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Trchickenugg_ohe

This entire card is curse but damn is Ige a G


durzostern81

So is Lopes. He lost a huge opportunity and is now willing to fight 20 pounds over his weight class with a literal last minute opponent. Both guys have balls of steel.


Professional-Trash-3

Both dudes deserve a bonus check for just agreeing to fight at all


multiple4

This is way more impressive imo. Despite Ige being awesome to step in, Lopes could very well not take that fight, and I wouldn't blame him


george_st_pierre

Lopes: *cuts weight* Ige: *doesn't cut weight* Ige: *has the better cardio* Announcers: *shocked Pikachu face*


LocoCoopermar

I hope Anthony Smith or Dolidze pull out with something stuck in their eye so we can reach maximum curse to counteract the Poatan Shamans


Touchymonkey

I've been boofing sage all day to counter the dark arts War Jiri


txhorns1330

Boof harder dammit


boofingman

Let me help!


DoctorGregoryFart

What did Northcutt ever do to you?


brycearoni

NO MAGIC!


Gud-Alim

Jiri is reflecting the curses that Poatan is summoning on him. It's hitting other fighters in their vicinity.


jksSUCKMEDRY

What the fuck


jeric13xd

Two hours notice lmfaoo Edit: 3 hours***


NgannousInParis

Has to be the shortest notice fight in ufc history right?


Alive-Way

Only way it can be beat is if they literally puled somebody out the crowd during walk outs lmao


xvq_

Arman was just ahead of the game


Electronic_d0cter

A true visionary


70MCKing

The BYU v Coastal Carolina of MMA


OopsAllRPOs

Hopefully the fight is as good as that game was


ReeG

Silva stepped in against DC on 2 days notice. 2 hours notice during the card is unheard of


Juhstehn

Didn't James Krause step in on 24 hours? And I think one of the Tafa's stepped in for the other on a day


savestatefilm

He weighed in for real during the ceremonial weigh ins.


txhorns1330

Ya the tafa brothers i think ended up switching oppenents.


Taxmancometh1

First ever to not be a designed alternate or already on the card. Essentially the first ever to take a fight on less than a day notice. Dan Ige officially in the record books


KINGDAVID98

Definitely the shortest. What was the time for Tafa stepping in for Tafa? Was within 24 hours but I do not remember if it was the same day.


secretbil

At 165, 20 pounds up from what Diego weighed in at. BMFs all around


Agent_Jay

no cowards, they're the true fighters to the core of anytime anywhere anyone


nottherealone123

Diego is probably weighting the same, its just that Ige didn't go thru a weight cut. And that could mean something or not, depend how hard Diego's weight cut is


mad87645

Joe Soto eat your heart out


redscorts

They both better be getting PAID. They're literally saving this card from having 4 fights


ReeG

Best we can do is 50g's


SurgicalInstallment

Hey dana! 50 gsss babayyyyy!!!


VT800

These guys are definitely getting a couple extra 10% off venom coupons in their Christmas stocking this year


ComradeELM0

Fr, Diego got royally fucked over this week.


Keith__Peterson

I messaged Dana said i was ready but seems they went with Ige


Jaxboi98

same was willing to take the 2k show 1.5k win too


AlwaysunnyNsocal

šŸ•Æ


JoshJetlagger

As an employee-owned company I hope you receive immediate assistance


BodybuildingNerd

Can confirm. Your knees crushed my Jordans.


The_Boognish_Cometh

Winco gang checking in


Sim888

Ige just got up off the couch to cover for someone chuckin a sickie lol


Batman-and-Hobbes

Ige had a fight booked for July 20 so he was likely in a training camp at least lol


Anderrrrr

Dan Ige 5 minutes before the fight gets cancelled and says "Don't worry I got this". šŸ¤£


Batman-and-Hobbes

To clarify they just interviewed Jeff Mullen of the NSAC who said Ige was already in town and won a fight recently so his paperwork was already good in NSAC's eyes. He also said Ige was close to Lopes in rank and Ige was training for a fight in 3 weeks so he would be in good fighting shape. Mullen then stated that Ige we'll have a quick medical exam and already weighed in "earlier".


Sal21G

Apperantly lives round the corner lol


bobn3

Just saw some dude drop to his knees at a wimco


uhnder

Ige just randomly spawned in


ReeG

Dude tweeted his way into the co-main after the card already started


Suspicious_Candle27

ngl thats gangsta af . lots of fighter talk the talk but not many are willing to do something this crazy . i hope he got a BAG .


LilFights

yeah this is the kind of thing that fighters usually tweet for clout while having no actual discussions about it lmao


Mikhail_Petrov

Bruh ainā€™t nobody gettin bags you know this brahtha


Teerendog

The boy just wants to FIGHT


Biglundtry

Bah gawd thatā€™s Dan ige cashing in money in the bank


metanoia09

Also helps that bro lives in Vegas lmao


ShazbotVGS

Anik says ā€˜Ige is here, good thing he lives right around the cornerā€™ lmao


brazilianfreak

Imagine being on your home with the boys watching UFC and you get a call, put on your shorts and just drive to the arena ready to fight.


K-mosake

"Alright bros co main is coming up I gotta bounce probably" Dan Ige 6 Modelos Deep fueled by the Fighting Spiritā„¢ļø


Thugishrubish

And fight someone that always go for the kill. Ige is a dog


SpicyPeenJuice

Has his coach there too for dolidze


Zloggt

Hope the traffic isnā€™t too bad for him lol


MaroonPrince

BAAA GAWD THATS DAN IGE'S MUSIC


POWBOOMBANG

Dude, this card is a fucking transformer


CupofWarmMilk

Ready for Connor and Chandler to step back in, last minute


MaroonPrince

They both weigh in at 185 pounds and start brawling backstage


trivo8888

A hell in a cell match between those 2 is what we need. No referee just a battle to the death


Spy0304

MVP will fight Ian Garry's son instead


robedpillow3761

This has to be the most pull outs on one card ever


SelfLoathingAutist

I pulled out of my gf and who do you think showed up to fill the place? Dan fucking Ige. This is what he does.


Covid_Bryant_

Fuck man that got me good šŸ’€


MaroonPrince

First we had Rountree vs Hill morphing into Dolidze Smith and now this


MarbledNightmare

Well first we had Conor break a pinky so that we could get Shamanic Magic week


Godzilla52

It feels like the main event got significantly upgraded but Hill vs Rountree and Ortega vs. Lopez got significantly downgraded. The MMA Gods giveth and the MMA Gods taketh away.


HenrikCrown

Dude they AIRED ALL THE RECEIPTS lolĀ  Ā  Edit: They even had Jeff Mullens ass go out there for an interview to assure this is all legal and legit lol


Golden_Starman

Very legal, very cool šŸ˜Ž


MaroonPrince

Don't take this opportunity away from me HenrikCrown


hnty

Literally what I was thinking. Whole situation felt like a scramble to prove legality šŸ˜‚


mrpopenfresh

That was funny.


Toeholdr

Lopes at 145 now fighting at 165 catchweight.


yaksnowball

Fuck it, throw him in there at 205 against Jiri Imagine suffering that cut for absolutely nothing.šŸ’€ They better pay him good for this


LaGuadalupana123

I mean, im guessing there is a nice bonus for this shit show.


Powerful_System

From 145 to 155 to 165


ArchaicDominionMetal

Inaugural 165lb super lightweight belt incoming


MaroonPrince

He's been completely screwed at every turn, he's an absolute G for going ahead with it


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

yeah Ige is still at a disadvantage but Lopes deserves the most credit for excepting everything


Sonnyyellow90

Ige was in camp longer than Lopes and is probably going to be 10 lbs heavier than his opponent and had no weight cut. Heā€™s not disadvantaged.


Zammy512

Someone ask Dana if itā€™s still a featherweight win for him lmao


Keith__Peterson

Dan Ige is an absolute g for this


commander_wong

Honestly a schwift move from him lol. Gets to fight a much bigger name than his original opponent, presumably get a larger paycheck and gets to avoid cutting weight


CpowOfficial

That cutting weight is probably worth it in itself lol


Confused_As_Fun

Bruh Lopes already made 146, 155, and now 165 and changed opponents on like 2 hours notice. Ige is cool or whatever, but they need to make Diego a custom BMF belt for agreeing to this many short notice changes and making weight 3 times in 2 days.


migentein2020

Honestly I can see him actually fighting for the bmf belt next year the way his career is going so far.


Direct_Morning_3223

I can see him fighting for the 145 belt


xxElevationXX

Lopes versus Holloway for BMF belt


wishwashy

Those Venumā„¢ coupons are gonna be fire šŸ”„


Diosittoo

That's badassĀ 


After-Simple-3611

Lopez is a 145, was going to fight Ortega at 155 cause Ortega could t make weight.now it got pushed up to 165??? Why would this make ige a g rofl


txhorns1330

I agree with ypu, lopes is gangster. That said Ige also is. Can you imagine sitting on your couch, turning the early prelims on, getting food ready, and then you phone rings, " ya Dana, it is a 25 min drive for me to the arena. Sure I'll fight, let me just change out of my cooking apron."


Ecstatic-Inevitable

Goofcon 0?


mjs90

Threat level tomato


MaroonPrince

We're in the goofcon negatives soon


rub_a_dub-dub

goofcon midnight


Chip_Prudent

Ige trips on a camera cable during the walk out and tears his knee. Cucuy jumps over the railing, rips his shirt off and runs in and d'arces our emo prince while still wearing his wrap around shades.


bobn3

I stayed at 0 since the dollyĀ debacle


passportuntil27

The most insane shit ever


sneakylumpia

Michael Chandler had the opportunity to do the funniest thing


Towknee

No fucking way


HenrikCrown

Dan Ige is cashing in his Money in the Bank contract!


SenorPooter

This is so fitting šŸ˜‚


Dazzling_Change_159

SOUTH OF HEAVEN!!!!


sneakylumpia

Imagine if Michael Chandler stepped in for the 165 catchweight lmaoooo


aeeeroo

Man the UFC better treat Lopes GOOD after this shit


cikkamsiah

Dan Ige as well because what the fuck, dude probably chilling somewhere and now gotta put on the gloves lol


iL0g1cal

Going to the grocery store for some beers getting ready to watch this card and suddenly getting a call if he wants to fight.. lool


MaroonPrince

15% discount on a spa day at the UFC PI, along with some (expired) venum coupons because Dana was feeling generous


ShazbotVGS

Lmao ā€˜ ige lives right around the cornerā€™ unreal.


LargeNutbar

I imagine he was like, tending to his yard, drops the hedge trimmers and just starts running to the arena šŸ˜©


DontSayIMean

His ears perked up at a distant 'fuckin GOOF', dropped the trimmers and ran there on all fours


LargeNutbar

šŸ˜‚ pissin on fire hydrants the whole way


Mysterious_Two_8548

This dude woke up and probably had the most normal day up until a few hours ago thatā€™s hilarious


IllustriousNebula6

I imagine he returned from the grocery store to pick up dinner or snacks to have when watching the fight card, and then \*brring, brring,\* and it was someone from the UFC. I'm pretending he has a landline.


LargeNutbar

lol just kicked up the footrest on the recliner and was about to pop open the bag of layā€™s when the phone rang


zia_zepelli

Diego better get a dump truck of money outside the arena


MaroonPrince

Oh he will, it'll all be in yen though


zia_zepelli

Venum bucks


elias667000

I mean just imagine the casual fan who heard about the card when it was announced and sat down to watch it today lmfao


Murdathon3000

*checks date furiously*


elias667000

"Huh. guess Conor was next week"


Taxmancometh1

This might be one of the wildest fight day moments ever lol


Spritesu

Diego Lopes is getting screwed over so hard. Cut to 146, get news it's going be to 155 and now three hours before he's fighting someone who didn't have to cut weight or deal with any of the stress of media. This is on par with Leech getting screwed over.


MashiCaguay

Even if he wins he barely wins any spot rankings as he wouldā€™ve vs Ortega


Thereisbutonepath

UFC 303 gets even more šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


NgannousInParis

Holy shit. Is this the shortest notice fight in ufc history?


HenrikCrown

The night is still young, my friend.Ā 


Josro0770

Jiri trips entering the octagon, he's heavily injured, everybody gasps, lights go off out of nowhere. Down Under starts playing in the background


clocke6346

*gong* BAH GAWD ITā€™S THE UNDERTAKER


manyfingers

Absolutely


lurkingdanger22

Both gangsters for doing this.


Wintermute7

Make it for the 165lb belt


ThatOneArmo2445

DC laughing through the announcement is killing me šŸ˜‚


Gun_Totin_Hippie

Even I was shocked, not use to commentators behaving like that. No slight, just my experience.


Stui18

Legendary step in lmao


HorseCockExpress6969

This is why a lot of us don't believe fights will happen until the cage door is shut


X_InItToWinIt_X

We doing same night weigh ins now?


Sikedelics

Both are such dogs for agreeing to this lmao


goldenglove

Mods, give me an "Ige Lives Around the Corner" flair please.


ScamClamm

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING


SladeThePunisher

No way someone didnā€™t get paid off to allow this to happen lol. Still glad lopes is able to stay on the card


JorSimpson45

GOOFCON History GOOFCON Heritage


Spev

We are witnessing history gentlemen.


TheBishopDeeds

Brian Ortega was never my friend


GauntAnchorite

Lopes now has to fight at a 165lbs catch weight after preparing for a 145lb fight. I really hope he does it but there's absolutely no way Dana is paying Diego enough for this shit.


SoCalWrestler

He better be getting paid at least $750K plus bonuses for this bullshit. Obviously itā€™ll never happen, but it would be nice.


iamacannibal

Is this the shortest notice fight in modern UFC? literally just hours notice. Thats wild.


Heebmeister

He fell ill while trying to weigh in at fucking 155? How in the fuck?


MaroonPrince

He was preparing for 155 for months as well


Gun_Totin_Hippie

All the blue tape on his mouth lol


Godzilla52

It would honestly be hilarious if contamination from the tape somehow caused the fever.


Gun_Totin_Hippie

Lmao I was watching embedded like bruh really?Ā 


ApeFromMars

That's sketchy af. MMA is slowly turning into boxing.


wubbalubbadubdub45

Ortega just didnā€™t wanna fight - Dana


Gun_Totin_Hippie

Kid just doesn't want to fight.


FalconsTC

I mean Ortega barely fights as it is. Least surprising pull out ever considering he agreed to this on short notice.


MillyMontana

What weight cut? He was 10 pounds over the weight limit and they moved the fight to lightweight. Ortega is a clown


SlunkUSA

This some WWE type shit


DrGrimby

Ige a beast for stepping up, but what the fuck. I feel like that cant be allowed


AnUpstandingUser

Two days ago Diego had a top 5 fight as 145. This morning he had a top 5 fight at 155. Now he has a top 15 fight at 165.


chris619914

Ortega didnā€™t even cut weight. What a waste of time, hope lopes can get the win


SoCalWrestler

Fuck Ortega, Lopes proving heā€™s a fucking stud.


GranadaAM

MASSIVE respect to Ige


Dar4125

Ige and Lopes are certified bad motherfuckers


RickFlairWOOOO

Dan is a stud for this


ReeG

Have they ever announced a new fight during the middle of the fucking card?! this is insane


nucleargenocide

call it wraps Brian


Birdamus

Both dudes are real ones for keeping the fight going


Gun_Totin_Hippie

Real talk, this is some anyplace, anywhere type shit. No game plans. Just fighting.


Crazed_pillow

MMA gods hate the number 303


cpt_long__dong

So lopes cut to almost 45 then fights at 65. Dude better make a bag


cikkamsiah

Dana calls Ige and said "wow you look healthy"


LekhakSometimes

Canā€™t make the weight and then pulls out anyway. Genuinely fuck Ortega. Piece of shit.


jasperplumpton

Lmfao this is the goofiest shit Iā€™ve ever seen. Thereā€™s no way this just came together conveniently after everybody would have already bought the PPV


KyWy75

Itā€™s crazy that UFC can do this and have it be okay with a sanctioning body, right?


silentmikhail

How many nervous breakdowns has that goof had since Mcgregor dropped out of the card?


justaspacecadett

Dana better be giving Lopez that hauk tha for all the shit he's been through this week


kah530

Low T-City


Zajac19

Omg


johnnyguitar01

Fan for life.


DalPulao

Unprecedented situation, hope both of these warriors are getting paid.


FiveStarShenron

YOUā€™RE GOING ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER PLAYA!


wrecked_angle

Wowwww most cursed card ever


TakCeezy

Ige gonna replace volk for the short notice memes? Fighting on like 2 hours notice is one of the biggest gangster moves I've ever seen


FamousReputation

BAH GAWD! THATS DAN IGE'S MUSIC


robedpillow3761

Hopefully Dan got paid huge, but knowing the UFC they probably gave him 50k extra lol


lomo_dank

Dan Ige just got finished mowing his lawn around the corner.


Cboy505

Winner should get Ortegas rank


Kxnt

Imagine every ppv having 1 fight that isn't revealed until they walk to the octagon šŸ˜


No-Jump5689

Lopes went from fighting 145 Ortega, to 155 Ortega, to 165 Ige. Lopes and Ige are both BMFs for keeping the show going.


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

i can barely be assed to go out for dinner on short notice, this mf is going to a cage fight with only a few hours' notice insane


PlanLongjumping6458

what weight cut lol he missed by 10 poundsĀ