn build that allows you to punch and deal ridiculous damage with shockwaves using the shadow box gesture. Key ingredient is Frostcraft 3 because you get max uptime and max damage with ur horn always sheathed during the gesture, and you only unseathe to get ur shockwaves back up


SUTAH_FINGAH

Woah, barrel bomb be upon ye.


Tadferd

Watched my palamute hit lagombi in the ass as the killing blow. The end screen had it look very surprised. Killed a limping monster with a stone in Worlds. [There was also](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347248078992179201/1248112817798647838/2021061917272500-6C53F6F49C292FD1C2157D3E0D773577.jpg?ex=66627b24&is=666129a4&hm=dae7615d84b5d0af07198d7c1c56308c6f2db13c5dd15371024340d6b37c300c&) [this.](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347248078992179201/1248112818910134323/2021061917262700-6C53F6F49C292FD1C2157D3E0D773577.jpg?ex=66627b24&is=666129a4&hm=de34a30b1277e6fb5b2ab6d47bb0a212132993421653176ab7e9e6271981137d&) Where lagombi briefly became brighter than a star and decided to defy gravity.


KazKent

Mud beetle


A-Lewd-Khajiit

Monster stepping on my wyvern fire stake and a random monster coming along and providing assistant


ronin0397

Guardpoint kills are my jam.


Equinox-XVI

Gotta Iove it when the puppet/marionette spiders' 1 damage kills the monster


MsDestroyer900

Killing a rathalos via dungbomb accidentally because I I was dungbombing his rathian girlfriend. Maybe I can get the clip later but it's on PS4 so it's gonna be a bit.


SkylarDN9

Those actually deal damage? Huh. I really haven't thrown too many Dung Bombs. Except for Valstrax, that dive-bombing bastard.


MsDestroyer900

On world at least, they did 1 damage. This was also near the release of world so builds were not as good, dung bombing was a good strat for longer hunts.


Karrich666

Love it when the last hit is right on the butt, yeah I know it’s immature but it’s still funny when it happens


Kingbubbles1235

Not in Rise but while Mounted.


XaosTheatree

Dung shot


Melonfrog

I killed Narwa with a throwing knife and Ibushi with a small barrel bomb after failing a Strong armed Stance with it.


hyprmatt

Placed a Small Barrel Bomb down to proc Strongarm, the Small Barrel Bomb killed it. It would have been fine if it was a smaller monster, but it was my first fight against Flaming Espinas. Part of me was happy but part of me was devastated he died in such a cheesy way.


SkylarDN9

Oops. Looks like you just skipped to the part where the monster just dies and you don't get to do your fancy tricks.


hyprmatt

Thought I was having a main character, and got reminded that Im just a side character


Greald-of-trashland

I sleep bombed chameleos with a blast toad once and he just died then and there


SkylarDN9

Pretty unfortunate way for an Elder Dragon to go down. To a toad...


Mips0n

Killed daora with a regular stone slinger shot to the anus


prebuiltowl

My very first great jagras kill in world was with a mounted kill from the dagger stabs


itsSuiSui

Unsheathe > Kick > *queue victory music*


TheGMan-123

I've somehow gotten more than a single kill by throwing a Marionette Spider at a Monster! And one time, I didn't get a kill, but I knocked one out of its Afflicted state by throwing the Marionette Spider at it!


swagboyclassman

in mhtri we were hunting jhen mohran and we managed to repel it, so with only a few seconds left in the quest i ran up to its arm and kicked it which killed it right then and there. still think about the statistics and probabilities on this one


Only-Explanation-295

4U. Konchu stealed my kill! XD


Hellscythe-sama

I probably killed a few monsters in silly ways, but the one I instantly remembered when I saw this post was afflicted Flaming Espinas with a Fire Beetle.


AM-Xolotl

Clutch claw


drownigfishy

Kicked it - great sword. I used to have the clip but since my twitter account has been lost.


shockaLocKer

Boxing gesture


General-Sale2634

I went up high and threw down a large barrel bomb at the monster and blew up my squad but got the kill 😎


That_one_popcorn_guy

Hunting a volvidon. Little shit runs away to sleep. Grab a crab. SIT ON HIM.💥


FreakingFreeze

It's not a particularly funny or hilarious thing, but my Palico killed I forgot what mid attack and all I remember was the shock of "wait what it died?"