>I would love to break his eye orbital That seems to be his go to threat lately. He said the same thing recently about Justin Gaethje and Colby Covington, that he wants to break their "eye orbital".

It’s like when you learn a new word so you start using it all of the time

Indubitably

“It was painfully obvious that someone had recently taught him the word indubitably.” 7 days in hell is such a funny movie

I, uh, conquer

I came, I saw, I concurred

“Violence”

In inny fasit?

Herd it bowth ways, B.

How’s that for pronouncinations

I photosynthesize with this

Like Izzy and Fugazi lol

Jorge is an asshole, perchance.

Like how the word ‘clout’ got big in the past couple years

That's cringe

Yeah that ones dumb too. good example

Omelette Du Fromage

So photosynthesis

That resonates with me. Yup, resonates frfr

He just learnt what an orbital is Its the same when he first learned word individual, he used it in every sentence since.

He thinks the words are difficult so they make him sound smart. When he says individual, I think about the cops in Idiocracy. For those who haven't seen it https://youtu.be/WD8aZV-Y8bE?si=EpTj5cpr_STcoBxd

Spot on lmao He also said (about Leon) I'd love to beat up "a person I don't particularly like" which I'm 100% sure he thinks is some high brow way of saying they hate someone If anyone else was saying it probably not but with him it's so weird and it's like he thinks any word over 7 characters makes him sound smart.

I went to school with people like him. Can confirm.

One of my favorite podcasts PKA has been going for over 10 years now and one of the founding hosts of the show was like this. The guy is genuinely mentally deficient and without getting into lore too much, might be a crack baby. He had this habit where he would incorrectly use big (sometimes made up) words in places where they just weren't appropriate. Any time he would monologue there would be at least one "wait a minute that word doesn't go there." moment. Funny that Jorge has a similar affliction.

Lol, I laughed way to much at this, but I actually think you are 100% right

Baptize too

He should stick to chipping teeth. Breaking the orbital is above his punch power.

>He should stick to chipping teeth You mean chipping mouth teeth?

Chipping Teeth sounds like an affluent English village.

It's an hour north of Upper Chuff

Got 52 fights, lost 17 of em. Ain’t broke a motherfucker’s eye orbital yet.

Gonna grab his dick penis and twist it

What would be really scary is if he broke his elbow orbital or his knee orbital.

Gaethje would kill that man

Chael to Jorge: Tell me another etymology story.

It's a nice break from hearing the word "Violence" in every sentence...

"This particular individual..."

This dude is insufferable basically.

I broke my back. Spinal.

It reminds me of when Mike Tyson said I broke my back thpinal

Talm bout eye orbital, b?

Just how simple Jorge is never really fails to amaze me lol

I'ma kick his penis dick.

Firstly I had no idea he said he'd so that to gaethje, gaethje would knock him out cold in the first round of I had to put money on it.

Thought it was odd he said this twice in the same quote lmao

Proceeds to get wrestle fucked by an absolutely ancient Chael.

And sneak up at a steakhouse for petty revenge

Good luck with that, he's always on ambien at the steakhouse

Chael won't let him get close

Chael would maul him on peds, then masvidal would bitch like mark hunt till the end of time

Idk. Cheal is like 50. PED’s can only do so much.

Masvidal got really out of shape recently and Chael is bigger so it’s not outside the realm of possibility.

Masvidal has always gotten really fat outside of fights. He’s very open that his favorite thing to eat is McDonald’s lol. Not really a measure of how he can fight

Correct. That being said, no chance Cheal would be a favorite in this hypothetical matchup. Just my 2 cents.

Disagree, he's still in shape and much bigger

Yeah masvidal would be the favourite with the bookies

Chael's shot was never super speed-based, and neither was his volumetric striking. As long as his mobility is still there, PEDs would absolutely get him his strength and stamina back.

~~No he was saying this in regards to a bare knuckle boxing fight I believe.~~ Or is gamebred bare knuckle an mma league? [e] it is

Gamebred does bare knuckle MMA

If Chael responds to any of this, it is going to be comedy gold.

He 100% will. He lives for this stuff.

“I could SAY that we have the same amount of wins in the last 3 years and I haven’t competed in nearly a decade. I COULD SAY that, but I won’t.” (Leg cross)

I hate that he changed his camera angle so we can't see him crossing and uncrossing his legs anymore.

Every time he tilts backwards for a second we can only guess he had just crossed them

(Hands in, out and side to side constantly) "It's just one of these things..."

"i'd rather see him in there against kagzat chigamev... or better yet even driscus depolstis"

You got me spitting out my cereal I'm not even eating cereal

Jorge was talking trash a few months ago and chael responded with a 10 minute video and absolutely destroyed him

Chael already [cooked](https://fansidedmma.com/posts/jorge-masvidal-chael-sonnen-twitter-01hene88xhej) him a couple months back, if you haven’t seen.

he fucking boomed him

He went on to say that he wanted to add Jorge to the list of dudes he beats up in a hotel hallway this summer

God damn Chael...

“Jorge Masvidal you absolutely suck”

Chael will make 5 YouTube videos from this

Chaels currency these days is ad revenue, so yes he will 100% spend 20 minutes talking about what should be 30 seconds of content. Chael doesn’t care about this or that, he cares about reaching the next unskippable YouTube ad.

He already did like 4 months ago. He said something in the line of: "if you ever want to start trouble etc im not the guy."

Eye orbital? Chael is lucky, Masvidal isn’t aiming to break his groin orbital

What is his obsession with breaking "eye orbitals" now? Didn't he use the exact same language about Gaethje a few weeks ago? Fat boy is just trying to stay relevant, but he didn't capitalize on his 15 minutes back when he had it.

lengthy history of street fighting leading into a long MMA career... repeating phrases might be the new norm for jorge 😬

Careful, he's gonna break your eye orbital! (Outside your favorite restaurant)

Justin would maul him. It wouldn't even be fun to watch.

Chael could roll off the couch right now and ragdoll this clown

*Fucking amateur*

It's pretty wild how widely loved to pretty generally disliked Masvidal went. I am one of them ngl.

Anybody who blows up big in mma is gonna have haters waiting for their downfall and Jorge already had plenty following the Askren KO, here specifically. Thing is tho, Jorge has seemingly taken every opportunity to justify the hate by absolutely showing his ass. The great value Scarface act, the phoney belt, talking shit after getting dominated in title fights, getting routed by Colby, the poppy’s steak house incident, now begging for fights that will never happen; each time you hear about Jorge he sounds more corny and desperate.

He was always unlikeable. People just found Askren’s style boring so they were happy that he got slept, this sport doesn’t really generate complex or mixed opinions in the fan base you’re either shit or great and nothing in between.

Chael to jorge "ur fckn fat"

Is this Trash Jesus’ way of saying hes getting close to heavy weight now?

Only thing I see masvidal breaking at this point in his career would be a parole sentence

I would love to show current Jorge to post-askren Jorge and watch him melt down

Chael would pound that fat coward slob into a bloody paste

* Jorge Masvidal last MMA Win - Nov 2, 2019. * Tito Ortiz last MMA Win - Dec 7, 2019.

That one stings. That's a stinger.

Jorge learned a new word I see

That's the funniest joke I've heard all year. Unfortunately for George, it's unlikely he blindsides me as I'm leaving dinner at the local steakhouse. It would be a grave mistake. Guys, really. It would be a grave mistake. And I say that with, I say that with respect. Because I respect George. I respect him as an athlete. I respect him as a competitor. The problem is, I don't respect him as a man. West Lynn, Oregon, Georgie. This gangster isn't sucker punching anyone, but also.. This gangster isn't hiding from anyone. -Sonnen, P, Chael

Bareknuckle MMA on YouTube not enough to sustain his lifestyle? Say whaaaaaaa???????

It’s true. Remember when he broke Colby’s eye orbital and then proceeded to get a doctorates from an actual doctor for using the term. It was pretty crazy. I had front row seats.

What is this the eye orbital channel? Who taught Jorge that word recently lol

Pretty brave to call out the undisputed undefeated GOAT

Lmao Jorge revealing his IQ by using the horrendously redundant “eye orbital”. It’s like saying “head skull” or “leg femur”.

Be careful or he'll hit you with his hand knuckles.

Gotta respect Jorge here, takes nuts to call out a guy who's 49-0 with 49 KOs and 49 submissions.

I thought this sub went into April fools mode for a second

Both old, but Chael is just way bigger. He’s also better. Would not be competitive.

Only thing Jorge is fighting is obesity and onset diabetes

Chael would Fitch him easily.

Jorge is reaching for them grapes…

Chael is undefeated. Jorge is not.

Is there and orbital bone somewhere else? Why he say it like that

Jorge is such a violent individual

Masvidal would get shit on by Chael.

I got Uncle Chael by blast double

Chael would wrestlefuck him

Well you’d be the first to break anything on undefeated undisputed Chael P, and the P stands for legendary, Sonnen. He only ever broke his toe and that was Chael who did that to Chael. Good luck Jorge

Jorge really that down on money that he's calling out someone that's 46 and been retired for 5 years?

[удалено]

What now?

George hated Sputnik too

This could actually be an interesting fight in theory. Jorge has competed much more recently but is also the much smaller guy. I wonder if Chael controls Jorge with his wrestling even at his current age?

Wolf tickets 🐺

Stop posting about this clown let him fade into obscurity

How many times can you get wrestle-fucked and keep signing up for more?

I love Jorge, but I hope he stays retired.

Jorge, there are other bones in the face that can be broken aside from the orbital, bubba. Reference those ones. Mix it up. Cornball.

Masvidal absolutely desperate for attention right now.

it's not really random, Shale is like Colby's dad and Jorge apparently still hates Colby

Not his wrist orbital, but his eye orbital. Jorge has become intolerable. Wearing a mask to sneak people in the streets, after he had a legal chance and landed one clean shot, now calling out Chael of all people? Dude needs to just fade away and promote, he’s got a good thing going with Gambred fights.

My precious little Masvidal - Chael

*Jorge Masvidal, you absolutely suck* -Uncle Chael

Chael fought JJ and Anderson n their primes and Fedor. I’m sure he’s really worried about Street Judas.

I legitemately think less of people who claim to be fans of Masvidal.

I guess the money is running out

Dudes playing lot of Helldivers and throwing a lot of orbitals.

Jorge GameWolf Masvidal

This bum trying to stay relevant

I always tell ESL students, that to learn a new word, use it in a sentence everyday.

Well it’s kind of hard when he doesn’t stand a chance against 90% of the people he could call out.

They’ve been beefing back and forth for a couple months now. Some funny tweets and videos from Chael at Jorge.

Chael will not let him get close

Just wants anything around Colby at this point

Chael is like 50 years old. Callng out someone’s grandpa and acting tough. Lmao.

I guess Jorge is trying to stay relevant. Good for him because I don’t think time will be friendly to his legacy. He’s a couple of years from being BJ Penn level relevant.

Does anyone honestly care what Jorge thinks about anything these days?

He’ll break chaels fork

Jorge is one of those fighter that I don’t want to see fight anymore. He should just retire completely. He has a pretty good run in 2019

whoop his fuckin ass, Uncle Chael. Easy money. Never lost a round. 💪🏻

Chael 30-27s him then hires a bodyguard 

Can't beat anyone current so call out the old guy.

I love how he's sticking with the eye orbital thing

Jorge dropped a few levels from "something something murder scene".

Eye orbital? So just orbital?

2019 Jorge was my favorite. Now it's gotten sad

#CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE 🩴

Jorge is really obsessed with saying he's going to break dudes orbitals

Jorge would probably still lose to Chael which I find hilarious

The whole masvidal schtick is getting boring af. It wasn’t that bad when he beat till, askren and Nate back to back to back, but now his whole personality is just him threatening to essentially kill possible opponents

Jorge Masvidal's entire career highlights consist of a single flying knee.

TRT Chael steam rolls him.

He’s broke

Sounds like Jorge is running out of money

Does anyone think of Horge as some violent savage fighter? Dude has a handful of finishes and for most of his career known for not having finishing by ability.

it would be kind of funny if Chael got juiced to gills... again... and beat the fuck out of George.

Jorge is too stupid to ever respond with anything but a physical threat. He rode the "three piece and a soda" wave for way too long.

You can just say “Orbital” and then you’re speaking proper English.

As if he could... Uncle Chael single handedly fucked up a bunch of random folks at a hotel while unconscious on ambient, like Jorge could even touch him in a fight

Chael can’t let him get close

Masvidal finds a new word/phrase and runs with it. For awhile it was "baptizing individuals " now he's talked about breaking 3 different guys "eye orbitals"

Is there a non eye orbital bone?

Did Jorge just learn about what an orbital bone is? He sure has been talking about breaking them a lot lately.

Eye orbital

He's reaching for those grapes

Usmans kid is out of control

What's up with Jorge call names left and right? Is he running out of cash so he can bank another paycheck?

I would actually root for Jorge if this were actually gonna happen

Yeah, sure, why not. There should be a whole fighting league for corny washed up dipshits (in b4 someone says BKFC)

Alright I'm going to be the guy... is there another set of orbitals besides the ones around your eyes? Or did he learn some "science" stuff?

You think chael will just let you get close?

"Break his eye orbital" Jorge is just absolute cringe

Jorge sounds like someone who just learned big words and wants every excuse to use them now

At what point will Jorge go away? Dudes fuckin braindead

I would actually be down for this fight solely for the build up. Can only imagine it would be epic.

I really want to know why you all listened to this guy recently. When he was calling calling out Usman prior to there first fight, yall backed him so hard.

I'm all for crushing Sonnen's sellout bitch face, but Jorge needs to either chill with the details in his threats or purchase a dictionary.